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FlyingToaster

“Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt.”

And my apologies to Messrs. Van der Graaff and Szilárd, though I will continue to mangle 'discrete'.

Undeniably Neat Things:

• GM Futurliner
• Steinway's Double Keyboard Piano

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Powered by Newton, spinning in his grave.

On Dancer! On Prancer! On Supercapacitor!

[Dec 08 2007, last modified May 12 2012]

   
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) "4th Wall" 4th Wall
(+1, -9)(+1, -9) 7/16 Oven Category
 A Rat's Ass
(+8, -5) Abdominal Snowman
(+9, -1) Air Hat
 Air Squid
(-1) Airburst Bullets
(+7, -2) Anti-Zamboni
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Apathy Parade
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Aquaballoon: Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill Solution
(+5) Aqualungaballoon
(+4, -1) AquaSegway
(+6, -2) Backpack Mangle
(+5) Bashful Doorbell
(+6, -3) Bee Shooter
(+3, -4) Beer Baggies
(+6, -2) Bernoulli's Spaceplane
(+2, -1) Bi-Directional "Coaster Brake" Regenerative Hybrid Control Schema
 Bicycle Parasol Flywheel
(+1, -4) Bolo "AntiGravity" Device
(-4) Bonus Voting
(+5, -2) Bouncing Baker Minesweeping
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) Box'O'Mimes
(+7, -3) Brainpower Increasing Device
(+8, -1) Brassiere-Matched Tops
(-8)(-8) Brown-Note Assistance
(+3) Bumper Whoopee Cushion
(+4, -2) Bumperless Ramping Vehicles
(+9, -1) Butt Chirper
(+3, -1) ButtCast Pillows
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Butterfly Bow Tie
(+6, -1) Butterfly Knife, Fork & Spoon
(+6) Calliope Snowball Mortar
(+5) Cannelloni Pillow
(+1, -2) Carbon ChronoSequestration
(+3, -2) "Cardless" Card
(+4) Cash-o-pedia
(+7) 'Cat on Keyboard' Key
(+2, -1) Celltower/GPS Delivery Service
(+7, -1) Centrifugal Regenerative Braking
(+9)(+9) Certificate of Ignorance
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Chainmail Pasta
(+7) Charity Beer Foundation
(+3) Charity Tickets
(+8, -2) Chat Enhancer
(+5) Clap Clap
(+10)(+10) Clockwatchers' Clock
(+7) Coastal City Wastewater Relocation
(+3) Coffee Flavoured Cigarettes
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Combover Toupee
(+5) Command Chess
(+3, -2) Commuting Cogeneration
(+6) Compressed Air Reverberator
(+4, -1) Computerized Abacus
(+7, -1) Conga Line Unicycles
(+9, -1) Conservation of Energy Chess
 Continuous Air Intake
(+4, -7) Cow Fart Burner
(+2) CryoSaw
(+6) Cuppa Clock
(+3) Custom-Fitted Face Plunger
 Cylinder Water Sump
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Dandelions-B-Gone Garden Gnomes
(+2) Dangle Dongle
(-1) Darts Blinders
(+3) Dentist's Drill Cozy
(+2) Dessicant Beads Clothes Dryer
(+8, -1) Dessicant Beads Hand Dryer
(+8, -2) Didgeridoo Kettle
(+1) Diesel/CVT, Regenerative Braking
(+5, -2) Dinner Steak Knife
(-4) Directional Fart Detector
(+3) Dissociation of Methane using a Single Frequency EM Source
(+4) Donut Piston
(+13)(+13) Doorknob Jigglelock
(+4) Doppler Effect for Pipe-Organ
(+1, -3) Dreams'R'Us
(+14)(+14) Duck Feather Brolly
 DVD-only Complete Episodes
(+7) e-Canvas
(+1, -3) Eau du Celebrity Fragrance
(+4) Egocentric Clock
(+1) Electric Flywheel Hybrid Hybrid
(+3, -1) Electrical Maze Key/Lock System
(+6) Electrolysis Painting
(+5) EMP Munition
 Enriched Atmosphere ICE Steam Engine
 Expanded Meh Indication
(+2, -3) Exterior Spray Building Cooling System
 Fake Dogpoop Landmine
(+4) Fanfold Bookbinding
(+7) Faux CD/DVD Discs
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Feng Shui: The Board Game
(+4) Finger Bow
(+4) Fingernail Scraper
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Fish Mixer
(+2) Fogging Car Alarm
 Free Cylinder Free Piston Engine
(+9, -1) Freelance Bureaucrat
(+5, -1) Garden Daleks
(+16)(+16) Garden Gnomes
(+3) Garden Variety CD
 Gauss-Gun Ship
 Geomagnetic Motor
(+6) Gilligan's Orbital Island
(+5, -1) Grease Guard
(+6) Greased Pig Chess
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Green Shower
(+3) Group Hooping
(-7)(-7) Hand-Gun
(+3, -1) Handheld Laser Toaster
(+4) Harpiano
(+1, -4) HB-specific Graphic Emoticons
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Heavy Metal Chess Set
(+17)(+17) Heliotropic Cafe Umbrellas
(+12, -3)(+12, -3) Home Defense Immobilising Airbags
(+1, -2) Home Landfill Maker
(+17)(+17) Home Thunderstorm Simulator
(+4, -1) Hotfoots
(+8, -2) Hoverdress
(+10)(+10) Hula Dancer Duster
(+1, -4) Hybrid Rocket/Flywheel Spaceship Propulsion
(+2, -1) Hydrogen Exterminator Kit
(+4) Hydrogen Tunnel
(+8) Ice Floe Vacation
(+9, -2) Ikea Pianö
(+6) Immunization Sandbox
(+3) Income Tax Lottery
(+1) Inflatable Roof
(+5) Intelligence Filter
(+2, -1) Intrinsic Value Currency
(+2) Invisible Dog Security System
(+7) Isosceles Trapezoidal Bed
(+7, -1) Item Display by Country of Manufacture
(+2, -1) Jellyfish Blender
(+5) Jumper Pinball
(+5) Junk Exchange Lottery
(+11)(+11) Laptop Airbag
 Laser Brolly
 'lectricity thiefing robot
(+5) Lego Food Packaging
(+5, -1) Lend-an-Ear
(+7, -1) Light Aircraft Trailer
(+7) Light Based Burglar Discombobulator
(+12)(+12) Linear Clothes Washer & Dryer
(+2, -1) List of (Self-)Deleted Ideas
(+12)(+12) Low Maintenance Paint Pattern
(+4) LOx Mini-Torpedo for oil-well collapse
 LTA Positive Crankcase Ventilation
(+8, -1) Lunar Biometrics
(+12)(+12) MacGyver*
(+4) Madder Horn
(+3, -1) Malicious Public Fountain
(+4, -1) Martini Mixer
(+17)(+17) Master Craftsman Slinkys
(+3) Maytag Coffee Press
(+4) Mechanical Hot Water Heating
(+2) Memory Rug
(+9)(+9) Methane Decomposition using Recirculating Nickel-plated Iron Granules as a Catalyst
(+6) Methane, Diesel Multi-Fuel Engine
(+7) Migrating Birdbath Solar/Bio Lawnmower
(+6) Milkshake Drilling Platform
 Minimalist SpellChecker
(+4, -6) Misc Water Features
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) MMORPG ScreenSaver
(+2, -6) Month-End Marker
(+44, -3)(+44, -3)(+44, -3) Moon Watch
(+4, -1) Morse Chord
(+4, -1) National Geographic* Hotel Chain
(+2) National Protest Day
(+8) Necktie Heater
(+10)(+10) Netherislands
(+2, -1) New Statuary Types
(+4, -1) Newton's Subway System
(+5, -1) NiFe Laptop Batteries
(+1) NSFPE Genset
(+15)(+15) "Nuke" Recharging of Portable Devices
(+6) Nunchuks Pool Cue
(+1) Nutri-Grow Paper
(+4) Office Park
(+9)(+9) Offshore Oil Rig Cozy
(+8) Old-Tennies Street-Lights
(+3, -1) One Button Remote
(+4) One Way Subway Rush Hour Service
 Oopsy Horn
(+3, -1) Optical Bin-Drive
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(+6) Orbital Hovercraft
(+28)(+28)(+28) Paper Airplane Dispenser
(+8) Parking Balloon
(+4, -5) "Parking Mode Steering": Low-Speed Steering Ratio
 Personal Suspended-Animation Device
(+8) Pickpocket Bodyguards
(+1, -4) Pickup Truck-Bed Bar Footrails
(+3, -1) Pickup Truck-Bed Fountain
(+6, -3) piezo-electric computer keyboard
 Piston Spokes Suspension
(+3, -1) Pizza Divider
(+4) Pizzabox Flywheel Case
(+5, -3) Planets & Asteroids
(+12)(+12) Plush Toy-Castle
(+6) Pneumatic Clock
 Polar Floater
(+2) Poop'n'Scoop Tupperware Container
(+4, -2) Portable Cat Door
(+14)(+14) Pot Extender
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) Prank Thumbdrive
(+10, -2) "Prayer Wheel" Vacuum Blimp
(+7) Precision Nut Opener
(+2) public:nuisance
(+2, -3) Quickest Chess Tourney
(+1, -2) R/Stereo
(+17)(+17) Railgun Nailgun
(+2) Rarefaction A/C
(+3, -1) RC Dirigible Galley
(+7) Reading Owl
(+6) Reading Parrot
(+8) Real Outer Space Vacuum
(+8, -1) "Realistic Rooster" Alarm Clock
 Recursively Notated Sudoku
(+3, -1) Restacked Rockets
(+4, -1) Reverse Still-Suit Coffee Infuser
(+5, -1) Reversible Tinfoil Hat
(+4, -1) RFID Shoulder Chip
(+7, -1) Riot Control Pigeons
(+5, -1) Robbers
(+7) Rotary Engine for a Car
(+7, -1) Rubber Winter Sidewalk
(-2) Safety Sidewalk
(+5, -3) Scented Clothing
(+4, -2) Seasonal Orbital Advertising Plan
(+6) Segway Snow Plow
(+16)(+16) Self Levelling Table
 SGHA Junkfood Labelling System
 Shadow Puppet Virus
(+3, -1) Shower Utility Belt
(+6, -5) Single Source House Lighting
(+2) Sinktop Air-Conditioner
(+7) Skirmish Chess
(+13)(+13) Slitherway
(+2, -1) Slotted Rib Sight
(+1) Slow Burn Orion Drive
(+15)(+15) Snowforts for Everyone
(+2) Soda 'fresher
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Solar Desalination Aquaduct
 Solar Droud Hat
(+3, -4) Solar Lighting
(+5) Solar Moat Motion
(+9)(+9) Solar Powered Geomagnetically Driven "Perpetual Motion" Spintop
(+17)(+17) Solar Powered Robot Wars On the Beach
 Song-Stuck-In-Head Reverser
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) "Sounds of the Jungle" Sex-Noise Masking Device
(+2, -1) Soupfly Bowl
(+4, -1) Sphereverb
(+9)(+9) Spider Shoes
(+2) SpiderMouse
(+6) Spinnaker's Dream
 Spring Driveshaft
 Sprung Pistons
 Squiggle Cylinder
(+6, -1) Steam/Air Hybrid
 Steam Cooled Rotary Engine
(+2, -3) Steam Shuttle
(+2, -1) Steganographic URL Text
 Stick-on Holograph Theft Deterrent
(+4, -1) Streaming Commercials Website
 Stress-Relief-Scents Bubble-Wrap
(+5, -1) Student Ad Sponsorship
(+2, -9)(+2, -9) Styrofoam Pizza Box
(+5) Sub-Audio Stringed Instrument
 Sudoku as a Religious Exercise
(+16)(+16) Supercapacitor Cordless Screwdriver
(+2) Surveillance Camera Animated Feed
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) "The Flying Dutchman"
(+2, -1) Thermal Battery Pair
(+8, -2) Thermonuclear Roulette
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Tinfoil Hat Repair Kit
(+2) Tinfoil Sail Hat
(+4, -1) Torque Battery
(+6) Trapdoor Chess
 Treadle Power-Assist Typewriter
(+8) Tree of Reflection
(+6, -3) Tribble Alarm
(+2, -1) Tribble Hat
(+5, -2) Tribblephone
(+13, -5) Tundra Treeline
(+5, -1) Turbobrella
(+2, -1) Twin Blade Straight Razor
(+7) Umbrella Xmas Tree
(+11)(+11) USB Gadget Holder
(+33, -4)(+33, -4)(+33, -4) Vacuum Reducer
(+10)(+10) Van de Graaff Bugzapper
(+8) Van de Graaff Yard Lights
(-2) Vuvuzela Blow Guns
(+7, -1) Wasp Nest Car Security
(+6, -1) Watchband Counterweight
(+4, -1) Water Lawn
(+12, -4) Water Powered Lawnmower
(+3, -1) Waterproof e-Reader
(+8) Weasel Gun
(+8) Whale Kettle
(-4) Whirlpool Cylinder-Head
(+6, -1) Wind Turban
(+5, -1) Windmill Powered Vehicle
(+5, -1) Wonky Wheel Wheelchair
(+5, -2) Xylophountain
(+5) Yarps
(+7, -1) You Have Pastry
 

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