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 Rent-A-Computer  rrr  Aug 20 00 
 Rent a computer for home-use 
 
 IR business card  rrr  Aug 20 00 
 infrared business card beamed through shop-window 
 
 eGasoline.com  jeddings  Aug 20 00 
 Car fuel delivered to your door/car 
 
 "Be-Gentle" Keyboard  jimfl  Aug 20 00 
 You'll only pound on this keyboard once. 
 
 Wrong Socket  koz  Aug 20 00 
 Move a switch/socket pair somewhere else. 
 
 high-vision glasses  marisa jo  Aug 21 00 
 for a bit of clarity 
 
 Thermodummy  rayfo  Aug 21 00 
 Don't get the doctor, get the thermodummy 
 
 Rear-end rainbows  rayfo  Aug 21 00 
 Diapers as illness-indicators 
 
 Selective pants missile launcher  bigyell  Aug 22 00 
 A small missle launcher mounted in a public place that will "kill" certain types of pants 
 
 "Mudder" Paintjob for Yuppie SUV's  bear  Aug 22 00 
 Buy the car with "mud" already affixed to the paint so that it looks like you have time to play 
 
 Piped food  leggless  Aug 22 00 
 suck on this 
 
 Table Toilet  leggless  Aug 22 00 
 No need for a toilet 
 
 Cell phone alarm clock function  rmutt  Aug 22 00 
 Set your cell phone to ring at specified time. 
 
 Tax states not people  johng  Aug 22 00 
 Shift federal tax burden from individuals to the states 
 
 Smarter Wrappers  koz  Aug 22 00 
 Give the fast food workers and customers a clue. 
 
 cool undies  Testy  Aug 23 00 
 hoT nuTs no more 
 
 Perfume Iron  teddy  Aug 23 00 
 Never wash your clothes again! 
 
 WWW.uinthemovies.com  leggless  Aug 23 00 
 Check it out I was in Casablanca 
 
 Write on smart paper  beauxeault  Aug 23 00 
 A way to write on paper with electronic ink 
 
 Solar-powered rotating pot-plant platform - BAKED  Jim  Aug 23 00 
 so your plant doesn't droop towards the window 
 
 Smellproof and/or Soundproof Public Restrooms  dgeiser13  Aug 24 00 
 For those of us who share a communal restroom with many co-workers! 
 
 Washing machine cow catcher  beauxeault  Aug 24 00 
 Never lose another cow. 
 
 Hairy Tattoos  Mickey the Fish  Aug 24 00 
 Tattoos with hair 
 
 Luminous Dog Shit  Mickey the Fish  Aug 24 00 
  
 
 Helena Handbaskets  beauxeault  Aug 24 00 
 We're all going there, dontcha know. 
 
 the fusion of art/music/noise as a collective experience  julien  Aug 24 00 
 background sound in a visual art exhibit to create a complete enviroment 
 
 Land Ferry  eagle  Aug 24 00 
 Convert huge semi-trailer trucks in to Land Ferries. 
 
 HumanButter  phunklerot  Aug 24 00 
 Butter from the Human Udder 
 
 chocolate lard  mrthingy  Aug 24 00 
 like regular lard, only chocolate-flavored 
 
 Flamarama  mrthingy  Aug 24 00 
 Reverse Ford Pinto Racing 
 
 Rogaine Injected Shaving Cream  ChachieWawa  Aug 24 00 
 Say goodbye to that "baby face." 
 
 Added Accent  eagle  Aug 24 00 
 Automatically add an accent or speach impediment to your e-mail. 
 
 perfect hair  mrthingy  Aug 24 00 
 molecule-sized robot-razors cut your hair for you 
 
 Free Speech Billboard  rmutt  Aug 25 00 
 Speech for the masses 
 
 TV accident reports  rmutt  Aug 25 00 
 Show the direct consequences of stupid driving 
 
 Dog Hulk  phunklerot  Aug 25 00 
 Combining poignant drama with gutwrenching action 
 
 Hornet Farm  phunklerot  Aug 25 00 
 Learn about nature the hard way 
 
 Let's Make A Hoax!  mrkillboy  Aug 25 00 
 The contestant whose hoax that garners most national attention wins money and a small place in history. 
 
 Electronic Air Guitar Simulation Gloves  mrkillboy  Aug 25 00 
 Gloves that plays equivalent guitar sound as it is "mimed". 
 
 Paranoia Man  mrkillboy  Aug 25 00 
 Are we screwing with you? Yes. 
 
 stapler sound effects  mrthingy  Aug 25 00 
 Electric staplers that sound like other things 
 
 dorsal fin condoms  mrthingy  Aug 25 00 
 makes your penis look like an aquatic creature! 
 
 tiny humans  mrthingy  Aug 25 00 
 selective breeding for petite-ness 
 
 the 8 day week  julien  Aug 25 00 
 sunday / monday / tuesday / wednesday / thrusday / friday / saturday / LOUFDAY 
 
 the "justify my love" bra  julien  Aug 25 00 
 A love tester device and bra -in one! 
 
 MP3 Clock Radio  andreamer  Aug 26 00 
 Alarm clock with an MP3 player built in. 
 
 Wire-fu Exercise Kit  mrkillboy  Aug 26 00 
 Tae Bo meets The Matrix et al. 
 
 Addictive soda  loneranger  Aug 26 00 
 Addictive soft drinks make a fortune 
 
 Skin embossing  quanta  Aug 27 00 
 Don't just tattoo it - emboss it 
 
 Accessibility toolbar  quanta  Aug 27 00 
 One touch toggling of Java, sounds, colours, fonts .... 
 
 The Atmospheric Jukebox  mrkillboy  Aug 27 00 
 Jukebox that plays songs based on "mood" or atmosphere of a room or location. 
 
 Aftershave / Blood Clotter  Alcin  Aug 27 00 
 Prevents bleeding after shaving 
 
 subsurvivor  merlaan  Aug 27 00 
 Survivor: the Russian Submarine Edition 
 
 Remote control condoms  gthorlak  Aug 28 00 
 condom put on with the push of a button 
 
 Date the links  StarChaser  Aug 28 00 
 Put the date on an added link. 
 
 MemoryPaint  tretchikoff  Aug 28 00 
 No more useless leftovers! 
 
 Laundry Notifier  confusionary  Aug 29 00 
 Notifier for shared washers and dryers 
 
 Exploding pen  abner mcwhistlebottom  Aug 29 00 
 Pen that explodes rather than write certain things 
 
 Paid per view  thumbwax  Aug 30 00 
 Sit through an entire episode of commercial television without changing channels and get paid for it 
 
 Television Subtitle Glasses  Alcin  Aug 30 00 
 For viewing subtitles on TV 
 
 Buzzing Burners  centauri  Aug 30 00 
 Electric burners that hum when on. 
 
 Golf Tee Shooter  juliec2  Aug 30 00 
 Shoots golf tee into turf 
 
 Cell phone audio memory  beauxeault  Aug 30 00 
 Store and play audio files on a cell phone 
 
 Bath Duvet  tretchikoff  Aug 30 00 
 Make your bathtime a little more comfortable 
 
 Contact Exchange Network  JT  Aug 31 00 
 a swap site for contact info - namedrop.com... 
 
 Anti-Clock  BigThor  Aug 31 00 
 A novelty item for those of us who like to confuse our friends 
 
 Faster Than Light  Vernon  Aug 31 00 
 How to Exceed LightSpeed WITHOUT Violating Nature's Speed Limit 
 
 copyless editor  egnor  Aug 31 00 
 text editor without copy and paste 
 
 STD Hedgehog  Mickey the Fish  Aug 31 00 
 Severe Tyre Damage for our spiny friends 
 
 Totem Tottie  leggless  Aug 31 00 
 Performance Art 
 
 DJ Bank  leggless  Aug 31 00 
 New Age banking 
 
 Poetic Legalese  Mickey the Fish  Aug 31 00 
  
 
 RoundingUp.com  JT  Aug 31 00 
 A charity portal where users can "activate" their credit cards to give change to charity 
 
 cellphone hat  tenhand  Aug 31 00 
 Hats to improve cell phone experience 
 
 Dimmer for sideviews  centauri  Aug 31 00 
 You know that knob on your rearview mirror? 
 
 Brain-Web.net  eagle  Aug 31 00 
 ESP Through Wireless-Enabled Brain-Chip TCP/IP Client 
 
 BumMail  JT  Aug 31 00 
 Business which offers bums alternative to begging for change 
 
 Flipping Thumb  reensure  Sep 01 00 
 Keep a drink fresh and make (the) statement 
 
 Power Spots  rmutt  Sep 01 00 
 Wireless charging plates for laptops and portables. 
 
 culture shock treatment  thumbwax  Sep 01 00 
 Annoying guests on live TV get instant feed back from TV Land audience via interactive electrodes 
 
 Human Breeding Season  Mickey the Fish  Sep 01 00 
  
 
 Melee: the Game of Kings  mrkillboy  Sep 01 00 
 For the glory of destruction and greed! 
 
 Remote Mining "MUD"  Scott_D  Sep 01 00 
 Harness the energy of adolescents, and conquer space. 
 
 Soccer Improvements  jraker  Sep 01 00 
 Spice up the game for American crowds 
 
 Thro'n'Go Backpack  rayfo  Sep 01 00 
 Revival of an old idea might make travel cheaper. 
 
 Sliding Scale Democracy  lucidish  Sep 01 00 
 Politicians get paid according to their popularity! 
 
 glow in the dark hair dye  persephoniekali  Sep 01 00 
 hair glows in the dark!! 
 
 Halfbakery IRC channel  enveekaa  Sep 02 00 
 Use IRC for realtime discussions 
 
 a self-cleaning roller-towel system  rayfo  Sep 03 00 
 Half-dried hands spread bacteria 
 
 Aural Traffic Camera  nicholascullum  Sep 03 00 
 Reduces noise from overloud car stereos 
 
 Taxi Tycoon  enveekaa  Sep 03 00 
 Run your own Taxi company 
 
 Poetry meets jazz  Phodhiaen  Sep 03 00 
 Listen to the words he's not reciting 
 
 Mouse with built in pad  bre  Sep 03 00 
 Never lose the mouse pad again! Use it in rough terrain! 
 
 sir-Lights-a-lot Lantern  Rob2  Sep 03 00 
 Lantern light goes everywhere! 
 
 voice activated horn  Rob2  Sep 03 00 
 speak into da mike your voice comes out the Horn! 
 
 cordless phone/doorbell  Alcin  Sep 04 00 
  
 
 Remotes For All  thumbwax  Sep 04 00 
 Each family member gets a remote 
 
 Cash for Passwords  Mickey the Fish  Sep 04 00 
 Put your money where your password is 
 
 Give A Man A Fish...  Mickey the Fish  Sep 04 00 
 Remodel an old saying 
 
 Reverse-printed Post-its  supercat  Sep 04 00 
 Business prints name/ad on "sticky side" of Post-It note 
 

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