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people talk a lot at conferences, but sometimes their breath
smells bad. when you give people your business card, it will
contain 5 strips of thin mints. So everytime they reach for a piece
of mint, they'll remember your name.
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 02 2009, last modified Apr 03 2009]
customized breath strips...
[xandram, Apr 03 2009]
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||This is brilliant. There was always a guy with
salami breath at every conference I went to. Now
just don't give 'em the salami flavored gum and we
will be in great shape. Bravo ++++++
||Very good. Sorta baked a little bit though kinda.
||I thought the gum thing resembled those trading card packets that little kids buy. That's why I bunned it.
||Well, I was attempting to go for a pragmatic approach: people
might carry 20 business cards at a conference, thin strips will be
easier to carry than 4sticks of gum for each card. No?
||I thought something like a piece of that (horrible) gum you get with baseball cards, stuck to the back.
||I thought what phun and Flying did. (Uh oh that's
not good is it. Doubly bad...hehehehehehe).
||I understand the mint thing, and I think it's good.+. I don't understand how you're going to communicate to salamiman that he's supposed to use the damn things. Those people can't take hints, only blatant 'chew a piece of gum, man!'.
||girl scout cookie business cards possibly?