Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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hippo


Soft and cohesive let my offerings flow,
neither rashly quick nor indolently slow.












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[Mar 02 2000, last modified Jul 11 2007]		    
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(+8, -2) A Post Office in the Airport
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 Analogue LED clock
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(+19)(+19) Back-seat driver auto-patronising device
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(+4) Batteries with power supply
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(+6) Bus Meeting Room
 Butane-powered firewall for PC modders
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(+1) Car radiator grille blow-out
(+8) Car sat nav "tour guide" mode
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(+17)(+17) Channel changing transitions
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(+7) Chess to music translator
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(+3, -2) Clean web-based email
(+5, -1) Clockwork lawnmower
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(+2) Configurable mute button
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(+8) Corporate restaurant blagging guide
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(+6) Halfbakery Hosting Inc.
 Hand exerciser toothbrush
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 Hat PDA
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(+7, -1) Iconic News Encoding
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(+9)(+9) Inflatable Vacuum Cleaner
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 Integer Fiscal Unit Beverage Quantification
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(+4) Interest Cockneys
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 Irregular fastener spacing
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(+6, -1) LCD Desk
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 Mighty combo garden tool
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 "My ears are alight"
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(+1) Net Weight Home
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 Open-source political manifesto
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 Positive points when you get stopped by the police
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 Risk-taking estate agents (of God)
 River control
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(+1) Robot Car Poster Printer
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 Rotating housing
 Rotisserie bed
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 Run-out groove noise simulating CD player
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 Samurai Slaughterhouse
 Scattergun resume generator
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 "Tape head cleaner" mp3
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 "The Office" brand office supplies
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 The six-wheeled car
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 Ultimate Tourist Photo
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(+4, -2) Unwanted present returns trading
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(+1) USB Coffee Mug
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 Variable density font
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(+12)(+12) Water duvet
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(+6) Werewolf lunar mitigation courier company
(-3) Whacky Bluetooth Cooperation Protocol
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 Wi-fi Weather Station
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(+10)(+10) Wii Tai Chi
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(+16)(+16) Zen copier
 
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