Amishman35

[Feb 13 2001, last modified Nov 30 2003]

2-4x Microcassette burner (0)
220 Volt Electric Vacuum Toilet (+3, -3)
250nm Laser Pointer (-1)
78 burner (+5, -3)
a Bass tube the size of a silo (+1)
AirBag RipCord (+6, -1)
Baby proof outlet alarm (+1)
Burger King Incense (+2, -8)
Car Noises Music CD (+12, -3)
Ciggie Smoke Drift Tires (-8)
Colored Tipped Cigarette (+2, -1)
Computer recordable digital language master cards (+1, -1)
Counterrotating Front and Back tires (+2, -36)
Digital Pendulum Clock (-1)
Drawer Load Record Player (-2)
Ebay Killfile (+1)
Engine Cranking Fluorescent Light Retrofit (+2)
Fairlight CMI for Nintendo DS (+6, -1)
Germicidal laser pointer (+1, -1)
Germicidal self-defense light (-3)
Headphones for Hobbits (+5, -2)
HitCylinders (+2, -5)
Home flush indicator (+2, -3)
Horse-Drawn "Driver" for PSX2 (+5)
HugeChurch (+1, -6)
"Im only browsing the web" firewall (+3, -1)
Incense Cigarette Filters (0)
Jettison button (-10)
Joke Bulb (+3, -5)
Linear Tracking Mithril Credenza (0)
Logie Baird's Watch (-2)
Lord Of The Rings C.E.R. player. (+11, -1)
Lord of the Rings Promotional Ring Phonograph (0)
Mulching Toilet (+1, -5)
Multiformat USB floppy disk drive (+9)
Musical Ivan the Terrible Crown (+7, -1)
Musical machine gun (+1)
Musical Mufflers (+2, -1)
Nintendo CD (+2, -2)
One D Battery Outlet (+1, -3)
Paper Rewritable (+3)
Playstation 2 crossbow (+1, -1)
Power Screwdriver with different gears (-1)
Pressurized Condom (+1)
Protracker Music Box (+3, -1)
Replace fluorescent tubes in bathrooms with 40 watt blacklights. (+4, -1)
SED Native American PhotonLight (+3, -1)
Sega Genesis/Yamaha DX7 sounding pipe organ (-2)
Self Destructing Car (80,000 miles) (+3, -31)
Spherical TV (0)
Sports Horn Bathroom Air Freshener (+4)
Sulphur Cigarette (+1, -7)
Sword-and-Sorcery Pocket Rockers (0)
The Mark of Kri:Rice City (0)
Toilet Plastic (-8)
Turntable Nail File (-2)
UHF Camera (+1)
Ultrasonic Celtic Spear (-1)
Ultrasonic Wireless Wi-Hi-Fi (+2, -4)
Victor Spring Motor Twisting Dagger (+3)
Wild Chiccan Napster2Go Divination Tool (0)
Wind-Up Bombs (-2)
Wind-up Digital Clock (+4)

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