| | Weighted Straw | | lewarcher | | Aug 16 01 |
| | No more floating |
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| | peeler | | arrondee | | Aug 16 01 |
| | remove the sticky labels |
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| | Half-bakery Therapy | | sin | | Aug 16 01 |
| | Mentally unstable cure themselves |
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| | to bargain with threats of surrealism | | technobadger | | Aug 16 01 |
| | when other options are closed |
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| | No Jack | | soulaar | | Aug 16 01 |
| | Carjacking deterrent |
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| | Grilled Cheese Loaf | | MotoMannequin | | Aug 17 01 |
| | Some big thinker saw a hamburger and thought, "meatloaf." Well... |
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| | Real Back Seat Driving | | snarfyguy | | Aug 17 01 |
| | You don’t like my driving? You know the way? Fine, take the wheel! |
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| | Multiple Reverse Gears | | snarfyguy | | Aug 17 01 |
| | Go really fast in reverse |
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| | Night Vision Windshield | | snarfyguy | | Aug 17 01 |
| | Avoid collisions with animals |
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| | Final Thought Blog | | sdm | | Aug 17 01 |
| | Web loggers (bloggers) structure their thoughts like Jerry Springer. |
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| | Radical Anti-Theft Products | | AfroAssault | | Aug 17 01 |
| | Say it with a big ugly head |
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| | flavored straws | | djymm | | Aug 17 01 |
| | hollow fruit-leather straws to add flavor to beverage |
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| | Defecrisis | | serendipity | | Aug 17 01 |
| | For when the sh*t is really about to hit the fan... |
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| | Butterfly vision | | beauxeault | | Aug 17 01 |
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| | Vegetarian Seafood | | Sparki | | Aug 17 01 |
| | Like seafood, only without the fish |
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| | Home Laugh Track | | MotoMannequin | | Aug 17 01 |
| | Live like the stars! |
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| | AutoJack | | CasaLoco | | Aug 17 01 |
| | AutoJacks like on Indycars fuitted to all cars. |
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| | Bushido newspaper carriers | | Larkspur | | Aug 17 01 |
| | Samuri paper delivery |
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| | quasi-dyson's sphere | | solaryon | | Aug 17 01 |
| | construct a space station around mars |
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| | Telomerase Production Hormone | | Vernon | | Aug 17 01 |
| | So you want a key to immortality, do you? |
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| | Dual flush level toilet | | Onalee | | Aug 18 01 |
| | Offer "heavy-duty" flush option |
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| | Turing Head | | MotoMannequin | | Aug 18 01 |
| | "I do like you for more than your body..." |
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| | Toroidal Calendar | | absterge | | Aug 18 01 |
| | "Hey, neat. What kind of clock is that?" <sigh...> |
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| | tax ID for bums | | futurebird | | Aug 18 01 |
| | This donation is fully tax deductible |
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| | Planetary Ring | | Mharr | | Aug 18 01 |
| | The Moon had one in Starship Troopers |
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| | Exploding Anger Doll | | AfroAssault | | Aug 18 01 |
| | Vent frustrations while blowing stuff up |
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| | Yum Cha/Dim Sum Pharmaceutical | | sdm | | Aug 18 01 |
| | A cordial environment for the administration of pharmaceuticals en masse. |
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| | Intelligence test bra | | futurebird | | Aug 18 01 |
| | for women with a cruel sense of humour |
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| | Predictive Homepage Selector | | sdm | | Aug 18 01 |
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| | Rabbit Juice | | pob27 | | Aug 18 01 |
| | Carbonated carrot juice |
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| | 2nd Person Shooter | | MotoMannequin | | Aug 18 01 |
| | Break on through to the other side |
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| | Whoopee condoms | | lubbit | | Aug 18 01 |
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| | seat assignments | | JoeBader1 | | Aug 18 01 |
| | assigned seating at popular movies |
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| | volume controls | | JoeBader1 | | Aug 18 01 |
| | theater seats should have volume controls in the armrests |
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| | MultiMIDI | | Taran | | Aug 18 01 |
| | Create a protocol in which musicians can creat music, or jam, together on the Intenet, using MIDI |
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| | Lightning Power Plant | | timbong | | Aug 18 01 |
| | Lightening hits rod attached to power grid |
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| | Fake management-speak | | mrthingy | | Aug 18 01 |
| | make up fake buzzwords, see if you can get the bosses to start using them. |
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| | New Morals For Stories | | -alx | | Aug 18 01 |
| | Breathing new life into tired messages |
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| | Al Hirschfeld Machine | | snarfyguy | | Aug 19 01 |
| | Supplies continuing demand for caricatures after Hirschfeld's death |
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| | all weather coat: human fur | | futurebird | | Aug 19 01 |
| | responds to changes in weather like the fur we don’t have. |
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| | Murderous Rampage | | AfroAssault | | Aug 19 01 |
| | Safely kill people without going to prison |
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| | real-time rendered audio | | timdorr | | Aug 19 01 |
| | Render audio based on enviromental and material properties |
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| | Vending Machine Gag Reflex | | sdm | | Aug 19 01 |
| | Sense then spit jammed coins back at the customer. |
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| | Hall of European Peoples | | futurebird | | Aug 19 01 |
| | for the natural history museum in NYC |
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| | computer screen suntan | | futurebird | | Aug 19 01 |
| | for the pale geeks of the world |
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| | Pizzadelivery Fridge Magnets | | rrrddsnl | | Aug 19 01 |
| | Get a unique fridgemagnet with every pizza you order |
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| | Speak & 3D-Scene-Constuct | | MonTemplar | | Aug 19 01 |
| | 'Computer, three men and a boat, please' |
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| | Vacuum Vacuum | | gorn_the_great | | Aug 19 01 |
| | Free perfect vacuum cleaner - no power needed |
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| | electriccoat | | glass | | Aug 19 01 |
| | Like an electric blanket... only more useful! |
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| | Halfbakery in a box | | rrrddsnl | | Aug 19 01 |
| | For webmasters without a clue in need for a good concept |
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| | Amateur Sports Commentary | | gnomethang | | Aug 19 01 |
| | Bad Sportsmen on TV |
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| | Music on Demand | | adp9 | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Listen to your favorite artist and songs without using MP3s |
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| | Jello Bed | | mybigkulot | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Sleep on a bed thats made outta jello! |
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| | Running Shoe Ad Running Shoes | | MotoMannequin | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Just Do It |
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| | charitable donations till April 15th | | whynot | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Move date for charitable donations to April 15 |
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| | Rewinding Videotapes at the beginning | | whynot | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Rewind video tapes at the beginning of the rental |
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| | smelly purple faxes | | mino | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Associate the fax machine with fond childood memories |
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| | Age +1 | | Pleez | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Today I stept into my 28th year, why call my age 27? |
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| | Smart Radio | | MrWrong | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Edits out unwanted banter, ads, etc. |
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| | ETV | | phoenix | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Environment Television |
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| | Year 2500: Internet Stock Market Bubble Reenactment Society | | hippo | | Aug 20 01 |
| | Just like today's reenactment societies |
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| | 1 Address + | | reensure | | Aug 21 01 |
| | All single family residences can have up to five mailboxes |
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| | Porchlight Lure | | reensure | | Aug 21 01 |
| | Intermittently disperse insecticide mist from outdoor lighting |
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| | the argos game | | cosmobrown | | Aug 21 01 |
| | a fun game to play in argos shops |
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| | the sex glove | | cosmobrown | | Aug 21 01 |
| | a 'handy' sex aid |
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| | AI Adoption | | Aristotle | | Aug 21 01 |
| | A new job - bringing up an AI |
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| | alt.Laugh.Track | | go77 | | Aug 21 01 |
| | TV Laugh Track alternatives |
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| | personal haiku detector/repeater | | sh4linux | | Aug 21 01 |
| | Speech recognition device to bring out the poetry in our everday lives. |
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| | haiku detection/repetition feature | | sh4linux | | Aug 21 01 |
| | haiku detecting as described in Audio Environment sub-section |
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| | Bionic Plants | | phoenix | | Aug 21 01 |
| | Extend the utility of various plants. |
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| | Stealth Car | | snarfyguy | | Aug 22 01 |
| | Treat a car with that stealth bomber stuff |
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| | Anti-Lemon | | phoenix | | Aug 22 01 |
| | What are the odds? |
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| | Search For Recent Remarks by Users | | AfroAssault | | Aug 22 01 |
| | Possibly avoid another "where's rayfo?" |
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| | 3D accelerated sporting events | | go77 | | Aug 22 01 |
| | Visually stunning conventional sports |
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| | “Godel, Escher, Bach” Amusement Park | | snarfyguy | | Aug 23 01 |
| | Theme park based on Douglas Hofstadter’s book |
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| | Luggage | | pathetic | | Aug 23 01 |
| | Radio controlled, motorized luggage |
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| | Fake cigarette for nonsmokers | | wiml | | Aug 23 01 |
| | Vital noir accessory for the health-conscious |
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| | Song Exploitation Obliviator | | -alx | | Aug 23 01 |
| | Lets you go on loving that piece of music by filtering out annoying uses of it |
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| | space mirror | | Peller | | Aug 23 01 |
| | A mirror in space to see into the past |
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| | Drive Through Grocery Store | | munkeylunk | | Aug 23 01 |
| | Not Just a drive through, but a warehouse with car lanes where people shop for food |
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| | Stairway to heaven | | phoenix | | Aug 23 01 |
| | Forget about towers, build a ramp! |
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| | Laundry Pager | | thumbwax | | Aug 23 01 |
| | Device to alert Apartment Dweller that Laundry is Done |
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| | Better Metabolism | | Vernon | | Aug 24 01 |
| | The Genetic Engineering Diet :) |
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| | Dandelion, Inc. | | phoenix | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Who says weeds are useless? |
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| | Bug Repellent Clothes | | CustardCurtains | | Aug 24 01 |
| | No insect bites thanks to your clothes |
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| | Drive Through Firing Range | | Aristotle | | Aug 24 01 |
| | To allow people to keep their hand in on the road. |
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| | mystery suicide | | stupop | | Aug 24 01 |
| | baffle your friends & family by presenting them with all your blood in a jar. |
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| | Showerhead soap dispenser | | kimsgems | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Dispenses liquid soap with water through showerhead |
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| | Industrial Technology Theater | | quarterbaker | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Display spiffy industrial technology in a mall theater. |
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| | Psychological War Deterrent | | CustardCurtains | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Avoid ugly conflicts between Nations |
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| | Halfbright Scholarship | | tminus12 | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Scholarship for, um, the rest of us... |
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| | peeking live on other searches | | rrr | | Aug 24 01 |
| | See live what other Halfbakery users are searching on |
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| | Party Wrecking Balloons | | CustardCurtains | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Those people you hate are having a party - Spoil it ! |
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| | Anti-Sugar | | Pallex | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Undo `too much sugar` in food. |
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| | Stairlift Track Extensions | | DaveSt | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Stairlift track extensions for the elderly and infirm. |
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| | Poetic Government | | [ sctld ] | | Aug 24 01 |
| | Jazz up government by introducing poetry. |
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| | Communal cars | | Kaggo | | Aug 24 01 |
| | cars owned by everybody and nobody |
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| | Pizzamid | | thumbwax | | Aug 25 01 |
| | Pizza in shape of Pyramid |
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| | Musical Headstones | | DaveSt | | Aug 25 01 |
| | Musical Headstones |
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| | Discreet Commode Seats | | DaveSt | | Aug 25 01 |
| | The luxurious way to "GO" |
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