| | Scratch and sniff crotch decals | | grackle | | May 12 01 |
| | For the house-bound dog. |
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| | Morphing photos | | grackle | | May 12 01 |
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| | Hating Wall, Public | | deacon | | May 12 01 |
| | Get out your frustrations here, rather than on each other. |
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| | Wine Patch | | bobzaguy | | May 12 01 |
| | Stick it on to reduce/stop consumption |
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| | See through scalp | | grackle | | May 12 01 |
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| | Tape with no start | | grackle | | May 12 01 |
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| | Over-parking | | rayfo | | May 12 01 |
| | A simple deterrent? |
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| | Ambiguous Newscasts | | Dog Ed | | May 12 01 |
| | Ambiguous bulletins insure news agencies leave their options open |
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| | What do they mean? | | Snippity | | May 13 01 |
| | Find out what really happened |
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| | Wireless Ear Piece | | andrewggrant | | May 13 01 |
| | Get rid of the cable between the headset and the cell phone... |
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| | Theme for a book | | rayfo | | May 13 01 |
| | Suggestion to authors |
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| | Most Debated 10 | | nick_n_uit | | May 13 01 |
| | The 10 ideas which have gotten the most votes. |
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| | Rabbit eating daffodill | | fred the fairy | | May 13 01 |
| | Geneticly engineer a daffodill that will eat rabbits (rats, guinipigs, mice, william hauge and other vermin) |
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| | visible named anchors | | egnor | | May 14 01 |
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| | homemade coal | | slancaster | | May 14 01 |
| | where there's muck there's brass |
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| | Multiheaded CD-ROM | | st3f | | May 14 01 |
| | (or DVD-ROM or Hard Drive - take your pick) |
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| | Hand-Stamp Buffet | | cloaked!stoat | | May 14 01 |
| | All you can eat, all day. |
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| | Weekly Elections | | deacon | | May 14 01 |
| | We have the technology. We can rebuild the body politic. |
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| | TP odometer | | bobzaguy | | May 14 01 |
| | Set it and forget it! To know how many more sheet are left. |
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| | Voting Age: Zero | | deacon | | May 14 01 |
| | It can't get any more surreal than it already is. |
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| | Chair pants | | PotatoStew | | May 14 01 |
| | Handy for gardening and other chores |
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| | Graffiti Paint Can w/Spellcheck | | bobzaguy | | May 14 01 |
| | For graffiti artists who simply can't spell. |
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| | Pedant's Phone | | beauxeault | | May 14 01 |
| | Automatically makes the caller perfectly literate. |
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| | own2rent | | strider | | May 14 01 |
| | mortgage that acts like rent with tax advantage of ownership |
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| | AOL CD Launcher | | Half-baked D@nish | | May 14 01 |
| | No, not TOTALLY useless... |
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| | 360-degree vision | | Half-baked D@nish | | May 14 01 |
| | I am the All-Seeing. |
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| | Purpose designed raver shoes | | johnny_smooth | | May 15 01 |
| | Shoes that spurt powder when raving for ultimate dancing pleasure |
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| | domain shark | | egnor | | May 15 01 |
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| | Sipping, supping snorkel | | hello_c | | May 15 01 |
| | Have more fun underwater |
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| | Lunar Panel | | Bedford Van | | May 15 01 |
| | Power all night long! |
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| | Handbag skins | | angel | | May 15 01 |
| | Save time and space with modular handbags |
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| | heat conducting tie | | slancaster | | May 15 01 |
| | smart yet cool |
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| | smart casing | | gravelpit | | May 15 01 |
| | capitalisation feature for wordprocessing |
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| | UN Fortean Force | | Aristotle | | May 15 01 |
| | Any time, any place, any phenomena. |
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| | Douglas Adams Memorial | | Aristotle | | May 15 01 |
| | Reports of his death are no exaggeration |
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| | State-of-the-Union Address Pop-Ups | | deacon | | May 15 01 |
| | He meant "subliminal" |
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| | Series Seven: The Running Man | | deacon | | May 15 01 |
| | Go ahead, make my McVeigh |
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| | Earth rotation as renewable energy source | | globaltourniquet | | May 15 01 |
| | It's just spinning around, let's harness that inertia |
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| | Home flush indicator | | Amishman35 | | May 15 01 |
| | Set an event to happen when you flush the toilet. |
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| | Public Vomit Chamber | | benfrost | | May 16 01 |
| | Mens and Ladies Vomiting Rooms |
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| | p2p dvd | | strider | | May 16 01 |
| | netflix w/o netflix |
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| | milk-filled cornflakes | | slancaster | | May 16 01 |
| | no bowl or spoon required |
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| | public-key velcro | | gravelpit | | May 16 01 |
| | tamperproof fastenings for kids clothing |
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| | vacuum-enhanced car | | slancaster | | May 16 01 |
| | speeds up your existing car by lowering the density of the air ahead |
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| | Time delay glue | | gardnose | | May 16 01 |
| | Glue that has a finite sticking time |
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| | Sharkskin car covering | | Nadir | | May 16 01 |
| | Increase fuel efficiency with rough bodywork |
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| | Promotional product | | rayfo | | May 16 01 |
| | A friction-fit can-cup ... KanKup |
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| | Weight Everyone's Vote Based on IQ | | deacon | | May 16 01 |
| | The geeks shall inherit the earth. |
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| | Centralized Cattle Mutilation Corral | | deacon | | May 16 01 |
| | Let them have the lesser cuts of beef and leave us with the USDA Prime. |
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| | sorbet song | | technobadger | | May 16 01 |
| | tune of sorbet |
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| | tamper-evident car | | gravelpit | | May 16 01 |
| | windscreen advises that a car is stolen |
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| | Sharkball | | globaltourniquet | | May 16 01 |
| | A Shark-feeding sport |
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| | Mutant Memes | | dgeiser13 | | May 16 01 |
| | Your base ARE belong to us...Goodbye! |
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| | Replace fluorescent tubes in bathrooms with 40 watt blacklights. | | Amishman35 | | May 16 01 |
| | See if there is urine where you are standing/sitting. |
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| | Collision Handshake Recorder | | ejs | | May 16 01 |
| | No more hit-and-runs! |
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| | SCP Additive | | reensure | | May 17 01 |
| | Snap, Crackle, Pop Additive---Sprinkle like sugar to make every cereal or even boiled rice sound like those three little guys. |
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| | Lethargic Power Generator | | Dog Ed | | May 17 01 |
| | Generate a bit of electric power from diurnal temperature changes |
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| | Nude Supermarket | | mrnesbit | | May 17 01 |
| | Everything is half off! |
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| | Weight-based Voting | | Aristotle | | May 17 01 |
| | It's time for heavy weight politics to waddle in. |
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| | dog-time watch | | slancaster | | May 17 01 |
| | man hours are just so passe |
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| | Games for normal telephones | | gardnose | | May 17 01 |
| | Mobile phones have games - why not standard phones? |
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| | Super absorbant cleaning cloths | | placebo | | May 17 01 |
| | Using female sanitary technology to make better kitchen cleaning cloths |
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| | phone pals | | slancaster | | May 17 01 |
| | foreign language speakers on tap |
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| | Animal Marinade Feed | | ilawrow | | May 17 01 |
| | Internally marinades animals while they feed |
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| | Talking Remote Control | | jalsak | | May 17 01 |
| | Speak to TV and change a channel. |
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| | Cloud yoghurt | | gardnose | | May 17 01 |
| | Seed clouds with yoghurt producing bacteria |
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| | Follow Me Sheep! | | Bedford Van | | May 17 01 |
| | No more "One man and his Dog" |
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| | beer machine | | toomuchmike | | May 17 01 |
| | A vending machine, but with beer |
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| | Equine Heart Rate Monitor | | Susen | | May 17 01 |
| | monitor the horse's heartrate while they swim |
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| | exercise incentive device | | jhobbs | | May 17 01 |
| | video/data cables activated by exercise |
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| | Defenestrator | | jhobbs | | May 17 01 |
| | throws people out windows |
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| | Good Ol' Piracy | | Yoji | | May 17 01 |
| | "Black Gold"- The new piracy |
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| | Poop bomb | | mrnesbit | | May 18 01 |
| | War stinks! |
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| | New American Currency | | jland | | May 18 01 |
| | 1 dollar = 1,000,000 sperm |
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| | Tofu Sex Aids | | benfrost | | May 18 01 |
| | Discover the Wonders of Vegetarian Self Stimulation |
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| | Recycling | | rayfo | | May 18 01 |
| | Sink-grinders compulsory? |
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| | Heavy Braking Radio Transmitter | | st3f | | May 18 01 |
| | helps reduce rear-end collisions |
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| | Tofurniture | | benfrost | | May 18 01 |
| | A Shop That Sells Furniture Made of Tofu |
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| | RoboPope | | thumbwax | | May 18 01 |
| | Pope Robot |
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| | natural breast enlargements | | lewisgirl | | May 18 01 |
| | Think liposuction, skin grafts and dialysis... |
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| | divorce-proof house | | slancaster | | May 18 01 |
| | I'll 'ave 'alf |
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| | Typing while not typing | | gardnose | | May 18 01 |
| | Play sounds on your computer of somebody typing. |
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| | Business cards | | rayfo | | May 18 01 |
| | Scanning'em in |
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| | "Drink me" mug | | Nadir | | May 18 01 |
| | The tea/coffee cup that tells you when the ideal temperature is reached |
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| | A funeral earn | | rayfo | | May 18 01 |
| | What happens in the crematorium? |
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| | Cellphone towers | | rayfo | | May 18 01 |
| | Hiding them |
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| | Dead Pool | | thumbwax | | May 18 01 |
| | Wager on date / time etc. of unscheduled execution of Prisoner |
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| | Space Cable Transport | | thumbwax | | May 18 01 |
| | Giant Spool of Cable Blasted into Space, Lands on Moon |
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| | Font | | [ sctld ] | | May 18 01 |
| | I like the Trebuchet Font, but... |
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| | Perfume | | rayfo | | May 19 01 |
| | "Where'er you walk". |
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| | Halfopoly | | [ sctld ] | | May 19 01 |
| | Halfbakery-branded Monopoly |
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| | Magnetic Generator | | ironfroggy | | May 19 01 |
| | Near perpetual motion generator! |
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| | Full EM-Panels | | ironfroggy | | May 19 01 |
| | Generate electicity from any frequency on the EM scale |
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| | Quake 3 porn | | gravelpit | | May 19 01 |
| | make love not war |
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| | Karma Expediters, Inc. | | globaltourniquet | | May 19 01 |
| | Frustrated with the lack of alacrity from natural karma? We can help. |
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| | Porn University | | mrnesbit | | May 19 01 |
| | Where you'd be proud to send your kid |
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| | baguette machine | | ldb | | May 20 01 |
| | Neverending baguette machine- fresh bread whenever you want. |
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| | Durian Decals | | grackle | | May 20 01 |
| | Decals of the scratch and sniff variety |
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| | Photocopying | | rayfo | | May 20 01 |
| | Reducing the cost of photocopying |
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| | Missing attachment reminder | | niall | | May 20 01 |
| | Reminder that you forgot the email attachment before sending. |
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