| CD-Text | | dsm | | Sep 17 00 |
| Software-inscribe human-readable text on unused portion of CD-Rs |
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| lawn mower helicopter | | monty | | Sep 17 00 |
| fly from lawn to lawn |
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| disease guard | | monty | | Sep 17 00 |
| protect against unwanted sneezes |
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| portable piss pots | | monty | | Sep 17 00 |
| when you are at the pub and cant be bothered |
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| smileator | | monty | | Sep 17 00 |
| implants that allows you to smile longer |
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| tofu detector | | monty | | Sep 17 00 |
| dont let them slip tofu into your meal |
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| olympic gold metal detector | | monty | | Sep 17 00 |
| find out who won the gold long after the games are over |
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| Boxing scoring | | rayfo | | Sep 17 00 |
| Why hasn't an inertia switch been developed. |
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| car that runs on angst | | monty | | Sep 17 00 |
| harness road rage for the environment |
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| Better Composting? | | rayfo | | Sep 17 00 |
| The ShredPoster is [almost] here. |
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| Eye Burner | | dsm | | Sep 17 00 |
| Photographic memory for the masses. |
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| Nasal Filters | | ZediWarrior | | Sep 18 00 |
| Nasally-fitted filters |
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| Pimpwear | | thumbwax | | Sep 18 00 |
| It ain't Hugo Boss It's Ho Boss |
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| Toothsome Toothpaste | | centauri | | Sep 18 00 |
| Toothpaste that makes food tasty (or, at least, edible). |
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| Breakfast toothpaste | | hello_c | | Sep 18 00 |
| Tasty, chewy, fibrous, nutritious toothpaste |
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| Super Villains | | davros42 | | Sep 19 00 |
| Evil incarnate stalking the Earth! |
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| First-cluster-in-file flag | | supercat | | Sep 19 00 |
| Have a bit in FAT for each cluster indicating whether it's the start of a file |
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| Ctrl-alt-del-del-del-del-del | | supercat | | Sep 19 00 |
| Reboot with extreme prejudice |
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| Infrared Web Server | | GeneticCrypto | | Sep 19 00 |
| Infrared Connection from PalmPilot-esque Devices to Computers of every sort |
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| Solar Heating | | Scott_D | | Sep 19 00 |
| Save it for a rainy day. |
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| Judgment Day | | thumbwax | | Sep 19 00 |
| Let he who is without Gin cast the first fishbone. |
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| Interior Bus Number Display | | mrkillboy | | Sep 19 00 |
| Bus numbers...inside. |
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| Grammatically correct Blues singer | | mrthingy | | Sep 19 00 |
| no ain'ts, no double-negatives, etc. |
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| Sugarcube CPU | | GeneticCrypto | | Sep 19 00 |
| 1000's of Logic Units Sintered Together like a Sugarcube |
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| Silent shredder | | hello_c | | Sep 19 00 |
| Good rodents make good neighbors |
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| Car Insurance That Runs on Angst | | GeneticCrypto | | Sep 19 00 |
| Zap that A**hole doing 90mph with your WAP-enabled Phone |
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| laptops | | funevents | | Sep 19 00 |
| Key pad on many laptops |
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| Shopping Cart Etiquette Alarm | | blahginger | | Sep 20 00 |
| Friendly reminders for people with underdeveloped shopping skills |
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| Colorful Drug | | amadeus | | Sep 20 00 |
| A drug that makes things different colors or brightness |
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| Synesthesia Drug | | amadeus | | Sep 20 00 |
| Adrug that causes limited synesthesia |
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| Taxi Colors | | mrkillboy | | Sep 20 00 |
| Making them easier to spot. |
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| Coyote Ugly Tool | | thumbwax | | Sep 20 00 |
| Cuts Arm Off without waking ugly sex partner |
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| baby-talk Decoder | | julien | | Sep 20 00 |
| a handheld device to interpret what Jr. is trying to say |
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| the Pager Pill Box | | julien | | Sep 20 00 |
| a friendly reminder for when you forget to take your meds |
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| Smart Sheet Music | | beauxeault | | Sep 20 00 |
| The last thing a violinist needs is a paper cut. |
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| Boring Call Deadman Switch | | reensure | | Sep 20 00 |
| Get time for two breaths before your next call |
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| Car Insurance Based On Actual Driving History | | Alcin | | Sep 20 00 |
| Fit all cars with "Black Box" |
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| Particle Sorter | | koz | | Sep 21 00 |
| Find a needle in a (small) haystack. |
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| Income-based Fines | | GeneticCrypto | | Sep 21 00 |
| Set Fine Amounts for Traffic Violations Based on Income |
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| Public Echelon | | rrr | | Sep 21 00 |
| mailserver reads your e-mail and publishes keywords |
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| Famous Anus | | dgeiser13 | | Sep 21 00 |
| Game Show about anything related to the digestive systems of the rich and famous |
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| BinoSnap | | jetckalz | | Sep 21 00 |
| Binoculars with built-in digital camera. |
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| votelottery | | weihwa | | Sep 21 00 |
| Reward people for voting. |
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| LED | | Skavookie | | Sep 22 00 |
| Put LEDs in contacts |
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| Hacksquat | | amadeus | | Sep 22 00 |
| A distributed collective of homes for traveling hackers. |
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| Toiletainment | | FrancoCoylioni | | Sep 22 00 |
| coming to you live, on the job |
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| Pressure sensitive paint | | cswiii | | Sep 22 00 |
| Watch the doppler shift! |
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| Expanding Outline Creator | | Vis10n | | Sep 22 00 |
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| Theatre sniper | | thumbwax | | Sep 24 00 |
| Locate noisy movie patrons and silence them...forever |
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| Mini Ethernet Hub | | ufreq | | Sep 24 00 |
| mini 2-port ethernet hub |
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| Sleeveless tux | | PotatoStew | | Sep 25 00 |
| Be cool. |
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| New ball-games | | rayfo | | Sep 25 00 |
| An unexploited area? |
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| Phone screamer | | rayfo | | Sep 25 00 |
| Domestic Trivia Department |
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| Grabbing tv phone-numbers | | rayfo | | Sep 25 00 |
| Boosting tv phone-in sales |
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| Hush Flush | | rnb | | Sep 25 00 |
| Silent flush toilet |
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| Shop Monster | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 25 00 |
| Child scarer for supermarkets |
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| Psychiatrists Chair | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 25 00 |
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| Halfbakery Hall of Fame | | dgeiser13 | | Sep 25 00 |
| After a certain length of time long-time "best" ideas are moved to the Hall of Fame |
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| Tough Feet | | hello_c | | Sep 25 00 |
| Thin, flexible, tough soles stuck directly to one's feet |
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| Cigarette | | dude | | Sep 26 00 |
| Continuous spool of cigarette; smoke what you want to! |
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| Ban kids at the movies | | mrkillboy | | Sep 26 00 |
| Shut them up by keeping them out! |
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| ST 11 Amplifier | | raisin | | Sep 26 00 |
| A guitar amp that goes to eleven |
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| cell phone ejection | | raisin | | Sep 26 00 |
| if your cell phone rings in a theater, automatic and immediate ejection from theater |
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| Punitive Food aid | | tenhand | | Sep 26 00 |
| combine bombing with feeding civilians |
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| Marriage Credits | | raisin | | Sep 26 00 |
| Years of sentence minus years in marriage equals time in prison |
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| Drive Thru Cigarette Store | | maliki | | Sep 26 00 |
| Pop, cigs, prewrapped sandwiches, lighters, travel needs, lotions, soaps, femine products EXT>>> |
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| ignition breathalizer | | maliki | | Sep 26 00 |
| proove to yourself, friends and CAR! that you can drive ! |
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| Raffle | | nick_n_uit | | Sep 27 00 |
| Have raffle prizes for voting |
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| Anti-phone shield | | goff | | Sep 27 00 |
| Wrap all public buildings with mag shield so no mobiles work |
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| FreeCell Instant Replay | | raisin | | Sep 27 00 |
| Watch your FreeCell games replayed |
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| Gents' urinal headrest | | bov | | Sep 27 00 |
| Rest that weary head in comfort and let the waters flow. |
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| Bus-ride Booster | | rayfo | | Sep 27 00 |
| Low-cost lottery might reduce gridlock |
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| Aural Perfume | | carson | | Sep 27 00 |
| Surround yourself with your personal soundtrack |
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| Power-socket Stickers | | rayfo | | Sep 27 00 |
| Saving just one child makes them worthwhile |
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| Online Museum of Internet History | | dgeiser13 | | Sep 27 00 |
| Place on the web to see what old web pages and software (among other things) used to look like. |
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| Band Name Service | | syost | | Sep 27 00 |
| DNS/XNS-like service for band names |
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| Bidirectional theaters | | hello_c | | Sep 27 00 |
| Parents face forwards, kids backwards |
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| Tube train fart alarm | | ccaamgw | | Sep 27 00 |
| Alarm bell rings when someone farts on underground train |
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| halfbakedchat now online | | thumbwax | | Sep 28 00 |
| "Type words and put smileys on them" |
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| audio translator | | raisin | | Sep 28 00 |
| a foreign word and phrase translator with sound |
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| Blowerphone | | rmutt | | Sep 28 00 |
| Evil hybrid of leaf blower and bagpipes |
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| Self-Running Memory | | ironfroggy | | Sep 28 00 |
| Computers with easily 10000000 Ghz speeds and TRUE multi processing. |
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| Air glove | | thumbwax | | Sep 29 00 |
| "Knocks driver and/or passenger out cold" |
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| Beautiful Day | | thumbwax | | Sep 29 00 |
| "It's a beautiful day, let's all take off work" |
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| No-bright LCD | | ironfroggy | | Sep 29 00 |
| Now, the computer ISNT bad for your eyes! |
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| Remote Controlled Ritalin Dispenser | | warped1974 | | Sep 29 00 |
| Never have to get up to shut your kids up. |
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| Drive a Gridlocker | | rayfo | | Sep 29 00 |
| When theres gridlock take it easy |
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| Underground Train Party Party | | ccaamgw | | Sep 30 00 |
| Once underground services shut at night, hire tube trains out for parties! |
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| book reader | | Grimrock | | Sep 30 00 |
| scans a book page by page and reads it to you |
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| Competing with gangs | | rayfo | | Oct 01 00 |
| Can social workers succeed? |
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| The Mile Low Club | | ccaamgw | | Oct 01 00 |
| Sex in a submarine - for those that have done it everywhere else..... |
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| spin massage | | ironfroggy | | Oct 02 00 |
| hat that massages your head. |
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| Free lunch package paper | | badger | | Oct 02 00 |
| Sponsored by eg. newspapers |
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| Gift idea | | rayfo | | Oct 02 00 |
| "Loaded" walking-stick |
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| Baby Buggy Booster | | rayfo | | Oct 02 00 |
| Help for overloaded mothers |
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| Experi-mints | | Grimrock | | Oct 02 00 |
| Tasty mints of science |
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| Rental Car Gas Account | | beauxeault | | Oct 03 00 |
| Unused gallons apply to subsequent rentals. |
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| Technicolor Tourette's | | Grimrock | | Oct 03 00 |
| Turn an worrisome affliction into a profitable, high profile career. |
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| Uncivilized Shutdown | | dsm | | Oct 03 00 |
| Just push the button. |
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| Pain Machine | | dsm | | Oct 03 00 |
| Penal sentences measured in seconds. |
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