Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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DenholmRicshaw

Real name:

Andrew

Email. First.Last at information hyphen gain dot com

I clicked on the random link just now and it took 35 repeat clicks before I got to an idea I had remembered seeing before.

[Mar 11 2002, last modified Jan 22 2021]

   
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) 100 feet platform shoes
(+7) Acoustic Electric Water Feature
(+4) Anti horn horn
(+4) Anti Weak-Form Double-Dip Array.
(+3) Barcoded chocolates
(+8)(+8) Beer goggle correctors
(+8)(+8) Boarding pass colouring in book
(+3, -6) Bowel habits of the stars
(+14, -4)(+14, -4) Branded Panties
(+18, -2)(+18, -2) Cake Router
(+3) Cat-a-butter-pult
(+33, -7)(+33, -7)(+33, -7) Coffee Hymen
(+4, -8) Custard Penis
(+4) Deathbed top secret read in
(+4, -3) Desktop Cock Block
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Desktop Pram
(+25, -1)(+25, -1)(+25, -1) Desktop Vatican
(+3) Dog Poo Detector Shoes
(+12, -4)(+12, -4) Economy->Save Game
(+5, -1) Google Handbag
 Granular grades
(+6, -1) Hexagonal pencil leads
(+6) House Scales
(+14)(+14) Hymn progress bar
(+9)(+9) Ice Box Explorer
(+1) In Ball Telemetry
(+28, -1)(+28, -1)(+28, -1) Kitchen Hardware Chain, For Scientists
(+1, -3) LGBTQIAH
(+5, -1) Make Powerpoint harder
(+1) MMS jigsaw
(+4) Moaning worktop
(+5) Mobile Phone Curling
(-4) Mousercise
(+3, -2) Mouth Muff
(+3) Movable muffling booth
(+6) Nasty IVR alarm clock
 Neodymium knickers
(+6) Net Curtain Autotwitcher
(+5) Nivi-Cam
(+2) No thank you hat
(+3, -4) Ocean boiler
(+9)(+9) Over sexed sex toys
(+1, -3) Paper football shirts
(+3) Pencil Viagra
(+13)(+13) Perpetually Mobile Stationery Cupboard
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Porta-Puddle
(+2, -1) Powerpoint Micropayments
(+4) Pussy Corks
(+9)(+9) Pussy Discharger
(+15, -6)(+15, -6) Pussy Figger
(+3, -1) Pussy Overrider
(+10)(+10) Pussy Placement
(+2, -1) Rectal Canary
(+3) Rectal Rifling
(+8, -1) Remote Clinking Hub
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Remote Shaking Hand
(+3, -1) Restroom Restrainer
(+8)(+8) Rubber-Gloves
(+3) Shouting oven
(+4, -1) Sink Basingstoke in the morning
(+2) Skidmark attribution
(+3) Sky Hooks
(+15)(+15) Smelly Alarm
(+4, -3) Snow-Line Ice-Cube Maker
(+3, -12)(+3, -12) SpeedTax
(+9, -2) Spot on bowel
(+10)(+10) Staircase locks
(+2) Stud Cam
(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Todger Torch
(+2, -6) Train fluffer
(+9, -2) Trump Progress Bar
 

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