| literacy neutral search engines | | key-aero | | Jul 30 01 |
| Web navigation for everyone |
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| Koans for Cohens | | key-aero | | Jul 31 01 |
| walking the dogma |
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| Mosquito Eating Plants | | gorn_the_great | | Jul 31 01 |
| The Venus-Mesquito-Trap |
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| Bent Arrow | | gorn_the_great | | Jul 31 01 |
| Curved arrow flies in curved arc |
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| Nasal Bee Guard | | gorn_the_great | | Jul 31 01 |
| Keep those bees out of your nose |
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| Burp Food | | gorn_the_great | | Jul 31 01 |
| Funny Gag: Food that causes volumes of gas |
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| Doppelganger Search System | | Buzz | | Jul 31 01 |
| Internet search engine to find your double |
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| Toothpaste Ice-Lolly | | ease | | Jul 31 01 |
| Freeze toothpaste on a stick, yum! |
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| Bus Stopper Hat | | ease | | Jul 31 01 |
| Wearable bus stopper |
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| The Breader | | ease | | Jul 31 01 |
| Duck feeding made easy |
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| Supermarket Hidden Camera Gameshow | | BobbySox | | Jul 31 01 |
| If he destroys the evidence, then they destroy the evidence! |
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| Speed Bump Tyres | | BobbySox | | Jul 31 01 |
| Stops cars from speeding |
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| Recycled Karaoke | | pawnpusher | | Jul 31 01 |
| Creative usage of crusty tunes |
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| Efficient Electrolysis? | | Vernon | | Jul 31 01 |
| Move the ions to the electrodes |
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| Labor Driver | | barnzenen | | Jul 31 01 |
| No, not a guy with a whip telling you to work. |
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| Doggie Umbrella | | cheeselikesubstance | | Aug 01 01 |
| keep Fido warm and dry |
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| Reality Real Life | | key-aero | | Aug 01 01 |
| Live it... |
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| NoStigma shampoo/bodywash | | key-aero | | Aug 01 01 |
| just use once a month |
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| Doggie Kite | | beauxeault | | Aug 01 01 |
| No, dear, today it's *my* turn to fly the dog. |
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| The Backup Bulb | | key-aero | | Aug 01 01 |
| Light of my Darkness |
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| The Homeless & the Hungry | | Plumb Lunatic | | Aug 01 01 |
| Feed one, to the other. |
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| Car Radio Transmitters | | smizzou | | Aug 01 01 |
| Turn every car into mini, traveling radio stations |
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| Huge Mirrors on Trucks | | smizzou | | Aug 01 01 |
| All trucks should have huge mirror contraptions that allow people behind them to see what's in front of them |
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| The Greatest Story Ever Told | | sdm | | Aug 02 01 |
| An interactive web site where users add to a story one word at a time. |
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| Realistic IT Accounting | | key-aero | | Aug 02 01 |
| Counting the costs. |
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| Internet Search Agent with Physical Manifestation | | Lucky_Setzer | | Aug 02 01 |
| Your Next Virtual Best Friend! |
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| Pet Pedant | | key-aero | | Aug 02 01 |
| The answer to short term memory loss |
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| Scroll Ball | | Jim | | Aug 02 01 |
| Multi-directional "scroll wheel" for mice |
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| Snap Crackle Teabags | | Jim | | Aug 02 01 |
| (might have to call them something else to avoid being sued) |
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| bigbrothertruth | | Urzole | | Aug 02 01 |
| Make them say what they really think, sit back, and enjoy... |
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| Photochromatic Tattoo | | -alx | | Aug 02 01 |
| Tattoo that appears 'as if by magic' when exposed to the sun |
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| Pet Fly | | ease | | Aug 02 01 |
| Ideal, no-maintenance beginner's pet |
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| calorie and nutrition analyzer | | everlasting | | Aug 02 01 |
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| pet Helen | | lewisgirl | | Aug 02 01 |
| for all your blinking needs |
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| plug & play power | | imagicsp | | Aug 02 01 |
| Plug design to support a variety of current requirements |
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| 1-piece bathroom | | imagicsp | | Aug 02 01 |
| A single mold unit that contains all bathroom functions |
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| Perfect Teabag Instrument | | djanaba | | Aug 02 01 |
| Don't burn your fingers with an easy to use tea extracting unit. |
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| temporary voluntary human pets | | technobadger | | Aug 02 01 |
| just me and my dog...[my dog and i] |
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| curry tailor | | technobadger | | Aug 02 01 |
| choose a strong curry and buy a new brightly coloured garment |
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| golf ball warriors | | technobadger | | Aug 02 01 |
| an order of fighters trained to fight using golf balls |
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| Save the bandwidth campaign | | key-aero | | Aug 03 01 |
| Communications zen |
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| Paper Scissors Stone Politics | | ChewTheBeef | | Aug 03 01 |
| Even the Minority can Triumph |
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| Work Testimonial | | ginge | | Aug 03 01 |
| Work Testimonial 10 Years Hard Service |
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| Flying Aphid/Barnacle Powered Car | | BladeDanger | | Aug 03 01 |
| Gene-splice flying insects and barnacles to power a flying car |
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| Planes that stop en route | | simonrose | | Aug 03 01 |
| Easy air travel to many more destinations |
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| Liquid Wallpaper | | ecolonsmak | | Aug 03 01 |
| Desktop wallpaper like a lava lamp |
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| Flippable seat backs on planes | | mrthingy | | Aug 03 01 |
| switch the direction the passenger seats for landings |
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| really fast food | | kaz | | Aug 03 01 |
| chips ( thats french fries to you americans) sooooooomuch quicker |
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| Refrigerator Gauge | | rck56 | | Aug 03 01 |
| Refrigator Thermometer |
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| Band Aid Advertising | | benfrost | | Aug 04 01 |
| ADhesive bandages with corporate logos etc printed on |
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| Instructions on Everything | | benfrost | | Aug 04 01 |
| Simple instructions/titles on all products |
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| Family umbrella | | ausoi | | Aug 04 01 |
| Connect several umbrellas. |
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| Anti-Snore Device | | Helium | | Aug 04 01 |
| Shock snorers into submission. |
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| Pet Pager | | human411 | | Aug 04 01 |
| Call Your Hearing Impaired Pet |
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| whiskey sword cane | | hob | | Aug 05 01 |
| for lame, swashbuckling drunks and everyone else |
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| Polymorphic Multimedia Standard | | dsm | | Aug 05 01 |
| Something for the autocensors to choke on. |
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| Bottle-Opening Bottlecap | | mrkillboy | | Aug 05 01 |
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| Earthquake Weapon | | gorn_the_great | | Aug 05 01 |
| Trash your enemy with earthquakes |
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| Room Cooler | | gorn_the_great | | Aug 05 01 |
| Cool large room with helicopter blade |
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| Forget seats | | zero5 | | Aug 05 01 |
| fill the fuselage with av-gas and tread water! |
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| Vitamin C for humans | | hagfish | | Aug 05 01 |
| Grow your own |
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| Passenger Privacy Blinder | | human411 | | Aug 06 01 |
| Keep to Yourself on Public Transportation |
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| Hair Dessert | | Sparki | | Aug 06 01 |
| Scented, Glittered Hair Mousses |
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| Victor's Secret | | Sparki | | Aug 06 01 |
| Intimate Apparel for the Male Body |
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| sinus removal surgery | | positron | | Aug 06 01 |
| do away with annoying allergies and sinus infections |
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| Interactive Sandpit | | zero5 | | Aug 06 01 |
| Kids play on large flat sandpit with computer controlled ferrous sand |
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| Cold Bag | | zero5 | | Aug 06 01 |
| Ice cold sleeping bag filled with BlueGel(tm) |
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| Battery Powered Wind Chimes | | Antix | | Aug 06 01 |
| The Newest Craze? |
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| toilet seat solution | | stupop | | Aug 06 01 |
| pedal activated 'flip top bin' style toilet seat |
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| Sunglasses for garden gnomes | | lostkidstent | | Aug 06 01 |
| tackle your garden furniture's lack of street cred. |
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| Displacement Activity Swap Shop | | -alx | | Aug 06 01 |
| Run out of things to do to avoid doing whatever it is you should be doing? |
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| Roof Irrigation Cooler | | kaana | | Aug 06 01 |
| From the top of the roof, water is flowed.Heat of the roof is taken away.And then room temperature falls.Looking it out of windows is nice. |
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| Hair Desert | | PotatoStew | | Aug 06 01 |
| All the cool kids will be doing it |
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| Movie concession stand pre-order | | PotatoStew | | Aug 06 01 |
| No more waiting in line for your popcorn |
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| Nail-polish strips | | Sparki | | Aug 06 01 |
| For no-mess manicures |
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| gamecafe | | adp9 | | Aug 06 01 |
| Drink Coffee, Eat Bake Goods, Play video games. |
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| Pop Up TV | | adp9 | | Aug 06 01 |
| Find info ,stats, and buy while watching TV |
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| Anti-Valentine's Day Merchandise | | Uncle Nutsy | | Aug 06 01 |
| Why not cynically market cynicism? |
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| TV series on demand | | adp9 | | Aug 06 01 |
| Watch any show's episode you want on demand |
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| Crackdonald's | | panthaz paradise | | Aug 06 01 |
| come for the food, come again for the food, come again for the food, come aga... |
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| post-secondary transition | | munkeylunk | | Aug 06 01 |
| An additional mandatory year after high school before entering college or the workplace |
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| finite differences | | LoriZ | | Aug 07 01 |
| Is it already used as an indexing method? |
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| Bad Weather Umbrella | | Mharr | | Aug 07 01 |
| For "Calm and sunny with occasional drizzle" I can wear a hat. |
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| SMS-to-speech translator | | jetgrrl | | Aug 07 01 |
| Receive text messages over land-line phones |
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| Digital VHS Cassette | | Mharr | | Aug 07 01 |
| Cheap upgrade for technophobe relatives |
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| Instant Teletext | | Mharr | | Aug 07 01 |
| A bit of RAM caching would make such an improvement |
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| Multi-channel TV show | | gravelpit | | Aug 07 01 |
| All human life is here |
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| Laugh-Track Off-Button | | Guy Fox | | Aug 07 01 |
| Turn off the braying donkeys |
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| Mirrored Pint Glass | | danilo | | Aug 07 01 |
| Get a 180 degree view in the pub |
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| Muzak on demand | | reizen | | Aug 07 01 |
| choose your music in elavators, hallways, and bathrooms |
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| Personalised Vibrator | | benfrost | | Aug 07 01 |
| a special present so as he/she will never forget you |
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| BeerNuts Gum | | quarterbaker | | Aug 07 01 |
| Gum designed to be chewed while drinking beer. |
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| see-through ruler | | tallbird79 | | Aug 07 01 |
| Metal see-through ruler |
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| Ice cube trays | | HUCK | | Aug 07 01 |
| Ice cube trays you can stack up and fill without holding each one. |
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| Brainless Animals | | Vernon | | Aug 07 01 |
| Experimental Animals nobody will care if mistreated. |
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| Self-Stripping Paint | | gregor-e | | Aug 07 01 |
| Paint with small amount of plastic explosive for easy stripping. |
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| Pizza Bake Oven Rack | | seank | | Aug 07 01 |
| A combination pizza pan/oven rack built into one unit. |
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| Retainer Candy | | seank | | Aug 07 01 |
| An orthodontic retainer made out of hard candy. |
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| Pager Watch (Analog) | | bear | | Aug 08 01 |
| Ultramodern Technology in dubiouly useful classic packaging |
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| Cat-shit Cookie Cutter | | Dingus | | Aug 08 01 |
| Recycle Cat Crap and Please Fido in the Process |
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