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Eureka Bath Plug is a large rock, made out of granite, basalt or some other suitably dense material. It is suspended on a chain and pulley system above one end of the bath, meaning that it can be easily lowered into the water or hoisted well clear.
There is a wide range of choice in material, size,
colour and shape to suit each individual taste and tub dimensions.
The rationale and consequent effect of lowering the Eureka Bath Plug is to save water when a smaller individual is taking a bath, and wants to be well covered by water.
Naturally this idea combines well with "Two Bath Plugs" when it comes to emptying time.
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I'll take a marble bath-plug, carved into a
life-size representation of a suitably attractive bath companion. |
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// suitably attractive bath companion. // |
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It should be carved in the form of an unclad Greek philosopher, shirley ? |
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You could always just wear the tub like a giant water bottle. I think there's an idea like that around here somewhere... |
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Maybe those skinnier people just need a skinnier tub. |
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Don't know if pumice would work? |
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It's just that I always assumed pumice would be absorbent. |
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Yes, but you'd be ill advised to mix bathwaters: "Don't cross the streams" as it were. |
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Well done, [FT] you place in Hell is now definitively reserved ... |
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That's right. They serve to keep the Urine Falling From A Great Height from impinging on those ranked below. |
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And There Was Much Rejoicing. |
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//Urine Falling From A Great Height// Enviable. For
most, it's feces. At some times, rolling downhill, at
others splattering horizontally after hitting the fan. |
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