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 literacy neutral search engines  key-aero  Jul 30 01 
 Web navigation for everyone 
 
 Koans for Cohens  key-aero  Jul 31 01 
 walking the dogma 
 
 Mosquito Eating Plants  gorn_the_great  Jul 31 01 
 The Venus-Mesquito-Trap 
 
 Bent Arrow  gorn_the_great  Jul 31 01 
 Curved arrow flies in curved arc 
 
 Nasal Bee Guard  gorn_the_great  Jul 31 01 
 Keep those bees out of your nose 
 
 Burp Food  gorn_the_great  Jul 31 01 
 Funny Gag: Food that causes volumes of gas 
 
 Doppelganger Search System  Buzz  Jul 31 01 
 Internet search engine to find your double 
 
 Toothpaste Ice-Lolly  ease  Jul 31 01 
 Freeze toothpaste on a stick, yum! 
 
 Bus Stopper Hat  ease  Jul 31 01 
 Wearable bus stopper 
 
 The Breader  ease  Jul 31 01 
 Duck feeding made easy 
 
 Supermarket Hidden Camera Gameshow  BobbySox  Jul 31 01 
 If he destroys the evidence, then they destroy the evidence! 
 
 Speed Bump Tyres  BobbySox  Jul 31 01 
 Stops cars from speeding 
 
 Recycled Karaoke  pawnpusher  Jul 31 01 
 Creative usage of crusty tunes 
 
 Efficient Electrolysis?  Vernon  Jul 31 01 
 Move the ions to the electrodes 
 
 Labor Driver  barnzenen  Jul 31 01 
 No, not a guy with a whip telling you to work. 
 
 Doggie Umbrella  cheeselikesubstance  Aug 01 01 
 keep Fido warm and dry 
 
 Reality Real Life  key-aero  Aug 01 01 
 Live it... 
 
 NoStigma shampoo/bodywash  key-aero  Aug 01 01 
 just use once a month 
 
 Doggie Kite  beauxeault  Aug 01 01 
 No, dear, today it's *my* turn to fly the dog. 
 
 The Backup Bulb  key-aero  Aug 01 01 
 Light of my Darkness 
 
 The Homeless & the Hungry  Plumb Lunatic  Aug 01 01 
 Feed one, to the other. 
 
 Car Radio Transmitters  smizzou  Aug 01 01 
 Turn every car into mini, traveling radio stations 
 
 Huge Mirrors on Trucks  smizzou  Aug 01 01 
 All trucks should have huge mirror contraptions that allow people behind them to see what's in front of them 
 
 The Greatest Story Ever Told  sdm  Aug 02 01 
 An interactive web site where users add to a story one word at a time. 
 
 Realistic IT Accounting  key-aero  Aug 02 01 
 Counting the costs. 
 
 Internet Search Agent with Physical Manifestation  Lucky_Setzer  Aug 02 01 
 Your Next Virtual Best Friend! 
 
 Pet Pedant  key-aero  Aug 02 01 
 The answer to short term memory loss 
 
 Scroll Ball  Jim  Aug 02 01 
 Multi-directional "scroll wheel" for mice 
 
 Snap Crackle Teabags  Jim  Aug 02 01 
 (might have to call them something else to avoid being sued) 
 
 bigbrothertruth  Urzole  Aug 02 01 
 Make them say what they really think, sit back, and enjoy... 
 
 Photochromatic Tattoo  -alx  Aug 02 01 
 Tattoo that appears 'as if by magic' when exposed to the sun 
 
 Pet Fly  ease  Aug 02 01 
 Ideal, no-maintenance beginner's pet 
 
 calorie and nutrition analyzer  everlasting  Aug 02 01 
  
 
 pet Helen  lewisgirl  Aug 02 01 
 for all your blinking needs 
 
 plug & play power  imagicsp  Aug 02 01 
 Plug design to support a variety of current requirements 
 
 1-piece bathroom  imagicsp  Aug 02 01 
 A single mold unit that contains all bathroom functions 
 
 Perfect Teabag Instrument  djanaba  Aug 02 01 
 Don't burn your fingers with an easy to use tea extracting unit. 
 
 temporary voluntary human pets  technobadger  Aug 02 01 
 just me and my dog...[my dog and i] 
 
 curry tailor  technobadger  Aug 02 01 
 choose a strong curry and buy a new brightly coloured garment 
 
 golf ball warriors  technobadger  Aug 02 01 
 an order of fighters trained to fight using golf balls 
 
 Save the bandwidth campaign  key-aero  Aug 03 01 
 Communications zen 
 
 Paper Scissors Stone Politics  ChewTheBeef  Aug 03 01 
 Even the Minority can Triumph 
 
 Work Testimonial  ginge  Aug 03 01 
 Work Testimonial 10 Years Hard Service 
 
 Flying Aphid/Barnacle Powered Car  BladeDanger  Aug 03 01 
 Gene-splice flying insects and barnacles to power a flying car 
 
 Planes that stop en route  simonrose  Aug 03 01 
 Easy air travel to many more destinations 
 
 Liquid Wallpaper  ecolonsmak  Aug 03 01 
 Desktop wallpaper like a lava lamp 
 
 Flippable seat backs on planes  mrthingy  Aug 03 01 
 switch the direction the passenger seats for landings 
 
 really fast food  kaz  Aug 03 01 
 chips ( thats french fries to you americans) sooooooomuch quicker 
 
 Refrigerator Gauge  rck56  Aug 03 01 
 Refrigator Thermometer 
 
 Band Aid Advertising  benfrost  Aug 04 01 
 ADhesive bandages with corporate logos etc printed on 
 
 Instructions on Everything  benfrost  Aug 04 01 
 Simple instructions/titles on all products 
 
 Family umbrella  ausoi  Aug 04 01 
 Connect several umbrellas. 
 
 Anti-Snore Device  Helium  Aug 04 01 
 Shock snorers into submission. 
 
 Pet Pager  human411  Aug 04 01 
 Call Your Hearing Impaired Pet 
 
 whiskey sword cane  hob  Aug 05 01 
 for lame, swashbuckling drunks and everyone else 
 
 Polymorphic Multimedia Standard  dsm  Aug 05 01 
 Something for the autocensors to choke on. 
 
 Bottle-Opening Bottlecap  mrkillboy  Aug 05 01 
  
 
 Earthquake Weapon  gorn_the_great  Aug 05 01 
 Trash your enemy with earthquakes 
 
 Room Cooler  gorn_the_great  Aug 05 01 
 Cool large room with helicopter blade 
 
 Forget seats  zero5  Aug 05 01 
 fill the fuselage with av-gas and tread water! 
 
 Vitamin C for humans  hagfish  Aug 05 01 
 Grow your own 
 
 Passenger Privacy Blinder  human411  Aug 06 01 
 Keep to Yourself on Public Transportation 
 
 Hair Dessert  Sparki  Aug 06 01 
 Scented, Glittered Hair Mousses 
 
 Victor's Secret  Sparki  Aug 06 01 
 Intimate Apparel for the Male Body 
 
 sinus removal surgery  positron  Aug 06 01 
 do away with annoying allergies and sinus infections 
 
 Interactive Sandpit  zero5  Aug 06 01 
 Kids play on large flat sandpit with computer controlled ferrous sand 
 
 Cold Bag  zero5  Aug 06 01 
 Ice cold sleeping bag filled with BlueGel(tm) 
 
 Battery Powered Wind Chimes  Antix  Aug 06 01 
 The Newest Craze? 
 
 toilet seat solution  stupop  Aug 06 01 
 pedal activated 'flip top bin' style toilet seat 
 
 Sunglasses for garden gnomes  lostkidstent  Aug 06 01 
 tackle your garden furniture's lack of street cred. 
 
 Displacement Activity Swap Shop  -alx  Aug 06 01 
 Run out of things to do to avoid doing whatever it is you should be doing? 
 
 Roof Irrigation Cooler  kaana  Aug 06 01 
 From the top of the roof, water is flowed.Heat of the roof is taken away.And then room temperature falls.Looking it out of windows is nice. 
 
 Hair Desert  PotatoStew  Aug 06 01 
 All the cool kids will be doing it 
 
 Movie concession stand pre-order  PotatoStew  Aug 06 01 
 No more waiting in line for your popcorn 
 
 Nail-polish strips  Sparki  Aug 06 01 
 For no-mess manicures 
 
 gamecafe  adp9  Aug 06 01 
 Drink Coffee, Eat Bake Goods, Play video games. 
 
 Pop Up TV  adp9  Aug 06 01 
 Find info ,stats, and buy while watching TV 
 
 Anti-Valentine's Day Merchandise  Uncle Nutsy  Aug 06 01 
 Why not cynically market cynicism? 
 
 TV series on demand  adp9  Aug 06 01 
 Watch any show's episode you want on demand 
 
 Crackdonald's  panthaz paradise  Aug 06 01 
 come for the food, come again for the food, come again for the food, come aga... 
 
 post-secondary transition  munkeylunk  Aug 06 01 
 An additional mandatory year after high school before entering college or the workplace 
 
 finite differences  LoriZ  Aug 07 01 
 Is it already used as an indexing method? 
 
 Bad Weather Umbrella  Mharr  Aug 07 01 
 For "Calm and sunny with occasional drizzle" I can wear a hat. 
 
 SMS-to-speech translator  jetgrrl  Aug 07 01 
 Receive text messages over land-line phones 
 
 Digital VHS Cassette  Mharr  Aug 07 01 
 Cheap upgrade for technophobe relatives 
 
 Instant Teletext  Mharr  Aug 07 01 
 A bit of RAM caching would make such an improvement 
 
 Multi-channel TV show  gravelpit  Aug 07 01 
 All human life is here 
 
 Laugh-Track Off-Button  Guy Fox  Aug 07 01 
 Turn off the braying donkeys 
 
 Mirrored Pint Glass  danilo  Aug 07 01 
 Get a 180 degree view in the pub 
 
 Muzak on demand  reizen  Aug 07 01 
 choose your music in elavators, hallways, and bathrooms 
 
 Personalised Vibrator  benfrost  Aug 07 01 
 a special present so as he/she will never forget you 
 
 BeerNuts Gum  quarterbaker  Aug 07 01 
 Gum designed to be chewed while drinking beer. 
 
 see-through ruler  tallbird79  Aug 07 01 
 Metal see-through ruler 
 
 Ice cube trays  HUCK  Aug 07 01 
 Ice cube trays you can stack up and fill without holding each one. 
 
 Brainless Animals  Vernon  Aug 07 01 
 Experimental Animals nobody will care if mistreated. 
 
 Self-Stripping Paint  gregor-e  Aug 07 01 
 Paint with small amount of plastic explosive for easy stripping. 
 
 Pizza Bake Oven Rack  seank  Aug 07 01 
 A combination pizza pan/oven rack built into one unit. 
 
 Retainer Candy  seank  Aug 07 01 
 An orthodontic retainer made out of hard candy. 
 
 Pager Watch (Analog)  bear  Aug 08 01 
 Ultramodern Technology in dubiouly useful classic packaging 
 
 Cat-shit Cookie Cutter  Dingus  Aug 08 01 
 Recycle Cat Crap and Please Fido in the Process 
 

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