| | oil drum cocaine smuggling | | 911 | | Jan 14 01 |
| | double walled oil drums facilitate discreet cocaine transport |
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| | Tiny-Bits | | tona | | Jan 14 01 |
| | miniature, scale model copies of everything we own |
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| | Football basketball | | 911 | | Jan 14 01 |
| | change the shape of the basketball to frustrate the players and amuse the audience |
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| | Anti-stress phone. | | Kettch | | Jan 14 01 |
| | Essential Office Equipment. Probably... |
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| | Smash-up Derby radio | | bilharzia | | Jan 14 01 |
| | A radio that comes apart and goes back together |
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| | Swiss Bank Credit Card | | blahginger | | Jan 14 01 |
| | A Self Verifying Credit Card |
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| | Counsel Swap Toss | | baf | | Jan 15 01 |
| | Flip a coin to see who gets which lawyer |
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| | foam rocket | | technobadger | | Jan 15 01 |
| | a rocket full of foam filler |
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| | Networked Cubicles | | Vecini | | Jan 15 01 |
| | Get the desktop off the desk, and have all computer nodes imbedded in cubicle walls. |
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| | Charge Drainer | | centauri | | Jan 15 01 |
| | Get the most out of batteries |
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| | Butter Machine | | Captain Stress | | Jan 15 01 |
| | You already make bread with a bread machine, but for complete independence you'll need one of these. |
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| | Popcorn Sieve Bowl | | centauri | | Jan 15 01 |
| | Drop unpopped kernals |
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| | Net Weight Home | | hippo | | Jan 16 01 |
| | Net change in weight of your stuff |
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| | Auditory Sensory Deprivation device | | dsm | | Jan 16 01 |
| | Hear the sound of nothingness. |
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| | voice-controlled golf balls | | bluefloyd | | Jan 17 01 |
| | A lot more fun than working on your swing! |
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| | weather machine II | | bluefloyd | | Jan 17 01 |
| | combination weather machine AND vegetable steamer |
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| | GPS Mall Car finder | | bluefloyd | | Jan 17 01 |
| | locate your car anywhere in the parking lot! |
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| | Marshall-stack wallpaper | | absterge | | Jan 17 01 |
| | Remember the sights and sounds of music's golden era |
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| | Garbage Disposal Interlock | | centauri | | Jan 17 01 |
| | Never mangle limb or utensil again. |
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| | Combine All Candy-Based Holidays | | dgeiser13 | | Jan 17 01 |
| | Has anyone but me noticed the influx of these candy-based holidays? |
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| | Safeway Club Club 2 | | Urania | | Jan 18 01 |
| | ...or what I thought Safeway Club Club would be! |
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| | CUA for Websites | | goodie | | Jan 18 01 |
| | Standard User Interface items for every website |
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| | Ice Cube Ejector | | anomie | | Jan 18 01 |
| | An ice cube tray with an eject button below each cube. |
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| | Daylight Savings Lunchtime | | anomie | | Jan 18 01 |
| | Add/subtact an hour from Friday afternoon! |
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| | Verbal Defense | | salmon | | Jan 18 01 |
| | Comebacks when you need them |
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| | Nitrogen Fridge | | rmutt | | Jan 18 01 |
| | Inert gas to help preserve food. |
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| | stretch reusable giftwrap | | lee | | Jan 18 01 |
| | giftwrap bags made of stretch material, with drawstring closure bow |
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| | Graduated Tolls | | rmutt | | Jan 18 01 |
| | Always an empty lane...for a price. |
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| | laptop travel supports | | lee | | Jan 18 01 |
| | Laptop extension supports for knees or luggage |
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| | detachable laptop screen | | lee | | Jan 18 01 |
| | Hang the laptop screen and use the keyboard separately |
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| | spongiform ice | | jutta | | Jan 18 01 |
| | Ice with holes in it |
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| | Brain chemicals as drugs | | Malakh | | Jan 19 01 |
| | adrenaline, dopamine, etc. sold on the street. |
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| | motorcycle heater | | rachele | | Jan 19 01 |
| | A built-in heater that keeps you warm when you're riding. |
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| | cultures | | satchies | | Jan 19 01 |
| | So Greece wants the Elgin marbles? |
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| | Anti-gamete Virus | | dsm | | Jan 19 01 |
| | A permanent end to human reproduction. |
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| | Homing beer coasters | | Odwin | | Jan 20 01 |
| | Anti Gravity propelled/Homing Beer Coaster |
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| | Seating Assignments | | yef | | Jan 21 01 |
| | Match passengers' seating assignments by interest |
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| | Utili-Car | | Writer4 | | Jan 21 01 |
| | Shared community vehicles |
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| | time travel computer game | | egnor | | Jan 21 01 |
| | "what if" |
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| | film endings | | moonbase | | Jan 21 01 |
| | Random film endings with no warning |
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| | Boredomol | | baf | | Jan 22 01 |
| | A drug that stimulates the boredom receptors |
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| | Silent velcro | | redhed | | Jan 22 01 |
| | Because velcro makes a horrible sound |
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| | 5¢ | | reensure | | Jan 22 01 |
| | Or, "If I had a nickle for every time ..." |
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| | automatic driver download | | egnor | | Jan 22 01 |
| | upgrade plug and play for the Internet |
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| | 2-up, double-sided, drive-up ATMs | | absterge | | Jan 22 01 |
| | Four to an island, no queuing. |
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| | Origami | | RobGraham | | Jan 22 01 |
| | Pre folded Origami paper |
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| | Sweet Tea Bags | | Jim | | Jan 22 01 |
| | Tea bags which have sugar in them too. |
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| | bin bags for crude oil | | John Youles | | Jan 22 01 |
| | Crude oil to be transported in plastic bags in tankers |
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| | Leave-a-penny, Leave-a-penny dish | | Vecini | | Jan 23 01 |
| | Why encourange people to take pennies? Think of the money to be made if all people did was leave them? |
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| | Custom Fire Extinguishers | | Alphabox | | Jan 23 01 |
| | Fire extinguishers filled with whatever you want. |
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| | Academic Glove | | dsm | | Jan 23 01 |
| | Power-assist device for finger muscles. |
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| | Better condom packaging | | hippo | | Jan 24 01 |
| | Like those other things |
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| | Hack: the game | | absterge | | Jan 24 01 |
| | iff meat.wit > obscurity, u 2 k4N B r33t! |
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| | TPR Launcher | | markvalentine1 | | Jan 24 01 |
| | Get the toilet paper roll to the top of the tree |
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| | Homing device for pacifiers | | RobGraham | | Jan 24 01 |
| | Homing device for finding lost pacifiers |
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| | Ski slope advance notice | | beauxeault | | Jan 24 01 |
| | Is the stretch around the corner uphill, or a cliff? |
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| | Postmortem Mailer | | francois | | Jan 24 01 |
| | Automatic last testament |
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| | Car test-drive center | | lee | | Jan 24 01 |
| | You pay a few bucks and get to test-drive a dozen different cars |
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| | Robot Socialism | | salmon | | Jan 24 01 |
| | A fair way of using tomorrow's robots |
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| | Shrinking Tea Bags | | Jim | | Jan 24 01 |
| | Heat-activated shrinking tea-bag wrings all the flavour from tea. |
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| | no-overflow toilet | | lee | | Jan 24 01 |
| | A gadget detects the bowl water level and shuts off the water |
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| | Something for everyone | | fogy44 | | Jan 24 01 |
| | happy criminals, happy liberals, happy conservatives even happy victims. |
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| | Special FX crew rental | | AfroAssault | | Jan 25 01 |
| | Make life more fun |
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| | Free* blank cds | | cybercyph | | Jan 25 01 |
| | Give kids a weekly hit of cdrs |
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| | Lift Shaft Air Bag | | Mickey the Fish | | Jan 25 01 |
| | Prevent lift shaft falling injuries |
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| | robotic medusa | | technobadger | | Jan 25 01 |
| | or moving dreadlock type things |
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| | Save Good Notes | | absterge | | Jan 25 01 |
| | Good Note, Bad Idea. |
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| | Public Subscription Assassination | | Gordon Comstock | | Jan 25 01 |
| | Introducing "Assassins sans Frontiers" |
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| | squid hands | | technobadger | | Jan 25 01 |
| | have hands(or maybe just gloves) like squid |
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| | pyschic service call technician | | dogd | | Jan 25 01 |
| | Specialized psychic who improves reception for union psychics |
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| | Furniture to go | | dogd | | Jan 25 01 |
| | People are moving more than ever, so isn't it about time that our furniture was easy to pack and unpack. I propose a catalog of square home furnishings. |
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| | Rubba-car | | jojo2 | | Jan 25 01 |
| | Car made out of Rubbermaid |
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| | bowling with a defense | | buckrogers | | Jan 25 01 |
| | An otherwise passive sport becomes aggressive |
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| | psychic licensing | | Madisonman | | Jan 25 01 |
| | require psychics advertising on tv to be licensed |
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| | jumping karaoke | | lee | | Jan 25 01 |
| | make jumping off things into big air bags or nets a recreational sport |
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| | Reusable Envelopes | | JT | | Jan 25 01 |
| | open, remove contents, add new contents, seal, send, repeat. |
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| | BushCam | | arghblah | | Jan 25 01 |
| | Dubya's own Web cam |
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| | Porn Search by Proxy | | Cnidarae | | Jan 26 01 |
| | Pay a pittance to find (specialized) naughty photos |
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| | Targeted Car Horn | | mwburden | | Jan 26 01 |
| | Beep at the guy two cars ahead of you |
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| | Splash Screen with Cancel Button | | Gordon Comstock | | Jan 26 01 |
| | Stop accidently started programs in their tracks |
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| | Kiddie Tranquiliser | | matski_98 | | Jan 26 01 |
| | knockout sweets for screaming kids |
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| | colostomy bag fish | | eraserhead | | Jan 26 01 |
| | with ornaments and bubbles. |
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| | The "TV of Yesteryear" Channel | | dgeiser13 | | Jan 26 01 |
| | Watch TV from days and channels gone by. |
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| | Halfbakery Weblog | | dgeiser13 | | Jan 26 01 |
| | A Collaborative Weblog for Halfbakery Users! |
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| | ice-proof walkways | | lee | | Jan 27 01 |
| | Flexible walkway material causes ice to break up when walked on |
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| | Weekly alarm clock | | bookworm | | Jan 27 01 |
| | Because some of us aren't 9 to 5, Monday through Friday |
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| | Beer Harness | | ShoutingMatch | | Jan 28 01 |
| | Like Croakies, But For Your Beer |
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| | Keg Pram | | EddySon | | Jan 28 01 |
| | Sneak in beer to outdoor events. |
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| | beat-matching indicator | | jason_hutchens | | Jan 28 01 |
| | The clicks made by your indicator match time with the music |
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| | New Head Garment | | Vance | | Jan 29 01 |
| | It may serve as underwear for the head area. |
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| | Lobo-Cows | | Alphabox | | Jan 29 01 |
| | Genetically Engineered Lobo-Cows for Veggie Burgers |
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| | Cellphone SMS Programming | | Alphabox | | Jan 29 01 |
| | Cellular networks that provide a SMS messaging service that supports simple scripting |
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| | Color Nab | | absterge | | Jan 29 01 |
| | Eyedrop anything |
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| | Record Verification for Political Candidates | | Madisonman | | Jan 29 01 |
| | Verify statements made by political candidates who are veterans |
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| | Shower Drain Dispose-all | | amadeus | | Jan 29 01 |
| | Prevent shower drains from clogging with hair |
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| | Alcohol-Reducing Guzzling Aid | | Vance | | Jan 30 01 |
| | You may adjust the level of spirit you wish to consume. |
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| | Meal Worm Crunch | | Vance | | Jan 30 01 |
| | It is a breakfast food prepared from meal worms and buckwheat grouts. |
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| | Real Talking Balloons | | AfroAssault | | Jan 30 01 |
| | Live out your cartoon fantasies |
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| | Burnt Crow | | Vance | | Jan 30 01 |
| | The jerky of choice for crow lovers and haters. |
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| | Chocolate-Covered Walnut | | Vance | | Jan 30 01 |
| | A whole in-the-shell walnut that is covered in chocolate. |
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