| | Cubicle Barbecue | | Aristotle | | Jun 14 01 |
| | The lastest hot item for corporate citizens |
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| | rubberneck prevention | | starmanki | | Jun 14 01 |
| | Force David Copperfield into service |
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| | 2-D Glasses | | smizzou | | Jun 14 01 |
| | Glasses that let people see the world in two dimensions |
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| | Nice Guy Inc. | | smizzou | | Jun 14 01 |
| | Paid positions doing nothing but being nice to people |
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| | Smoker alarm | | rayfo | | Jun 14 01 |
| | Alarm triggered by smoker's odour. |
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| | My First Scrabble Set | | Spidergoat | | Jun 14 01 |
| | Teach your pre-school progeny the "wopes" |
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| | toothpaste | | mGlucose | | Jun 14 01 |
| | orange juice-friendly toothpaste |
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| | Car Theft Chemical Warfare | | noble24 | | Jun 14 01 |
| | Trap the bastard in a cloud of tear gas and pepper spray |
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| | Universal Car Alarm Remote | | StreetLight | | Jun 14 01 |
| | Turns alarm off. Works on any car alarm. |
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| | Numerical Scrabble | | snarfyguy | | Jun 14 01 |
| | Like regular Scrabble, but with numbers |
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| | Accented Letters in English | | sputnik | | Jun 15 01 |
| | To help with pronunciation and to make words look more exotic |
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| | Deodorant | | Amaretto | | Jun 15 01 |
| | Deodorant for colored people that won't leave a white ring. |
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| | Perpetual Puppies | | mekki | | Jun 15 01 |
| | Keep your dog a puppy forever! |
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| | Uncertainty Timepiece | | -alx | | Jun 15 01 |
| | For those who need help with their punctuality |
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| | Tarantula injector | | lubbit | | Jun 15 01 |
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| | Lamprey-Tissue Organ Enhancement | | Dog Ed | | Jun 15 01 |
| | Enlarge penis and give it a (tiny) mind of its own |
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| | 2 in 1 | | Pineapple | | Jun 15 01 |
| | Save space in the shopping basket |
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| | Wife/Lover Breast Pillow | | Skybird | | Jun 15 01 |
| | I think it speaks for itself |
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| | Man-Pad (with wings) | | Skybird | | Jun 15 01 |
| | Protection for the blokes. Stops Dribbles. |
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| | ATM Fraud scam | | ecolonsmak | | Jun 15 01 |
| | ATM rips people off without thier knowledge. |
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| | Reverse-lookup Online Dictionary | | MrWrong | | Jun 15 01 |
| | You know -- that word that means insufficiently thought out or ill-conceived...? |
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| | Happy-Office Voice Clock | | smizzou | | Jun 15 01 |
| | Voice clock that counts seconds and announces work breaks, etc. |
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| | Vanishing Checks | | snarfyguy | | Jun 15 01 |
| | New method for cheating people |
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| | Positraction Shoes | | Dog Ed | | Jun 15 01 |
| | Shoes sense slips, surface texture, and adapt accordingly |
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| | Execution Botch Device | | dsm | | Jun 15 01 |
| | Implant to protect against a successful first execution attempt. |
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| | Bagel Music | | Legend | | Jun 16 01 |
| | Make Sweet Bagel Music using LaserDisc technology! |
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| | Transportation Simulator Bed | | Dr Furtz | | Jun 16 01 |
| | Your flight to dreamland is now departing |
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| | Doctor Law | | The Military | | Jun 16 01 |
| | Prescription: Justice |
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| | Meter Maid | | The Military | | Jun 16 01 |
| | Small-wonder Woman |
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| | Windshield | | rayfo | | Jun 16 01 |
| | Two-sided wiper |
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| | firebath | | technobadger | | Jun 16 01 |
| | bathe in cold flames |
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| | United States of Latin America | | NHstud1216 | | Jun 17 01 |
| | People in Latin America should unite and exclude the U.S. |
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| | Bruckheimer Man | | mrkillboy | | Jun 17 01 |
| | For the American way...with explosions! |
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| | The Appliance Alliance | | The Military | | Jun 17 01 |
| | "Appearing Saturday at Big Ticket City Midtown" |
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| | bonk | | bonk | | Jun 17 01 |
| | tailgaters smoker |
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| | KISS Army Knife | | thumbwax | | Jun 17 01 |
| | It's not a Love Gun |
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| | posterboard | | fluph | | Jun 18 01 |
| | Brightly colored posterboard |
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| | Various Sized Sugar Cubes | | BartJan | | Jun 18 01 |
| | For those who never get the right amount of sugar in their drinks |
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| | One of our Pilots is Missing | | goff | | Jun 18 01 |
| | Pilot shows that never quite made it to TV... |
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| | Evil Mother Alarm Clock | | infamous orange | | Jun 18 01 |
| | Fully Un-Programmable Alarm Clock with Unpleasant Effects |
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| | Nuclear Grenade | | infamous orange | | Jun 18 01 |
| | a future weapon for Japan maybe? |
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| | Weedcloth | | rayfo | | Jun 18 01 |
| | Cut weedcloth with heat |
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| | Smuggle Drugs in Body Implants | | snarfyguy | | Jun 18 01 |
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| | Bigger Clown Cars | | The Military | | Jun 18 01 |
| | Or Smaller Clowns |
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| | Moment of Noise | | JunkBug | | Jun 18 01 |
| | If you are gonna have a moment of silence in schools what about a moment of noise? |
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| | Pepsi Puke commercial | | nick_n_uit | | Jun 18 01 |
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| | Sweatin' to the Madrigals | | The Military | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Passe, You Say? |
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| | Self assembled modular electronics | | tenhand | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Good quality, low priced electronics you assemble yourself |
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| | Call in sick service | | melanerpes | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Feeling bad? Who you gonna call? |
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| | Schrödinger's Toilet Seat | | hippo | | Jun 19 01 |
| | No more "Who left the seat up?/"Who left the seat down?" arguments. |
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| | carrymehome.com | | hob | | Jun 19 01 |
| | your day is over, we'll take care of the rest |
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| | Pangaea Reunification | | -alx | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Reverse the dividing effects of continental drift |
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| | Obstreperous Day | | lewisgirl | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Just one day of the year to flame to your heart's content |
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| | Lab Rat Trading Cards | | The Military | | Jun 19 01 |
| | For the Collector in Us All |
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| | Yellow Toothpaste | | Buzz | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Avoid confronting situations between the white toothpaste and your yellow teeth |
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| | Quantum Bowling | | goff | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Like ordinary ten pin bowling, but watch out for Heisenberg! |
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| | The Perfect Lottery | | beauxeault | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Win the ultimate jackpot. |
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| | Circular Spaceship Accelerator | | Dr Furtz | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Basically, the mother of all merry-go-rounds... |
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| | Intelligent Toilet Seat | | -alx | | Jun 19 01 |
| | A gender-dividing problem solved by Arse-Detection technology |
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| | Anna-Vision Sportscenter | | smizzou | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Have video of Anna Kournikova playing at all times during Sportscenter |
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| | Where Were They Ever?!? | | smizzou | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Show about everyday people who are not famous and why they're not famous |
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| | Abolish Enforceable Contracts | | DrBob | | Jun 19 01 |
| | You'll have to Deal With People You Can Trust. |
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| | Carmen Electra-Sol® | | The Military | | Jun 19 01 |
| | Same Great Product. Great New Package. |
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| | watertube | | RobertKidney | | Jun 19 01 |
| | counteract global warming and get energy |
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| | ancient art of laundry | | technobadger | | Jun 19 01 |
| | make laundry a trendy art form |
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| | True-to-life Warfare Sim | | Legend | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Will you choose the path of the warrior, or will you go a more humanitarian route? |
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| | They Are What You Eat | | mrkillboy | | Jun 20 01 |
| | "I think we need more than celery for Ally." |
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| | Coin Operated Hens | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Excuse me can you spare some change for my hen? |
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| | Waste Disposing Pigeons | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Train pigeons to collect litter |
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| | Moustache Phone | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Don't wear it in the shower |
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| | Mystic Menu | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Dial up phone service |
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| | Porn Conscription | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Get called up for national service |
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| | Paranoia paradise | | lubbit | | Jun 20 01 |
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| | Dog poo cleanup | | gravelpit | | Jun 20 01 |
| | collective responsibility for dog owners |
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| | simultaneous vote & annotate | | gravelpit | | Jun 20 01 |
| | just a couple of check boxes |
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| | Separate Airline Baby X-Ray Machines | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
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| | Reclaim Christmas for Christians | | juan2003 | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Separate Jesus from Santa |
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| | Cheap Diet Sugar | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Half Sugar Half Sand |
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| | Shuttle Springboard | | CasaLoco | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Catapult the space shuttle to 10kph and save half the fuel. |
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| | Coäts | | phoenix | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Cat sized cows |
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| | Peas on the Cob | | snarfyguy | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Bio-engineered for fun! |
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| | remote auto disable | | KindlyRat | | Jun 20 01 |
| | police disable criminal's car |
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| | Schrodinger's Duke of York | | Aristotle | | Jun 20 01 |
| | The need to recruit quantum physicists as tacticians |
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| | Globally Warmed Real Estate | | lbjay | | Jun 20 01 |
| | Buy land in areas likely to improve due to global warming |
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| | No Eating Section | | CoolerKing | | Jun 20 01 |
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| | browser silencer | | egnor | | Jun 21 01 |
| | No more workplace embarrassment. |
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| | Sultana Bra | | benfrost | | Jun 21 01 |
| | Dried Fruit Underwear |
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| | Atheist Sacraments | | juan2003 | | Jun 21 01 |
| | Why should Catholics have all the fun? |
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| | Teeth | | rayfo | | Jun 21 01 |
| | Talking dentures |
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| | Bug Radar | | Crayola | | Jun 21 01 |
| | Detects and eliminates unwanted pests in your home |
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| | Orbiting Transfer Lounge | | mrkillboy | | Jun 21 01 |
| | A transfer lounge...in space. |
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| | Wall | | rayfo | | Jun 21 01 |
| | Bottomless, topless, box-modules |
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| | Salt lick patches | | lubbit | | Jun 21 01 |
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| | adjustable aerodynamics | | hover_dude | | Jun 21 01 |
| | enables cars aerodynamics to be changed at different speeds to maximise the engine efficiency |
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| | flying cars yay | | hover_dude | | Jun 21 01 |
| | we've all (i hope) seen the fifth element |
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| | Flavo-Packaging | | smizzou | | Jun 21 01 |
| | All food containers should be edible (and delicious) |
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| | Random Holiday Generator | | Reverend D | | Jun 21 01 |
| | It picks the day...you celebrate. |
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| | Swiss Army Dildo | | mrthingy | | Jun 21 01 |
| | for when you're at a critical juncture where a compass/scissors/toothpick/etc. might be handy. |
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| | Learn to Draw and Paint | | Crayola | | Jun 21 01 |
| | Step by step lessons on how to draw and paint like the masters |
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| | Collaborative Composition Jukebox | | Dog Ed | | Jun 21 01 |
| | Allows users to select semi-randomly generated musical phrases to build compositions |
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