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 tiny humans  mrthingy  Aug 25 00 
 selective breeding for petite-ness 
 
 the 8 day week  julien  Aug 25 00 
 sunday / monday / tuesday / wednesday / thrusday / friday / saturday / LOUFDAY 
 
 the "justify my love" bra  julien  Aug 25 00 
 A love tester device and bra -in one! 
 
 MP3 Clock Radio  andreamer  Aug 26 00 
 Alarm clock with an MP3 player built in. 
 
 Wire-fu Exercise Kit  mrkillboy  Aug 26 00 
 Tae Bo meets The Matrix et al. 
 
 Addictive soda  loneranger  Aug 26 00 
 Addictive soft drinks make a fortune 
 
 Skin embossing  quanta  Aug 27 00 
 Don't just tattoo it - emboss it 
 
 Accessibility toolbar  quanta  Aug 27 00 
 One touch toggling of Java, sounds, colours, fonts .... 
 
 The Atmospheric Jukebox  mrkillboy  Aug 27 00 
 Jukebox that plays songs based on "mood" or atmosphere of a room or location. 
 
 Aftershave / Blood Clotter  Alcin  Aug 27 00 
 Prevents bleeding after shaving 
 
 subsurvivor  merlaan  Aug 27 00 
 Survivor: the Russian Submarine Edition 
 
 Remote control condoms  gthorlak  Aug 28 00 
 condom put on with the push of a button 
 
 Date the links  StarChaser  Aug 28 00 
 Put the date on an added link. 
 
 MemoryPaint  tretchikoff  Aug 28 00 
 No more useless leftovers! 
 
 Laundry Notifier  confusionary  Aug 29 00 
 Notifier for shared washers and dryers 
 
 Exploding pen  abner mcwhistlebottom  Aug 29 00 
 Pen that explodes rather than write certain things 
 
 Paid per view  thumbwax  Aug 30 00 
 Sit through an entire episode of commercial television without changing channels and get paid for it 
 
 Television Subtitle Glasses  Alcin  Aug 30 00 
 For viewing subtitles on TV 
 
 Buzzing Burners  centauri  Aug 30 00 
 Electric burners that hum when on. 
 
 Golf Tee Shooter  juliec2  Aug 30 00 
 Shoots golf tee into turf 
 
 Cell phone audio memory  beauxeault  Aug 30 00 
 Store and play audio files on a cell phone 
 
 Bath Duvet  tretchikoff  Aug 30 00 
 Make your bathtime a little more comfortable 
 
 Contact Exchange Network  JT  Aug 31 00 
 a swap site for contact info - namedrop.com... 
 
 Anti-Clock  BigThor  Aug 31 00 
 A novelty item for those of us who like to confuse our friends 
 
 Faster Than Light  Vernon  Aug 31 00 
 How to Exceed LightSpeed WITHOUT Violating Nature's Speed Limit 
 
 copyless editor  egnor  Aug 31 00 
 text editor without copy and paste 
 
 STD Hedgehog  Mickey the Fish  Aug 31 00 
 Severe Tyre Damage for our spiny friends 
 
 Totem Tottie  leggless  Aug 31 00 
 Performance Art 
 
 DJ Bank  leggless  Aug 31 00 
 New Age banking 
 
 Poetic Legalese  Mickey the Fish  Aug 31 00 
  
 
 RoundingUp.com  JT  Aug 31 00 
 A charity portal where users can "activate" their credit cards to give change to charity 
 
 cellphone hat  tenhand  Aug 31 00 
 Hats to improve cell phone experience 
 
 Dimmer for sideviews  centauri  Aug 31 00 
 You know that knob on your rearview mirror? 
 
 Brain-Web.net  eagle  Aug 31 00 
 ESP Through Wireless-Enabled Brain-Chip TCP/IP Client 
 
 BumMail  JT  Aug 31 00 
 Business which offers bums alternative to begging for change 
 
 Flipping Thumb  reensure  Sep 01 00 
 Keep a drink fresh and make (the) statement 
 
 Power Spots  rmutt  Sep 01 00 
 Wireless charging plates for laptops and portables. 
 
 culture shock treatment  thumbwax  Sep 01 00 
 Annoying guests on live TV get instant feed back from TV Land audience via interactive electrodes 
 
 Human Breeding Season  Mickey the Fish  Sep 01 00 
  
 
 Melee: the Game of Kings  mrkillboy  Sep 01 00 
 For the glory of destruction and greed! 
 
 Remote Mining "MUD"  Scott_D  Sep 01 00 
 Harness the energy of adolescents, and conquer space. 
 
 Soccer Improvements  jraker  Sep 01 00 
 Spice up the game for American crowds 
 
 Thro'n'Go Backpack  rayfo  Sep 01 00 
 Revival of an old idea might make travel cheaper. 
 
 Sliding Scale Democracy  lucidish  Sep 01 00 
 Politicians get paid according to their popularity! 
 
 glow in the dark hair dye  persephoniekali  Sep 01 00 
 hair glows in the dark!! 
 
 Halfbakery IRC channel  enveekaa  Sep 02 00 
 Use IRC for realtime discussions 
 
 a self-cleaning roller-towel system  rayfo  Sep 03 00 
 Half-dried hands spread bacteria 
 
 Aural Traffic Camera  nicholascullum  Sep 03 00 
 Reduces noise from overloud car stereos 
 
 Taxi Tycoon  enveekaa  Sep 03 00 
 Run your own Taxi company 
 
 Poetry meets jazz  Phodhiaen  Sep 03 00 
 Listen to the words he's not reciting 
 
 Mouse with built in pad  bre  Sep 03 00 
 Never lose the mouse pad again! Use it in rough terrain! 
 
 sir-Lights-a-lot Lantern  Rob2  Sep 03 00 
 Lantern light goes everywhere! 
 
 voice activated horn  Rob2  Sep 03 00 
 speak into da mike your voice comes out the Horn! 
 
 cordless phone/doorbell  Alcin  Sep 04 00 
  
 
 Remotes For All  thumbwax  Sep 04 00 
 Each family member gets a remote 
 
 Cash for Passwords  Mickey the Fish  Sep 04 00 
 Put your money where your password is 
 
 Give A Man A Fish...  Mickey the Fish  Sep 04 00 
 Remodel an old saying 
 
 Reverse-printed Post-its  supercat  Sep 04 00 
 Business prints name/ad on "sticky side" of Post-It note 
 
 Time Credits  mrkillboy  Sep 05 00 
 Universally accepted "spare time" refund credits. 
 
 Audio Lottery  rayfo  Sep 05 00 
 An audio version of the lottery scratch card. 
 
 Anti-Gawker shield  IBBen  Sep 05 00 
 Emergency workers should be heard, not seen 
 
 Logical US women's clothing sizes  hello_c  Sep 06 00 
 Size clothes according to the possible size of the wearer. 
 
 Vanity Light  koz  Sep 06 00 
 Be in the spotlight for a little while, for a price. 
 
 Car periscope  PotatoStew  Sep 06 00 
 Lost or unsure which way to go? Take a look around. 
 
 Lawn Twister  hello_c  Sep 06 00 
 More colorful than croquet. 
 
 Kevlar passementerie  hello_c  Sep 06 00 
 Doubly suitable for the Hessian cavalry. 
 
 Sales tax by atoms-to-zipcode  hello_c  Sep 06 00 
 The solution to e-business sales taxes. 
 
 Heat-sensible tar  hello_c  Sep 06 00 
 Bond albedo should vary inversely with temperature 
 
 "The Quickening" Rule  mrkillboy  Sep 06 00 
 Informing movie goers what to expect. 
 
 Goofing off  mrthingy  Sep 06 00 
 reward slacking 
 
 Tesla Pet Fence  gthorlak  Sep 06 00 
 Tesla Coil Renders Pet Unconcious if it leaves the yard 
 
 Toiletron  hippo  Sep 06 00 
 Toilet for the video game generation 
 
 Dynamic Crop Circles  Mickey the Fish  Sep 06 00 
 Life imitates life 
 
 Mystery Science Porno Theater  mrthingy  Sep 06 00 
 Sarcastic commentators crack wise about the onscreen action 
 
 Stutton Bickers  rmutt  Sep 06 00 
 Stickers giving visual cues to black-on-black buttons 
 
 Better Six-Packs  centauri  Sep 06 00 
 I mean, c'mon, it's the year 2000, man. 
 
 Stackable Bottles  centauri  Sep 06 00 
 You know. For kids. 
 
 Doughnut-shaped commuter mug  IBBen  Sep 07 00 
 The coffee mug that fits on your stickshift. 
 
 Ticket-taking sound effects  syost  Sep 07 00 
 Munching sound for ticket-swallowing machines. 
 
 Temperature Sensitive Paint  IBBen  Sep 07 00 
 Your car changes color in rain, snow, sun, etc. 
 
 Cigs that look and smell like marjuana  Dreaming _Knight  Sep 07 00 
 Try smokeing one at the foodcourt in a large mall. 
 
 Safety straw  hello_c  Sep 07 00 
 Pinches shut if liquid is too hot. 
 
 Free-format documents  hippo  Sep 07 00 
 Documents not tied to specific applications 
 
 Telekinesis in a Box  mrkillboy  Sep 07 00 
 Now you can be just like Carrie! 
 
 Advert Music Website  Mickey the Fish  Sep 07 00 
 Tells you what the music on the ad was 
 
 80's Cartoon Network  mrkillboy  Sep 07 00 
 All 80's cartoons, ALL THE TIME! 
 
 Mr. T  mrkillboy  Sep 07 00 
 An icon of the 80s RETURNS! 
 
 Super Cultivator  Scott_D  Sep 07 00 
 A use for surplus Russian tanks. 
 
 Anti Car-Sound-Effect Law  andreamer  Sep 07 00 
 Outlaw use of realistic car sound effects on the radio 
 
 Non-continuous public school  hello_c  Sep 08 00 
 Public provision of 13 years of school; stop or skip as convenient 
 
 Mr. T versus...  mrkillboy  Sep 08 00 
 Based on the internet sensation! 
 
 "Nail on" contact lenses  jurgo  Sep 08 00 
 Great for halloween 
 
 keyed decal  thumbwax  Sep 08 00 
 Makes car/ SUV exterior look like somebody keyed it 
 
 Fart art  jurgo  Sep 08 00 
 No brushes required 
 
 shouldhireme.com  ing  Sep 08 00 
 Targeted recruitment subdomains 
 
 "...Mary" Hair Gel  mrkillboy  Sep 08 00 
 "Is that...hair gel?" 
 
 Book Content Search  syost  Sep 08 00 
 Search books' contents online 
 
 Lifeless Limericks  Mickey the Fish  Sep 08 00 
 Keep excitement out of poetry 
 
 New Curse Words  dgeiser13  Sep 08 00 
 The obscenities and vulgarities currently in use are stale. 
 
 Fart Catheter  wiml  Sep 08 00 
 Discreetly disposes of unwanted gaseous emissions 
 

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