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So many ideas, and not a vote to be seen. For those who are wondering, my account was hijacked by someone and deleted in its entirety on Jan 19 2015. What you see here is what was salvaged by the wondrous Bakesperson herself, from some sort of backup mechanism which is beyond my ken. Most of the posts, but not all, and the comments were saved, but not the votes, which I am, to be honest, glad to see gone anyway.

Why was it done? Who knows? It could be my vindictive ex girlfriend, it could be a pissed off Islamic extremist who didn't like my post calling for an annual 'Mock the Prophet Day' on the anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo killings. Could've been a freak cookie caching accident.

Taloncrewchief at G mail.com is still where I can be reached. If you've got something to say to me, say it. If you'd like to meet up somewhere to say it to my face, or just to have coffee or tea and have a chat, I'm in Spokane, WA. Come and find me.

My original account creation date was 01/12/2006.

[Jan 20 2015, last modified Jan 25 2015]

(+1) 12-oz Whisky Bottle
(+1) 3G Opt-Out Plans
 A better way to downsize the military
(+13)(+13) A Cab of a Different Color
(+1) A Clockwork Buffet
 A pair of garbage bins...
 Add-on to Miranda rules
 Adjustable win conditions for Solitaire
(-1) ADS Crossing Enforcement
 Air Freshener/Defreshener
 Air Pong
 Alarm Clock Swarm
 Alternate day/night speed limits
(+1) American Atheist
(+1) An iPod Built for Two
(+2) Anarchist Chess
 Antenna Ball Locator Beacon
 Anti-Immigration Propaganda for the Modern Politician
 Anti-In-Law* Landmine Blanks
(+1) Anti-theft Thermos
 Approaching Minute-Limit Notification
(+1) ATM Status Indicator
 Auto Bluetooth Connect
 Auto-Brightening Tail-lights
 Auto-Rowing Cruise Liner
 Automatic Mailing List Removal
(+2) Automatic Spare Bulbs
 B.B. Home Defense System
 Background Music Sync
 Backspace #2
 Ballistic Missile Vending Machine
 Ballscrew Lugbolts
 Bat in the Hat
 Belching Class
 Belt Hooks
 Better CarFax Commercials
 Blower Basin
(+1) Bluetime
(+1) Bluetooth Anti-theft/Anti-Loss
 Bluetooth Bluetooth Firmware Updater
 Bluetooth Femtocell Simulator
 Bluetooth for Illness Prevention
 Bluetooth for landlines
(+3) Bluetooth for landmines
 Bluetooth Phone Finder
 Bluetooth Protection
 Bluetooth speed limit signs
 Bounce Tower
 Bumper Car Tunnels
(+3) Burrito Launcher
 Bus Stop SplashGuard
(+6, -3) Business Religion Disclosure Law
 BYOI Restaurant
(+1) C.D. Warmer
(+2) Cadence Shuffle
 Call Forwarding on Demand
 Call Waiting Messaging
 Caller ID Profiler
 Canon Canning
 Canon vs Sharia vs Secular debate
 Card Meters
 Cartoon Training for Jailers
(-1) Cash for Cache
 Casperizer (TM) Intruder Detection/Response Apparatus
 Cat Depilation Pack
 Cat Obedience-Inducing Collar/Harness
(+1) Catapoultry
 Caveman Sanctuary
 Cell Phone Bike Charger
(+1) Cell Phone Jaw Charger
 Cell Phone Safety Line
 Chaos Vote
 checkout timer
 Child Spotlighter
(+4, -3) Church of 4
 Church Tax
 Claims Accountability Fines
(+3) Clap Alarm
 Clap Trak
 Class Gas
 Clipboard Attachment for Tablets
 Coffee-pot Overflow Failsafe
 Compulsory Smartphone Features
 Conveniently Secure Smartphone Lock
 Conveyor belt door protector
 Cop Alert
 Courtesy App for Movie-Goers
(+1) Cowering Keys
 Crack of Doom Incinerator
 Credentials-based tiered minimum wage
 Crimea River, Fair Ukraine
 Cruise Control Memory
 Custom Parking Placards
 Custom Vibes
 Customizable Idea Sorting
 Cyclist's Neck Saver
 D.U. Traction Weights
 Darth Vader Pin
 Date Saver
 Dead link auto-removal
 Depth Star
 Det Net
 Det Thread
 Dirt Devil
 Dirtbike Vanguard Deployment
 Disability-Compatible Fire Alarm System
 Disclaimer label for music
 Discreet Monitor Security System
 Discreet S.O.S. Buttons
 Dock Projector
 Dog Corrals
 Dog Scouts of America (or anywhere)
 Dolphin Self-Defense Classes
(+1) Domenga
 Domino's Blacklist
 Douse the Dogs of War
 Droid Bar
 Drunken Baking
 DST Alert
 Dual call output
 Earbug alarm
 Electric brakes for roller skates
 electro-pole fishing
 Electromagnetic Sheath
 Elevated Bicycle Lane
 Elevator Safe Zone
(+1) Emergency Broadcast Acknowledgment Button
 emergency compressed air bottles/masks
 Encyclopedia Cartridges
 English Referendum II
 Enhanced Dog Licensing
 Evil Joke Vending Machine
 Evil Toilet Paper Holder
 Expandable Medicine Chest
 Explosive Power Lines
(+6, -1) Explosive Reactive Siding
 Facial recognition breath interlock
 Fake Blood Bomb
 Fake Guard Dog
 Fall-Protection Collar
 Fare Skimmer
 Fashionable Paranoia-Compliant 'Bluetooth'
 Femme FurTail
 Fenris Wheel Train
 Ferret Clinger
 Field Goal Precision Scoring
 Fight junk food.... with toys
 Fight Pirates with Fish
 Fight poaching with superstition
(+1) Find-on-Paper app
 Finger-Pecker's Scribe Guide
(+1) Fingerlock Glove
 Flag for Later Viewing
 Flocking cat mines
 Fluted Cleaning Wipers
 Fob Relays
 Forgotten Card Return PIN
 Friendly, Intelligent Alarm Clock
(+1) Galaxy Boom
 Garbage Line
 Geothermal Taproot?
(+1) Git 'er Done Barbershop
(+1) Give vehicles names
 Glitch Mulligan
 Golf Lundgren
 Good Night Granny Service
 Google Glass 'Recording' indicator
 Google Shade Walk
 Google Snow Drive
 Google Synonym Search
(+1) Grapeball
 Ground Traffic Control Computers
 Guillotine Anti-Slide Spinners
 Guillotine Carjack Shield
 Gun control the NRA is guaranteed to foam at the mouth over
 Gurning Unlock
 Halfbakery Soundbytes
 Hand-Pump Vacuum Cooler
(+1) Hand Roomba
 Haptic 5
 HB Evernote Integration/Plugin
 'Hey you!' alert for headphones
(+2) Hidden Cockpit
 Hidden Dog Door
 Hill Traction for Front-Wheel Drive
 Hinged Steel Toes
 Homer Lamp
 How's My Cycling?
 Hula Range Booster
 Hyper-gas grenade
 Hyperbolic Funnel Fountain
 I have a furnace problem...
 Icecube tray floodwall
 ID Chip Pet Feeder
 Idea/Annotation Timestamp
 Identity-protection "Do Not Answer" list
 Ill-Kill Cubicle Manifold
 Incoming Boss Alert
 Induced Pirate Dreams
 Induction Cup Holders
 Interactive Cook's Assistant
 Interlocking Trashcan Handles
 Internal Trunk (boot) Lock
 Invisible Leash
 Jack Bot!
 Joke Clock
 Joke House (Evil)
 JourneyWiki Wireless
 Jumpin' Jump Drives, Batman!
 Jungle Gym
(+2) Junk Drawer Degausser
(+1) Just saying thanks!
 Keeping up with the Smiths
 Keyless Entry for Bicycles
 Knife-style pocket-clip for pens
 Landing Power
 Laser Ruler
(+7) Laser Tag Hunting
 Laserboard WPM Pro
 Lateral Rumble Strips
 Learning radar detector
 'Legit Downloader' badge of honor
 Level Dice
 Lighter Leash (tm) breakage alert
 "lights-off" buzzer
 Like a Sleeping Dragon...
 Liquid Clothes Patch
 Live Disco ROM Antenna
 Lockable SD Card
 Locking leash/collar
 Lollipop Hidden Message
 Loss Prevention Remote
 LOX for boost
 Mag Seat
 Magnetic Golf
 Magnetic Hubcaps
 Magnifying Razor
 Manly fake nails
 Marching Boots
 (Mark) Sanford and Sons
 [Marked-for-Deletion] bumper counter-stickers
 Masterwork Pot of Mythical Enforcement
 Menu Guide Names
 Method for bypassing Android's Face Unlock
 MIAI Tower Defense
 Mic control for debate moderators
 Microfiber-Bottom Shirt
 Microfiber Finger Cot
 Mirror Cells
 Mirror Defrosters
 Mobile Bird Bath
 Mobile Fuel Stations
(+11, -5) Mock the Prophet Day
 More effective Google advertising
 Morning Star Shot
 Morningsnow Mace
 Motion-Based Personal Sound Effects
 Motion-Sensor Light Switch Addition
(+1) Mountain Don't
 Moveable Doorbell
 Napping Glasses
 Nature Shower
(+2, -1) Necrophiliostitution
 Neighborhood Watch Lock Control
 Newton's Snowglobes
 NLAD-D Landmine
 No-Choke Collar
 No-Splash Fan
 Non-therapeutic platonic chat line
(-1) NOS grenade
 Notification LED simulation app
 Obesity Survivability Study
 OC Combat Light
 Oceanic Gardens
 Office Desk Saver
 Oldschool Kids' Show
 Oldschool Screensavers
 Olfactory Rank Recognition
 on the wiings of eagles
(+1) OOBE Test
 Open Blind Alert
(+1) Open Saysa Me
 Overwire Astro Bra
 Oxford-style Interviewing standard
(+1) palin-drome
 Parallel Parking Poles
(-1) Parental-control mouse/keyboard combo
 Parking Equalizer
 Parking Mat
 Parking Timestamp
 Partial Screensaver
 Path of the Warrior Chess
(+1) Pedant's Pendant of Punditry
 Peeing in the Shower
 Pepper Sprinklers
 Per Car Pedestrian Limit
 Pest Hunter-bot
 Pez Bar
 Pez Mines
 Pirate Welcome Mat
 Pivot Mower
 Plasma Skylight
 Plastic cereal boxes
 Plastic Ring Cutter
 Please wake me up...
 Political PT Rally
 Politician Float Test
 Pooth Sayer
 Portland Half-Con
 Portrait Sculpture Urn
 Post-It Carbon Copies
 Posted low-visibility speed limit
 Power Key
 Power Key/Proximity Sensor Call Handling
(+2) Practical Olympic Swimming
 Pre-pay your traffic tickets
 Pre-Sweat-stained T-shirts
 Prescription Autofocus Screen Magnifyer
 Private Welcome Mat
 Productivity Machine
 Public Office Speech Disqualification Clause
 Puppy Training App
 Pyramidal Rice Harness
 rapid scroll button
 Rapidly Deployable Firebreak
 Rapidly Inflatable Vomit Pouch
 Razor Fence
(+1) Readily-Distinguishable Police Siren
 Really big deadbolt
 Relief Junction
 Religious zeal* as a charge multiplier
 Remnant Remover
 Remote-Failsafe landmines
 Repo Decoy
 Reverse Caller Tunes
 Reverse E-Brake for Manual Transmission
 Reverse-Escalator Entrances/Exits
 Reverse-grip Assisted-Opening Folding Knife
(+1) Rifled Urethra
 Right Wing Jerky
(+6) RIP Christopher Lee
(+12)(+12) RIP Terry Pratchett
 Road Noise Volume Rating Limitations
 Rogue Pistol Grips
 Roomba: the NightHammer mod
 Saddle-ite Rodeo
 Safe* Japanese Nuke Power
 Safety Coffin
 Saline Sprinkler System
 Sand Wraith Ambush Defense
 Scams 101
(+1) ScanFax
 Scaregrine Falcon
 Scheduled Reboot for Cellphones
 Scorn Chips
 Sealed/Unsealed Indicator
 Seat Guardian 3000
(+1) Seattle Halfcon?
 Sectarian Thunder Dome
 "Select All Unread Non-Contact""
 Self-dehooking cargo ship rail
 Self-Diagnosing DVD Player
 Self-Rocking Garbage Bin
 Self-Rocking Vending Machine
 Self-Sharpening Telescopic Knife
(+1) Self-Spinning Chair
 Semi-Annual 'Promote the HB' Week
 Semi-Autonomous Radar Detection Range Extender
 Seven Layers of Sweat
 Shady Solar Sweat Solution
 Shake Charger
 Shield system
(+1) Shoot-Off Clock
 Shopping Cart Pit Crew
 SHUT THE F*** UP alarm clock
 Sidewalk Snowblowing System
 Silence of the Critters
 Simple Cellphone Security
 SIPA (Stop Illegal Prostitution Act)
 Sizzle... and POP!
 Sleeping Contacts
 Sleeping Eye Dog
 Sleevecutter-Clearing Drill
(+1) Slugball
(+1) Smart Bullets
 Smartphone-Assisted GPS
 Smartphone Prepurchase Quiz
(+2) Smoke(r) Extinguisher
 Sno-Trac Sandblaster
 Snowmelt Crane
 Soap-activated Porno-Ware
 Soft Shell Bullet
 Soft-Top Bottle Cap
 Solar Cooling Hat
 Solar Hat Charger for Cell Phones
 Solar Peaks
 SOS Lights
 Space Hoes: Coast to Coast
 Speed Decoy
 Speed-'em-Up Toilets
 Speed-Indicating Tail Lights
(+1) Speed-safe door locks
 Speed Trap Reversal
 "speed up or I'll kill you!"
 Spellcheck Profiles
 Spill-Proof Coconut Lids
 Spring-Loaded Can Opener
 Square Bacon
 Standing Luge
 Stealth Smuggling
 Steampunk Catling Gun
 Steel-Toed Sandals
 Still going strong!
(+1) Straw-powered Screwdriver
 Streaming Data Usage Indicator
 Street-Smart Shopping Cart
 Stuck No More!
 Surefire Anti-Mugging Hat
 SurroundedSound(TM) FPS Enhancer
(+1) Swammer
 Swordfish Fighting
 Tail Wagger
 Take the women out of 'women and children'
 tamper-tempered cozy
 Tank Top
 Teal Classic Aviation-style Bluetooth Headset
 Teflon Turbo Trousers
(+8)(+8) Thanks again...
 The 14 Steps of Paranoia
 The 21 Megapixel Mirror
 The 5-finger Textist
 The Art of Batting
 The Autoboner's Army!
 The Cheeky Chef
 The Family That Spies Together...
 The Fracking Challenge
 The Law of Bill Relevancy
 The Order of The AntiPhelpian Guard
 The Portal of Broken Vows
 The Rottweiler
 The Sensible Carafe
 The Spinning Tower of Pisa
 the wonderful history of cleats
 Thermographic Hottie Lock-In
 Thermos PreWarmer Addition
 "This is Not an iPad" shirt
 Threaded Power Baton
 Threat Ball
 Tinfoil hats for suspected WiFi shredders
 Tire Position Indicators
 Tom Cruisin' Socks
 Toothpick Sharpener
 Tower Fans for Liftoff
 Traffic Law Updater
 Train Crane
 Transition Lens Predarkeners
 Trashbag Saver
 Trip-Avoidance Shoes
 Triple-action solar power
 triple-walled thermos
 Trojan Mi-Jack Box
(+3) Trojan Thermals
 Trudge Bunjers
 Tuff-Guy First Aid Kit
(+1) Tunable Power Steering
 Tunnel City
 Two Pots of Coffee
 Ultra-realistic airplane model
 Underbody Hijack-Trap
 Unexpected Adventure
 Upper-Level Cage Drains
 Urinal Dehydration Alert
 Urinal Flush Inducer
 USAID garnishment for immigration costs
 User News
 Utensil Dispenser
 Van De Graphite Generator
 Vehicle Electronic Counter Measures
 Vending ATM
(+1) Venus's Aquarium
 Vibrating Vigil
 Virtual Friend
 Visble Radar Detector
 Visual Cell Locator
 Volume toggle plug-in
 Warning flags
 Web-Wide Logout
 Welfare Reform Compromise #21
(+4, -1) Well, this stinks
(+2) Whimsical Wind-Wound Wonder
 Who was I kidding?
 Wi-Fi 'Average User Speed' Listing
 Wi-Fi network adaptor app
 Wi-Fi Page Reload
 Wi-Fi To-Do List
 Wii Ball in a Cup
 "Will return soon" Reservation Meter
 Wiper Run-off Collector
 Work-Friendly Shower
(+1) Wrinkle-Release Hanger
 XXIV/VII Digital Alarm Clock
 Yellow-light Length Signs
 "You've got a good pace going, keep it up" light
 "Your show's about to start" alert
 Yummy Yuckiness
 Zombie Shoes

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