xenzag

a.k.a. The Ulcer-Fry

xenzag@hotmail.com

what is the sound of one cow clapping?

[Sep 18 2005, last modified Nov 24 2021]

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!00 Watt Heads (+10, -8)
1,000,000 Years PBG (+14, -3)
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Collector Man (+12, -2)
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Conga Dance Special Apparatus (+7)
Congratulations Hedge (+10)
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ContainerHenge (+4)
Convert Stephen Hawking Into A Black Hole (+1, -1)
Corduroy Rogers (+3)
Corona Burma Shave (+8)
Could You Resist The Hands of The Boston Strangler? (+18, -4)
COVID-19 Piñata (+12)
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crazedjihadistslookingatthings (+5, -3)
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Gas Mask Olympics (+4)
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Gene Kelly's Door (+7, -1)
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Heisenberg's Uncertainty Backstop Business Units (+5, -1)
Helter Skelter Egg Frier (+9)
Henry 8th With iPhones (+1, -1)
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Here You Are in 1569 (+15)
Hexagonal Bottle Tops (+17)
"Hey Buddy, Can You Spare A Tap?" (+3, -1)
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Hey - that's me (+14, -4)
Hide Behind Your Tiny Hands (+63, -9)
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High Rise Tents Park (+5)
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His Master's Toast (+10)
Hitchclock (+1)
Hitler-Claus (+5)
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Horror Snacks (+11)
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Hot Wire Band Saw (+8)
Hotpoint Recommends The Brain of Gandhi (+8, -1)
Hotwater Boa (+3)
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How It's Badly Made (+16, -1)
How Long is That in Baked Beans? (+6, -1)
How Much is G? (+5)
Hunky Chunky Freeway Lane (+7, -1)
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I Can't Believe It's Not An Anti-Covid-19 Vaccine (+2, -1)
I Could Have Been A Millionaire (+15)
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I Scream Van (+5, -2)
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I Spleech Your Mind (+4, -2)
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Ice Bucket Hoodie (+1)
Ice Cream with U-Boats (+17)
Ice-erang (+5, -1)
Iceclock (+7)
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iChoc (+6)
Icicle Sniper (+6, -1)
Icon Hunter Agency (+8, -5)
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Ikea Assembly Wars (+3)
Ikea Meet The Flintstones Range (+2)
Ikeado (+2, -1)
Imperial Thongs (+6, -2)
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In The Navy, Ironing Board (+16, -2)
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Insect-Vogue (+5, -2)
International Body Donation Register (+2)
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Inverted Rhodes (+10)
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iPaddle (+5, -1)
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iPPLAUD (+11, -2)
Iron-an-egg (+7, -1)
Irriguanna (+11)
Isoceles Car Pyramid (+2)
It's Raining Cheese (+7)
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IVP (+5, -2)
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Janus's Hoodie (+8, -1)
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Jason and The Arguenots (+29, -10)
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JCB Knitting (+6)
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Jimmy Choose Me (+13, -1)
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John McEnroe Alarm Clock (+1)
Jonah's Tardis Whale Hotel (+2)
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Juke Box Toaster (+4)
Jumbo Jetski (+4)
Just A Row of Ten Rotating Televisions (+1, -3)
Kafka's Table Top of Pusillanimous Rejection (+19, -3)
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Kali-Mass (+6)
Kali Will Save You (+8)
Kaligraphic Printer (+8, -3)
Keep Watching The Skips! (+17, -2)
Kensington Cheese Wire Thong Deckchair Lock (+2)
Kenwood Bean Fountain (+2)
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Kniffe Forg and Spon (+6, -1)
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Knitt-tting (+2, -1)
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Krash! (+5)
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Lego-saurus (+3, -2)
Legotanic (+19, -5)
Lenz's Effect Mine Shaft Slow Motion Bungee Descent (+4)
Let Lemurs Build Your House (+5, -3)
Lickticular Choc Ice (+5)
Lied Switch (+3)
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Light Bulb Changing Vacuum Cleaner Kit (+3)
Light Bulb With a Fly in it (+24)
Light Zeppelin (+11, -1)
Like-a-Card? (+11, -2)
Limbo Bandsaw (+3)
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Lips That Stick (+7)
Litter-Snappers (+6, -2)
Live Tube Map (+6)
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Loaded Pogo Stick (+6, -2)
Local Vernacular Bus Times (+4, -3)
Lock, Stock, and one Smoking Barista (+1)
Logical Wigs of Tea (+10, -1)
Londonatomy (+2, -4)
Long-life Solar Reflecting Moon Sheep (+26, -6)
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Lovelock Bridge (+3)
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Luis Suárez Nut Cracker Head (+2)
Lumberjack Meeting Rules (+3)
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Lung Book (+23, -2)
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Macho Mouse (+6)
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Macropolitan Line (+9)
Mad Wrestling Hose Man (+7)
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Mallet Vision (+4, -1)
Man In A Suitcase (+3)
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Matrix Effect Photo Booth (+29, -2)
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Maze Of Perpetual Confinement (+3)
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McTartan's Chav Attracting Lake (+10, -1)
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Me And My Chicken (+13, -3)
Meandering Ties (+8, -1)
Menu Mirror (+1)
Messiah's Handle (+6, -1)
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Mexican Auto Generative Wave (+2)
Mexican Splash Wave (+3)
Mexican Stand Off Wall (+8, -2)
Micro Foosball (+3)
Micro Sushi (+4, -4)
Mike Pence Fly Attractor Apparatus (+4)
Mile High, Slo-Mo Dive (+6, -2)
Million Watt Speakers (+5)
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Mime Artists On A Plane (+8, -4)
Mind Map Lamp (+10)
Mine Shaft Bungee Jumping (+3)
Minimalism Enforcer (+2)
Missing HB Ideas (0)
Moanopoly (+3, -1)
Mobile Well Service (+4, -1)
Mock The Hoople Day! (+4, -2)
Mohican Head Fountain (+7)
Molartype Bold (+1)
MontBlanc Decom Shuttle (+6)
Monument Valley Hats (+3)
Morbento Box (+3)
Morris Minors on The Beach (+4)
Morris Minotaur Labyrinth (+5, -2)
Morse-Code Pen (+9, -1)
Morse Code Thread (+14)
Morticulture Services Inc. (+23, -3)
Mosaic Mount Rushmore (+3)
Mosquitoes On A Plane (+1, -1)
Motorbike and Side-Cow (+7)
Motorised Deckchair (+6)
Motorised Oars (+5, -1)
Motorised Zip Fastener (+7)
Mount Rushmore President’s Nostrils Bat Reserve (+8)
Mowing Along On A Lake (+8)
Mowing Around In Circles (+2)
Mr Dyson's Chop-sticks (+3, -2)
Murderopoly (+6, -3)
Murmuration Gantries (+6)
Murmurs of Humanity at the Cardiac Jukebox (+2, -2)
Museum of Dubious Delights (+4, -2)
Museum of Dubious Lyrical Apparatus (+37, -5)
Museum Of Popular and Arcane Clichés (+4)
Musical Bubblewrap (+3)
Musical Tin Opener (+7)
Mutual Mugs (+1, -1)
My Girl Panty-Pop (+12, -10)
"My Other Suit is a Kiton" (+8)
Mystery Train (+14, -3)
Nail Eyes + Nail Gun (+3)
Nail Nibbler (+6)
nailtraits (+5, -1)
Neanderthrill Picnic Set (+9, -2)
Nelson's Column Toaster (+9)
New For Old Duck Exchange Google Bacteria Map (+5)
New Homes for 302,625 Ghosts (+16, -1)
Newton's Cringe Making Cradle (+4)
Newton's Delayed Cradle (+7)
Newton's Flaming Balls (+2, -2)
Newton's Reactive Televisions (+8, -1)
Newton's Russian Roulette Cradle (+5)
Night Noise Shoes (+14, -2)
No Gloves, Gloves (+6)
No Photo Museum day (+5, -1)
No Socks, Socks (+8)
No Wall Wall (+4, -1)
Noah's Google Earth (+12, -1)
Non-essential Blob Of Speculative Form and Function (+20, -3)
Non-Lighter Lighter (+4)
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Norton Commando Variation Zimmer (+10, -1)
Nose Guttering (+9, -2)
Nosey Parters (+16, -1)
Nostrilampus (+19, -4)
Not IQ, FlyQ (+21, -3)
NRA Toaster (+3, -1)
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Nukem's Cradle (+5)
Nunchaku Walking Stick (+5)
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Nutcracker Laptop (+8, -1)
O.C.D. Dinner Set (+10)
Octellini (+19, -1)
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Octo-Henry (+3, -2)
Office Mules (+8, -4)
Old Head, New Shiny Shaft (+7, -2)
Olympic Bird Baths (+4, -2)
On/Off Comb/Saw (+3)
On/Off Fork (+13)
One Two, Tie My Shoe (0)
One Used Tube Deserves Another (+21, -4)
Op Art Venetian Blinds (+10, -1)
Oppenheim's Nikonic Sidebangs (+5)
Ortho-Flute (+5, -2)
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Ouch! Finger (+10)
Ouch! Machines (+12, -1)
Outside Non-Pockets (+6, -1)
Oval Ice Rink With On/Off Ramps (+11)
P.C.I.S. (+13)
Paddle Your Own Canu-boat (+6, -1)
Paddling Around in Circles (+8)
Painting By Numbers House (+3)
Palisade Piano (+5, -1)
Pantone Nuns (+3, -1)
Pantoploma Bull Run (+5, -2)
Par-Aids Balloon (+3)
Parallel Tug of War (+31)
Parallelogram Parking Wardrobe (+6)
Park of Horizontal Ascent Icons (+7)
Parking a Boulder (+6, -2)
Parrot Torture Trolleys (+5, -4)
password update (0)
Pasta Alarm Clock (+6)
Pasta Channel (+2)
Pastry Dymo (+7)
Pavement Chewing Gum Psychology (+4, -2)
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Peanut Bubble Wrap (+11, -2)
Peanuts Floss (+1, -1)
Pecking Order Sofa (+4, -3)
Pedestal Plinth Spring (+2)
Pedestrian Dashboard (+9, -5)
Pedestrian Tow-Ball (+2, -1)
Pedestrianise London Urban Railways (+5)
Pedigree Basalt (+10, -3)
Pen Phone (+10)
Penance Bubble Wrap (+6)
Penta Scrabble (+3, -1)
Perfect Manly Feet (+14, -3)
Periodic Table Bingo (+19, -1)
Periodic Table Poker (+10)
Perpetual Motion Bike Wheel (+3, -1)
Perpetually Spinning Plates Apparatus (0)
Pet Attracting Cobweb Meccano Set (+4)
Pet Food Urbane (+11, -2)
Phalanges Dryus (+1, -1)
Phone Awning (+7)
Pi In The Sky (+5, -1)
Pi Tape (+10)
Piano Forké (+15, -1)
Pickup Truck Trampoline (+5)
Pillow-Bash-Boing (+15, -1)
Pillow-talker (+3, -1)
Pimple Popper Gift Vouchers (+3, -2)
Pin-ball Hover Dodgems (+9)
Ping Pong Trampolines (+3)
Pinocchioknows (+6, -1)
Pixel-dozer (+8, -2)
Place of Broken Hearts (+18, -1)
Planet You (+12, -6)
Planets of Dead and Dying Flies (+6)
Plant Pot Shoes (+8, -1)
Pliars (+3)
Plug'n'Skip Handles (+7)
Plug That Leak! (+6)
PMS 354c Electricity Pylons (+2)
Pneumatic Suspension Cobblestones (+9)
Pocket File with Tabs (+7, -1)
Pocket Toaster (+7)
Pogo-roo (+11, -2)
Poison Parachute Crayon Job Lot (+5)
Politician's Enigma Machine (+1)
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Polo-nut (+10, -1)
Polo-Pad (+4, -1)
Pologo (+2)
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Pornopoly (+7, -4)
Pot Belly Pig Stove (+6, -3)
Potatomation (+4)
Potatotraits (+5)
Precocious Barbie Wire (+8, -2)
Precrastination Calendar (+5)
Predented Car (+7)
Procreate Sound Effects (+5)
Public Knife Block (+9, -4)
Pullover of Secrets (+13, -1)
Pulsating, hydro/pneumatic Pollocks (+10, -3)
Pulsating Tie (+2)
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Put Yourself Up On A Pedestal (+15, -4)
Quadra Skipping (+3)
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Queuing Up In Amazement (+5, -1)
QWERTY-VILLE (+15, -7)
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Radiator Glove Box Drawer (+3)
Radiator of Aran (+10, -1)
Rainbow Irrigation System (+8)
Random Zoomer (+4, -2)
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Rat-Trap Front Door (+3)
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Red-Neck Fridge Magnets (+3, -1)
Reduced Bicycle (-1)
Respiration (+3)
Rest In Print (+25, -5)
Rest on Your Laurels (+12, -1)
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Retreat or Trap Door? (+9)
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Reverso-phones (+6)
Richard Serra's Handball Court (+4)
Richard Serra's House of Cards (+3)
Rings of Perpetuity (+6, -1)
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Riverdancing Gloves (+6)
Roach Motel Bonsai Tree House (+8, -2)
Road Bars (+12, -1)
Road Kill Book Marks (+14)
Road Maze Dodgems (+2)
robinhoodie (+15)
Rocking Chair Nut Cracker Attachment Therapy (+6, -1)
Roller Venetians (+5, -1)
Rolly-Polly Toaster (+3)
Rolodeck Chair (+5)
Roof Pixels Tile Company (+4)
Roomba Radiator (+10)
Roomba Roach (+6)
Roomba Water Cannon Lawn Sprinkler (+8)
Rooster Potato Snooker (+5)
Rosary iBeads (+2, -1)
Rotating Caddy Toaster (+2)
Rotating Hobby Horse Target Shooting (+7)
Rotating Ice, Skating Hamster, Exercise Wheel (+4)
Rotating Kabba Hajj (+11, -1)
Rotating Tube Lights (+6)
Routemaster Arch of London (0)
Rub Out The Lines (+8)
Rub Two Sticks Together (+4, -1)
Rubber Head Sink Plugs (+4)
Rubberella (+6)
Rubberorrery (+5, -1)
Rubik's Cube Jig Saw (+6)
Rude Bow Legged Monkeys (+3)
Rumba Basketball (+4)
Rumba Toaster (+9)
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Running Boat (+7)
Running Man / Following Man (+50, -9)
Ryoan-ji Hair Style (+7)
Salting Brush (+5, -1)
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Sancta Sedes Umbrellica (+3)
Sandal Camp (+2, -2)
Sandbag Dominoes (+4)
Sandbag Helmet (+5)
Sandra Bullock Zero Gravity Clock (+4)
Santa Clogs (0)
Santa's Sweeping Boots Set (+10)
Santana Claus (+2)
Saucer With a Small Square Recess (+20, -2)
Saw Tooth Spaghetti (+7)
Saws First & Asks Questions Later (+6, -2)
Say iCheese (+4, -1)
Scaffolding With LEDs (+3)
Scan-matic Supermarket (+7, -1)
Scandelabras (+3)
Scareaoke (+3, -1)
Scarecase Carpet (+7)
Schrödinger's Capsule Hotel (+2)
Schrödinger's Cat Motel (+5, -1)
Schrödinger's Straw Apparatus (+6, -5)
Schrödinger's Zombie Cat (+5)
Scientography (+2)
Scissor Hands Horror Clock (+5)
Scrambled Egg Cement Mixer (+25)
Scratch And Sniff Lottery Card (+7, -1)
Scratch To See (+13, -2)
Screamdriver (+5, -1)
Scumopoly (+21, -1)
Sea-Beds (+8)
Seamus O'Tokyo's Aran Sweater (+4)
Secrets of Area 51 Confetti (+12, -2)
See-Saw, She Saws (+2)
Seemore Key (+3)
Seen the Movie, Slept In the Room, Bought the T shirt (+8, -1)
Selfie Selfie (+4)
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send-a-smell (+6, -1)
Send In The Big Fluffy Blue Cloud (+3, -5)
Sentry Roomba (+8)
Sex Pistols Plant Feeding Holiday Cuckoo Clock (+2)
Shakespeare's Thighs (+17, -2)
Shanks Anvil (+5, -1)
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Shazam For Coughs (+10)
Shazammmmmm (+9)
Sheep in Sheep's Clothing (+12, -1)
Sheep Tone Phone (+5, -1)
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Sherman's Hermits (+37, -4)
Shimy-Shake Box Junction (+10, -1)
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Shipping Container Clock (+3)
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Short Leg Social Distancing Virus Mask (+6, -1)
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Showering Under Purple Rain (+4)
Shrinking Ray of Interrogation (+12, -3)
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Siamese Pianno (+7)
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Sibelius On A Dinner Plate (+4)
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Silver Surfer Cartridge (+3)
Single Hand, Dual Scissors (+1)
Single Pringle's Bar (+6, -1)
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Skiing Down The Wires (+6)
Skip Ahoy (+3)
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Skippy The Toast Kangaroo (+1)
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Sky Full of Mushrooms (+12, -5)
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Sleeping With The Washing (+2, -1)
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Snakes On A Piano (0)
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Sofa-so-spa (+3, -1)
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Solid Lego (+2)
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Spaghettiboo (+14, -2)
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Splashball (+2, -2)
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SS Ben Hurry (+10, -5)
Stairs of Confusion (+8, -1)
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Starting Handle Cotton Buds (+3)
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Stephen Hawking Shoulder Parrot (+4, -3)
Stewie's Headphones (+5)
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Stiltepede (+4)
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Stochastic Dog Fountain (+19, -3)
Stone In The Water Rug (+8)
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Street Cleaning Marching Band (+10)
Street Lamp Wind-Socks (+7)
Strictly Come Dalek (+4)
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Suction Collar (+5)
Suction Rubberorrery (+3)
Sun Ra's Rings of Saturn Hat (+7, -2)
Superior Articular Moving Hand Rail (+6, -1)
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Swan Lake on Zimmers (+4)
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Swimming Around London Marathon (+4)
Swimming Eye Squid (+3)
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T Gauge Model Bullet Train (+6)
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Taxi-pedia (+39, -2)
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Teeth of Wisdom (+2, -5)
Tele-tap (+2)
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Terminator Soup (+18)
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That's A Real Grey Area (+10, -4)
The Alexander Calder Diversity Dog Walker (+6)
The Annotation Graveyard (+1, -1)
The Bird Men of Alka-Selzer (+8, -2)
The Bleaching Action of Chlorine according to Busby Berkeley (+13, -2)
The Body of Chrisp (+15, -3)
The Boson's Curler (+4, -1)
The Brads! (+9, -5)
The Buddha of Ultimate Concentration (+14)
The Calibrated Hand (+2)
The Careening Greyhound Bendy Bus (+3)
The Cat's Tongue (+4)
The Chameleon's Holy Tongue (+2)
The Chassis Graph (+8, -1)
The Colt 45 Pill Dispenser (+5)
The Covid Mask Of Fu Manchu (+6)
the creche of belles (redux) (+4, -1)
The Creepy Cream Egg (+8, -1)
The Crufts Dog Show Barking Mad Competition (+5, -1)
The Crying Boy Fire Blanket (+3)
The Day Of The Great Hum (+4)
The Day of The Trolley (+5, -1)
The Delicious Square Root of Liquorice (+8, -4)
The Devil's Breath (+30, -1)
The Devil's Sweaty Hand (+11)
The Dogosaur Set (+2, -2)
The Early Morning Smell of Victory (+18, -1)
The Edging Goat (+6, -2)
The Exorcist Kitchen Timer (+8)
The George Formby Grill (+8)
The Girl From Ipanema Goes Washing (+13)
The Great Colouring In Wall Of China Book In 495 Volumes (+8)
The Great Indian Lateral Rope Trick (+2)
The Great London Tube Reversal (+2)
The Great Wall Of Death Bagpipe Orchestra (+5)
The Hammer Drama System (+4)
The Heat of a Burning Planet (+13)
The Hungry Spider (+16, -2)
The Hysterical Motion Of The Drunken Psycho Scissors (+1)
The Ian Tindale Halfbaked Café (+6)
The Impatient Hand (+19, -1)
The Ironical Flea's Legs (+1)
The iWedge (+2, -1)
The Judy Chicago Dinner Party Power Station (+2, -2)
The Loch Ness University (+6)
The Lonely Sausage (+9, -3)
The Long Finger (+7, -4)
The Lovely Skips Competition (+15)
The Medusa's Electrostatic Tie (+11)
The Medusa's Spooky Noodles (+2)
The Monkey's Bum Peanut Dispenser (+4)
The Monument of Ultimate Futility (+5)
The Naked Chronicles (+2)
The Never Lonely Gump Stoppers (+2, -10)
The Non Clapping, Clapping Music (0)
The not so Great Wall of China (+10, -1)
The Opposite Of 4'33" (+5)
The Opposite Of Crufts (+3, -2)
The Pit and the Pendulum Egg Timer (+10, -1)
The Pit And The Pendulum Toaster (+6, -1)
The Plug Upholstery Service (+9, -3)
The Reciprocating Binary Trombone Orchestra (+5)
The Reversal of the Great Greed (+8, -1)
The Sands Of Dread (+4)
The Skirling Vacuum Cleaner (+5)
The Spooky Hinge (+10, -1)
The Stillness of Dust (+10, -5)
The Stones Of Perfect Stability Kit (+3)
The Swinging Action Pendulum Clock (+9, -1)
The Tables Are Turned Bed (+6)
The Termites Who Can Generate Shakespeare (+10)
The Third Glove (+15)
The Third Shoe (+3, -2)
The Tree Climbing Monkey's Bum (+24, -3)
The Trueblerone (+3)
The Tutu Bellyslashers (0)
The Ugly Baker's Ball (+11)
The Unproven Cure For Cancer Using Wind Farms (+4, -2)
The Venetian Tie (+15, -1)
The Venetian Wall of Air (+9, -2)
The Wigs of All Human Knowledge (+9)
The Wounded Finger (+29, -4)
The Zonohedron Loaf (+2)
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Goose... (-4)
Thermos Cacophonous (0)
They Who Walk Together Wobble Together (+6)
Thread Ball Snooker (+4)
thumbnail library (+10, -1)
Tickle my Tonsils, Ring My Bell (+7)
Tie Steriliser (+6, -1)
Tie-Suspender (+15, -1)
Tight Rope Tornado Hat (+4)
Tight Rope Treadmill (+27, -1)
Tightrope Stepladder (+4)
Tightrope Walking With Monkeys (+4, -3)
time-twigs (+9, -1)
Times Lewd Roman (+29, -3)
Tiny T.I.M. (+5)
Toad Head Serious Helium Debates (+10)
Toasted Alien Baby Maker (+6, -3)
Toasted Ducks (+5, -1)
Toaster Conkers (+6, -2)
Toblerone Guillotine (+7)
Toe Flossing Bath Chains (+5, -3)
Toe Nail Targets Olympics (+3, -1)
Toilet Fleet (+13, -2)
Tokyo-yo (+2)
Toll Bridge Monopoly (+5)
Tom Cruise Ship (+2, -1)
Tommy Robinson Crusoe (part one) (-5)
Tooth Gnome (+5)
Torque-wrestling (+7, -1)
Torus Chess (0)
Traction Iron (+16, -2)
Traffic Lights of Orloj (+14, -3)
Train Carriages Dog Biscuit (+7)
Transparent Bagpipes (+7, -4)
Transparent Overhead Bins (+1)
Travelling In The Head Of Donald Trump (+5, -1)
tri-kini (+8, -1)
Triple Cracker (+11)
Troglodyte Road Crossing (+6)
Trombonic radiator (+9, -1)
Trombonic Straw (+5)
Trouser Mouth Pockets (+4, -2)
Trouser Wig (+5, -5)
Trowsels (+6, -2)
Trumopoly (+4, -2)
Trump On A Ramp (+7, -3)
Trump On The Run (+4, -3)
Trumpfume (0)
Truumple.go (+1, -1)
Tsunami Rug Apparatus (+2, -2)
Tube Launderettes (+1, -2)
Tubular Bikes (+6)
TV cosy (+11, -1)
Twist And Shout Rope Bridge (+4)
Two Man Filing Cabinet Bobsleighing (+18, -2)
Two Plugs in The Bath (+9, -4)
Two Tables, Four Legs (+9)
Two Way Stamps (+12)
Tyrematic Shoes (+6)
Tyretraits (+6)
UFO Saucepan Lids (+7)
Ultimate Ego Chess (+7)
Umbrella of Fear (+16, -2)
Uncubist filter (+9, -2)
Under The Boardwalk (+3, -1)
Uneven Legs Synchronised Swimming Cuckoo Clock (+2)
Unicorn Fencing Contest (+3)
Unikea (+8, -1)
Untoaster (+7)
Urban Rent-a-Hammock (+6)
Usain Bolt From The Blue (+3, -1)
UV Roombas On Patrol (+2)
V&A&me (+2)
V6 Room Heater (+7, -3)
Van Der Graff Generator Bowler Hat (+8)
Vanatablack Snooker (+3)
Vapenado (+2)
Vending Vending Machine (+3)
Venetian Blind False Eyelashes (+8)
Ventricular Mouse (+9, -1)
Venus Fly Trap Deckchair (+3)
Vertical Maze (+8)
Vertiginous Girder Restaurant (+4, -1)
Vet Pet Donations (+7, -1)
Viagra For Sale (Documenta style) (+2)
Vibrating Massaging Heated Hammock (+9)
Vibrating Therapeutic Power Supply (+4)
Vishnu's Cooling Fan (+8)
Vlad The Awakener (+5, -1)
Voodoo Iceman Doll (+2)
Vortext (Basic +Delux) (+6, -3)
Wait Training Belt (+11, -6)
Waiting For God Knows (+2)
Walking Across The Tightrope Of Everything (+4)
Walking On Warheads (+7)
Walking on Water Jesus (+7, -4)
Wandering Bovine Traffic Flashers (+9, -3)
Washer/Drier/Cooker/Frier (+2, -2)
Washn'go Dry in The Sky (+1)
Watch What You're Reading (+5, -1)
Water Lid (+2)
Water Tank Fez Tassles (+7, -3)
Waterbed Boxing (+5, -1)
Watering Can Strobe Light (+30, -1)
Weigh Less, Pay Less (+6, -2)
Welcome To Hotel COVID-19 (+11)
Welcome to The Hotel John Coltrane (+3, -2)
Wet and Dry Toilet Paper (+3)
What Is The Sound Of One Door Closing? (+4)
What The Burglar Sees (+10)
Wheelie Bin Clapping Music (+2)
Where They Were Kelp (+7, -3)
White Screen Mode (+3)
Whole Croissants? (+5)
Wilson & Keppel's Choreographed Roofing Felt (+6, -1)
Windfarm Wall (+6, -1)
Winding String Dimmer (+5)
Wine Bottle Derrick (+11)
Wink Farm (+11)
Wirego (+5, -2)
Wise Crackers (+8, -1)
Wok's Up! (+5, -1)
Wonder-Media Bra (+4)
WOO ! (+3)
Wood Burning Mallard (+11, -1)
World Hair-suit (+6, -2)
www.art (+8)
x Megaton Bomb Balloons (+2)
Xorigami (+12)
XY Graphpaper Tyres (+4)
Xylophadiator (+6)
Ye Olde Galápaghost Island (+4)
Yikea (+3, -2)
Yin-Yang Ping Pong (+11)
Yo-yo Goo-blob (+4)
You Fire Rockets, We Fire Farts (+5)
Your Face Ironing Your Pants (+9, -2)
Your Face on Mars (+5, -5)
Your Final Wardrobe (+9)
Your Head In 40 Slices of Cheese (+5, -1)
Your Head Kettle (+9, -1)
Your Large Building as a Television (+3, -1)
Your New Born Baby as a Happy Bluebottle (+17, -1)
Your Portrait Created By A Spider (+5)
Your Profile on a Hatchet (+19, -2)
Yourtube (+11, -3)
Zen Garden Chess (+17, -1)
Zen Garden Lawn Mower (+14, -3)
Zen Garden of Dental Gravel (+7, -2)
Zen Skating Rink (+2)
Zen Tightrope (+4, -4)
Zeno's Football (+16, -3)
Zeno's Paradoxical Chocolate Bar (+8)
zenspoon (+19, -9)
ZGoogol$ (+4, -7)
Zimmerite, Christo, Yayoi Kusama (+8)
Zip-line Dambuster (+5, -1)
Zipometer (+11, -2)
Zippity Undo (+25, -4)
Zippy Zip-line (+2, -2)
Zoe-topiary (+25, -4)
Zombie Foosball (+7, -2)
Zombie Thumb (+4)
Zombie Toast (-1)
Zombies On A Tightrope (+3)
Zombies On The Beach (+5, -1)
Zoo Lending Library (+2)
Zoom Zoom (+2, -2)

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