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Religious Restaurant

Offending religious folk everywhere
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A restaurant with a religious theme. Stereotypical things from all religions would make up the dishes, the decorations, and all other aspects. Examples: *Waiters would be dressed up priests or rabbis *Dishes would include things like "Sacrificial Lamb" *The menus would look like bibles *Lobby would be called purgatory *When greeted, Holy Water would be sprinkled on you *Specials = Miracles; "Today's miracles include...."

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evkatz4, Jul 14 2010

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       Would it be kosher?
Cedar Park, Jul 14 2010


       //Why on Earth would you go out of your way to offend somebody because of their religious beliefs?// One reason might be because their religious beliefs are silly.
pocmloc, Jul 14 2010

       Or because offending people is amusing.
8th of 7, Jul 14 2010

       For after....Cheeses of Nazareth.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2010


       "Chust anozzer wafer theen wafer, Sir ?"   

8th of 7, Jul 14 2010

       Prepared using a deep, fat friar.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2010

       "Praise the Lard !"
8th of 7, Jul 14 2010

       Don't order the croquettes if you have a seafood allergy; they'll put the fear of cod into you.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2010

       N1, N17-44, N56, N58-60.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2010

       "Pork or beef, sir?" "Nun for me, thanks. And hold the dessert - I'm dianetic."
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2010

       Holy Orders: Monkfish and Naan bread.
8th of 7, Jul 14 2010

       "And I'd like to martyr ketchup, please."
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2010

       will there be a host?
xandram, Jul 14 2010

       Yes, but there are always plenty of loaves and fishes.
8th of 7, Jul 14 2010

       Shroud of Turin table linens?
xandram, Jul 14 2010

       Order water, get wine ?
8th of 7, Jul 14 2010

       //Table for 13 please.//   

       Marked-for-best- annotation-I've-read -for-a-while
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 14 2010

       Jesus Crust Pizza, anyone?
RayfordSteele, Jul 15 2010

       Interesting to note that after it had been pointed out that offending the religious is fun, 21Q switched sides and is joining in...   

       (At the table for 13)   

       "Nice spread guys"   

       "Yeah, Judas came into some money"
Twizz, Jul 15 2010

       It has to be mentioned that the combined Prayer Wheel and Kebab cooker is just a little tactless ...
8th of 7, Jul 15 2010


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