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Realistic Pornography

Pornography with lots of babies
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Let me start that over again.

This would be regular old pornography, with lots of f-ing, but there would also be lots of babies and baby stuff. So the scene would be full of baby-related accoutrements, like diapers and play pens, and there would be babies throwing tantrums in the supermarket, and PTA meetings to go to, and seedy cheap day cares to chose between, all while the f-ing was going on -- to draw the realistic connection.

And you could have birthing scenes with lots of f-ing going on in the background. And someone could even be f-ing the doctor who was the obgyn etc.

JesusHChrist, Apr 27 2014


       Without going to the trouble of doing research, I'm going to venture that this has been done before. It's called life.
normzone, Apr 28 2014

       Who would want to watch this, when non-baby related porn is available? Not me, sorry.
blissmiss, Apr 28 2014

       I like entertainment to be escapist. I have enough realism in my life. It is all frighteningly real, though it seems unrealistic sometimes. The full sensory assault is all terribly real, and yes, it has a baby and thankfully it has some f-ing, but that is only after the baby has gone to sleep.   

       As for the rest of the idea, it borders on "infantilism", (oh, and thank you for having me have to add that to my Google search history) which surely appeals to a segment of society, but it probably lacks mass market appeal. It also seems to hint that this porn will teach people something, which seems unrealistic, but certainly interesting.   

       So I'm going to vote down this idea, but it has given me some of my own.
MisterQED, Apr 28 2014

       I suspect that a lot of porn, if those acts were done in real life, stands no chance of making babies. Certainly none of the videos I've made would.
nineteenthly, Apr 28 2014

       You say that, but you can't be sure that manatee was using protection. We've all be caught that way.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 28 2014

       I don't know, seems pretty realistic the way it is. Gal doesn't have money to pay the pizza delivery guy / cut to the hydraulics.
doctorremulac3, Apr 28 2014

       Realistic porno shows camera guys eating sandwiches whilst waiting for the (ahem) *actors*.
xandram, Apr 28 2014


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