Some favourite quotes:
"motorised zips and penises, not a good combination"
rambling_sid, Dec 24 2004
"helicopters are certainly mechanical balloons"
mylodon, Jul 14 2019
"It's entirely possible that that's what I'm saying. Unfortunately, I'm not smart enough to know for sure. However, if it turns out to be a clever idea then yes, that's definitely what I'm saying."
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 05 2019
"We have several witlesses sir. They're trying to draw a picture of the suspect but they keep eating the crayons and dancing like Teletubbies."
bungston, May 29 2016
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