Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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 Purpose designed raver shoes  johnny_smooth  May 15 01 
 Shoes that spurt powder when raving for ultimate dancing pleasure 
 
 domain shark  egnor  May 15 01 
  
 
 Sipping, supping snorkel  hello_c  May 15 01 
 Have more fun underwater 
 
 Lunar Panel  Bedford Van  May 15 01 
 Power all night long! 
 
 Handbag skins  angel  May 15 01 
 Save time and space with modular handbags 
 
 heat conducting tie  slancaster  May 15 01 
 smart yet cool 
 
 smart casing  gravelpit  May 15 01 
 capitalisation feature for wordprocessing 
 
 UN Fortean Force  Aristotle  May 15 01 
 Any time, any place, any phenomena. 
 
 Douglas Adams Memorial  Aristotle  May 15 01 
 Reports of his death are no exaggeration 
 
 State-of-the-Union Address Pop-Ups  deacon  May 15 01 
 He meant "subliminal" 
 
 Series Seven: The Running Man  deacon  May 15 01 
 Go ahead, make my McVeigh 
 
 Earth rotation as renewable energy source  globaltourniquet  May 15 01 
 It's just spinning around, let's harness that inertia 
 
 Home flush indicator  Amishman35  May 15 01 
 Set an event to happen when you flush the toilet. 
 
 Public Vomit Chamber  benfrost  May 16 01 
 Mens and Ladies Vomiting Rooms 
 
 p2p dvd  strider  May 16 01 
 netflix w/o netflix 
 
 milk-filled cornflakes  slancaster  May 16 01 
 no bowl or spoon required 
 
 public-key velcro  gravelpit  May 16 01 
 tamperproof fastenings for kids clothing 
 
 vacuum-enhanced car  slancaster  May 16 01 
 speeds up your existing car by lowering the density of the air ahead 
 
 Time delay glue  gardnose  May 16 01 
 Glue that has a finite sticking time 
 
 Sharkskin car covering  Nadir  May 16 01 
 Increase fuel efficiency with rough bodywork 
 
 Promotional product  rayfo  May 16 01 
 A friction-fit can-cup ... KanKup 
 
 Weight Everyone's Vote Based on IQ  deacon  May 16 01 
 The geeks shall inherit the earth. 
 
 Centralized Cattle Mutilation Corral  deacon  May 16 01 
 Let them have the lesser cuts of beef and leave us with the USDA Prime. 
 
 sorbet song  technobadger  May 16 01 
 tune of sorbet 
 
 tamper-evident car  gravelpit  May 16 01 
 windscreen advises that a car is stolen 
 
 Sharkball  globaltourniquet  May 16 01 
 A Shark-feeding sport 
 
 Mutant Memes  dgeiser13  May 16 01 
 Your base ARE belong to us...Goodbye! 
 
 Replace fluorescent tubes in bathrooms with 40 watt blacklights.  Amishman35  May 16 01 
 See if there is urine where you are standing/sitting. 
 
 Collision Handshake Recorder  ejs  May 16 01 
 No more hit-and-runs! 
 
 SCP Additive  reensure  May 17 01 
 Snap, Crackle, Pop Additive---Sprinkle like sugar to make every cereal or even boiled rice sound like those three little guys. 
 
 Lethargic Power Generator  Dog Ed  May 17 01 
 Generate a bit of electric power from diurnal temperature changes 
 
 Nude Supermarket  mrnesbit  May 17 01 
 Everything is half off! 
 
 Weight-based Voting  Aristotle  May 17 01 
 It's time for heavy weight politics to waddle in. 
 
 dog-time watch  slancaster  May 17 01 
 man hours are just so passe 
 
 Games for normal telephones  gardnose  May 17 01 
 Mobile phones have games - why not standard phones? 
 
 Super absorbant cleaning cloths  placebo  May 17 01 
 Using female sanitary technology to make better kitchen cleaning cloths 
 
 phone pals  slancaster  May 17 01 
 foreign language speakers on tap 
 
 Animal Marinade Feed  ilawrow  May 17 01 
 Internally marinades animals while they feed 
 
 Talking Remote Control  jalsak  May 17 01 
 Speak to TV and change a channel. 
 
 Cloud yoghurt  gardnose  May 17 01 
 Seed clouds with yoghurt producing bacteria 
 
 Follow Me Sheep!  Bedford Van  May 17 01 
 No more "One man and his Dog" 
 
 beer machine  toomuchmike  May 17 01 
 A vending machine, but with beer 
 
 Equine Heart Rate Monitor  Susen  May 17 01 
 monitor the horse's heartrate while they swim 
 
 exercise incentive device  jhobbs  May 17 01 
 video/data cables activated by exercise 
 
 Defenestrator  jhobbs  May 17 01 
 throws people out windows 
 
 Good Ol' Piracy  Yoji  May 17 01 
 "Black Gold"- The new piracy 
 
 Poop bomb  mrnesbit  May 18 01 
 War stinks! 
 
 New American Currency  jland  May 18 01 
 1 dollar = 1,000,000 sperm 
 
 Tofu Sex Aids  benfrost  May 18 01 
 Discover the Wonders of Vegetarian Self Stimulation 
 
 Recycling  rayfo  May 18 01 
 Sink-grinders compulsory? 
 
 Heavy Braking Radio Transmitter  st3f  May 18 01 
 helps reduce rear-end collisions 
 
 Tofurniture  benfrost  May 18 01 
 A Shop That Sells Furniture Made of Tofu 
 
 RoboPope  thumbwax  May 18 01 
 Pope Robot 
 
 natural breast enlargements  lewisgirl  May 18 01 
 Think liposuction, skin grafts and dialysis... 
 
 divorce-proof house  slancaster  May 18 01 
 I'll 'ave 'alf 
 
 Typing while not typing  gardnose  May 18 01 
 Play sounds on your computer of somebody typing. 
 
 Business cards  rayfo  May 18 01 
 Scanning'em in 
 
 "Drink me" mug  Nadir  May 18 01 
 The tea/coffee cup that tells you when the ideal temperature is reached 
 
 A funeral earn  rayfo  May 18 01 
 What happens in the crematorium? 
 
 Cellphone towers  rayfo  May 18 01 
 Hiding them 
 
 Dead Pool  thumbwax  May 18 01 
 Wager on date / time etc. of unscheduled execution of Prisoner 
 
 Space Cable Transport  thumbwax  May 18 01 
 Giant Spool of Cable Blasted into Space, Lands on Moon 
 
 Font  [ sctld ]  May 18 01 
 I like the Trebuchet Font, but... 
 
 Perfume  rayfo  May 19 01 
 "Where'er you walk". 
 
 Halfopoly  [ sctld ]  May 19 01 
 Halfbakery-branded Monopoly 
 
 Magnetic Generator  ironfroggy  May 19 01 
 Near perpetual motion generator! 
 
 Full EM-Panels  ironfroggy  May 19 01 
 Generate electicity from any frequency on the EM scale 
 
 Quake 3 porn  gravelpit  May 19 01 
 make love not war 
 
 Karma Expediters, Inc.  globaltourniquet  May 19 01 
 Frustrated with the lack of alacrity from natural karma? We can help. 
 
 Porn University  mrnesbit  May 19 01 
 Where you'd be proud to send your kid 
 
 baguette machine  ldb  May 20 01 
 Neverending baguette machine- fresh bread whenever you want. 
 
 Durian Decals  grackle  May 20 01 
 Decals of the scratch and sniff variety 
 
 Photocopying  rayfo  May 20 01 
 Reducing the cost of photocopying 
 
 Missing attachment reminder  niall  May 20 01 
 Reminder that you forgot the email attachment before sending. 
 
 Skateboard  rayfo  May 20 01 
 Skateboards for oldies 
 
 Retracting Speed Bumps  toomuchmike  May 20 01 
 Ever been in an ambulance and in a hurry? 
 
 Celebrity Browser History  hippo  May 21 01 
 Daytime television show 
 
 Treehouse Town  hippo  May 21 01 
 A town built entirely out of treehouses 
 
 migrating fruit  slancaster  May 21 01 
 tropical fruit direct from the trees 
 
 National Slotterly  Spidergoat  May 21 01 
 An exciting new way to pick lottery numbers 
 
 Biscuit crutons  Spidergoat  May 21 01 
 Tea with biscuit crutons 
 
 PKZip E-Mail Files  CasaLoco  May 21 01 
 Build Winzip compression into e-mail apps 
 
 Orbital Politicians  Siz  May 21 01 
 Upon electing the country's premier - immediately launch him/her + cabinet into space 
 
 Identifier Gun  jurgen  May 21 01 
 Mark & Identify Items with Unique Codes 
 
 The HB "ConvictedKillerContest" Filter  globaltourniquet  May 21 01 
 Prevent them preemptively 
 
 Song and dance  rayfo  May 21 01 
 So old it could be new in schools 
 
 Stroller speed governer  ejs  May 21 01 
 Prevent runaway child conveyances. 
 
 New Year's Party Limbo/Eliminate Leap Years  ejs  May 21 01 
 Forget Feb. 29! Use that time to PARTY! 
 
 Gyroscopic Drill  ejs  May 22 01 
 Spirit levels are not enough 
 
 AppsPort  nick_n_uit  May 22 01 
 a new use for MS Passport 
 
 Virtual Road Test  bluerover  May 22 01 
 Testing on license renewal 
 
 The Mumble-Shits  benfrost  May 22 01 
 Homeless boy/girl band 
 
 Amateur's Plastic  dsm  May 22 01 
 Epoxy-like mixing of materials to produce usable plastic 
 
 Subscription Underwear  snarfyguy  May 22 01 
 Underwear, socks by subscription 
 
 Holonomic Cars  ejs  May 22 01 
 Parallel parking? Three point turns? Backing out of the garage? NO MORE! 
 
 Underground 1st Class Compartments  littlechef  May 22 01 
 You Pays More, You Gets Better Service 
 
 Lego PDA  ejs  May 22 01 
 Handspring + Cell phone + Lego = Last PDA you'll ever need 
 
 self-extinguishing candle  juliec2  May 23 01 
 candle wick alternates between combustible and non-combustible material 
 
 Pop-Up Severe Tire Damage Spikes for Red Light Runners  ejs  May 23 01 
 You don't look like you're in such a hurry now, Mr. Signals-Don't-Apply-To-Me. 
 
 Water-Flavored Chewing Gum  boistmeef  May 23 01 
 All the goodness of water in an easy-to-chew form! 
 

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