| Purpose designed raver shoes | | johnny_smooth | | May 15 01 |
| Shoes that spurt powder when raving for ultimate dancing pleasure |
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| domain shark | | egnor | | May 15 01 |
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| Sipping, supping snorkel | | hello_c | | May 15 01 |
| Have more fun underwater |
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| Lunar Panel | | Bedford Van | | May 15 01 |
| Power all night long! |
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| Handbag skins | | angel | | May 15 01 |
| Save time and space with modular handbags |
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| heat conducting tie | | slancaster | | May 15 01 |
| smart yet cool |
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| smart casing | | gravelpit | | May 15 01 |
| capitalisation feature for wordprocessing |
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| UN Fortean Force | | Aristotle | | May 15 01 |
| Any time, any place, any phenomena. |
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| Douglas Adams Memorial | | Aristotle | | May 15 01 |
| Reports of his death are no exaggeration |
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| State-of-the-Union Address Pop-Ups | | deacon | | May 15 01 |
| He meant "subliminal" |
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| Series Seven: The Running Man | | deacon | | May 15 01 |
| Go ahead, make my McVeigh |
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| Earth rotation as renewable energy source | | globaltourniquet | | May 15 01 |
| It's just spinning around, let's harness that inertia |
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| Home flush indicator | | Amishman35 | | May 15 01 |
| Set an event to happen when you flush the toilet. |
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| Public Vomit Chamber | | benfrost | | May 16 01 |
| Mens and Ladies Vomiting Rooms |
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| p2p dvd | | strider | | May 16 01 |
| netflix w/o netflix |
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| milk-filled cornflakes | | slancaster | | May 16 01 |
| no bowl or spoon required |
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| public-key velcro | | gravelpit | | May 16 01 |
| tamperproof fastenings for kids clothing |
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| vacuum-enhanced car | | slancaster | | May 16 01 |
| speeds up your existing car by lowering the density of the air ahead |
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| Time delay glue | | gardnose | | May 16 01 |
| Glue that has a finite sticking time |
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| Sharkskin car covering | | Nadir | | May 16 01 |
| Increase fuel efficiency with rough bodywork |
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| Promotional product | | rayfo | | May 16 01 |
| A friction-fit can-cup ... KanKup |
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| Weight Everyone's Vote Based on IQ | | deacon | | May 16 01 |
| The geeks shall inherit the earth. |
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| Centralized Cattle Mutilation Corral | | deacon | | May 16 01 |
| Let them have the lesser cuts of beef and leave us with the USDA Prime. |
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| sorbet song | | technobadger | | May 16 01 |
| tune of sorbet |
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| tamper-evident car | | gravelpit | | May 16 01 |
| windscreen advises that a car is stolen |
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| Sharkball | | globaltourniquet | | May 16 01 |
| A Shark-feeding sport |
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| Mutant Memes | | dgeiser13 | | May 16 01 |
| Your base ARE belong to us...Goodbye! |
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| Replace fluorescent tubes in bathrooms with 40 watt blacklights. | | Amishman35 | | May 16 01 |
| See if there is urine where you are standing/sitting. |
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| Collision Handshake Recorder | | ejs | | May 16 01 |
| No more hit-and-runs! |
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| SCP Additive | | reensure | | May 17 01 |
| Snap, Crackle, Pop Additive---Sprinkle like sugar to make every cereal or even boiled rice sound like those three little guys. |
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| Lethargic Power Generator | | Dog Ed | | May 17 01 |
| Generate a bit of electric power from diurnal temperature changes |
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| Nude Supermarket | | mrnesbit | | May 17 01 |
| Everything is half off! |
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| Weight-based Voting | | Aristotle | | May 17 01 |
| It's time for heavy weight politics to waddle in. |
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| dog-time watch | | slancaster | | May 17 01 |
| man hours are just so passe |
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| Games for normal telephones | | gardnose | | May 17 01 |
| Mobile phones have games - why not standard phones? |
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| Super absorbant cleaning cloths | | placebo | | May 17 01 |
| Using female sanitary technology to make better kitchen cleaning cloths |
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| phone pals | | slancaster | | May 17 01 |
| foreign language speakers on tap |
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| Animal Marinade Feed | | ilawrow | | May 17 01 |
| Internally marinades animals while they feed |
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| Talking Remote Control | | jalsak | | May 17 01 |
| Speak to TV and change a channel. |
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| Cloud yoghurt | | gardnose | | May 17 01 |
| Seed clouds with yoghurt producing bacteria |
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| Follow Me Sheep! | | Bedford Van | | May 17 01 |
| No more "One man and his Dog" |
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| beer machine | | toomuchmike | | May 17 01 |
| A vending machine, but with beer |
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| Equine Heart Rate Monitor | | Susen | | May 17 01 |
| monitor the horse's heartrate while they swim |
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| exercise incentive device | | jhobbs | | May 17 01 |
| video/data cables activated by exercise |
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| Defenestrator | | jhobbs | | May 17 01 |
| throws people out windows |
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| Good Ol' Piracy | | Yoji | | May 17 01 |
| "Black Gold"- The new piracy |
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| Poop bomb | | mrnesbit | | May 18 01 |
| War stinks! |
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| New American Currency | | jland | | May 18 01 |
| 1 dollar = 1,000,000 sperm |
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| Tofu Sex Aids | | benfrost | | May 18 01 |
| Discover the Wonders of Vegetarian Self Stimulation |
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| Recycling | | rayfo | | May 18 01 |
| Sink-grinders compulsory? |
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| Heavy Braking Radio Transmitter | | st3f | | May 18 01 |
| helps reduce rear-end collisions |
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| Tofurniture | | benfrost | | May 18 01 |
| A Shop That Sells Furniture Made of Tofu |
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| RoboPope | | thumbwax | | May 18 01 |
| Pope Robot |
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| natural breast enlargements | | lewisgirl | | May 18 01 |
| Think liposuction, skin grafts and dialysis... |
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| divorce-proof house | | slancaster | | May 18 01 |
| I'll 'ave 'alf |
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| Typing while not typing | | gardnose | | May 18 01 |
| Play sounds on your computer of somebody typing. |
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| Business cards | | rayfo | | May 18 01 |
| Scanning'em in |
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| "Drink me" mug | | Nadir | | May 18 01 |
| The tea/coffee cup that tells you when the ideal temperature is reached |
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| A funeral earn | | rayfo | | May 18 01 |
| What happens in the crematorium? |
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| Cellphone towers | | rayfo | | May 18 01 |
| Hiding them |
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| Dead Pool | | thumbwax | | May 18 01 |
| Wager on date / time etc. of unscheduled execution of Prisoner |
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| Space Cable Transport | | thumbwax | | May 18 01 |
| Giant Spool of Cable Blasted into Space, Lands on Moon |
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| Font | | [ sctld ] | | May 18 01 |
| I like the Trebuchet Font, but... |
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| Perfume | | rayfo | | May 19 01 |
| "Where'er you walk". |
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| Halfopoly | | [ sctld ] | | May 19 01 |
| Halfbakery-branded Monopoly |
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| Magnetic Generator | | ironfroggy | | May 19 01 |
| Near perpetual motion generator! |
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| Full EM-Panels | | ironfroggy | | May 19 01 |
| Generate electicity from any frequency on the EM scale |
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| Quake 3 porn | | gravelpit | | May 19 01 |
| make love not war |
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| Karma Expediters, Inc. | | globaltourniquet | | May 19 01 |
| Frustrated with the lack of alacrity from natural karma? We can help. |
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| Porn University | | mrnesbit | | May 19 01 |
| Where you'd be proud to send your kid |
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| baguette machine | | ldb | | May 20 01 |
| Neverending baguette machine- fresh bread whenever you want. |
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| Durian Decals | | grackle | | May 20 01 |
| Decals of the scratch and sniff variety |
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| Photocopying | | rayfo | | May 20 01 |
| Reducing the cost of photocopying |
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| Missing attachment reminder | | niall | | May 20 01 |
| Reminder that you forgot the email attachment before sending. |
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| Skateboard | | rayfo | | May 20 01 |
| Skateboards for oldies |
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| Retracting Speed Bumps | | toomuchmike | | May 20 01 |
| Ever been in an ambulance and in a hurry? |
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| Celebrity Browser History | | hippo | | May 21 01 |
| Daytime television show |
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| Treehouse Town | | hippo | | May 21 01 |
| A town built entirely out of treehouses |
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| migrating fruit | | slancaster | | May 21 01 |
| tropical fruit direct from the trees |
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| National Slotterly | | Spidergoat | | May 21 01 |
| An exciting new way to pick lottery numbers |
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| Biscuit crutons | | Spidergoat | | May 21 01 |
| Tea with biscuit crutons |
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| PKZip E-Mail Files | | CasaLoco | | May 21 01 |
| Build Winzip compression into e-mail apps |
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| Orbital Politicians | | Siz | | May 21 01 |
| Upon electing the country's premier - immediately launch him/her + cabinet into space |
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| Identifier Gun | | jurgen | | May 21 01 |
| Mark & Identify Items with Unique Codes |
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| The HB "ConvictedKillerContest" Filter | | globaltourniquet | | May 21 01 |
| Prevent them preemptively |
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| Song and dance | | rayfo | | May 21 01 |
| So old it could be new in schools |
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| Stroller speed governer | | ejs | | May 21 01 |
| Prevent runaway child conveyances. |
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| New Year's Party Limbo/Eliminate Leap Years | | ejs | | May 21 01 |
| Forget Feb. 29! Use that time to PARTY! |
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| Gyroscopic Drill | | ejs | | May 22 01 |
| Spirit levels are not enough |
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| AppsPort | | nick_n_uit | | May 22 01 |
| a new use for MS Passport |
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| Virtual Road Test | | bluerover | | May 22 01 |
| Testing on license renewal |
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| The Mumble-Shits | | benfrost | | May 22 01 |
| Homeless boy/girl band |
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| Amateur's Plastic | | dsm | | May 22 01 |
| Epoxy-like mixing of materials to produce usable plastic |
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| Subscription Underwear | | snarfyguy | | May 22 01 |
| Underwear, socks by subscription |
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| Holonomic Cars | | ejs | | May 22 01 |
| Parallel parking? Three point turns? Backing out of the garage? NO MORE! |
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| Underground 1st Class Compartments | | littlechef | | May 22 01 |
| You Pays More, You Gets Better Service |
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| Lego PDA | | ejs | | May 22 01 |
| Handspring + Cell phone + Lego = Last PDA you'll ever need |
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| self-extinguishing candle | | juliec2 | | May 23 01 |
| candle wick alternates between combustible and non-combustible material |
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| Pop-Up Severe Tire Damage Spikes for Red Light Runners | | ejs | | May 23 01 |
| You don't look like you're in such a hurry now, Mr. Signals-Don't-Apply-To-Me. |
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| Water-Flavored Chewing Gum | | boistmeef | | May 23 01 |
| All the goodness of water in an easy-to-chew form! |
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