| | Personalized Ponytail Fasteners | | Sparki | | Sep 12 01 |
| | Another fun way to spark up your strands! |
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| | Glow-in-the-dark Ponytail Fasteners | | Sparki | | Sep 12 01 |
| | Luminous loveliness for your locks |
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| | InFlight Security Guard | | thumbwax | | Sep 12 01 |
| | For Passenger and Airliner Peace Of Mind. |
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| | Emergency Slide | | arghblah | | Sep 13 01 |
| | A quicker way out of high-rises in an emergency |
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| | More Exotic Lip Gloss Flavors | | Sparki | | Sep 13 01 |
| | Beyond the Bubble Gum Lip Smacker |
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| | Beating the game. | | Justin Case | | Sep 13 01 |
| | A different way to approach a required drug test. |
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| | Aeroplane Hijack button | | solomungus | | Sep 13 01 |
| | A hijack button in aircraft |
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| | Plane Proof Buildings | | thinck | | Sep 13 01 |
| | a building desing capable of sustaining high impact blows. |
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| | Phone Fingers | | kpx | | Sep 13 01 |
| | For people who think the world can't manage without them. |
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| | Dating Directory | | HighSchoolMan | | Sep 13 01 |
| | A national dating directory |
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| | Backspace, Delete, Transpose | | Mharr | | Sep 13 01 |
| | No more values of 'flase' in spreadsheets. |
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| | wallpaperglue | | rjwp | | Sep 13 01 |
| | scented wall paper glue |
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| | Black Fireworks | | reensure | | Sep 13 01 |
| | Lots of visual impact and noise -- and nightowl friendly. |
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| | New World Trade Centre | | zero5 | | Sep 13 01 |
| | The biggest and best building(s) ever |
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| | Wake-a-tronic coffee-hat | | Jim | | Sep 14 01 |
| | To keep you perky when that deadline's looming. |
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| | Relevant News Network | | AfroAssault | | Sep 14 01 |
| | The only news station that doesn't interview the cousin-of-brother-of-uncle's-friend's-niece who almost went to kindergarten with a guy who owned a rock from near the guy's house |
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| | Caffeine-impregnated socks | | Jim | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Socks impregnated with caffeine. |
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| | The Drug Channel | | AfroAssault | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Entertainment for the impaired |
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| | Conspiracy Theory Moratorium | | zero5 | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Ban on conspiracy theories relating to recent events. |
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| | Re-constructable Shreddies | | TonyK | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Reconstruct Shreddies back into Weetabix sized cereal |
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| | Instant Life Experience | | kpx | | Sep 14 01 |
| | And you don't have to do anything. |
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| | Repudiate the fatwa | | beauxeault | | Sep 14 01 |
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| | Rename "Halfbakery" to "Punbakery" | | placebo | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Seems to me that more puns emerge from these pages that useful ideas... |
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| | Self-Helpers Anonymous | | kpx | | Sep 14 01 |
| | For people addicted to personal improvement. |
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| | accurate 3D shading | | egnor | | Sep 14 01 |
| | better bevelled edges |
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| | Make Valentine's Day a Federal Holiday | | Sparki | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Make it a REAL Lover's Holiday |
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| | Clothing Optional Airline | | MrWrong | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Save the customs folks the effort of a strip search... |
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| | Virtual Black Boxes | | snagger | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Use telecommunications to save flight disaster information. |
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| | Backwards War Theory | | zero5 | | Sep 14 01 |
| | Fight fire with water. Be nice to Afghanistan and Bin Laden. |
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| | Universal Axe | | dsm | | Sep 15 01 |
| | Three axes in one. |
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| | airplane loading | | rjbb | | Sep 15 01 |
| | window seat passengers get on first |
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| | Dissolvable Contact Lens | | lewarcher | | Sep 15 01 |
| | Sleep with your contacts in! |
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| | Supermarket traffic system | | madshopper | | Sep 15 01 |
| | Introduce a traffic light system in supermarkets. |
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| | Aircraft NOS Button | | BertieWooster | | Sep 16 01 |
| | Spray nitrous oxide into the cabin to pacify passengers and terrorists alike |
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| | Who Sings That Damn Song? | | AfroAssault | | Sep 16 01 |
| | Someone HAS to know what it is |
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| | Car-ma tickets | | yesPlease | | Sep 16 01 |
| | Call a 900 number, pay $0.50, and report a "bad" licence plate. |
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| | Hijacking prevention | | imagicsp | | Sep 16 01 |
| | Airplane controls are seized from remote control and guided to safety |
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| | Re-route your urethra | | Rant93 | | Sep 16 01 |
| | Why does the pleasure stick need to be a source of biohazard? |
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| | What's wrong with me? | | FakeGreenDress | | Sep 16 01 |
| | Self-diagnosis software. |
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| | Implanted Shades | | Mharr | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Sleep, Meditate or Daydream in glaring sunlight. |
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| | Anglo-American bickering website | | Redbrickterrace | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Move US/UK bickering to another site, freeing up this one to be full of ideas and stuff. |
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| | Personal Retrorockets | | phoenix | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Allows the clumsy to maintain their composure |
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| | perpetual motion | | bobsta | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Rabbits to explore the cosmos |
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| | Lens Implant | | bobsta | | Sep 17 01 |
| | A micro-motorised lens implant |
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| | Deflateable Inflateables | | DrBob | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Why did I have to spend 10 minutes yesterday deflating my inflateable shark? |
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| | OsamaVision | | beauxeault | | Sep 17 01 |
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| | Nuclear Waste Weapon | | Vernon | | Sep 17 01 |
| | How to ruin the enemy without death or destruction. |
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| | web harvester black hole list | | jutta | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Spam : Realtime Black Hole List = Web Address Harvesting : X |
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| | National holidays | | r@fink | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Make 'em all land on Mondays |
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| | call back | | timbobo | | Sep 17 01 |
| | automated telephone call back |
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| | Night Vision Contact Lenses | | BIG BAD PETE | | Sep 17 01 |
| | perfect invention for your ordinary secret agent |
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| | Underwater contact lenses | | TickleMeElmo | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Contact lenses designed to provide clear vision underwater |
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| | What not to feed other cultures. | | snagger | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Or maybe how to disgust others? |
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| | Keyboard tweezers | | pottedstu | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Device to remove food crumbs from keyboard |
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| | evolutionary design for the other sort of designers | | technobadger | | Sep 17 01 |
| | nice aesthetic shapes and designs by selection |
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| | Dynamic FAT | | QuadAlpha | | Sep 17 01 |
| | Automatically creates a FAT when the drive starts up. |
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| | Break-Me-Down, Build-Me-Up | | QuadAlpha | | Sep 17 01 |
| | I Want One!... |
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| | decompression venting | | maffu | | Sep 17 01 |
| | When the window blows out, get the air out as fast as you can |
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| | uncandid camera | | Justin Case | | Sep 18 01 |
| | The wild west with new technology. |
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| | The REAL cold war. | | pathetic | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Try pulling the trigger when your hands are frozen |
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| | Street Sign Holo Listing | | neekers | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Something to make your life easier so that cop doesn't pull you over for misinterpreting a signal. |
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| | Train Racing | | zero5 | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Train manufacturers battle for the fastest sport on 2 rails. |
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| | Self Zippering Pants | | timdorr | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Pants that zipper themselves |
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| | Vending Machine Performance Art | | sdm | | Sep 18 01 |
| | add intrinsic entertainment value to vending machine purchases |
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| | Automatic Draught Excluders | | Miss Weston Smith | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Clothes that keep out the draughts |
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| | Bog Roll Alarm | | Miss Weston Smith | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Tells you when there isn't any toilet roll |
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| | Machine Washable Sieve | | Miss Weston Smith | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Easy to clean sieve that can be put in with any normal clothes wash |
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| | The universal Duster | | bobsta | | Sep 18 01 |
| | a Satic electrivity based dust pad |
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| | Showhome | | Miss Weston Smith | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Accomodation for aspiring musical stars |
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| | Tense Converter | | stupop | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Tool in word processing packages which converts text to an alternative tense. |
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| | Rewards Card for pubs | | bobsta | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Why not have a phone card system for pubs |
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| | E-Letter | | dekoi | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Websites that send your snail mail |
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| | zen garden machines | | technobadger | | Sep 18 01 |
| | robot rake teeth |
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| | Alternative slimming club | | pottedstu | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Lose weight based doing good things, not avoiding good things |
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| | Tit Flask | | Miss Weston Smith | | Sep 18 01 |
| | We're often told that breast is best, so here's an implant to beat the rest! |
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| | Flush Puppy | | Miss Weston Smith | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Because pets miss out when you go to the loo, too. |
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| | Koranic Psychowarfare | | Dog Ed | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Or is that Quranic? |
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| | Tailgating warning | | spider | | Sep 18 01 |
| | Let them slow down |
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| | UnUniform | | QuadAlpha | | Sep 19 01 |
| | Un-Conform your uniform |
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| | Modifiable Movie Music | | go77 | | Sep 19 01 |
| | Change, remove, amplify the music in a movie |
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| | horn equipped traffic lights | | liquidx | | Sep 19 01 |
| | Traffic lights with built-in car horn |
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| | Finger Mouse | | shaggysin | | Sep 19 01 |
| | Device that attaches to your finger (wireless) that acts as a mouse. |
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| | Hat Batteries | | kpx | | Sep 19 01 |
| | Bonce Power |
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| | Zebra Randomiser | | u8djf | | Sep 19 01 |
| | Following on from the idea posted by riposte |
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| | Archaic Insult Repository | | kpx | | Sep 19 01 |
| | Bringing dignity to forgotten discourtesy |
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| | Ponytail Fasteners in Holiday Colors | | Sparki | | Sep 19 01 |
| | Festive Fashions for your Lovely Locks |
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| | 1/2 bakery book | | po | | Sep 19 01 |
| | could we have all these ideas and comments in bookform |
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| | USB Air Freshener | | sdm | | Sep 20 01 |
| | this idea could also belong in the 'computer' category |
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| | Objectionable Music Radio | | 1percent | | Sep 20 01 |
| | Because Pat Benatar needs your support. |
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| | croissant-patterned knickers | | lewisgirl | | Sep 20 01 |
| | with a 1/2baker-proximity-triggered custard-filled explosion sachet |
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| | Retractable fingernails | | angel | | Sep 20 01 |
| | For the multi-instrumentalist. |
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| | Shave'n'suck | | Miss Weston Smith | | Sep 20 01 |
| | the shaver that cleans up after itself |
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| | "National Humility" | | -alx | | Sep 20 01 |
| | So you think your country's great do ya? |
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| | Gym Laundry | | lewisgirl | | Sep 20 01 |
| | no need to carry your sweaty clothes around |
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| | Bag Sealing Bin | | pottedstu | | Sep 20 01 |
| | Rubbish bin that automatically closes bin bags |
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| | abstract expressionism tattoo | | procrastinator | | Sep 20 01 |
| | abstract pictures on skin |
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| | Space saving toaster | | kaz | | Sep 20 01 |
| | ummm its a toaster and it saves space |
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| | national day of humour and mockery | | futurebird | | Sep 20 01 |
| | ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
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| | A Real Spy Movie | | Yoji | | Sep 20 01 |
| | -An Educational Experience |
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| | Anonymous Library Silencer | | toomuchmike | | Sep 21 01 |
| | Is someone being too loud in the library? Tell them to shut up, anonymously. |
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