Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The Cheeky Chef

Tentatively taking the bait here...
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But here it is: The toaster that's shaped like a beautiful pair of buttocks. Send in a letter with what you're looking for, ideally a photo, and the engineers at 21st Century Quest Engineering will carefully sculpt your toaster to look like the posterior portion of your celebrity of choice. While toasting, the cheeks clench tight, pressing the elements against the bread. When it's done, they spread wide and eject the toast, lubricated on its way out with your choice of chocolate, peanut butter (nutty or creamy), butter, or jam.

Optional moles, hair, and wrinkles available for gift models.

21 Quest, Feb 12 2010


blissmiss, Feb 12 2010

       With automatic spreading function that takes sachets of chocolate or peanut butter spread...
Jinbish, Feb 12 2010

       Thanks, Jinbish. That was the intent from the get go, but I had to post what I had typed prematurely because *somebody* was bitching at me to put the phone away.
21 Quest, Feb 12 2010

       I feel your pain, [21]. The world at large rarely recognises true genius in its' time - even less so when it's an arse shaped toaster!
Jinbish, Feb 12 2010

       My "blehhh" stands. -
blissmiss, Feb 12 2010

       I plan to make a butt-load of dough with this one.
21 Quest, Feb 12 2010

       // restricted to producing toast, //

       A buttock-shaped pair of stereo speakers, used for replaying recordings of political speeches ?

       // sausage-machine //

       Nooooo !
8th of 7, Feb 13 2010

       that's it I'm changing my name to UnaBubba
FlyingToaster, Feb 13 2010

       Arse-shaped sausage grinder? Hm...
21 Quest, Feb 14 2010

       Spaghetti maker? Mincer? Olive destoner? Potato masher?
pocmloc, Feb 14 2010

       Perhaps a variation on this idea: An arse shaped shredder.

       The device would be positioned in the natural attitude, with the shredder located such that paper for shredding is introduced between the cheeks.

       So when someone suggests that you take your idea and shove it, there is the option to do just that without the risk of paper cuts where you don't want them.
Twizz, Apr 13 2011

       Sausage shaped arse grinder? (Did I just go too far?)

       I wonder whether anyone has fitted a false arse to one of those peanut butter machines, as found in whole-food shops.
spidermother, Apr 14 2011

       I thought this was a [xenzag] idea - very artsy :) [+]
zen_tom, Apr 14 2011

       mea culpa, I found out you'd posted this idea before me.
not_morrison_rm, Jun 16 2012

       //the idea sausage-machine that is the halfbakery// Welcome back to [Ian Tindale]! Yea!
sqeaketh the wheel, Jun 16 2012

       For someone who has recently developed a toast and buttock fetish this is quite frankly the holy grail [+]
S-note, Jun 16 2012

       You mean holey Grail, methinks...
21 Quest, Jun 16 2012

       I probably did mean that, but I couldn't type correctly at the thought of an arse shaped toaster.
S-note, Jun 16 2012

       //21 Quest

       What's your royalties percentage?
not_morrison_rm, Jun 17 2012


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