| | Human trap | | benfrost | | Mar 19 01 |
| | multi purpose human disposal |
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| | Empty Paper Tray Shutdown | | DrBob | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Stops annoying people from wandering off and leaving the printer paper tray empty. |
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| | MAD Fold-In Billboard | | Wes | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Just like in the back of the mag, but 100x bigger |
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| | next generation mobile phones | | djwilson | | Mar 19 01 |
| | proposed use for next generation mobile phones |
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| | SweetDreams availale in prescription only | | julien | | Mar 19 01 |
| | It's like Prozac for your subconscious |
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| | Cigarette Variety Multi-Pack | | dja | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Carton of assorted Cigarettes. |
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| | Bumper Airbags | | Skybird | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Prevent death from rear-ending |
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| | ventilation | | dansroka | | Mar 19 01 |
| | automatic ventilation system for cars |
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| | harmless nicotine? | | evanescent | | Mar 20 01 |
| | a safer cigarette, for real this time. |
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| | In-Tow Indicator | | absterge | | Mar 20 01 |
| | "I'm following him; thank you for not cutting in" |
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| | Low-Pattern-Day | | mcdonald107 | | Mar 20 01 |
| | One day a year, nothing may fly higher than 300 feet. |
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| | Punk Landscaping | | beauxeault | | Mar 20 01 |
| | retro chic lawn decor |
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| | cheese cigar | | technobadger | | Mar 20 01 |
| | cheese cigar |
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| | Hands-free, no tangle leash | | PotatoStew | | Mar 21 01 |
| | No tripping on the leash, and no need to hold onto it |
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| | Multistrength Cigarette Kit | | tempt | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Gradient power in tobacco products |
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| | Schwagmaster: the game | | rmutt | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Grab that schwag with both hands and make a dash. |
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| | Bottomless Coffee | | benfrost | | Mar 21 01 |
| | A hilarious trick |
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| | Pit Fighter Tycoon | | phonuz | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Be the Don King of underground Pit Fights! |
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| | epithetical telephone | | grom | | Mar 21 01 |
| | A telephone which records the next phrase after hangup |
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| | Visit your trash | | gd | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Visit your trash |
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| | SETI@home virus | | g | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Convince millions that alien civilization has been detected |
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| | auction arbitration | | g | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Save time and stress by short-circuiting unwanted auctions |
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| | DialPad Random Dialer | | pnewp | | Mar 21 01 |
| | I would have more fun with it if they would do this... |
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| | butt tree | | bacobit | | Mar 21 01 |
| | smoke old butts without the fear of cooties |
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| | V8 flat sided can | | bacobit | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Fits nicely against the back of the fridge, where it goes bad |
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| | regenerative foot braking | | moonmoose | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Like an electric hybrid car...for your feet |
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| | new genders | | moonmoose | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Abolish the two available genders and create new ones |
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| | Parking Spot Indicator Light | | GusLacerda | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Light indicates whether spot is available |
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| | Diet King | | benfrost | | Mar 22 01 |
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| | Theater of the Absurd | | mr shrum | | Mar 22 01 |
| | wandering troupe of actors staging practical jokes and such, in real life. |
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| | EZ-LandMine | | riposte | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Biodegradable Landmine |
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| | Nano-magnets | | absterge | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Not the mythical little automatons, just plain ol' magnets, really small. |
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| | Striped Fish Randomizer | | riposte | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Nature's Barcode |
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| | IronoGraph | | riposte | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Avoiding World War III through careful hand gestures |
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| | sideways mohawk (for who're thinning at the top) | | procrastinator | | Mar 22 01 |
| | take advantage of thinning hair and make it a fashion statement. |
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| | White Ink | | LittleBitONothing | | Mar 22 01 |
| | semi half-baked (quater baked?) |
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| | rear steer | | rmel | | Mar 22 01 |
| | front wheels steer but rear wheels just get draggged |
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| | Deep Vein Thrombosis | | kpnuts | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Prevention of DVT on long haul flights - use excercise machines |
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| | wireless contextualizer | | moonmoose | | Mar 23 01 |
| | explain the joke _before_ you tell it |
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| | CF Book Publishing | | gnormal | | Mar 23 01 |
| | everyone submits a piece online. when it's full, it prints. |
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| | CrematoGraph | | riposte | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Combining individuality and bereavement... |
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| | Purchasable Food Stamps | | mwburden | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Finally, you can give a handout without worry |
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| | Ecilopolice | | riposte | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Palindromic names for Emergency Services |
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| | Change Lane order | | timothy | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Safer roads by altering lane order |
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| | Tangents | | benfrost | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Documentary Show with no specific thread |
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| | teleconferencing | | jaiwahbi | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Starfish teleconferencing appliance |
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| | compost | | grumpy | | Mar 23 01 |
| | make fertiliser to re use peat based compost |
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| | Hostage! | | Rachelf | | Mar 23 01 |
| | be the last hostage alive and win $1,000,000! |
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| | unheadlight | | gd | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Headlight shields as highway dividers |
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| | Carpet-friendly Cat Food | | whoopty | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Cat food in colors that match your carpets |
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| | Drug war D-day | | hippy crusher | | Mar 24 01 |
| | The drug war meets russian roulet. |
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| | Registered Shaman | | Aristotle | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Shamans with priviledges and disadvantages |
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| | Taps in cars | | charlie-c | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Having a tap in you car |
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| | Look Ahead Spell Checker | | blahginger | | Mar 24 01 |
| | To help catch misplaced spaces |
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| | surreal clock radio | | moonmoose | | Mar 24 01 |
| | wake up to what might or might not be happening |
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| | URL Typo Corrector | | pnewp | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Browser which corrects some simple mistypings. |
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| | Human Powered Car | | mboxwell | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Pedal Powered Car |
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| | Curi-Ou's | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 24 01 |
| | The mystery breakfast cereal |
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| | Basic income | | potty | | Mar 24 01 |
| | do away with benefits |
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| | scratch cards | | unclean | | Mar 24 01 |
| | buy card from local shop then purchase goods online |
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| | Speeding Permits | | drdre | | Mar 25 01 |
| | Permits to allow speeding, w/ flashing lights |
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| | soberphone | | djymm | | Mar 25 01 |
| | a telephone with attached breathalyzer. |
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| | fibre optics | | pete anderson | | Mar 25 01 |
| | Fiber optic functions on bicycle |
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| | real play money | | egnor | | Mar 25 01 |
| | Put hyperinflation to work. |
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| | secret ballot | | td | | Mar 25 01 |
| | The Halfbaker should not know how we voted. |
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| | Refund for surplus rights | | lubbit | | Mar 25 01 |
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| | Klein Bottle Socks | | td | | Mar 26 01 |
| | You *can't* put them on inside out. |
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| | Duster Baby Clothes | | blahginger | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Baby Clothes made to pick up dust |
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| | Secretly-transparent Clothing | | VeXaR | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Clothing that appears invisible using certain glasses |
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| | Real-life Avatars | | VeXaR | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Internet-enabled goggles overlaying graphics on top of people |
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| | Digital Pigment Assistant | | riposte | | Mar 26 01 |
| | A water-resistant diary |
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| | External Device Sticklebricks | | DiSCo | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Stickle-brick computer hardware together |
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| | Disposable Cars | | absterge | | Mar 26 01 |
| | at ~$3K, good for 10K miles |
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| | IKEA Porn Caravan(TM) | | KB2 | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Spin-off business plan, monopolising on the "bored dutiful husband" market. |
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| | smarter alarm clock | | antoniebrentano | | Mar 26 01 |
| | ... because the dot isn't enough |
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| | upside-down stands | | antoniebrentano | | Mar 26 01 |
| | for that slow moving and sticky food in jars |
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| | Buy A Government | | rcornell | | Mar 26 01 |
| | To resurrect the plight of the Third World, put it up for sale. |
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| | will to portal | | djymm | | Mar 27 01 |
| | bottom-hinged doors for maximum drama |
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| | shotfridge | | djymm | | Mar 27 01 |
| | a cold shot dispenser right next to the ice machine |
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| | Urinal Landing System | | riposte | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Guidance when you need it most... |
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| | Children's Cattle Grid | | riposte | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Prioritising adult traffic... |
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| | Custard-Filled Speed Bumps | | riposte | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Tastier Traffic-Calming |
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| | Car-cam | | davee | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Cheaper insurance for all |
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| | Pocket Y-fronts | | bps | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Y-fronts with unique "double pocket" inlays for discreet privacy. |
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| | Peeps S'Mores | | sfenwick | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Shove a little Peeps (TM) marshmallow birdie onto a skewer then into the fire! Add chocolcate, graham crackers, and voila! |
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| | Digi Cam/Scan | | GusLacerda | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Instead of a using a scanner, set up a digital camera on a tripod. |
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| | scrolling bathroom floor | | moonmoose | | Mar 28 01 |
| | a Urinal Landing System alternative |
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| | Small Country Syndicates | | Aristotle | | Mar 28 01 |
| | A Way to Help Small Countries Survive |
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| | More Ethical Meats | | sirrobin | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Serving what could eat you. |
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| | Nanotech hair dye | | acb | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Colour-cycling nanobots embedded in hair shaft |
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| | 303 acid ring tones | | acb | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Mobile phones with a 303-based sound generator onboard. |
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| | LSD for the homeless | | acb | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Enough LSD to get them committed and into shelter |
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| | Self-Sustaining Royal Family | | acb | | Mar 28 01 |
| | How to make the British royal family pay its own way |
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| | seasonal webcam | | egnor | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Swap days for hours. |
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| | Nutritious Nappies | | marmite | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Used nappies provide irrigation to the drought-stricken regions |
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| | Alan Tracy is a Wimp | | DrBob | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Tin-Tin Should Dump him and set up home with Parker. |
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| | Close-Hulled Ships | | Yoji | | Mar 29 01 |
| | Decent Spacecraft |
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| | Fluorescent window | | PotatoStew | | Mar 29 01 |
| | I'm not sure why... |
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| | Goose Down Underwear | | benfrost | | Mar 29 01 |
| | MMmmm soft AND sexy |
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| | TCP/IP over MIDI | | acb | | Mar 29 01 |
| | A means for tunneling TCP/IP over MIDI interfaces |
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