doctorremulac3

Preferred pronouns: dude, bro, bruh.

WELL BAKED!
(Another HB version of the sonnet Ozymandias by Percy Shelley)

I met a baker from a far-off land who said: “Speed bumps like custard soft, my dreams of wealth, and great acclaim.”

Shattered though with posts of fury. Sarcastic cold like cutting blades tell this baker well what came before. For on those annos these words appear:

"THIS IS WELL BAKED! LOOK UPON THESE LINKS AND DESPAIR!"

Nothing but the bones remain, of that colossal dream. Bunless and barren, into the vast and endless history files. It fades into time. — doctorremulac3

[Mar 26 2005, last modified May 12 2022]

1 in 3 Chance Lottery (+3, -1)
100+ Mile Per Hour Foot Race (+1, -1)
100+ Mile Per Hour Swim Race (+7, -2)
$19.94 Price Tag (+5, -2)
1984 Themed Vending Machine (+13)
2 Approaches To The Hoverboard From Back To The Future (+1)
2 Way Pneumatic Trampoline Escalator (+11)
3 (or more) Layer Snow Globe (+2, -2)
300 MPH Solar Powered Car Driven By Richard Branson (+6, -1)
3D Artwalk (+2)
3D Fireworks "Sculpture" (+2)
3D Soccer: AeroBall (+5, -1)
3D Sprinting (+3, -1)
50 Story High Dive Attraction (+4)
A Dog Pack Named Barney (+6)
A Face Of History (+3, -2)
A.I. Turns Car Into Disneyland Style Guided / Contrained Car (+1, -2)
A Pool that Goes Somewhere (+16, -1)
Abstract Steam Engine Sculpture (+6)
Accent / Dialect / Patois Select On Word Processor (+2, -2)
Acrobatic Car (+3)
Actor Competition Crowd Acted Movie (+4)
Actual Scenario Air Emergency Training (+3, -1)
Add "Planet" To The Taxonomic Rank Categories (+8)
ADE or "Attention Deficit Excellence" (+4, -2)
Adjustable Movement Resistance Pants Allow Competition Between Groups With Disparate Abilities (+2, -3)
AeroBattleBots (+2)
Aerogel Candy (+5, -1)
After Image Message/Artwork (+4)
Age Of Man Associated Monthly Calendar Icons (+4)
"AI" Customer Service That Actually Works (+3)
AI Debate Site (+5, -1)
"AI" Human Interface Funny Sentence Generator (+1, -2)
Aid Bomb (+3, -3)
Air Bowling (+5, -1)
Air Demolition Derby (+4)
Air Soccer (+2)
Air Wrestling (+11)
Airplane Engine Concert And Aerial Ballet (+3)
Album Collector's Historic Format Binder (+3, -1)
Alcohol Breathalyzer Equipped Smart Phone (+3)
"Alexa, turn our house into a sitcom." (+6, -1)
Alien Earth Invaders! (+4)
All-In-One Man Replacement Tool (+3, -1)
All-In-One Sound Effects Whistle (+3)
All New Laws Read On The Floor Of Congress To The Theme Of YMCA (+2, -4)
Ambient music filter (+6)
Amplified Scary Car Startup (+9)
Amplified Trampoline (+17)
An Unsanctioned God (+1, -2)
Anal Positive Message Vibrating Morse Code Device (+1, -1)
Analog (+2, -2)
Anamorphic Illusion Walkway Art Selfie Park (+3)
Ancient Chinese Pain Relief Hammer (+5)
And This Year's Massive Hoax Was... (+5)
Animal Powered Short Hop Helicopter (+6)
Animated Tattoo (+7, -1)
Annual End Of The World Day (+10)
Another Anti-tailgating Device (+7, -1)
Anthropomorphic Garden Plants (+5)
Anti Bear Sombrero II (+4)
Anti-Hitler Facial Hair (+7)
Anti-Virus Man (-2)
Ape DALL-E (+2, -1)
ApplePay Equipped Homeless Sign (+4)
Appropriate Volume Turn Signal Indicator Click (+8, -2)
Aquarium Ice Skating (+3, -1)
Are You Real Robot Or A Fauxbot? (+2)
Area Denial Targeting Pods / Next Generation Land-mines (+2)
Armed Civilian Deputization Program (+3, -11)
Armed Security Camera Manned By Police (+3, -8)
Around the World in 80 Minutes (+12)
Arrange Greeting Card Sales Rack By Life Stage (+7)
Arrowpike (+1)
Art By The Foot (+7, -1)
Artificial Intelligence Halfbaker (+3, -1)
Artificial Intelligence Human Growth Comparison Model (+1, -3)
Artificial Leaf Pile (+3, -1)
Artistically Tessellated Bubble Wrap (+13)
Assembly Line Tuned to Play "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott (+5)
Astronaut Food Container / Toilet Combo For Space (+2)
Atheist Pope (+5, -5)
Audience Controlled Tilt-able Stage (+3)
Autogyro Rocket Booster Recovery (+4)
Automatic Cannon Equipped Close Air Support Drone (+6, -2)
Automatic Collision Avoidance Horn (+4)
Automatic High Beams Flasher (+8)
Automatic Text To Famous Song Mashup Editor (+1, -1)
Automatic "The Light’s Changed!!" Car Horn Activation (+1)
Average Life Form (+4, -2)
Award For T-Rex Bow Tie Affixing Machine (+1, -1)
Awl Wrong Righting (+3)
B-58 Hustler for SpaceShipOne mother ship (+14)
Backfire / Shelter Hole Bomb For Firefighters Caught In Wildfire (+6, -1)
Bad Dance Synchronization (+2)
Bad Language Computer Settings (+1, -1)
Bad Player Punishing Piano (+2, -2)
Bagpipe Canceling Headphones (+8, -1)
Baker's Score (+4)
Ballet Fountain (+4)
Balloon-O-Stat (+5)
Balloon-O-Stat 2 (+2)
Bank Notes Reduced Size Matches Their Worth After Inflation (+8, -3)
Barking Contest (+3)
Base Football (+2)
Be Like (Insert mentally or physically challenged person's name here) (+2, -3)
Beautiful / Ugly Contrast Makeup (+2)
Beer Belly Competition (+4, -1)
Beer Goggles Mug (+3)
Big Brother Is Watching You Posters (+3)
Big Brother Is Watching You Stick On Security Camera Poster (+4)
Big Brother's Mind Numbing Tea Biscuits (+3, -2)
Big Fake Smile Harmonica (+2)
Big Globe Video Conference Experience (+4)
Big Kid Day (+4, -1)
Big Ventriliquist Dummy (+1)
Bike Lane Riding Direction Facing Oncoming Cars (+2, -4)
Billboard Music Chart For Animals (+4)
Biology Experiment (+1)
Bird AND Squirrel Feeder (+6)
Bird Chimes (+7, -1)
Bird Proof Squirrel Feeder (+8)
Birthday Present Web-a-thon (+4)
Black Light Strobe Fountain (+3)
Black Plague Vintage Beaked Surgical Mask (+7)
Bleach Spray Bottle With A Holy-Water Motif (+3)
Blue, Tooth Shaped USB Blue Tooth Adapter (+2)
Blue Wine (+7)
Boat Carries Its Own Water With It (+12)
Boaty McBoatface II (+8, -1)
Body To Statue Process (+1)
Bomb Sniffing Airport SecurityTiger (+6)
Book Where Paragraphs Have Various Different Hotline Colors To Denote Different Moods (+4)
Bounce Suit (+3)
Bowser Blast (+5)
Box Office Bomb / Box Office Bonanza Game (+2)
Boxing Glove Grenade (+2)
Boxing Jeopardy (+2)
Boy's Self Esteem Action Figure (+2)
Brad Pitt Mows Your Lawn (+5, -2)
Brain Slug Shaped Novelty Headphones (+5, -1)
“Brainstorm” or “Green needle” Phenomenon Based Very Short Story (+6, -2)
Buoyancy Engine Energy Storage For Ocean Windmills (+7)
Bureau Of Citizen Compliance (+2)
Business Cards In Sterile Packets (+7)
Buzz Bomb Pipe Organ (+2)
Calibrated Digital School Lessons (+4)
Canine Nutrient-Rich Homework Paper (+17, -1)
Car Boot Boot (+6, -2)
Car Bus (+3)
Car Horn Activated Car Horns (+8, -1)
Car Horn With Dog Or Crying Baby Sounds (+8)
Car Lover Becomes Their Favorite Car In Death (+4)
Car-O-Cycle (+1, -2)
Caricature Generating Photo Program (+4)
Carnival Gym (+8)
Cars Of My Life (+8, -2)
Cat caller (+5)
Cat Food Comparison Commercial (+3)
Cat Laser Ballet (+6, -1)
Cat Love Day (+7, -2)
Cat Piano (+4, -2)
Catbox Tombstone (+2, -1)
Catch A Football Dropped From Orbit (+3, -1)
Catch Your Picnic Lunch (+5, -2)
Catchy Commercial Idea (+2, -2)
Caveman Tech Contest / TV Show (+2)
Ceiling Racing (+10)
Cell Phone 911 Activated Emergency Power (+4)
Celtic Cross Roundabout (+3)
Centenarian Beauty Pageant (+2, -2)
Centerfuge Train - San Jose to San Francisco in Five Minutes (+1, -2)
Certified Green Car Recharge Stations (+6)
Chalkboard Statues (+4)
Change Friday the 13th to Monday the 13th (+3)
Change "Hear hear!" to "Hear here!" (+2, -2)
Charity Bowl (+4, -1)
Chatty Appliances That Now Also Sing Along With You (Or Kill You) (+4)
Cheap Balloon Fireworks (+8, -3)
Cheap Diplomas (+3, -7)
Cheap Hydrogen Balloon "Fireworks" (+6)
Cheetah Racing To Generate Habitat Preservation Fund (+3, -1)
Chia Exercise Equipment (+4)
Chicken Break Dance Stage (+2, -1)
Chicken Taste Scale (+2)
Child Labor / Automated Robot Worker Efficiency Comparison Rating (+3, -2)
Chimp Orchestra (+2, -2)
Choose Your Electric Car's Sound (+3)
Choose Your Preferred Face For Siri Or Alexa (+2, -3)
Chord Clock (+4)
City Streets Soccer Game (+4, -1)
City Translator App For GPS Map Program (+3)
Clapping Wave (+9, -1)
Class Action Lawsuit Settlement Lottery (+3)
Clear Bowling Ball With Embedded Stuff (+2)
Climb Mt Everest (+2, -5)
Cloud Movie Projector (+3, -1)
Cockpit In Flight Emergency Simulation Drills (+3)
Cognitive Response Profile Security System (+3)
Coin Change Eliminating Charity Roulette Wheel (+6)
Cold Morning Automobile Start Sequence Initiation Button (+3)
Collar That Allows Dogs To Speak (+4, -1)
Color Changing Hand Sanitizer (+1)
Color Changing Hand Sanitizer Infused Gloves (+1)
Color Changing Wallpaper (+4)
Color Changing Wine (+4, -2)
Color To Black And White Live Stage Effect (+11, -1)
Coloring Book Newspaper (+8)
Comfort Fungus (+5, -1)
Comical Inflatable Sex Doll Life Raft Prank (+3, -1)
Comical Razzberry Tongue (+1, -2)
Comical Sound Effects Podium (+3)
Completely Realistic Fake Candle (+7)
Compliant Mechanism Design Competition For Engineering Students (+4, -2)
Computer 1950s/60s sci fi retroizing software (+16)
Conspiracy Theory Acceptance Rating (+15, -1)
Conspiracy Theory Education Gimmick (+2, -3)
Contest To Create Voices From The Past (+3)
Continuous Burn Nuclear Drive (+4)
Contra-Rotating Bullet Sections (+2)
Contronym Based Sentences With Dual Contradictory Meanings (+2, -1)
Cookie Chaff Generator (+7)
Cooking With Thermite (+2)
Covid-19 Fever Detecting Infrared Camera "They Live" Prank. (+15)
COVID Test Tissues (+1, -2)
Cradle To Grave Outfit (+2)
Crash Survivable Design For Micro Cars (+5, -1)
Crazy Skyscraper Daredevil Climber (+5)
Credit Card With Graphic Warnings About Debt (+5)
Crowd Aerial Picture Arrangement App (+4)
Crowd Crush Prevention Application For Cellphones (+3, -2)
Crowd Plays Characters In The Movie (+1)
Crowd Recorded Song Method (+4)
Cumulative vs Singular Assertions (+3)
Cure Death Without Overpopulating Earth (+3)
Custard Filled Silent Sub Chaser - Now With Added Fuel Efficiency (+2)
Customized Voting With Guaranteed Cash Payout (+3)
Cyborg Effect Wrist Watch (+16)
Dancing Animals Zoo (+2, -1)
Dancing Ballerina Robot Fountain (+5, -1)
Dangerous Driving Detectors (+5, -5)
Dangerous-habit- discouraging traveling freak show (+8, -1)
Dangerous Stretch Of Road Or Crosswalk Indicator Markings (+4)
Daredevil Sky Diving Stunt (+4, -1)
Dash Video Cam Based Global Positioning System Navigation (+2)
Daylight Median Time (+3)
Days Since Hitler Was Mentioned Here (+8, -2)
Death Day Celebration (+2)
Decade Themed City Development (+3, -2)
Decoy scam commercials (+7, -3)
Deep Underwater Air Pressure Storage Piston Well For Windmills (+3)
Deficit / Surplus Map (+3)
Desktop Punching Bag Web Challenge (+3)
Diabolical Laughter Smoke Detector Alarm (+4)
Dial-a-candle (+3)
Digital Optical Virtual Record Player (+5)
Dirt Surfing (+7)
Disgusting dinner plates weight loss plan (+14, -5)
Disinfectant Infused Rubber Glove Palms And Finger Tips For The Medical Profession (+4)
Docu-dramas Featuring Historical Figures Without The Goofy Wigs (+3)
Dodge Ball Toy (+7)
Dog Airball (+2, -1)
Dog Ballet (+5)
Dog Bark / Breed iPhone App / Database (+2, -1)
Dog Checkout Aisle (+6)
Dog Glider (+4, -1)
Dog Glider II: Fido's Revenge (+4, -2)
Dog Parade For Pooch That Chased Al Baghdadi (+4, -1)
Dog Racing (+5, -1)
Dog Soccer Ball Handles (Picture a Caronavirus) Actually Don't. Just Handles, Not Spikes. (+3, -1)
Dog Sunroof "Wind-Rider" Cage (+3)
Dog vs Cat Debate (+1)
Don't Drop The Soap (+7, -2)
Donald Trump Category (-4)
Double Or Nothing Lottery Ticket (+14)
Draftee President (+16, -1)
Driverless Car Assistance II (+1, -3)
Driverless Car Buffer Vehicles (+3)
Driveway Snow Scraper (+4, -1)
Drone AND Fireworks Display With Precision Alignment (+1, -1)
Drone-B-Gone (+1, -2)
Drone Empennage To Steer Trailing Visual Element (+1, -2)
Drone Radar Chaff Trailing Ribbon (+1)
Drone Swarm "Ballet" (+7)
Drone "Tracer Ribbon" 360 Degree Articulated Mount (+1)
Drone "Tracer Ribbon" Effect (+1)
Drones Designed To Be "Shot Down" (+8)
Drop Down Smoke Alarm Silencing Button (+4)
Drug Store Aisles Arranged By Embarrassment Factor (+7, -1)
Drug User's Prison (+3)
Drum Machine Heavy Bag (+8)
Drunk Movie 2: The unnecessary sequel (+3)
"Duck" and "Ducking" Word Processor Verification (+1, -2)
Dynamic LED Lit Dance Costumes (+3)
Dynamic Sand Track Running / Swimming / Digging Race - Now With Wrestling Ring! (+4, -1)
Dysfunctional Hamster Orchestra (+5, -1)
E-cigarette That Looks Like Life Support Device (+1)
E.Z. Watch Superhero Movie (+1)
Earth Base 1 - Now With Ice Cream (+1, -3)
Earthquake Day (+5, -3)
Earthquake Fun Scale (+10)
Eat a Buick (+6, -1)
Echo / Reverb Pet Collar For Halloween (+6, -1)
Echo Shoes (+6)
Edible Life Jacket (+11, -2)
Eerily Quiet Crystal Water Mountain Interactive Cave Exploration (+3)
Egg Hardness Meter Stamp (+1)
Electric Candy (+2, -1)
Electrical Muscle Stimulation Running Aid (+3)
"Electricity bad!" baby training outlet plate (+10)
"Electricity Bad" baby training outlet plate 2 (+2)
"Electricity Bad" baby training outlet plate 3 (+2)
Electromagnetic Radiation Visualization Glasses (+10)
Elevation global positioning metric (+2)
Elimination Of Inter-generational Debt (+2, -3)
Embarrasing Section Of Pharmacy (+1)
Emergency Pilot Override (+1, -3)
Emergency Shark Jaw Lock (-2)
Emergency Tasers In All Schools (+8, -4)
Emoticon That Tells You How To Read The Sentence That Follows It (+12)
Enhanced Body Weight Exercise Device (+2)
Escher’s Waterfall fountain (+4)
Etch-a-Sketch Story Book (+5)
Euromutt Ensemble (+1)
Evel Knievel style ski-jump drag races (+17, -2)
Even Playing Field Boxing Accouterments (+4)
Even The Odds Running Shoes (Also Treadmill Shoes) (+3, -2)
Every Day Situation Ejector Seat (+1)
Every Key On Keyboard Prints The Magic Word (+3)
Existing Utility Pole Monorail Delivery Route - now with 2 way tube (+6)
Experiment To Find If Music Has Intrinsic Emotional Triggers Or Uses Programmed Association (+1, -1)
Exploding Drones Fireworks Shootout With Monetization (+2, -2)
Explosion Based Drum Set (+7)
Explosive Drone Swarm Around Naval Ships (+5)
Expression Changing Headlights And Tailights (+6)
External Combustion Subwoofer (+8)
Eye Band Halloween Thing (+9)
"F*ck Cigarettes" (+3, -4)
Face Cooling Surgical Mask (+1, -1)
Face Recognition to Open Dog / Cat Doors (+5)
Facebook Novelty App (+3)
Faces Of Our Country Flag Project (+3)
Fake Gunshot / Awoken Residents Burgler Deterrence (+4, -1)
Famous Guitar Player Air Guitar Show (+3)
Famous People Laugh Track (+1)
Famous People Looking At You (+2)
Famous People Send Your Messages (+2)
Fast Food Lottery Cash Giveaway (+6, -3)
Faux-22 Raptor (+2)
Faux Nuclear Explosion Fireworks Show Finale Or 3 Mile Tall Smoke Rabbit (+1, -2)
Faux (very faux) 3D Photo Cube (+12)
Feature Allowing All Bakers To Post A Thumbnail Sketch Of Their Idea (+5, -1)
Fever Indicating Color Changing Masks With Swappable Contagion Traps (+4)
Find The Flaw (+3)
Find Your Twin On Line (+8, -3)
Fireball Bowling (+7)
Firefly Fountain (+13)
Fireplace Tornado (+13)
Firestorm Inflatable Flailing Man (+4)
First Person Hugger Game (+11, -1)
First Shot Callout (+3, -2)
Fishbowl Nightlight (+12)
Fitbit Software That Alerts You To People Closer Than 6 Feet (+1)
Fizzy Ice Cubes (+4)
Flag That Was Designed To Billow Flames From Its Inception (+1)
Flash Bang Incense (+13)
Flavor-Be-Gone, the Un Spice. (+6, -2)
Flight Simulator Carwash (+9)
Floating holiday when month/day/year are the same number (+28, -2)
Floating Pedestrian Effect (+2)
Floating Pond (+7, -2)
Floating / Sink In Place Levee Breach Sandbags (+6, -1)
Floating Skateboard Illusion (+2, -1)
Flood The Darkweb With Fake Identity Theft Targets (+4, -1)
Flu Virus Stickers To Show Kids How Viruses Spread (+3)
Fly Like A Bird (+2)
Flying Cats (+7, -1)
Flying Dog Challenge (+4)
Flying Goldfish Bowl (+3)
Flying / Gravity Defying Attraction Visitors Picture Backdrop (+4)
Flying Sculptures In The Park (+8)
"Foolproof Super High Tech Terrorist Mind Reading Machine" (+3, -7)
Foot Shaped Lego Pickup Tool (+5)
Football Replays With Sound Effects (+2)
Four Dimensional Street View (+1, -3)
Fractional Gold and Platinum Album Awards (+2)
Fraternity Hazing Ritual (+2, -2)
Frisbee Shaped Delivery Packages (+7, -2)
Funicular (sort of) River Boat (+3)
Garden Of Eden Paludarium (+2)
Gatling Gun Calliope (+3)
Generic Startup Speech (+3)
Genetically Engineered Slow Maturing Humans (+2, -5)
"Get A Life!" (+1)
Get To The Point Youtube Button (+6)
"Getting Closer" Spell Checker (+19)
Ghost Riding Competition (+2)
Glitch In The Matrix Prank (+2)
Glut the Illegal Drug Supply Chain to Remove Profits (+6, -8)
Godwin's Debate (+5)
Goldfish Cenotaph (+2)
Good Nutrition Advice Cards For Kids Instead Of Candy For Halloween (+2)
Good Posture Glasses (+5)
Google Street View Schedule (+3)
Googly Eye Wall Art Hanging (+5)
Gorilla Burger (+3, -5)
Grand Finale 100 Story Mushroom Cloud (+4)
Grandma's Chicken Soup Delivered Within Three Hours From Halfway Around The Globe (+7)
Gravity as God (+15, -5)
Great and Powerful Oz Skype Template (+6)
Great Philosophers Fish Bowls (+6)
Green Acceleration Light (+4, -2)
Grocery Store Checkout ATM Orchestra (+7, -1)
Group Funded "They Live" Theme Billboards (+2)
Group Poem (0)
Guard Dog Patrol System (+4)
Guitar On Drugs Effects Pedal (+3, -1)
Gun Enloudenator (+2, -2)
Gun Trigger Pull Stiffener (+4, -2)
"Guy's gotta hat full of walnut shells." (+3, -1)
Gym Treadmill Racetrack Animation (+3, -1)
Halfbakery Anno Place Marker (+3)
Halfbakery Awards (+9, -5)
Halfbakery Bakery (+3)
Halfbakery Based Media Hoaxes (+2)
Halfbakery Based Standup Routine (+1)
Halfbakery Field of Honor (+5, -3)
Halfbakery Flame War Temperature Guage (+2, -4)
Halfbakery Idea Flow Chart (+4)
Halfbakery Mascots Bunzy & Bonezy (+1, -6)
Halfbakery Member Approximate Visage Yearbook or What Do You Look Like Approximately? (+2)
Halfbakery Next Of Kin Registration (+10, -2)
Halfbakery Orchestral Instruments (+2, -1)
Halfbakery Poems Based On Classic Poems (+2, -1)
HALFBAKERY THIS WEEK (+3, -3)
Halloween Candy Bowl That Screams If You Take Too Much (+6)
Halloween Candy Dish WITH DISEMBODIED HAND!!!!!! (+4)
Halloween Fake Severed Head Bird Feeder (+7)
Hamster based power generation conversion tables (+17)
Hamster Wheel Roller Coaster (+3)
Hand Sanitizer With Irritant Added (+7, -2)
Handshake Replacement (+2, -2)
Happy Birthday Mary Had A Little Lamb Game & Secret Code (+4, -4)
Happy Face Button On Horn (+7)
Happy Power Outlets (+5)
"Haunted" Mouse Gag (+3, -1)
Have The Oscars Scripted By The WWF (+3, -3)
He-Man Chess Set (+6)
He-Man wizz amplifier (+10)
Health Insurance Coupons In Cigarette Packs (+6, -6)
Heavy Bag Controlled Explosions (+4, -1)
Helium Filled Mylar Inflatable Boxing Dummy (+2)
Helium / Sulfur Hexafluoride Voice Changer In A Can (+6, -1)
Herbal gas additive (+3)
Herdmeister 9000 (+4)
Herdmeister 9000 Plus (+6)
High Fidelity Gramophone (+4)
High Speed Pool (+2)
Highly Paid Executive Taxation Distribution To Company's Workers (+2, -4)
Highway Of Death Bus Ride To Doctorremulac3's Castle Of Horror (+2)
History Taught By The People Who Made It (+6)
Hive Mind Remote Control Task Competition (+6, -1)
Hoberman Sphere Sports Balls (0)
Hockey Puck With 10 Foot Trailing Chain (+1)
Holistic Automotive (+10)
Hollow Flat Earth Society (+5, -1)
Holy Mace (+6, -2)
Homeless Meal Delivery / Advertising Platform (+9)
Honest Court System (+1, -9)
Honor Your Very Ancient Ancestors Day (+6)
Honorary Oscar For The Actor Who Created The Pirate's "Arrgh!" (+3, -1)
Hoop Piano String (+2)
Horizontal Extremely Fast Water Slide (+5)
Horoscope Prank (0)
Hot Potato Investment Bond (+3)
Hotel Food Tray Door Opener (+2, -2)
"How Famous Are You?" Website (+3)
Human Centipede Race (+2)
Human Model Numbers (+4)
Humane Care Modular Temporary Shelters (+3)
Humans Vs Simians (+1)
Hummingbird Egg Omelette (+7)
Hunter / Gatherer Wilderness Adventure Park (+9, -1)
Hunter Killer Drone (+2, -2)
"Hurry Up And Change" Crosswalk Button (+4)
Hypersonic Flying Fireball Spectacular (+12)
"I've Had This Pen For 13.4 Years" (+5)
Ian Tindale Come Home - We Miss You! (+8, -1)
Immigration Reciprocity (+4, -2)
Immobile Planetary Inhabitants (0)
Impress-A-Date (tm) (+6, -2)
Improved Air to Air Refueling Probe (+2)
Improved Clown Car Schtick (+2, -4)
Improved Horse Drawn Carriage (+4)
(Improved) Humanity Vision (+7)
Improved Talking Dog Collar (+3)
"In Place" Car Racing (+3, -1)
Incredibly Huge Barbell Weights / Now Featuring Ant Style Olympics (+4)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (+6)
Infinity Cannibal Doll (+6)
Information Bombs (+8, -2)
InQ (+4, -1)
Inspirational Music Pen (+2)
Instantly Reconfigurable Room (+14, -1)
Intelligence Contest Based Dog Show (+11)
Interactive Theater Snack Cue Points (+5)
Interactive Transmission Loss Exhibit For Science Museum (+2)
International Consensus On The Word For A Dog's Bark (+3, -2)
Internet News Story Squidding Rating (+4)
Intertwined, Multiple Speed Walking/Jogging/Riding Paths (+4)
Intra Sport Competition (+4)
iPhone (+7, -18)
Janitor Hat Designed To Anger People Who Take Hats Seriously (+7)
Japan / America Reconciliation Day (+1, -6)
John the Baptist Poodle Costume (+2)
Joke Self Smoking Cigarettes (0)
Jump Rope With LEDs On The Outside / Series Of Cameras On The Inside (+1, -1)
Jump Scare Browser Option Button For Halloween (+1, -1)
Jump Scare Pop-up Book (+6)
Keep Alex Trebek As Onging Host Of Jeopardy (+4, -3)
Kid's Book With Hidden Moral To The Story (+3)
Kinetic Sculpture Mechanical Calculator (+4, -1)
"Krazy 'n kute" fruits 'n vegetables (+11, -1)
Kriminal Guardian Bureau (+1)
Ladder Snow Boarding (+7)
Lampshade / Barf Bucket (+6)
Laughing pen for writing funny stuff... (+4)
Lawyer Swap (+4)
Learn How To Make A Computer Mouse (+4, -1)
Learn Morse Code In Minutes (+3)
Least Efficient Invention Competition (+1, -2)
Legalize Drugs, Beef Up Civil Liability Laws Regarding Their Sale (+4, -5)
Lenticular Printed Floor That Appears To Move As You Walk On It (+5)
Lesson Where Your Grade Is Determined By How Many Problems You Get Wrong (+3)
Let The Crowd Decide (+4)
Level Flight Bullet (+1, -2)
Life Extension or Reduction Product Labeling (+2, -2)
Light / Dark Cycle Tuned TV (+3)
Light Show Candles (+8)
Light Up Cigar Chew Toy For Dogs (+5)
Line Of Musical Weapons (0)
Linked Kitchen Appliance Personalities (+3, -1)
Liquid Sand Cat Litterbox Post As Homage To 8th of 7 (+5, -1)
Lissajous Pattern Record Grooves (+5)
Litter Box With Tombstone (+1, -1)
Litter Lotto (+26, -2)
Little Step / Super Fast Walking Shoes (+3)
Live Performance Races (+4, -1)
Live Play Versions Of Famous Movies Featuring The Original Actors (+2, -2)
Live Tiger "Petting" Zoo (-1)
Load the Internet With Bad Bomb Plans (+7)
Longest Time Getting To The Point Video Award (+2, -1)
"Look How Clever We Are" Spelling (+1)
Lottery Beer2 (+7)
Lottery Tickets That Feed The Homeless (+3, -2)
Low-brow Humor Piggy Bank (+3)
Loyal Opposition Liaison (+4, -1)
Mad Scientist Themed Kitchen Appliances (+8)
Made Fresh While You Wait Store (+10)
Magic 8 Ball Council (+3)
Make 'em wear a camera (criminals) (+2, -2)
Make the "F" Key 800% Bigger (+3)
Man + Technology Bonding Prayer (+2)
Man VS Machine: Baseball Challenge (+4)
Marching Chess (formerly 4D chess, too complicated) (+2, -2)
Mars Ecosphere Challenge (+5)
Mars Tomagatchi Project (+7)
Mars Writer Project (+8)
Martian Surface Rock Concert (+2)
Mass Murder Media Reporting Template (+1)
Matter State Thermometer (+5)
Mechanical Internet (+16, -2)
Mechanical Remote Camera (+1)
Melt Road Ice With Car Exhaust (+5, -1)
Metal Shredding Pipe Organ (+3)
Mind Blowing Price Designed To Grab Attention (-1)
Mind Field (+8)
Mini Animal Breeding Contest (+6)
Mini Parks On The Avenue (+4)
Miniature golf style bowling (+15)
Mirror Tennis (+2)
Mirror Universe You (+2)
Mobius Loop Administration Association (+1)
Model President (+2)
Modern DaVincis (+9)
Modular Factory Factory (+1, -4)
Monkeys Writing The Complete Works Of Shakespeare (+6)
Month Of The Virus Celebration (+2)
Mood Reading Keyboard (+10, -1)
Moon Echo Fugue (+7)
More Accurate Second Counting (+2, -4)
Morning Heralding Solar Powered Musical Robot Sunflower (+2)
Most American Award (+1, -3)
Most Prestigious College Degree (+2, -3)
Most Winning Country Medal (+5)
Motivational iPod Running App (+6)
Motorcycle Towing Skateboard Chariot Style Races (+3)
Movie Featuring All The Missing Parts (0)
Movie Mashup Program (+4)
Movie Trailer Style "News" Format (+3)
Moving Ignition Keyhole For Drunk Driver's Cars (+3)
MRI Accompaniment Music (+4)
Multi Colored Smoke Trail Baseball (+6)
Multi Rider Snakeboard (+7)
Multi TV Programming (+4)
Mummification / Embalmed Display - After Death Alternative (+1)
Museum Exhibit With Virtual Monkey Writing The Complete Works Of Shakespeare (+3, -1)
Musical Chairs Band Position Swap (+2)
Musical Shoes (+3)
Mylar Balloon Sparring Practice (+2)
Myna Bird Voice Changer Cage (+4, -1)
Mystery Song Coffee Stirrer (+6)
Mythmakers TV Show (-1)
Naming Competition For Nuclear Weapons (+3, -3)
Nerdthink Time Waster (+15)
Nesting Telescoping Snowglobes (+2)
Nestled Telescoping Idea Cards (+1)
New Slogans For Democrat and Republican Parties (+1, -3)
Newspapers you can read to your baby (+49, -4)
Nickname The New Joint Strike Fighter "The F-35 Baby Seal" (+3, -3)
Night Globe (+6)
No Brainer (+3)
No Maintenance Aquarium (+6)
No One Will Ever Love You Crunch (+3)
Non-Captive Trained Killer Whale Show (+5, -2)
Non Insanity Causing On Hold Soundtrack (+2)
Non-Parabolic Ice Park (+6)
Non-Plug-In Heated Towel (+4)
Non Pyrotechnic Rocket "Space Launch" Challenge (+2)
"Not even if you were the 6,357th to last man on Earth!" (+7, -3)
Not What It Appears Buffet (+10, -3)
Novel For People Who Speak Six Languages (+3)
Novel theme park board with faces cut out you put your head in to take photos (+5)
Novelty Mechanical Animated Toupee (+2)
Novelty Medicine Cabinet (+15, -1)
Now You Put Wheels On The Surfboard (+4)
Nuclear Firecrackers (+2, -2)
Number of Annos Indicated By Quotation Marks " " " " (+2, -2)
Numbered Beverage Party System (+3, -1)
Odd Shaped Baseballs (+3, -2)
Off Site Remote Tended Pet Fish (+5)
Office Of Chemtrail Disbursment (+13, -1)
Office Of Making Everybody Feel Bad About Everything (+3)
Offshore Rocks Beach Game (+3)
"Oh, great, it's a robot." (+5)
"Ohhh Yeaaaa!!" Talking Coffee Maker (+6)
Olympic Medal Ribbon Length Reflects Per Capita Winnings For That Country (+2)
Omni Directional Roller Shoes To Run In Place While Virtual Gaming (+3, -1)
On Deck President Show (+2)
On Hold Game (+6)
One Button 911 Autodial Speakerphone in Shotgun Stock (+14, -1)
One Word Language Challenge (+2)
One Word Limerick (+5, -2)
"Ooooh yea, that's the spot!" Talking Calculator (+2, -4)
Origami Sphere Competition (+5)
Outtakes Only Movie Edit (+3)
Over The Rainbow Burial At Sea (+7, -2)
Overly Complex Language Button (+2, -2)
Overused Term Shock Collar Neck Tie (+4, -2)
Pacifist Chess (+2, -6)
Padantic Antics (+1)
Page Flip Animated Secret Message In Books (+8)
Paint Riot Control Crow's Wings With "POLICE" (+2, -1)
Paintball Skeet Shooting Of Hardened Drones (+8)
Pandemic Pandemonium! Marathon TV Show (+2)
Panoramic Very High Resolution Picture of the Amazon Rain Forest Sans Trees or Major City Sans Buildings (+4)
Pants For Wiener Dogs Shaped Like Balls (+7)
Paper Ballot Web Database (+3, -1)
Paper Money Origami Folding Machine (+21, -2)
Paper Shredder That Sounds Like It's Saying "YumYumYumYumYumYumYum" (+8)
Parachute-less base jumping slide (+12)
Pavement Skiing (+3)
Paw Recognition Dog Door System (+1)
Pay The Fishing Fleet To Clean The Oil Spill (+9, -2)
Pedantic Filter (+7)
Pedanticator Word Processor Plugin (+1, -3)
Peel and Stick Configurable Balloons (+4)
Peerage Titles For The Masses (+7, -1)
Perception Calibration Method - Perception Revelation To Apply To Life Challenges (+4, -1)
Perfidious Politician Pyro-Pants (+5)
Perfume Or Mace Dual Nozzle Spray Can (+5)
Perp Walk Negative Product Endorsement (+6)
Personal Car Horn (+7)
Personal Theme Music (+5)
Pet TV Programming Created By Measurements Of The Animal's Interest (+4, -1)
Philosopher Octagon Live (+6)
Philosopher Tome Warning Labels (+5)
Phoenix Building (+3)
Picasso Style Facial Re-Arrangement Photo App (+7, -1)
Pictogram Word Processor (+6, -2)
Picture Of The Titanic Wreckage (+5)
Pie Chart Voting (+5)
Pirated Music Chart (+8, -2)
Piston Rocket (+23)
Placebo With Placebo Side Effects (+8)
Plasticized Architectural Ruins (+4)
Play Adventure Music In Real Time During Space Operations (+7)
Pneumatic Explosions Under The Snow Winter Wonderland Spectacular (+2)
Pointlessly Expensive Shooting Star Funeral: You Can Take It With You (+6)
Political Web Robo Sparring Partner (+2)
Polkadot Clown Shoes (+3, -2)
Pool Pee Reduction (+2, -1)
Pool "Roller Coaster" (+5)
Pop Up Blocker (+7)
Portable Easy Erect Fish Tower Aquarium(s) (+4, -1)
Post Three Dots To Hold Your Place In The Annotations Queue (+2)
Powerful Explosions Powered Origami Machine (+9)
Practical Joke Recipes (0)
Practical Vacuum Balloons (+3)
Pre-Hotlined Books (+2, -4)
Pressure Sensing Keyboard Keys (+15, -1)
Princes Lea Hair Buns With Spock Ears (+7, -1)
Printer Ink Cartridge Magazine (+6)
Product That Plays The National Anthem Of Its Country Of Manufacture (+4)
Product That's Exciting, Hot, Scary Etc Includes Discount Coupon For Underwear (+2)
Progressive Debate Outline / Ballot (+8)
Promotional Business Card Shredder (+11, -1)
Proxy Election (+2, -2)
Psy-Ops Against Illegal Downloaders (+8, -6)
Pump-Action Pepper-Gun (+2)
Puny Earthlings Snack Crackers (+14, -6)
Put Native Americans In Complete Control Of All New Immigration (+6, -2)
Put The Back of The Person's Head on the Back of The Coin (+8, -1)
Puzzle Decoded Adventure Book (+9)
Question Recognition For Voice To Text (+4)
Radially Segmented Multi Level Drone Flight Corridors (+7)
Rainbow Alert (+7)
Random Wildly Complicated Words (+1)
Random Word Art Challenge TV Show (+2)
Raspberry Sound Car Exhaust (+1)
Re-Elect Eisenhower! (I like A-Ike!) (+5, -2)
Reactor Rod Bundle Gravity Dissemination In Emergencies (+2)
Ready-Made Toothbrush Shank (+6)
Real A.I. Threat To Humanity (+4)
Real Time Animation (+4, -1)
Really flimsy money to help fight inflation. (+1, -4)
Rear Wiper Tail Attachment (+5)
Recessed Gun Safety Requiring Adult Sized Hand To Engage (+3, -2)
Remote Control Flying Ghost (+4, -1)
Remote Control Helicopter Swarm "Fireworks" Display (+2, -1)
Rename Mars: "New Earth" To Encourage Colonization (+10, -1)
Replace TV Show Laugh Tracks With Flashing Indicator Light (0)
Replacement for LOL or Haha (+7)
Replicon 2012 (+7)
Representarian Government (+1, -2)
Retain Loser Of Presidential Election In Lower Office (+4, -1)
Reverse Charity (+4, -2)
Reverse Christmas Caroling (+3)
Reverse Engineer Most Basic Life (+1)
"Reverse Explosion" Fireworks (+8)
Reverse Musicals (+2)
Rhino Power Marketing Stunt For Trucks (+4, -1)
Rhymes For Bad Spellers (+2, -1)
Rhythmic Boxing (+4)
RIAA Certificate On Instrument Showing What Famous Recordings It Was Featured On (+6, -1)
Riderless Horse Racing (+2, -3)
Roach Motel For Pirates (+6, -1)
Road Danger Meter or "Approaching Death Zone" Alarm (+3)
Robo Call - Robo Answer (+5)
Robo Fly Design Olympics (+1, -2)
Robot Dog Chariot Races (+2)
Robot-Hand Card Shuffling Challenge (+4)
Robot Street Vendor (+5)
Rocket Assist Ballet (+7)
Rocket ice cubes (+25, -3)
Roller Coaster Skating (+1)
Rolling Snakebot (+8)
Rolls Of Money That Can Be Used As Toilet Paper (0)
Rose Colored Glasses News Site (0)
Rube Goldberg Technology Timeline Visualizer Model (+6)
Rude Hot Dog Bun (+3, -1)
Rudolph The Rednosed Reindeer Documentary (+5, -1)
Run For Your Life Therapy (+3)
Run On Water (+6)
Safari Themed Restaurant (+5)
Safer Passenger Hot Air Balloon (+3)
Sales Call Discouraging Outgoing Message (+1)
Salvador Dali Phonograph Record (+4, -1)
Santa's Sleigh Show For Kids (+2)
Sarcastic Laugh Track (+8)
Sassy Spell Check (+3, -1)
Savior Of The World Award (+3)
Scary Face Paint To Add A Level Of Dramatic Theater To Sports (+4, -1)
School Of Acting And Table Waiting (+11)
Schrödinger's Post: Clever or Stupid? (You must click the link to find out.) (+2, -2)
Scientific Re-incarnation Chart (+6)
Scissor Lift Bike (+7)
Scolding Informative Lottery Ticket Gambling Cure (+6)
Scratch & Sniff Stories Without Writing Or Pictures (+18, -1)
Screaming Baseball / Exploding Bat (+3, -1)
Screaming Computer (+8, -1)
Sculpted Exposed Appliance Parts (+3)
Security Cam Flash (+4, -2)
Security Cameras With 2 Red Lights (+4, -1)
Self Blowing Barbeque Charcoal (+2, -2)
Self-Extinguishing Candle IV (+2)
Self-Extinguishing Candle VII (+2, -3)
Self Rolling Dice (+3, -1)
Self Stirring Sugar Cubes (+12, -1)
Sell Granular Goods By The Unit (+8, -2)
Semi-Rigid Dirigible Running Vest (+3)
Sensible Space Tube (+3)
Shark Wrestling (+5, -2)
Shell-less Shotgun (+2)
Ship Saw (+1, -3)
Sign Language Gloves (+4, -1)
Silent Coffee Grinder (+2, -1)
Simian Car Wash (+2, -2)
Simple Answer Search Engine (+1)
Simple Burglar Alarm (+3)
Simplified Anti-phishing Counter Attack (+5)
Simulated Simian Shakespeare Selector (+2)
Sing Along 3D Printer (+2, -1)
Singing Dog Autotune Collar (+2)
Singing Mode For Seri (+2)
Single Note Bagpipe: Part 2 (+2)
Single Pipe Organ (+9)
Siri Equipped Teddy Bear (+2)
"Siri-ize" Douglas Rain's Voice (+7)
"Siri, what does that cloud look like?" (+5, -1)
Six Position Car Tail (+6)
Ski Jump Slide (+1)
Sky Cycle or Bronco Rocket (+6)
Sky Drawing (+2)
Sky Drawing Drone System Reflective Ribbon (+1)
Sky Drawing Ribbon / Light Array Retractor (+1, -1)
Slab o' nutrition, food loaf diet plan (+4, -2)
Sleep Competition (+7)
Sleep With Your Favorite Star (+3, -1)
Sleeping On Air (+1)
Slide Whistle Hospital Ventilator (+5)
Slightly Less Ridiculous Live Auctions (+9, -1)
Slightly Off Santa (+4, -1)
Slow Motion Ball (+6)
Slow Motion Waterfall (+1)
Smart-Ass Talking Scale (+1)
Smoke Ring Blowing Incense Burner (+16)
Snakes In A Can Novelty Time Capsule (+26)
Snata Klatz (+4)
"Snowglobe and or Lava Lamp Car Body with Optional Flexterior to Move In Wind. (+3)
Soccer Field Obstacles (+5, -3)
Social Distancing Evaluation Formula (+2, -1)
Sociogenic Mitosis (0)
Sodium Based Meat Tenderizer and Seasoning (+6)
"Soft Control" Hybrid Pilot/Autopilot Flight Corridor (+2)
Solar Hydro Electric Dam (+5)
Solar Panels "Charge" An ATM Card (+14, -2)
Sort Of Air Guitar (+4)
Sound Car For CDs (0)
Sound "Clarifier" (+11, -2)
Sound Painting (+6)
Sovereign Leader Of Planet Earth (+5)
Space Rail and Pacman Rocket (+13)
Spam Fax Class Action Collection Service (+7)
Speaking Doorbell (+7)
Speed Demonstration Exhibit For Museums (+22)
Speed Dependent Spike Strip (+10, -2)
Speed Listening Language (+5, -1)
Speed Play (+2, -1)
Spell "Hors d'Oeuvres" "Orderves" (+3)
Spider Wall Challenge (+2)
Spinning Anti Gravity Cone (+7)
Spinning Ying / Yang While Program or Page Loads (+2)
Spinny Water Slide Cushion (+2)
Split Second Implosion Furniture Making Machines (+3)
Sponsored Free Bridge Crossings (+6, -1)
Spray On Googly Eyes (+7)
Spring Loaded Parachute (+1)
Spurious Correlation Winner Predictions Betting Website (+2, -2)
"Squids" (+5)
SQUIRREL! (+14, -1)
Squirrel circus (+19)
Standardized Cookie Insertion Warning Icon (+2, -3)
Standardized Cop-Cam Built Into The Badge (+7, -1)
Standardized New World Proclamation (+3)
Standardized ultralight cars with designated roads (+16, -1)
Star Trek Original Series vs Star Trek Next Generation (+3, -4)
Statin Klutz (+1, -2)
Stationary Commuter Cars (+1)
Sticker To Deter People From Using Stolen Credit Card (+2)
Stratollites (+4)
Street Gator (+11)
Streetview Live 2 (+3)
Stripey Lawn Mower (+7, -2)
Strobe Lit Aircraft Propeller (+8)
Study Of Why Men Laugh At Explosions (+3, -5)
Stupid Rolling Coffee Ball Thing (+5)
Sub Chaser Drone Mounted Sonar Buoys (+2)
Subject Triggered Auto Channel Changer (+3)
Submersible Navy (+8)
(Summer) Snow Fountain (+6)
Super Laugh Track - Now Featuring The Joker (0)
Super Powered Bowling Ball (+2)
Super Trampoline Simulating Rocket Pack (+1)
Super Villian Smack Down (+2)
Supercharger For Mountain Climbers (+3, -2)
Superman Airplane Pod (+12)
Superman Treadmill (+9)
Supermarket Jackpot (+13)
Surf Chimes (+5, -1)
Swarming Mini-Blimp Sky Matrix (+8)
Swirling Flower Garden (+11)
Switchable Product Placement In Movies (+6)
Synthetic Rhino Horn (+4)
Syntho-God (+3)
T.V. Series Ending In Movie Finale Business Model (+7)
Tabletop Velocity Visualisation Device (+1)
Tactile Camera For The Blind (+4)
Tailgate Warning Light 2 (+2)
Talking Cat Collar (+8, -1)
Talking Dog Breeding System (+6)
Talking Dog Chew Toy (+4)
Talking Marble Face (+5, -1)
Talking Pet Video Generator Program (+3)
Talking Train Track Toy (+2, -1)
Talking Trumpet / Trombone (+1, -1)
Tall Hat Social Ranking / Testosterone Study (+2)
Tally of Literary Figure Write-in Candidate Votes (+10)
Targeted Car Horn2 (+1)
Taser Activated Wave (+2, -1)
Team Boxing (+5, -1)
Telemarketer Discouraging Phone Answering Routine (+1)
Teleprompter Forces Politicians To Turn Their Heads 180 Degrees For Every Line (+2, -3)
Telescoping Nestled Screw Driver (+1)
Ten In One Movie Screen (+4, -1)
Term For Listening To An Audio Book (+6, -1)
Tethered Airship Cruise Liner (+4)
Texting And Driving Demolition Derby (+5)
Thank You Jutta (+46)
That Cloud Looks Like A Puppy! (+2)
The Age Of Ascendance (+9, -1)
The Great Non Deity (-4)
The Grim Reaper Safe Driving Campaign (+3, -1)
The Gun Juggler (+26, -2)
The Incredibly Amazing Life And Times Of Martelle Murphy (+2)
"The Other Guy" Tax (+2)
The Quotation Marks Of Doom (+2, -3)
The Report Card Pixie (+3)
The Simian Fund (+7)
The Socializer (+5)
The Squiddies Internet Award (+5)
The Window Channel (+9, -1)
Theremin equipped Halloween candy dish (+17)
"They Live" Prank (+4)
This Movie Sucks Caps (0)
This Time In History Watch (or app) (+10)
"Those" People (+5, -3)
Three Dog Cerberus Costume (+7)
Throwable Alarm Clock Snooze Function (+2)
"Time Capsule" (+2)
Time Travel Machine (+2, -3)
Tin Can Phone That Can Send Images (+15)
Toilet Seat Scale Activated By Foot Stirrups (+1)
Touch Sensitive Keys Form Capital Letters When Hit Harder (+2)
Trace Sidewalk Gum DNA (+3)
Tracer Pool Table (+15)
Traffic Jammers (+1)
Train Your Dog To Talk (+4)
Trampolawn (+12)
Trash Receiving Off Ramps (+2)
Treat Dispenser Turns Your Pet Into A Genius (+2, -1)
Trick Or Treaters Lightspeed Walkway To Front Door Effect (+3, -1)
"Trimodal", "Aerophibian", "Triphibian" or "Aeraquaterrian" Animal Designation (+4, -2)
Triple Animated Picture Kinetic Wind Sculpture (+4, -1)
Triple Magnifying Glass Mask (+13)
Troll History (+3)
Trompe L'oeil Table (+5)
Tron Style Bicycle Light Trail (+3)
Tropical Fish Symphony (+9)
Trumpet Tuba Trombone Actuator Replaces Rasperry Sound Made With Lips (+4, -1)
Tulip Mania Investments LLC (+3)
Tumbleweed Emoticon (+14)
Tumultuous Waves Water Feature (+5, -1)
Turbine Powered Waterfall Base Light (+2, -3)
Turbojet Powered Wind Instrument (+2)
Turbojet Powered Woodwind Instruments (+6)
Turbojet / Steam/Internal Combustion Engine Hybrid (+3)
TV Remote Control Show Flush Button (+4)
Two Men With The Same Name (+4)
Two Word Limericks (+9, -6)
Uber / Lyft Barcode Window / Body Panel Stickers (+6)
Un-Furling Robot Arm (+2)
Un-named Item Naming Contest (+1)
Undercover Cop Street Musicians (+5)
Unicorn Shaped Toothpast Dispenser Tube (+3, -1)
Unnecessary Toupees (+8)
Upcoming Audio Warning/Kill Switch (+4)
Upside Down Basketball (+6, -1)
Urban Dog Sled (+5)
Useful Exercise Coalition (+12)
USS Enterprise Team Game (+10)
Vault of Horror Audio Effect Book Cover (+6, -1)
"Vendetta of Overkill" (+1)
Venn Diagram Political Debate (+3)
Vertical Launch Turbojet First Stage Rocket (+1)
VERY Bad Lip Reading (+2, -1)
Very Fast Lab Evolution (+1)
Video Linked To Time Quantized Audio Track (+4)
Video Of People Singing To Go Along With Their Sampled Voices (+1)
Violent Revolution License (+5, -1)
Virtual Fireworks Show (+4, -1)
Virtual Hotel (+3)
Virtual Marathon (+3)
Virtue Flag To Fly In Front Of Big Estates (+3, -2)
Vortex Pool Table for 4 Dimensional Pool Game (+4)
Vote By Throwing Stones or Roses Instead of Bones or Buns (+3, -7)
Wacky Walking Inflatable Flailing Man Thing Which Dances to the YMCA Song (+10)
Waist Chain With Consent Lock (+4, -3)
Walk On To Stage In Slow Motion For Important Ceremonies (+5)
Walk On Water (+3, -2)
Walk through rain-shower fountain (+19)
Walking, Flying, Optionally Invisible Automaton (+6)
Warlords Unlimited Player Chess (+3, -1)
Warning Label On Columns (+1)
Washcloth That Makes People More Beautiful #2 (+5, -1)
"Watch The Dot" (+2)
Watchable Drone Race (+2, -2)
Watchable Soccer (+1, -2)
Water Column Amusement Park - Now With Zorbs (+3)
Water Cutting Tree Thing (+2)
Water Drop Activated Light Matrix At Base of Fountain (+2)
Water Slide Of Death ("Slippy Flippy Slide" for marketing purposes) (+6)
Wave Sprints (+4)
Waxnado Candle Procedure (+5)
Web Cam Of All Government Business (+5, -1)
Weird Animal Fossil Reconstruction (+6, -1)
Welcome Disaffected American Celebrities Day (+5, -1)
What Did 8th of 7 Look Like? (+2, -3)
What Would You Have Been In The Past? (+7, -1)
What Would Your Heroes Do? (+8, -1)
What You're Really Feeling Glasses (+1)
"When And How Will You Die In A Nuclear War?" Website. (+3, -1)
Whispering Candy (+7, -1)
"Whoa! That picture just moved!" "Picgifs" (+3)
Whoopee Cushion Bubble Wrap (+2)
Why? (+3, -1)
Wii Stand Still Game Series (+3)
Wilhelm Scream, Other Stock Sound Effects Detector (+4)
Wind Chimes Or Pan Pipes On Mars Lander (+7)
Wind Powered Zoetrope (+1, -1)
Winking Mannequins (+1, -2)
Wiper-less Dry Windshield (+6, -1)
Wireless Tracking / Control Of Firearms (+2, -4)
Word Insertion Feature For Songs (+5, -2)
Working Exploded Engine Model (+2)
World Anthem (+1)
World's First Funny Clown Gag (+5, -2)
World-Wave 2 (+3)
World Wide Wave (+3, -1)
Worst Form Dunking Contest (+2)
"Wrap It Up" Beer Bottle Holder (+5)
Wright Flyer Air Race (+6)
Write-In Public Comments Section Under Magazine Articles (+3)
Write Your Name On Mars (+5)
"You'll Put An Eye Out!" The Game (+8, -1)
You Skinny Diet Products (+1)
Your City's Sound Profile (+3, -1)
Your Constellations (+6)
Your Dead Body Shaped Cat Food Dish (+5, -1)
Your Degrees Of Separation From Celebrities / People You Know, Calculator (+2, -2)
Your Donated Organs As A Brand (+4)
Your Skull With Carvings And Jewels 'N Stuff (+3)
Zoetrope Planter (+3)
Zombie Paintball Equipment (+6)
Zombie Tag (+3)
Zoom Corporate Meeting Manicure Kit (+2, -1)

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