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8th of 7

Pallid, tubby, balding, middle aged technology-fixated Trekkie geek and wannabe Borg. Murky past. Even murkier future. Dangerous "hobbies" are explosives, pyrotechnics, fireworks, projectile weapons and aviation (often in combination).

Used to work on wierd and wacky high-tech projects using leading-edge technology, more for the buzz and the geek status points than for the actual money.

Amazingly, still not dead, despite people trying really really hard ....

Designated "8th of 7" by cow-orkers because of a severe, virulent technology addiction. When the Borg do arrive on planet Earth, will be banging on the door wanting in. Expected response: "No, go away - you're too wierd. Here's a pound for a cup of tea, now go and bother someone else".

Has recently realised (too late) that he is turning into Wally (from the Dilbert strips)

Hates children, horses, children, cats, children, cats, children and ex-wife (no children). Loves vehicles, projectile weapons, beer, chocolate, watching bad things happen to small noisy children, tot-thumping, small hairy dog and girlfriend (not necessarily in that order).

Favourite quote/saying: "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning...."

Heroes: Field Marshal Montgomery, Sam Vimes.

Email: eighthofseven_"AT"_yahoo.co.uk

HBGC e+ p+ s+ g+ B++ A++ n+ G r++ E++ C V+ a I+ t+ Z X-- T+ D

Notes:

#include <EOSSACR.H> denotes

Insert "Eighth Of Seven's Standard Anti-Cat Rant" here; a long-winded, detailed,venomous, spite-laden diatribe against any and all things feline.

#include <EOSSAER.H> denotes

Insert "Eighth Of Seven's Standard Anti-Equine Rant" here; a long-winded, detailed,venomous, spite-laden diatribe against any and all things equine.

#include <EOSSAHR.H> denotes

Insert "Eighth Of Seven's Standard Anti-Handbag Rant" here; a long-winded, detailed,venomous, spite-laden diatribe against the rubbish and clutter that women insist on lugging round in their handbags.

This saves typing, cutting-and-pasting, and space on the HB server.

(Eighth of Seven is single, has no female friends (or indeed any friends at all), lives with his mother, collects edged weapons and likes to dress in black a lot).

[Jun 11 2002, last modified Jun 25 2014]

   
(+5, -3) 19" Rack mounting drinks cooler.
(+2, -3) 21st Century Fawkes
(+12, -4)(+12, -4) A Case Of Diahorrea
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) A Monument To European Financial Unity
(+6) Aboption
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(+3) Accurate local clock
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 Alien Abduction Verification Bureau
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 Alternative Fonts/Languages
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 AnDrone
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 Anti-bear airbed
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 AntiMilk
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 Armchair Tank
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(+8, -1) Author experience service
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(+7, -1) Bin-quenching lamp post.
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 Biocide-dispensing toilet seat
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(+9)(+9) Blatantly Idiotic Predictions For 2013
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 Blood sample storage
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 Braille Teleprompter/Autocue
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(+11)(+11) CAPTCHAcryption
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 Car flotation airbag system
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(+6, -2) Car water bowl for dogs
(-10)(-10) Carbonmonoxideated Drinks
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(+34, -2)(+34, -2)(+34, -2) Cat Ejection Pack
 Cat Vaper
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(+9)(+9) Caterpillarmaran
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 Celebrity Bread
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(+2) Centre parting Christmas Cracker
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 Channel Charge
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 Christmas Warning Campaign
 Circuit breaker with current transmitter
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 Cochlear implants for the profoundly hard of thinking
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 Configurable art goggles
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 Contentious will service
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(+9)(+9) Coulombo
 Countable war memorial
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 CSS Hunley
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(+3, -1) Damnatio Memoriae Porcorum
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(+3) Degrees of Separation warning
(+4) Dennis Potter and the Philosopher Stoned
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(+4) Dishonest gas
(+2, -5) Disposable baby bottle
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(+3) DIY Lip Clamp
(-1) DIY Recorded Delivery
(+6) Do I Look Famous ?
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(-1) Dogproof trousers with airbag
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(+2, -1) Dominos Piazza
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(-1) Double-ended storm chasing vehice
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 Drink-drive taxi kit
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(-1) Dummies Books For Dummies
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(+5) Eat The Bad Tuna
(+3) Ebay UserID cross reference
(+6) Egg slicer
(+6) Elder care non-threatening animatronic animal nanny cam
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(+5) Electrically assisted programmable fitness bicycle.
(+4) Electrically heated fake dog
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(+3) Electron Harvester
(+4) Elevator alarm with duplex video
 Emergency exoskeleton kit for buildings
(+5, -1) Emergency faith pack
 Energy source indicator
(+3, -1) English to EENG-LEESH phrase book
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(+3) eReader gallows
(+7, -1) Escher's Ketchup
(+5) Ethereal socks
(+3, -1) EU mandate for Belgium
(+3, -2) EvaCar
(+13, -4)(+13, -4) Evil Genius Contracting Company
(+5, -1) Expand the UK
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(+1) Externally reloadable paper dispenser
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Extreme Commuting by V-1 Replica
(+6, -1) Eye Fell Tower
 Faecal recogntion cat door
(+4) Fair Usage Toilet Paper Alarm
(+2) Fairer data pricing
(+10)(+10) Fake dirty water dog bath
(+3) Fake PHEV charging lead
(+5) Fake spider selection box
(+2) Fall-arrest unicycle training system
(+1) Fan Door
(+6, -1) Fantasy Historical Cabinet
(+5, -1) Fashion bar
(+3, -5) Feelgood Burkha
(+3, -1) Fellowship of the Ring walking holiday
(+8)(+8) Ferrofluid ceiling paint
(+11)(+11) FetchBot
(+2) Fibre-optic binocular tweezers
(+5) Fiddler Crab Earthmover
(+5) Fig Newton's Cradle
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(+1, -2) Fire Escape Futures Trading
(+4) Fire escape shrub
(+8)(+8) Firework Christmas Decorations
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(+4, -1) Flak-In-The-Box
(+1, -2) Flame War Extinguisher
(+2) Flash Crispies
(+6) Flash Shaver
(+17)(+17) FlashWallpaper
(+1, -2) Flat Cap Magnetic Cat Flap
(+4) Flip-over additional pinnae for scary situations
(+1) Fluid-filled treble glazing
(+5, -2) Flushable kitchen bin.
(+7) Flushable literature
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(+3, -1) Free pizza by algebra
(+1) Freeze Dried Albatross Kite
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(+11)(+11) Full Metal Jacket Potato
(+4) Furniture with structured cabling
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(+6) Gas condensing high bypass hot air balloon burner
 Gastronomic malaria control
(+7, -1) Gates Foundation.
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 Geostationorrery Orrery
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(+11)(+11) Glow-in-the-dark bathroom nuclear waste disposal
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(+7, -3) Government Franchises
(+6) Gratuitous Dr. Who cameo appearances
(-3) Gridlock road-rage riot control
(+19)(+19) Grimly realistic snow globes
 Ground power vehicle aircon
(+5) GSM scrambler soft codec
(+1) GSM SIM form-factor chip-and-PIN card
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(+6) Gun organ
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(-2) Half-timbered spectacles.
(+2) Halfbakeorrery
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(+7, -12)(+7, -12) Halfbaker Gender Indication Icon (Optional)
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(+11, -3)(+11, -3) Halfbakery Coat of Arms
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(+5, -2) Halfbakery Halloween Story
(-1) Halfbakery:homepage:Time
 Halfbakery idea generator wizard
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(-1) Happy Pils
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 Helicopter helpline
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 Heroic Brexit
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 Home water pumps
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(-1) Klein Bottle Thermos Flask
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 Laser projection wristwatch
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 Little Rockets
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 M3 Lee police car
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 Mild Concern Clock
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(+5) Moore Slaw
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 Mouse Trump Game
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 Multicomponent riot control smoke round
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(+4) Nemesis Man
(+3) Newspeak spellchecker/dictionary for MSWord
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(+4) Nike Line
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(+6, -1) Obsessive-Compulsive Pedestrian's GPS
(+8)(+8) Old Scientist
(+7, -2) Olympic Blindfold Shaving
(+4) Olympic Rings Knuckleduster
(-1) Olympic Stone
(+8)(+8) One-Armed Band-Aid
 One nation, two laws ...
(+4) One Way Headphones
(+8)(+8) Opaque eyelid tattoos
(+4) Open fire emulator
(+8, -2) Optional Adulthood
(+8)(+8) Orbital window knocker
(+7) Organ Cockpit
(+9)(+9) "Organic" drugs
(-1) Orrery Chess
(+1) ORT-labelled soft drinks
(+1, -2) Other:[Admiral]
(+3) Overnight tipping desk
(+5, -1) Oxidiser carrier boost blend
 Oxytocin antagonist
(+5, -1) Paired Museums
(+5) Paper-cup cellphone
(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Paper Jam
(+3) Parachutist "Flypaper"
(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Paramedic skydiver
(+13)(+13) Paranoid Things
(+3) Partial Recall
(+5) Party Popers
(+2) Party wall heating unit
(+2) Passive - Aggressive Infra-Red Detector
(+2) Passive smoking dosimeter
 Patient hangar rail
(+6) PCA
 Peace By Numbers
(+6) Peckerheads
(+8)(+8) Pedal-activated toilet door catch
(+7, -1) Pentacles
(+2, -3) Perfect temperature teasmade
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) Personal barcode stamps
(+6) Personal tethered drone bed fan
(+1, -2) Personalised computer game
(+8, -9) Pet Paper (Cat Paper)
(+6) Physical ejection USB port
(+8, -11) Physics Appeal Court
(+1) Pirate Parrot Phone
(+38, -2)(+38, -2)(+38, -2) Pirates
(+4, -2) Placebo Placenta
(+3, -1) Plainclothes Police Pickpockets
(+3, -9)(+3, -9) Planetary species audit
(+9)(+9) Plasma-globe touchball
(+1, -2) Pneumatic energy saver switch
(-1) Political Hygiene 101
(+6) Pompeii II
(+7) Poor Quality Historic Movies
(+4, -3) Portable child hypoxicator
(+2, -1) Portable dog tether point
(+4) Portable emergency flagpole
(+11)(+11) Portable folding pyrotechnic hovercraft
(+1) Portable massage chair workstation
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) "Ports of Entry" cartoons
(+8, -1) Post-It Cuff
(+4, -1) Postmix milk blender
(-1) Postmortem art price freeze
(+4) Pothole expansion kit
(+2) Practice Pancake
(+5, -3) Pre-cremation vacuum dessicator
(+8)(+8) Pre-Olympics Geek Contest
(+8)(+8) Pre-turbocharger Tesla valves
 Precise Orrery
(+6) Precision toaster
(+2) Prefitted car ferry anchors
(-1) Prepacked backpacker alpaca pickle package pack packer parka
(+20)(+20)(+20) Prepaid grave desecration service
(+5, -2) Preregistrered press biography auction site
(+9)(+9) Pressurisation/autopilot interlock
(+6) Pretence-free ice hockey stick
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) Printable paper burkha headpiece
(+16, -2)(+16, -2) Private Cruise Aircraft Carrier
(+8)(+8) Product sub-placement
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) Propane-fuelled Dragon
(+2) Proper Party Popper
(+3) Purley Gates
(+4) Quadcopter wingman
(+5, -2) Quality fire extinguisher
(+5, -1) Quiet Little Place
(+7, -6) "Quo Vadis ?" Public employee badge
(+4) Radio-linked thermometer/hydrometer
(+7) Radioactive CVR/FDR tracer
(+6) Rail-stacked highway
(+7) Rain gauge alarm clock
(+5) Random home automation transmitter
(+7, -2) Rant Booth
(+4) Rationalised car controls
(+3, -1) Real-World First Person Shooter LaserMaze game
(+1) Rearward-facing add-on child seats
(+5) Reciprocating-piston internal combustion combined lighting-heating-generator unit
(+4) Reconfigurable spelling teaching chart
(+5) Recumbent hydrocycle scull racing
(-2) Recursive Economic Migration Control
(+3, -6) Recycled Human Pet Food
(+6, -2) Reductio-ad-absurdum pool cue
(+11)(+11) Reductio-ad-absurdum World Tour by Mail
(+3, -5) Refrigerator/microwave combo
(+1, -2) Relativity Code
(+2) Remote control aerosol cap
(+6) Remote-control crutch balloons
(+4) Remote-controlled insecticide aerosol indoor spray array
(+4, -2) Remote door lock status indicator
(-3) Remote ringer
(+2) Remote signalling rodent trap
(+2) Renewable energy GPS
(+13, -3)(+13, -3) Rent-A -Dwarf
(+3, -4) Rent-A-Vomitorium
(-2) Repressional
(+29, -3)(+29, -3)(+29, -3) Rescue Zombies
(+1, -2) Reversing air horn
 Reversing training LCD rear window
(+2) Rhino protection by gene therapy
(+13)(+13) Richard Dawkins "Shroud" Tea Towel
(+2) Right-click lookup
(+3, -2) RIT(F)W(A)
(-3) Roadsigns with travel times
(+5) Robotic chimney-climbing pigeon gun
(+3) Rolls-Royce Merlin
(+4) Rucksack lifejacket
(+10)(+10) Rumblebirds
(+2) Rundgang der Frankreich
(+3) Safe World
(+8, -21)(+8, -21)(+8, -21) Sale of indulgences
(+5, -4) Schrödinger Cereal
(+5, -1) Schrödinger Fix
(+5) Schrödinger Lager
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Scooter train
(+4, -1) Screw With Their Heads
(+2) Screwdriver Orrery
(+3) Search for volcano pairs
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) SeaSalt and Vinegar
(+1, -2) Seasonal solar lighting
(+2) Seat-back Aircraft Instrument relay
(+10)(+10) Self-Acting Fire Escape Dog Door
(+6, -1) Self-amalgamating concrete
(+3, -1) Self-calibrating equalizer
 Self-checkout attendant bracelet
(+8)(+8) Self-cleaning food processor
(+14)(+14) Self-contained steam-powered elevator
(+10)(+10) Self-raising house
(+9)(+9) Self - reflating unmanned hydrogen blimp
(+5, -1) Semi-toroidal centripetal aquarium
(+6, -2) Sewage Security
(+5) SF6 escape tube
(+1) Shape-memory metal knuckles
(+1) Shave counter
(+4) Shiatsu Rucksack
(+5, -2) Shopper's baseball cap with 2 way radio, quadrature direction finding antennae and head-up projection display.
(+2) Shouting Pen Holder
(+6) Shower Noose
(+4) Shredder stove
(+8)(+8) Sierpinski dunking cookie
(+4, -2) Simon Cowl
(+7) Single-use eggtimer
(+6, -3) Single-use home defence gun
(+11)(+11) Single-use paper parachute
(+8)(+8) Single-use reverse osmosis urine to water converter
(+18)(+18) Single use self-destructing toaster
(+6, -3) Six impossible things before breakfast.
(+3, -2) Small Enterprise Test
(+5, -2) Smart Blood
(+3) Smart mains outlet with USB, remote control and networking
(-1) Smartphone case with automatic screen cleaner
(+2) Smartphone "Third Eye"
(+7, -1) Smelling aid
(+6, -2) SmellJet Printer
(+1, -3) Smoke catcher
(+3, -1) Snow Frisbee mould
(-1) Socially-responsible FPS game
(-1) Solar powered triple expansion combined power and heat system
(+1) Sound-triggered window closer
(+3) South Georgian Gitmo
(+3) Specialized tandem roadway repair vehicles
(+17)(+17) Sphinx toilet paper holder
(+2, -1) Sphygmomanometer collar
(+5) Spider Bagpipes
(+1) Spiral stairwell
(+6) Spoof Museums
(+3) Spray-on mouse mat
 Sprayable insecticide antidote
(+4) Squeaker switch
(+8)(+8) Squeaky hinge compound
(+8)(+8) St. Joan of Arc arc lamp
(+3) Sta(i)rgate
(+2) Stairgate to Heaven
(+18)(+18) Standard of Dying Index
(+37, -3)(+37, -3)(+37, -3) Standardised airline luggage
(+7) Standardised Disaster Alert Device
(+3) Standardised House Number Plates
(+3, -6) Statue of Libertarianism
(+5) Stealth Lawnmower
(+6, -1) Stealth Sky Lantern
(+3) Steam bomb
(+4) Steampunk Lime Light head lamp
(+6, -1) Sterile Sewage for Riot Control
 Stick-on cat flap
(+1, -2) Sticky note calendar
(+6, -2) Stilt Bus
(+5, -2) Stirling Engine Powered Composer
(+4, -1) Stochastic Cigarettes
 Stop teaching foreign languages
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Street lamp public power outlet.
 Street View Baseball Cap
(+10, -4) Study of Giant Squid by cloning
(+4) Submarine Sandwich
(+8, -1) Submarine shaped cephalopod treats
(+3) Subtitle justification committee
(+3) Sugar diversity training
(+1) Supermarket Glasses
(+1, -2) Supermarket steerable webcams
(+9)(+9) SurroundSound Anti-Mugging Jacket
(+1) Surveying digital camera
(+6, -1) Synthesised speech ringtone
(+5, -1) Synthetic Intelligence Campaign
(+3) Tablet touchscreen cleaning gloves
(+1) Tactile door entry system
(+15)(+15) Tantalus Toilet Paper Dispenser
(+2) TARDIS air travel
(+1) TCP/IP on toast
(-1) TCP - UUCP harmonisation
(+6, -3) Tea bag with milk
(+5) Teach English as a foreign language
(-2) Technology Coroner
(+2) Telechiric Pimple Prodder
 Temporary pop-up paper spider
(+2) Terror on Tatooine
(+6, -1) Tesla taser payback pack
(+2, -1) The 21st Century House
(+7) The Autocomplete Works of William Shakespeare
 The Bleeding Obvious
 The Canine Mutiny
(+15)(+15) The Fictional House Corporation
(+12)(+12) The Fold Of The House Of Escher
(+3, -1) The Garden Of Earthly Delights
(+5) The Ghoul with the Dagon tattoo
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) The green Bun of the little yellow Troll
(+2) The "Grimesby Roylott" SafeVarium
(+1) The Groundhog Channel
(+2) The Hand (and straight arm) Of Friendship
 The Holy Handbag(-renade) of Grantham
(+3, -5) The Immigration Game
(+19)(+19) The Importance Of Being Erwin
 The Italian Job
(+4, -1) "The Italian Job" Redux
(+3) The London Ear
(+4) The Maus Trapp
(+1) The Pink Planarians
(+6) The Pitcher Of Dorian Grey
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) The R-101
(+14)(+14) The Slapper
(+3, -4) The Stalliscope
(+2) The Thirty-Nine Stops
(+8, -1) The "Trollbusters" song
(+12)(+12) The Village People
(+3) Thermite Flask
(+6) Thermite popcorn
(+4) Thermostat heater
(+2) "Third Eye" flashing LED alarm
(-4) Time-lag satellite imaging
(+5) Time Police
(+23, -2)(+23, -2)(+23, -2) Tiny autonomous ironing steamroller
(+17)(+17) Tiny Hands
(+1) Titanium SCUBA armour
(+3, -2) Toddler assault course
(+8)(+8) Toenail glovebox
(+8, -4) Toilet roll printer
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Tom and Jerry: The Schrödinger Cut
(+7) Top deck bus cab
(+12)(+12) Tornado bathroom
(+2) Tornado research Nebelwerfer
(+9)(+9) Touchscreen Cleaner Booth
(+3) Traffic light barrier arms
(+1) Trailing reverse gear
(+2) Trainpool tickets
(+14, -3)(+14, -3) TrainTown
(+6) Treadmill checkouts
(+3) Troll Aid
(+8, -5) Trollfinder General
(+9, -2) Trump Hitler Law
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Trump Oddity
(+1, -5) Trump Test
(+2, -1) Trumpton II: The Quickening
(+4) Try This For Eyes
(+12)(+12) Turin Shroud Tea Towel
(+4, -2) Turing Test Speed Dating
(+20)(+20)(+20) "Turn indicating" blue lights for emergency service vehicles
(+9)(+9) Twin sensor webcam
(+6, -1) Two Pies
(+5, -3) Two storey bungalow
(+1) Two-way pneumatic sewers
(+8)(+8) U-Boat holiday cruise
(+2) UAV net
(+6) Uber-Macho Curry/Chilli
(+2) Ultimate Garlic Cheese
(+8)(+8) Ultraviolet food portion marking
(+11, -3)(+11, -3) UN - mandated weapons system preservation
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Undead Home Protection Kit
(+4) Underground torpedo
(+1) Underwater binocular webcam
 Underwater volleyball
(+6) Unfair Trade scheme
(+12)(+12) Unintended consequences sunset clauses
(+17)(+17) Unloseable gloves
(+5) Unmistakably macho tablet case
(+8)(+8) "Unnatural selection" fly lure-trap
(+2) UNOWNA
(+4, -3) Urine targeting laser
(+3, -1) USB Zip gun
(+2) Vacuum hairdryer
(+2) Vacuum mask
(+1) Vacuum transmission
(+7) Valet driving
(+9, -2) Vandal Sniper Magistrates
(+3) Variable height fence
(+3) Vealcro
(+1) Vehicle flipper ramp
(+22)(+22)(+22) Vending Machine Cup Printer
(+14, -10) Venus Cat Trap
(+6, -2) VernonBakery
(+8, -4) Vertically stacked fake continents.
(+8, -1) Vinegar recycling scheme
(+4) Virtual 3D pool
(+10)(+10) Visible units
(+2, -3) Voicemail forwarding as .WAV
(+6) Volcanology vehicle
(+11)(+11) Votes for the Dead
(+6) Vuvuzela hunts
(+8, -1) Waiting For Frodo
(+3, -2) Waiting For Geldof
(+8)(+8) "Wall of Death" Hajj
(+6, -2) "Wall of Death" Hamster Enclosure
(+9)(+9) "Wall of death" spinning tunnel
(+7) Wall Of Death toilet
(+1) Wall viewer
 Wart branding
(+4) Washday blues
(+4) Wasp sprayer drone
(+5, -1) Wasp Training
 Water-bath engine air prefilter
(+3) Water jet emergency brakes
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Water jet fly screen
(+2) Water jet recoilless rifle round.
(+2) Water-sensetive recyling bin closer
(+8)(+8) Weather Whitehouse
(+7, -2) Wheelie Coffin
(+4) wheresthatcop.com
 Wicker Man kit
(+8, -1) Windmill powered friction oven
(+9)(+9) Wine box backpack
(+3) Wine by the case
(+2) Word salad dressing
(+3) World Museum of the Very Big
 Wrongful conviction compensation refunding
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Your Name In Chickens
(+3) Zen Lawnmower
(+2) Zombie condiments
(+1) Zoombies
 

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