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 duplicate Israel  futurebird  Sep 21 01 
 have your cakes and eat 'em too 
 
 Tongue Input Device  AllenGrace  Sep 21 01 
 Use your tongue to control your computer 
 
 Inflatable friends  Miss Weston Smith  Sep 21 01 
 If you're feeling sad and lonely just inflate some friends. 
 
 Transport AI  thinck  Sep 21 01 
 Add some basic AI so that transport vehicle will refuse to collide with stuff. 
 
 Thigh silencing wax  pottedstu  Sep 21 01 
 Stop trouser noise 
 
 one time use beerbottle bong  thelawof3  Sep 21 01 
 beer bottle that doubles as a bong 
 
 Colored Last Roll of Toilet Paper  agentzen  Sep 21 01 
 Have one pink or blue roll in the pack to remind when it's time to go to the store and get more. 
 
 ninja fighting baked beans  po  Sep 21 01 
 baked beans in a rhubarb and seltzer sauce 
 
 "Invisible" Walls  turner  Sep 21 01 
 Oh, it's the old thin-film video wallpaper thing... 
 
 LCD Strobe Glasses  turner  Sep 21 01 
 Illegal to wear while driving. 
 
 All-women U.S. Strike Force  Mud  Sep 21 01 
 Use all-women U.S. strike force to knock out the Taliban 
 
 Puppet Show Translations  turner  Sep 21 01 
 They go wherever you do. 
 
 dessert-like communion wafers  thelawof3  Sep 21 01 
 why does the body of christ have to taste so bland? 
 
 Print long books on a budget  turner  Sep 22 01 
 And they're small... 
 
 Twister Bed Sheets  zoroaster  Sep 22 01 
 (need I say more?) 
 
 Booze & Skin  zoroaster  Sep 22 01 
 (to calm militant arabs) 
 
 Bolo Ponytail Fasteners  Dog Ed  Sep 22 01 
 Large stones connected by a cord and used to hold ponytail securely 
 
 EdiTerrant  jester  Sep 22 01 
 Yummy snack and self-defense mechanism all in one! 
 
 Terrorist/Hated Person Effigies  turner  Sep 22 01 
 Send a message. 
 
 Abstract Psychological Warfare  turner  Sep 22 01 
 What you don't know can hurt you. 
 
 "What's that noise?" lane.  StarChaser  Sep 22 01 
 A lane designed to allow you to figure out what the noise is. 
 
 Allies / Liked Persons Effigy  turner  Sep 22 01 
 Send a different type of message. 
 
 Virus  Fireraven  Sep 22 01 
 Chase viruses and learn your computers structure. 
 
 Baby T.V.  phoenix  Sep 22 01 
 So everyone gets to see the newborn 
 
 Where's Waldo?  phoenix  Sep 22 01 
 A game show for the 21st century 
 
 Dust Bunny Vaporizer  blaah  Sep 23 01 
 In a quick flash remove all those troublesome dust bunnies. 
 
 well weird dictionary  po  Sep 23 01 
 a dictionary to explain the etymology and use of known words in a strange new way 
 
 New Logo for New Zealand  zero5  Sep 23 01 
 maybe a new name and flag too. 
 
 Kiwi farming  zero5  Sep 23 01 
 Save them from extinction by eating them! 
 
 Quakemaster 8000  AfroAssault  Sep 23 01 
 Sorry, I couldn't think of a name... 
 
 Two Shopping Carts Ghetto  AfroAssault  Sep 23 01 
 Along the lines of "Two Cats Mad" and "Two Beers Funny" 
 
 Space coil generator  blaah  Sep 23 01 
 Huge rings of copper orbit the earth generating electricity. 
 
 Chilled Seats  dj_photon  Sep 23 01 
 For comfortable summer driving 
 
 Fat people rows in coach  arghblah  Sep 24 01 
 End the squishing! 
 
 In Case Of Hijacking Instruction Card  Guncrazy  Sep 24 01 
 In Case of Hijacking, Follow These Instructions 
 
 Killer reprisal donor card  pottedstu  Sep 24 01 
 Give instructions on how to avenge/mark your death 
 
 hijack gas2  Karennina  Sep 24 01 
 put the hijackers (and passengers) to sleep 
 
 DrDirtyDog  DrDirtyDog  Sep 25 01 
 OO DB language 
 
 Poly-CO2  Vernon  Sep 25 01 
 Silicon Dioxide does it, so why not CO2? 
 
 lucidity contest  egnor  Sep 25 01 
 non-obfuscated English 
 
 Extreme Rhetoric  sdm  Sep 25 01 
 extreme infotainment 
 
 ninjaduck  pinkgorillagirl  Sep 25 01 
 Train ducks to be ninjas 
 
 L.A.I.D.  st3f  Sep 25 01 
 Large Area of Inexpensive Displays 
 
 Mobile License Plate Counselling  sdm  Sep 25 01 
 identify 'cries for help' 
 
 Plural Apostrophe  st3f  Sep 25 01 
 Not an apostrophe but not a comma either... 
 
 Day of the Unpartnered  Sparki  Sep 25 01 
 Like Valentine's, only for single folk 
 
 Disarmable Arms  beauxeault  Sep 25 01 
 Sure would be nice to be able to shut down a batch of '80s-vintage Stinger missiles about now. 
 
 Non Violent Battle Bot  ArtVandelay  Sep 25 01 
 Appears on weekly TV shows to take a sound beating-- a la Rob Johnson (Bills QB)) 
 
 Imported McDonalds  ArtVandelay  Sep 25 01 
 the Big Mac VS le Big Mac 
 
 SmartFax  nedzep  Sep 25 01 
 Fax machine with ability to add data 
 
 Allspeak  darndog  Sep 25 01 
 Universal Language that requires no study to learn. 
 
 homeless people  wood2coal  Sep 25 01 
 generate power 
 
 Layoff Shame and Embarrassment  daruma  Sep 25 01 
 Force executives to incur embarrassing consequences for layoffs 
 
 FAS Healer  coldshade  Sep 25 01 
 Ultimate first aid suppliment 
 
 Greenwings  coldshade  Sep 25 01 
 More genetic enhancements for future fashion 
 
 backpack wheels  AlexCaminha  Sep 25 01 
 Wheels to help backpackers 
 
 Interactive seat display  AlexCaminha  Sep 25 01 
 Enjoy your flight surfing 
 
 Booty Bus  Malcalypse  Sep 25 01 
 Take it on the road! 
 
 Hot Pants  darndog  Sep 26 01 
 Clothes that warm up when subjected to sharp movements. 
 
 3D OS  beansnow  Sep 26 01 
 A 3D operating system world. 
 
 Moss Carpet  Malcalypse  Sep 26 01 
 Multi-Use floor covering 
 
 new pen  andrew1981  Sep 26 01 
 push the eraser 
 
 Dental Drops Candy  Sparki  Sep 26 01 
 Oral Hygiene never tasted so sweet 
 
 More Flavors of Toothpaste  Sparki  Sep 26 01 
 Delectable dentifrices 
 
 Signs for madmen  pottedstu  Sep 26 01 
 You'd have to be crazy to do that 
 
 market the pakol  mihali  Sep 26 01 
 that cool afghan hat 
 
 Office Ringtone Policy  pottedstu  Sep 26 01 
 Where there was discord let there be harmony! 
 
 Variable Car Registration  schwinger  Sep 26 01 
  
 
 Reverse Bong  Guncrazy  Sep 26 01 
 Smoke at your desk without offending others 
 
 Mensa Squared  ArtVandelay  Sep 26 01 
 Capitalize on the ego of the genius for fun and profit. 
 
 Tritium Jewelry  Guncrazy  Sep 26 01 
 Livin' la Half-Life Loca 
 
 find my car keyring  po  Sep 26 01 
 a little memo type pad on my car key ring which I adjust to give a little aid to where I parked my car 
 
 Scraps Family Eatery  lsenater  Sep 26 01 
 Half price for what other people left on their plate 
 
 single-serving Bonzai cows  lsenater  Sep 26 01 
 now you can choose your 'turf' just like your 'surf' 
 
 robot anchovy  technobadger  Sep 26 01 
 subversive shoaling 
 
 Virtual House Mapping Utility  freezedcheeze  Sep 26 01 
 Creates A 3D Replica Of A House 
 
 Hydrogen Fuel Cell Car Racing  zero5  Sep 27 01 
 Progress comes from competition. 
 
 Global Biological Reclassification  Dog Ed  Sep 27 01 
 Being both a system of equitable nomenclature and a call to action 
 
 Coffee Cubes  pottedstu  Sep 27 01 
 Like sugar cubes, only coffee. 
 
 Jerry Springer Newsnight  [ sctld ]  Sep 27 01 
 Jerry Springer with politicians. 
 
 Instant Toast  innerlemming  Sep 27 01 
 For toast a little bit faster than you're used to. 
 
 Recycling encouragement  kaz  Sep 27 01 
 the bin that makes you want to recycle 
 
 Chicken Skinz  mrkillboy  Sep 28 01 
 Waste management solution to food outlets who sell skin-free or skin-less chicken meals. 
 
 gum  superman  Sep 28 01 
  
 
 The Restaurant of Urine-Altering Cuisine  hippo  Sep 28 01 
 Serves food that makes your urine change colour/smell 
 
 Pavlova Wrap  Malcalypse  Sep 28 01 
 Create a delicious and simple wrapping job. 
 
 Velcro bus/tube catcher  stupop  Sep 28 01 
 Velcro suit for daredevil commuters 
 
 PC graffiti  lubbit  Sep 28 01 
  
 
 non-voters-party  max  Sep 28 01 
 finally nothing counts 
 
 Criminally Reckless Voting  seal10  Sep 28 01 
 Require lawmakers to make audio recording of themselves reading bills aloud before they can vote on them. 
 
 Is 'trome' an English word?  snagger  Sep 28 01 
 Measure how English arbitrary letter groupings are. 
 
 Speak in AOL  AfroAssault  Sep 29 01 
 See just how people react to internet lingo... OF DOOM! I mean...IN REAL LIFE! 
 
 Glass Toilet  snarfyguy  Sep 29 01 
 To survey the results of visiting [hippo's] restaurant 
 
 In The News Today  sdm  Sep 29 01 
 a fun idea in the vein of the Halfbakery 
 
 virtual fans  technobadger  Sep 29 01 
 scream at virtual bands/singers 
 
 Train Spotting Simulator  acb  Sep 29 01 
 This ancient and venerable pastime, now available on computer 
 
 Canadian Flash  fatmess  Sep 29 01 
 it's a bird... it's a plane... it's a maple leaf! 
 
 Assaultines  bristolz  Sep 29 01 
 Classic crackers formed in the shape of Uzi's, HK's and Kalashnikovs. 
 
 Subconscious reminders  lobster  Sep 30 01 
 The toaster is talking to me again.. 
 
 Love Potion No. Nein  Helium  Sep 30 01 
 Attraction repellant 
 

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