evilpenguin

From by buddy [jhom] : //You are a rectangular piece of absorbent cloth or paper product, sometimes recycled, that is used for; drying, wiping or soaking up of liquid materials most typically comprised of water infused with various assorted ions of metallic elements( such as Iron, Lead, chlorine, sodium, calcium, copper and zinc ), a barrier that is reclined upon while undertaking certain outdoor activities(sunbathing, swimming, reading etc.), cleaning and removal of dirt and debris from dirty or soiled surfaces such as counter tops, windows, floors or tables and for protecting ones modesty and privacy following certain types of hygiene activities normally undertaken by human beings.//

[Aug 12 2007, last modified Jan 27 2009]

40 mph 100 ft treadmill (+3)
Airbag Pillow (+4)
Alter earth's orbit (+1, -1)
Animated license plate (+1, -2)
Ask the bakery (+5)
Automatic Automatic Transmission (+2, -17)
Automatic windshield wiper retractor (+3, -3)
Battle of the broadbands (+6, -1)
BeerMath (+3, -7)
Bicycle hub refrigeration (+1, -1)
Blowhole Vasectomy (+5, -5)
Bluetooth yoga shoes (+1)
Boat on trailer giant segway (+2)
Breathalyzer remote start keyfob (+1, -1)
bun or bone in public (+4)
Cat phone finder (+11, -1)
cell phonebooth (+4)
Change the voice mail tape (+3, -1)
CncTattoo (+2, -1)
Contacts Fountain (+5)
Counterfetti Gun (+10)
Cranberry sauce designs (+8)
Crop QR codes (+17)
Custom Condom Machine (+6)
Deer puncher (+3)
Demolition derby chess (+5, -1)
Digital camera parts tray (+8)
Drawbridge Garage Door (+12)
Dry ice potato gun (+7, -2)
Easy home emergency lighting (+4)
Electric Alarm Clock (+1, -1)
Electric Supercharger (+2, -5)
Emergency Phasers in all school (+2)
every drivethru should be downhill (+14, -1)
Evil Toaster (+11, -4)
Explosive Boxing Gloves (+6)
Faraday Elevators (+1, -8)
Firework revolver (+5, -5)
Flamboyant Battery Killer (+4, -2)
Foot Volume (+3, -1)
Gas money (+3, -2)
Gas Powered Flashlight (+18, -4)
Ghost Reader (+2, -1)
Giant external Tach (+1, -2)
HDMI drive (+6)
Helicopter jousting (+14)
Household Censor (-1)
Ice Bicycle (+3, -5)
ihandgrenade (+9)
Imploding pinata (+3)
Indoor snowman (+5)
Induction oven (+5, -2)
Inkjet typewriter (0)
Instant car heat (-2)
iphone beards (0)
Ketchup hourglass (+13, -2)
LEGO® alarm clock (+9, -3)
Lightweight electric waterproof helicopters for penguins (+4, -1)
locks instead of stairs (+10, -1)
LunchBox Toaster (+1)
Man d-aid (+2, -1)
Mini flame thrower / Fire extinguisher (+5)
Mini-hyperbaric-chamber-finger-cot (+5, -1)
Money Gum Ritalin (+10)
Not so fragile label (+7)
Octopus lighter (+5)
Paper CD's (+22, -5)
Party Projectors (+4, -1)
Pedal schoolbus (+4)
Personal Popcorn Machine (+5, -1)
Photovoltaic suntan lotion (+3)
Pixy Stick Toothpaste (+7, -1)
Popcorn Microwave (+2, -2)
Print all made in china stickers in the USA (+8, -1)
Program it.com (+1)
projectile taser (0)
Radar Dectected Light (-3)
Remote Control Pillow (+7, -3)
Rooftop cupholder (+4)
Scrambled eggs alarm clock (+12)
Seism-oIP (+4, -1)
Self-lighting bong (+3, -3)
Set your phone to vibrate (your house) (+1, -2)
Shower drawers (+8, -2)
silence air horn (+2, -2)
Single Can Cooler (+2, -1)
Single shot detachable faceplate. (+3, -2)
Smart-box (+16)
Smartass (+6, -2)
Stationary piston ICE (-1)
Stoichiometric oven (+8, -1)
Stop making bad movies (+5, -3)
Subwoofer Robot (+2, -6)
Subwoofer Self-defense (+14, -1)
TimeBong (+4, -2)
Tire swing for vehicles (+1)
Traffic light g-spot locator (+3)
Txting safety override (+3, -3)
unbreakable waterballoons (+2)
Unicycle cops (+2, -1)
Unlimited winDshield wiper fluid (+5)
USB Q-tip (+7, -1)
Variable Brake Lights (+2, -1)
Venturi appliance waste heat transfer (+4)
vibra-tones (+6)

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