Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Ok, moving on.

Anybody wanna talk to me, gripe, complain about my insensitivity, chat, discuss an idea or how I could've handled an argument better, feel free to contact me!

Seriously, though, if I have offended you or ever do in the future, it ain't on purpose! I just have a defensive nature honed by years of bitter disappointment and disaster, and I don't mean to exercise that nature by taking it out on you. However, if it happens, it happens, and I really am sorry... unless you really deserved it, of course, hehehe!

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taloncrewchief@gmail.com

Or

andrewpcaudell@hotmail.com

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Ideas I think were boned for illegitimate reasons:

-----Caveman Sanctuary

-----E.A.T. Lead Rounds

-----BuzzGuard 3000

-----Pez Mines

-----Reverse E-Brake for Manual Transmission

-----SmartBox

Krelnik's Guide to the Halfbakery (I recommend reading this to new visitors) http://krelnik.home.mindspring.com/half_faq.html#1

My ideas (sorted by votes): http://www.halfbakery.com/view/fu=24052:s=U:d=Univ:dh=2:dn=25:ds=3:n=:i=:t=21_20Quest

Some web literature I find quite amusing: http://www.drmcninja.com/archive.html

Photos of Triple Nickle (the aircraft I was assigned to when I served in the USAF): http://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?regsearch=64-0555&distinct_entry=true

My Space... complete with recent photos of me for the curious

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8476268

Some random stuff that amuses me:

http://sketchup.google.com/

http://web.archive.org/web/20060501233054/www.halfbakery.com/idea/Cashebo_20Effect

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dejarik

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[Jan 12 2006, last modified Oct 29 2007]

   
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