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Mikhail Ripsurarmoff

Pro wrestler from the -- Bolshoi Ballet??
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This guy's gimmick is that he's supposedly a trained ballet dancer, but has been banished because his massive strength injured too many ballerinas... He does a grand-jete into the ring, he pirouettes before delivering dropkicks, he does amazing lifts with his opponents before power-slamming them into the mat. He wrestles in toe-shoes, which may or may not conceal a hidden weapon. He gets his dazed opponent into doing a tango that turns into a devstating side- suplex. And beware his finisher - the NUTCRACKER SWEET!
smendler, Dec 01 2010

you thought I wouldn't notice? AllBlacks_20V_20Eng...acker_20_96_20Sweet
[po, Dec 02 2010]

Oldya Butgudenoff http://www.youtube....watch?v=UFdpXCGCaa4
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 05 2010]


       Should probably be in the superhero category.
daseva, Dec 01 2010

       And he hails from from darkest Freezyassov.
Jinbish, Dec 01 2010

       Pointe shoes are reasonably rigid at the tip, so they would be a formidable weapons in the right hands... er, feet.
neutrinos_shadow, Dec 01 2010

       And his lovely assistant, Olive Erklozoff.
baconbrain, Dec 01 2010

       Ripurnutzof would fit better with the nutcracker suite.
doctorremulac3, Dec 02 2010

       In a Futurama episode, Bender did some robot wrestling in a tutu as the Gender Bender.
baconbrain, Dec 02 2010

       //formidable weapons in the right hands... er, feet.//   

       And the left ones, too.
Jinbish, Dec 02 2010

       //Olive Erklozoff//
Yeah, you wish (and so do the rest of the guys...)
(Took me a few seconds to decipher it - very clever.)
neutrinos_shadow, Dec 02 2010

       With his bouncer body guards: Peekop and Dropov.
RayfordSteele, Dec 03 2010

       They're his drivers, Shirley?
BunsenHoneydew, Dec 04 2010

       What if it took more than just the suffix "off" to make a name sound anything like Russian?
pertinax, Dec 05 2010

       Yeah, shouldn't it be Olive Erklozova?   

       And Peekop sounds Afrikaans, to me.
mouseposture, Dec 05 2010


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