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Boogie Woogie Boobies

Now your breasts can dance in time to the music all on their ownsome!
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This cunning contraption is a bra, fitted with those music sensitive devices they use to make dancing flowerpots, Santas, Big Mouth Billy Bob Basses, etc.

Especially useful for barmaids who have their hands full of drinks - now they can jiggle their juggies while juggling the jiggers.

I can't believe I said that. Especially with po in the room.

[Gently, ping, jiggle gently - we're not out to hurt anyone in a very sensitive area. And as for degradation, this is strictly for those who want such a thing - we're not out to degrade anyone either. To quote from your own idea (!), this simply allows you a "look-here-are-my-breasts wiggle" without upsetting your balance. Syncopated.]

DrCurry, Oct 14 2005

Sheesh, should have patented this one... http://jinglejugs.com/
The Big Mouth Billy Bass version. [DrCurry, Jul 19 2007]

baked! http://www.youtube....watch?v=AKY5_tz8aFo
by Britney's boobs [jaksplat, Jul 20 2007]

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       Ah, the air is beginning to freshen as Fall descends.
reensure, Oct 14 2005

       who told you that I was once the world's worst barmaid? a very petulant husband made me give up the job as I was having too much fun.   

       can you switch it off?
po, Oct 14 2005

       I think it wouldn't even work ... try making jelatin move to a rithm ... it rebounds and introduces additional unwanted waves...
ixnaum, Oct 14 2005

       It must be jelly (coz jam don't shake like that).
angel, Oct 14 2005

       DrC, I'm shocked. Perhaps you are auditioning to take the (late great) Farmer's place? so where's the illustration...
dentworth, Oct 14 2005

       A defining moment in his halfbaking career condemns DrCurry to forever be known as "The Boogie Woogie Booby Boy Of Halfbakery".
half, Oct 14 2005

       Hah, good one half, how about Booby- wooby jiggle boy.
dentworth, Oct 14 2005

       It'll probably cause a rash...better include lots of talcum powder with the set.
Blisterbob, Oct 14 2005

       visualises great puffs of talcum powder ...
po, Oct 14 2005

       //That would hurt quite a bit. I don't think someone other than a prostitute or a masochist would submit to having parts of her body "animated" in this degrading way.//   

       There was this SNL episode with Britney SpI see what you mean.
shapu, Oct 14 2005

       Funny, Honey, but I hope the cliff FJ stepped over is still too far away for you, Dr. C.
Zimmy, Oct 15 2005

       //DrC, I'm shocked. Perhaps you are auditioning to take the (late great) Farmer's place?//   

       As soon as FJ comes back and draws a picture, for Dr. Curry, of a pig flying...   

       Mine jiggle, jump, and juggle with absolutely no mechanical help. It's called having "good tits". They came from my mom, and she got em from hers.
blissmiss, Oct 15 2005

       [bliss]: so you got them from her after she was finished with them?
Cedar Park, Oct 15 2005

       [bliss] - maybe you could post a photo of... no, that request might not go down so well.
wagster, Oct 15 2005

       Yup, along with my liver, my reddish hair, my long legs, and crappy temper.
blissmiss, Oct 15 2005

       Well, good grief, see link.
DrCurry, Jul 19 2007

       Your milkshake is better than theirs   

       It brings all the bakers to the yard
normzone, Jul 19 2007

       I baked this a few weeks ago, but wasn't feeling Benfrost enough to post my "Jiggle Enhancing Bra" idea. [+]
Giblet, Jul 20 2007

       What about a computer, sensors, and actuators in the bra that keep the breasts in the "perfect position", even while doing jumping jacks?   

       I wonder how much forward energy is lost as waste-jiggle over an entire marathon?
Giblet, Jul 21 2007

       Are you going to post an idea regarding capturing that energy and using it as a source to power something else? Double dog dare you :-)
normzone, Jul 21 2007

       That would require a punny name to end all punny names.
Giblet, Jul 21 2007

       Rather than the mechanism you don't describe, I suggest using a tens machine. It firms while it entertains.
marklar, Jul 22 2007

       It would definitely work if breast implants were designed with this rhythm feature...
gfundl, Jul 22 2007


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