| tiny humans | | mrthingy | | Aug 25 00 |
| selective breeding for petite-ness |
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| the 8 day week | | julien | | Aug 25 00 |
| sunday / monday / tuesday / wednesday / thrusday / friday / saturday / LOUFDAY |
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| the "justify my love" bra | | julien | | Aug 25 00 |
| A love tester device and bra -in one! |
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| MP3 Clock Radio | | andreamer | | Aug 26 00 |
| Alarm clock with an MP3 player built in. |
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| Wire-fu Exercise Kit | | mrkillboy | | Aug 26 00 |
| Tae Bo meets The Matrix et al. |
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| Addictive soda | | loneranger | | Aug 26 00 |
| Addictive soft drinks make a fortune |
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| Skin embossing | | quanta | | Aug 27 00 |
| Don't just tattoo it - emboss it |
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| Accessibility toolbar | | quanta | | Aug 27 00 |
| One touch toggling of Java, sounds, colours, fonts .... |
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| The Atmospheric Jukebox | | mrkillboy | | Aug 27 00 |
| Jukebox that plays songs based on "mood" or atmosphere of a room or location. |
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| Aftershave / Blood Clotter | | Alcin | | Aug 27 00 |
| Prevents bleeding after shaving |
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| subsurvivor | | merlaan | | Aug 27 00 |
| Survivor: the Russian Submarine Edition |
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| Remote control condoms | | gthorlak | | Aug 28 00 |
| condom put on with the push of a button |
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| Date the links | | StarChaser | | Aug 28 00 |
| Put the date on an added link. |
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| MemoryPaint | | tretchikoff | | Aug 28 00 |
| No more useless leftovers! |
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| Laundry Notifier | | confusionary | | Aug 29 00 |
| Notifier for shared washers and dryers |
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| Exploding pen | | abner mcwhistlebottom | | Aug 29 00 |
| Pen that explodes rather than write certain things |
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| Paid per view | | thumbwax | | Aug 30 00 |
| Sit through an entire episode of commercial television without changing channels and get paid for it |
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| Television Subtitle Glasses | | Alcin | | Aug 30 00 |
| For viewing subtitles on TV |
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| Buzzing Burners | | centauri | | Aug 30 00 |
| Electric burners that hum when on. |
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| Golf Tee Shooter | | juliec2 | | Aug 30 00 |
| Shoots golf tee into turf |
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| Cell phone audio memory | | beauxeault | | Aug 30 00 |
| Store and play audio files on a cell phone |
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| Bath Duvet | | tretchikoff | | Aug 30 00 |
| Make your bathtime a little more comfortable |
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| Contact Exchange Network | | JT | | Aug 31 00 |
| a swap site for contact info - namedrop.com... |
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| Anti-Clock | | BigThor | | Aug 31 00 |
| A novelty item for those of us who like to confuse our friends |
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| Faster Than Light | | Vernon | | Aug 31 00 |
| How to Exceed LightSpeed WITHOUT Violating Nature's Speed Limit |
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| copyless editor | | egnor | | Aug 31 00 |
| text editor without copy and paste |
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| STD Hedgehog | | Mickey the Fish | | Aug 31 00 |
| Severe Tyre Damage for our spiny friends |
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| Totem Tottie | | leggless | | Aug 31 00 |
| Performance Art |
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| DJ Bank | | leggless | | Aug 31 00 |
| New Age banking |
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| Poetic Legalese | | Mickey the Fish | | Aug 31 00 |
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| RoundingUp.com | | JT | | Aug 31 00 |
| A charity portal where users can "activate" their credit cards to give change to charity |
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| cellphone hat | | tenhand | | Aug 31 00 |
| Hats to improve cell phone experience |
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| Dimmer for sideviews | | centauri | | Aug 31 00 |
| You know that knob on your rearview mirror? |
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| Brain-Web.net | | eagle | | Aug 31 00 |
| ESP Through Wireless-Enabled Brain-Chip TCP/IP Client |
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| BumMail | | JT | | Aug 31 00 |
| Business which offers bums alternative to begging for change |
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| Flipping Thumb | | reensure | | Sep 01 00 |
| Keep a drink fresh and make (the) statement |
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| Power Spots | | rmutt | | Sep 01 00 |
| Wireless charging plates for laptops and portables. |
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| culture shock treatment | | thumbwax | | Sep 01 00 |
| Annoying guests on live TV get instant feed back from TV Land audience via interactive electrodes |
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| Human Breeding Season | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 01 00 |
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| Melee: the Game of Kings | | mrkillboy | | Sep 01 00 |
| For the glory of destruction and greed! |
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| Remote Mining "MUD" | | Scott_D | | Sep 01 00 |
| Harness the energy of adolescents, and conquer space. |
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| Soccer Improvements | | jraker | | Sep 01 00 |
| Spice up the game for American crowds |
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| Thro'n'Go Backpack | | rayfo | | Sep 01 00 |
| Revival of an old idea might make travel cheaper. |
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| Sliding Scale Democracy | | lucidish | | Sep 01 00 |
| Politicians get paid according to their popularity! |
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| glow in the dark hair dye | | persephoniekali | | Sep 01 00 |
| hair glows in the dark!! |
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| Halfbakery IRC channel | | enveekaa | | Sep 02 00 |
| Use IRC for realtime discussions |
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| a self-cleaning roller-towel system | | rayfo | | Sep 03 00 |
| Half-dried hands spread bacteria |
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| Aural Traffic Camera | | nicholascullum | | Sep 03 00 |
| Reduces noise from overloud car stereos |
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| Taxi Tycoon | | enveekaa | | Sep 03 00 |
| Run your own Taxi company |
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| Poetry meets jazz | | Phodhiaen | | Sep 03 00 |
| Listen to the words he's not reciting |
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| Mouse with built in pad | | bre | | Sep 03 00 |
| Never lose the mouse pad again! Use it in rough terrain! |
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| sir-Lights-a-lot Lantern | | Rob2 | | Sep 03 00 |
| Lantern light goes everywhere! |
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| voice activated horn | | Rob2 | | Sep 03 00 |
| speak into da mike your voice comes out the Horn! |
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| cordless phone/doorbell | | Alcin | | Sep 04 00 |
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| Remotes For All | | thumbwax | | Sep 04 00 |
| Each family member gets a remote |
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| Cash for Passwords | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 04 00 |
| Put your money where your password is |
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| Give A Man A Fish... | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 04 00 |
| Remodel an old saying |
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| Reverse-printed Post-its | | supercat | | Sep 04 00 |
| Business prints name/ad on "sticky side" of Post-It note |
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| Time Credits | | mrkillboy | | Sep 05 00 |
| Universally accepted "spare time" refund credits. |
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| Audio Lottery | | rayfo | | Sep 05 00 |
| An audio version of the lottery scratch card. |
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| Anti-Gawker shield | | IBBen | | Sep 05 00 |
| Emergency workers should be heard, not seen |
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| Logical US women's clothing sizes | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| Size clothes according to the possible size of the wearer. |
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| Vanity Light | | koz | | Sep 06 00 |
| Be in the spotlight for a little while, for a price. |
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| Car periscope | | PotatoStew | | Sep 06 00 |
| Lost or unsure which way to go? Take a look around. |
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| Lawn Twister | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| More colorful than croquet. |
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| Kevlar passementerie | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| Doubly suitable for the Hessian cavalry. |
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| Sales tax by atoms-to-zipcode | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| The solution to e-business sales taxes. |
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| Heat-sensible tar | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| Bond albedo should vary inversely with temperature |
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| "The Quickening" Rule | | mrkillboy | | Sep 06 00 |
| Informing movie goers what to expect. |
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| Goofing off | | mrthingy | | Sep 06 00 |
| reward slacking |
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| Tesla Pet Fence | | gthorlak | | Sep 06 00 |
| Tesla Coil Renders Pet Unconcious if it leaves the yard |
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| Toiletron | | hippo | | Sep 06 00 |
| Toilet for the video game generation |
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| Dynamic Crop Circles | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 06 00 |
| Life imitates life |
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| Mystery Science Porno Theater | | mrthingy | | Sep 06 00 |
| Sarcastic commentators crack wise about the onscreen action |
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| Stutton Bickers | | rmutt | | Sep 06 00 |
| Stickers giving visual cues to black-on-black buttons |
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| Better Six-Packs | | centauri | | Sep 06 00 |
| I mean, c'mon, it's the year 2000, man. |
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| Stackable Bottles | | centauri | | Sep 06 00 |
| You know. For kids. |
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| Doughnut-shaped commuter mug | | IBBen | | Sep 07 00 |
| The coffee mug that fits on your stickshift. |
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| Ticket-taking sound effects | | syost | | Sep 07 00 |
| Munching sound for ticket-swallowing machines. |
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| Temperature Sensitive Paint | | IBBen | | Sep 07 00 |
| Your car changes color in rain, snow, sun, etc. |
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| Cigs that look and smell like marjuana | | Dreaming _Knight | | Sep 07 00 |
| Try smokeing one at the foodcourt in a large mall. |
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| Safety straw | | hello_c | | Sep 07 00 |
| Pinches shut if liquid is too hot. |
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| Free-format documents | | hippo | | Sep 07 00 |
| Documents not tied to specific applications |
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| Telekinesis in a Box | | mrkillboy | | Sep 07 00 |
| Now you can be just like Carrie! |
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| Advert Music Website | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 07 00 |
| Tells you what the music on the ad was |
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| 80's Cartoon Network | | mrkillboy | | Sep 07 00 |
| All 80's cartoons, ALL THE TIME! |
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| Mr. T | | mrkillboy | | Sep 07 00 |
| An icon of the 80s RETURNS! |
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| Super Cultivator | | Scott_D | | Sep 07 00 |
| A use for surplus Russian tanks. |
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| Anti Car-Sound-Effect Law | | andreamer | | Sep 07 00 |
| Outlaw use of realistic car sound effects on the radio |
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| Non-continuous public school | | hello_c | | Sep 08 00 |
| Public provision of 13 years of school; stop or skip as convenient |
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| Mr. T versus... | | mrkillboy | | Sep 08 00 |
| Based on the internet sensation! |
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| "Nail on" contact lenses | | jurgo | | Sep 08 00 |
| Great for halloween |
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| keyed decal | | thumbwax | | Sep 08 00 |
| Makes car/ SUV exterior look like somebody keyed it |
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| Fart art | | jurgo | | Sep 08 00 |
| No brushes required |
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| shouldhireme.com | | ing | | Sep 08 00 |
| Targeted recruitment subdomains |
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| "...Mary" Hair Gel | | mrkillboy | | Sep 08 00 |
| "Is that...hair gel?" |
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| Book Content Search | | syost | | Sep 08 00 |
| Search books' contents online |
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| Lifeless Limericks | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 08 00 |
| Keep excitement out of poetry |
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| New Curse Words | | dgeiser13 | | Sep 08 00 |
| The obscenities and vulgarities currently in use are stale. |
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| Fart Catheter | | wiml | | Sep 08 00 |
| Discreetly disposes of unwanted gaseous emissions |
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