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Frankx

Some favourite quotes:

"motorised zips and penises, not a good combination" — rambling_sid, Dec 24 2004

"helicopters are certainly mechanical balloons" — mylodon, Jul 14 2019

"It's entirely possible that that's what I'm saying. Unfortunately, I'm not smart enough to know for sure. However, if it turns out to be a clever idea then yes, that's definitely what I'm saying." — MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 05 2019

"We have several witlesses sir. They're trying to draw a picture of the suspect but they keep eating the crayons and dancing like Teletubbies."

— bungston, May 29 2016

Best anno’s:

Obsessive-Compulsive Pedestrian's GPS

[Oct 04 2004, last modified Nov 04 2019]

   
(+11)(+11) A cup *of* Coffee
(+1) Ambient Radar
(+1) Autonomous collection-delivery system
 Autorotation “parachute”
(+3) Autumn harvest
(+2) Backpack tent sleeping bag/roll-mat
(+1) Bedspeakers
(+2) Benevolent
(+2) Big sticky harpoon of justice
(+2) Biodegradable cigarette butts
(+4) Bottle-opening bottle
(+1) Cake in a Can
(+3) Calendar scarf/tie
(+1) Car depth-gauge
(+1) Carbon-negative concrete
(+3) Cleaning gloves
(+3) CO2 direct air capture
 Colour-coded tent
(+1) Community-scale nuclear heat & power
(+3, -1) Cooling towers
(+5) Copper handrails on public transport
(+1) Dandelion Re-entry Vehicle
(+2) Data-encoded Perfume
(+2, -1) Define “Good”
(+3) Died Like A Dog
(+3) EDTA chromatography nuclear reprocessing
(+3) Empathic pest destruction
(+10)(+10) Exercise Required labelling
(+6) Extreme sports for the aged
(+5) Floating Food
(+4) Floons
(+6) Formalised legal system
(+5, -1) Gingerbread House
(+4) Gold Medal for you!
(+3) Hat-bags
(+1) “Hi-Fi” Turntable
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) High Priest Mechanic Service
(+8)(+8) Humbrella
(+2) Ian Tindale
(+2) Ian Tindale Hat
(+2) Inflatable towers to space
(+4) John Smith is Safe
(+4, -2) Laser Topiary
(+4) Long-term data storage
(+3) Möbius Record Player
 Memorial to the Russian Royal Family
(+6) Model Model Village
(+1) Multi-sensory battlefield probe system
(+4) Music demixulator
(+5) Not-desking
 Orbital hypervelocity spacejunk weapon
(+3) Other General
(+23)(+23)(+23) Parental Panic Balloon
(+3) Pre-Christmas London HalfCon 2019
(+4) Reflective planetary cooling system
(+4) Remote control cushions
(+1) Requirements Management System
(+3, -1) Responsibility for microharm
(+4) Retired Scientist Care-home/research faciliy
(+3) Retro-un-pseudo-science name-hijacking
(+5) Rubik's Doorknob
(+1) Sailing washing machine
(+1) Self-erecting Spectator Seating
(+4, -1) Shipping container emergency door release
(+2) Singing Gorilla restaurant recommendations
(+2) Single-use bedding for hospitals
(+3) Slug Electric Fence
(+1) Solar absorption refrigerator
(+1) Spontaneous fission time dilation
(+14)(+14) Strandbeest “donkey” rides
 Suitcasicycle
(+1) Super-quiet Turntable motor
(+5) Swim to work
(+1) Swiss-Army Shoes
(+6) They called it What?
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Toddler Harpoon
(+2) Toilet Bomb
(+4) Tourist Tips Whiteboard
(+3, -1) TPU-equipped phone/consumer devices
(+4) Track condition monitoring using passenger mobile phones
(+2) Train detection system
(+1) Train location data from passenger mobile phones
(+3) Twister Phone Dial Pad
(+3) Ultrasonic Handwash
(+6) Wigner energy batteries
(+6) Wind & Water
(+1) Wound fix-a-blob
 

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