I am merely the vessel which channels the spirit of morrison_rm
For no particular reason, I'm numbering my comments.
1 = What I usually say
2 = Something from Snowcrash
3 = An avocado, are you sure?
4 = What the Borg usually says
5 = What Buchanan's third under-footman sold me the negatives of...say no more, nods as good as a wink..