Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The champagne of shampoos
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A bit runnier than conventional shampoo.
Lemony fresh scent.
Lovely golden showers with every ablution.

Because... you're number one.

good for skin https://shine.yahoo...skin-153400768.html
[xandram, May 05 2014]

Sell it with this soap http://www.poopsoap.com/
Wash yourself in simulated feeces and urine for some reason. [doctorremulac3, May 07 2014]

Oh Humpty... http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 07 2014]


       This is probably the least idea I've seen here for some time.
MaxwellBuchanan, May 03 2014

       Well, yeah, but the good ideas seem to drop like stones.   

       Even failed experiments can teach us things Grashopper.   

       I think this is gross. Bad 2 fries, Bad!
blissmiss, May 03 2014

       I'm sorry [bliss]. I'll try to make it up to you on the next one, promise.   

       The latest 4 ideas are about pee, butts, poop and nerds.
JesusHChrist, May 04 2014

       I'm trying to head the meme off at the pass.

       but... get it? head... at the pass...
They're looking! shhh!


FlyingToaster, May 04 2014

       You're in the top stream of contributors here?
pocmloc, May 04 2014

       After reading this idea you will make to rate it highly! [+]
pocmloc, May 04 2014

       What kind of packaging or container were you envisioning for this product?
pocmloc, May 04 2014

       I dread to even think about the number 2 bar of soap accompanying this dubious shampoo.
xenzag, May 04 2014

       He: So what do you do for a living?   

       She: I Make shampoo.   

       Truth: Cat or dog 1 better substitute   

       But real truth: Cows best for large quantity mass market shampoo.   

       At a 99 cent store near you. Get the gallon size for real savings.
popbottle, May 04 2014

       There may be some merit in this idea, thinking about pee constituents and what makes a good shampoo.
bungston, May 04 2014

       + Urine does have some good qualities for the skin.
[see link]
xandram, May 05 2014

       The Roman civilization (sic) on your planet used human urine for fulling (q.v.) and washing woolen cloth, including togas worn by the Patricians.   

       That tells you pretty much all you need to know about the Italians, actually ...   

       "Hey-a welcome to a Roma, looka at all da nice stuff we built two thousanda years ago, you knowa our ancestors, they washa theira clothes in piss ? You wanna meet my sista ? She very friendly, she like meet you. Maybe you likea meet my brother ? He very friendly. You like meet my mother ? She very friendly ... you wanna meet my goat ... ? Yes, sure she's a she-goat, what are you, some kind-a pervert ? Or maybe you Catholic priest, OK, thats-a cool ..."
8th of 7, May 07 2014

       Oddly that reminds me of an un-posted velcro/wellie idea I had a while back. It was baad.
This wasn't supposed to be a workable idea guys, but while we're streamconsciousnessing have you heard of these things? [link]



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