| Transportation Simulator Bed | | Dr Furtz | | Jun 16 01 |
| Your flight to dreamland is now departing |
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| Doctor Law | | The Military | | Jun 16 01 |
| Prescription: Justice |
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| Meter Maid | | The Military | | Jun 16 01 |
| Small-wonder Woman |
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| Windshield | | rayfo | | Jun 16 01 |
| Two-sided wiper |
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| firebath | | technobadger | | Jun 16 01 |
| bathe in cold flames |
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| United States of Latin America | | NHstud1216 | | Jun 17 01 |
| People in Latin America should unite and exclude the U.S. |
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| Bruckheimer Man | | mrkillboy | | Jun 17 01 |
| For the American way...with explosions! |
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| The Appliance Alliance | | The Military | | Jun 17 01 |
| "Appearing Saturday at Big Ticket City Midtown" |
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| bonk | | bonk | | Jun 17 01 |
| tailgaters smoker |
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| KISS Army Knife | | thumbwax | | Jun 17 01 |
| It's not a Love Gun |
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| posterboard | | fluph | | Jun 18 01 |
| Brightly colored posterboard |
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| Various Sized Sugar Cubes | | BartJan | | Jun 18 01 |
| For those who never get the right amount of sugar in their drinks |
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| One of our Pilots is Missing | | goff | | Jun 18 01 |
| Pilot shows that never quite made it to TV... |
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| Evil Mother Alarm Clock | | infamous orange | | Jun 18 01 |
| Fully Un-Programmable Alarm Clock with Unpleasant Effects |
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| Nuclear Grenade | | infamous orange | | Jun 18 01 |
| a future weapon for Japan maybe? |
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| Weedcloth | | rayfo | | Jun 18 01 |
| Cut weedcloth with heat |
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| Smuggle Drugs in Body Implants | | snarfyguy | | Jun 18 01 |
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| Bigger Clown Cars | | The Military | | Jun 18 01 |
| Or Smaller Clowns |
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| Moment of Noise | | JunkBug | | Jun 18 01 |
| If you are gonna have a moment of silence in schools what about a moment of noise? |
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| Pepsi Puke commercial | | nick_n_uit | | Jun 18 01 |
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| Sweatin' to the Madrigals | | The Military | | Jun 19 01 |
| Passe, You Say? |
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| Self assembled modular electronics | | tenhand | | Jun 19 01 |
| Good quality, low priced electronics you assemble yourself |
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| Call in sick service | | melanerpes | | Jun 19 01 |
| Feeling bad? Who you gonna call? |
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| Schrödinger's Toilet Seat | | hippo | | Jun 19 01 |
| No more "Who left the seat up?/"Who left the seat down?" arguments. |
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| carrymehome.com | | hob | | Jun 19 01 |
| your day is over, we'll take care of the rest |
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| Pangaea Reunification | | -alx | | Jun 19 01 |
| Reverse the dividing effects of continental drift |
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| Obstreperous Day | | lewisgirl | | Jun 19 01 |
| Just one day of the year to flame to your heart's content |
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| Lab Rat Trading Cards | | The Military | | Jun 19 01 |
| For the Collector in Us All |
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| Yellow Toothpaste | | Buzz | | Jun 19 01 |
| Avoid confronting situations between the white toothpaste and your yellow teeth |
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| Quantum Bowling | | goff | | Jun 19 01 |
| Like ordinary ten pin bowling, but watch out for Heisenberg! |
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| The Perfect Lottery | | beauxeault | | Jun 19 01 |
| Win the ultimate jackpot. |
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| Circular Spaceship Accelerator | | Dr Furtz | | Jun 19 01 |
| Basically, the mother of all merry-go-rounds... |
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| Intelligent Toilet Seat | | -alx | | Jun 19 01 |
| A gender-dividing problem solved by Arse-Detection technology |
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| Anna-Vision Sportscenter | | smizzou | | Jun 19 01 |
| Have video of Anna Kournikova playing at all times during Sportscenter |
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| Where Were They Ever?!? | | smizzou | | Jun 19 01 |
| Show about everyday people who are not famous and why they're not famous |
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| Abolish Enforceable Contracts | | DrBob | | Jun 19 01 |
| You'll have to Deal With People You Can Trust. |
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| Carmen Electra-Sol® | | The Military | | Jun 19 01 |
| Same Great Product. Great New Package. |
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| watertube | | RobertKidney | | Jun 19 01 |
| counteract global warming and get energy |
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| ancient art of laundry | | technobadger | | Jun 19 01 |
| make laundry a trendy art form |
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| True-to-life Warfare Sim | | Legend | | Jun 20 01 |
| Will you choose the path of the warrior, or will you go a more humanitarian route? |
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| They Are What You Eat | | mrkillboy | | Jun 20 01 |
| "I think we need more than celery for Ally." |
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| Coin Operated Hens | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| Excuse me can you spare some change for my hen? |
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| Waste Disposing Pigeons | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| Train pigeons to collect litter |
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| Moustache Phone | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| Don't wear it in the shower |
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| Mystic Menu | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| Dial up phone service |
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| Porn Conscription | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| Get called up for national service |
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| Paranoia paradise | | lubbit | | Jun 20 01 |
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| Dog poo cleanup | | gravelpit | | Jun 20 01 |
| collective responsibility for dog owners |
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| simultaneous vote & annotate | | gravelpit | | Jun 20 01 |
| just a couple of check boxes |
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| Separate Airline Baby X-Ray Machines | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
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| Reclaim Christmas for Christians | | juan2003 | | Jun 20 01 |
| Separate Jesus from Santa |
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| Cheap Diet Sugar | | benfrost | | Jun 20 01 |
| Half Sugar Half Sand |
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| Shuttle Springboard | | CasaLoco | | Jun 20 01 |
| Catapult the space shuttle to 10kph and save half the fuel. |
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| Coäts | | phoenix | | Jun 20 01 |
| Cat sized cows |
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| Peas on the Cob | | snarfyguy | | Jun 20 01 |
| Bio-engineered for fun! |
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| remote auto disable | | KindlyRat | | Jun 20 01 |
| police disable criminal's car |
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| Schrodinger's Duke of York | | Aristotle | | Jun 20 01 |
| The need to recruit quantum physicists as tacticians |
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| Globally Warmed Real Estate | | lbjay | | Jun 20 01 |
| Buy land in areas likely to improve due to global warming |
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| No Eating Section | | CoolerKing | | Jun 20 01 |
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| browser silencer | | egnor | | Jun 21 01 |
| No more workplace embarrassment. |
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| Sultana Bra | | benfrost | | Jun 21 01 |
| Dried Fruit Underwear |
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| Atheist Sacraments | | juan2003 | | Jun 21 01 |
| Why should Catholics have all the fun? |
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| Teeth | | rayfo | | Jun 21 01 |
| Talking dentures |
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| Bug Radar | | Crayola | | Jun 21 01 |
| Detects and eliminates unwanted pests in your home |
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| Orbiting Transfer Lounge | | mrkillboy | | Jun 21 01 |
| A transfer lounge...in space. |
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| Wall | | rayfo | | Jun 21 01 |
| Bottomless, topless, box-modules |
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| Salt lick patches | | lubbit | | Jun 21 01 |
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| adjustable aerodynamics | | hover_dude | | Jun 21 01 |
| enables cars aerodynamics to be changed at different speeds to maximise the engine efficiency |
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| flying cars yay | | hover_dude | | Jun 21 01 |
| we've all (i hope) seen the fifth element |
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| Flavo-Packaging | | smizzou | | Jun 21 01 |
| All food containers should be edible (and delicious) |
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| Random Holiday Generator | | Reverend D | | Jun 21 01 |
| It picks the day...you celebrate. |
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| Swiss Army Dildo | | mrthingy | | Jun 21 01 |
| for when you're at a critical juncture where a compass/scissors/toothpick/etc. might be handy. |
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| Learn to Draw and Paint | | Crayola | | Jun 21 01 |
| Step by step lessons on how to draw and paint like the masters |
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| Collaborative Composition Jukebox | | Dog Ed | | Jun 21 01 |
| Allows users to select semi-randomly generated musical phrases to build compositions |
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| Random Phrase Barking Translation | | AfroAssault | | Jun 22 01 |
| Translate dog barks for fun and profit! |
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| Toilet Mood Ring | | AfroAssault | | Jun 22 01 |
| for hippies |
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| Internet Pain | | AfroAssault | | Jun 22 01 |
| Now let's see that asshole on the chat act tough |
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| Glow-in-the-dark Toothpaste | | Crayola | | Jun 22 01 |
| Just because... |
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| Caricature Generator | | VeXaR | | Jun 22 01 |
| See a caricaturized version of yourself! |
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| Barrel of Historical Figures | | The Military | | Jun 22 01 |
| No More Monkey...Monkey...Monkey. |
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| Wire-Fu Wedding | | mrkillboy | | Jun 22 01 |
| Brought to you by Yuen Woo-Ping. |
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| coke can caps | | hover_dude | | Jun 22 01 |
| drink coke out of the can hygenically |
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| Collaborative Composition Dance Box | | beauxeault | | Jun 22 01 |
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| Fish Guillotine | | globaltourniquet | | Jun 22 01 |
| (Not for the squeamish) |
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| Basic Fridge Food airport kiosks | | hello_c | | Jun 22 01 |
| Been gone for a while? Get basic groceries at the airport |
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| Lazy River Office | | smizzou | | Jun 22 01 |
| Floating, lazy river office spaces instead of cubicles |
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| Floating Magneto-Office | | smizzou | | Jun 22 01 |
| Office floors made of huge magnets, with the bottom of all furniture outfitted with magnets of the opposite orientation |
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| shoes | | bean | | Jun 22 01 |
| Inflatable Heels, for the Woman who Boozes with attitude and still walks home! |
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| Product Placement Awards | | mrkillboy | | Jun 23 01 |
| Even Fight Club had Pepsi. |
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| Rent-a-denture | | melanerpes | | Jun 23 01 |
| Why buy something you use only a few times a day? |
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| Voices in the head caller ID | | melanerpes | | Jun 23 01 |
| Is that you, God? |
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| Clean-o-glue | | QuadAlpha | | Jun 23 01 |
| A flavoured Glue, which whitens and Brightens |
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| Get Jiggy With It | | mrkillboy | | Jun 23 01 |
| I said "Step pause turn pause pivot step step", not "Step pause turn pause pivot step pause" !!! |
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| column widths | | gravelpit | | Jun 23 01 |
| change column width mid-way through an annotation |
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| Unmarked Firetrucks | | The Military | | Jun 23 01 |
| And Disguised Dalmations |
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| Meaningful stereo-equipment specs | | supercat | | Jun 23 01 |
| Rate amplifiers and speakers by their useful ability |
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| The Fudgester | | Dog Ed | | Jun 23 01 |
| She knows your weakness |
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| Whole-Body VCR | | VeXaR | | Jun 24 01 |
| Record and play back sensory stimuli! |
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| Workout gear | | rayfo | | Jun 24 01 |
| Why does most of it become junk? |
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| The Scentomentalist | | The Military | | Jun 24 01 |
| *Sniff* "Say, Did I Turn the Oven Off?" |
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