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Custom Areolar Reformation

surgical aesthetic nipple-shaping
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Don't settle for round. Hearts, stars, clovers, diamonds! -- these shapes are not just for breakfast anymore.

Tattooing them a festive hue to accentuate your shapely nipples is the next logical step.

nihilo, Feb 10 2007

And here is your tattoo method. Vanity_20in_20Vein
[normzone, Feb 10 2007]


       [+] for something that can be figured out from the title alone. [-] for promoting needless cosmetic surgery. [+-+-+-=== ... oh I don't know... enjoy your new nipples.
wagster, Feb 10 2007

       Just have them removed. That'll drop a few jaws.
reensure, Feb 11 2007

       Circle circle, heart diamond.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 11 2007

       All I found were cosmetic surgeons trying for some sort of beauty or normality. I understand that shapes could be tattooed, but the idea as conceived would require some sort of skin- or even nipple-graft, and that's a bit weirder than that.
jutta, Feb 12 2007

       I want to twist somebody's boobiks cubes! Mwahahahahaha!
quantum_flux, Feb 14 2007

       //surgical modification of the nipples/areola following a simple google search//   

       And it must follow, as the night the day...
SledDog, Feb 14 2007

       Implants would be the easiest way to do this. One could insert whatever shape one wished.
bungston, Feb 15 2007

       //Just have them removed. That'll drop a few jaws. //   

       Women with faint or non-existant nipples is more common than you think. Women who get fat tend to cause their breasts to stretch and subsequently the nipple flattens out.   

       This would be a jaw dropper in and of itself if the woman at the strip club removed her top to reveal two perfectly shaped hearts. It would be more interesting from a scientific perspective than it would be erotic. I had seen some of these breast reduction surgeries on TV where they just toss the nipple around until they dig out all of the meat that they want to remove.. and then the surgeon is like, "lets put the nipple here.. hrmph.. nah.. lets put it here." And during this time of contemplation, the surgeon can cut out the desired shape.   

       As far as the tatooing aspect of it Richard Pryor talked about this in one of his standup routines. He said something to the effect of how the woman had an eye tattooed there and for a moment he thought that the eye winked at him.
Jscotty, Feb 15 2007

       //if the woman at the strip club //   

       [Jscotty] You do know that women who are not strippers by trade also show their tits (albeit mainly in private), don't you?
squeak, Feb 16 2007


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