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Worn beneath you trousers, this inflatable on demand via a remote control codpiece can help you change, define and control most any social experience at will.
-Inflate when you want to get out of a conversation that has gone on too long.
-Inflate when you just want to draw attention to your crotch.
-Capture a wandering eye!
-Instantly grab more room in a crowded elevator or subway car.
Impress others with you ability to lift most anything with your groin.
||I believe the hype. I think it would work exactly as billed. One could also wear it backwards.
||good lord! where is he anyway?