doctorremulac3

Preferred pronouns: dude, bro, bruh.

WELL BAKED!
(Another HB version of the sonnet Ozymandias by Percy Shelley)

I met a baker from a far-off land who said: “Speed bumps like custard soft, my dreams of wealth, and great acclaim.”

Shattered though with posts of fury. Sarcastic cold like cutting blades tell this baker well what came before. For on those annos these words appear:

"THIS IS WELL BAKED! LOOK UPON THESE LINKS AND DESPAIR!"

Nothing but the bones remain, of that colossal dream. Bunless and barren, into the vast and endless history files. It fades into time. — doctorremulac3

[Mar 26 2005, last modified May 12 2022]

1 in 3 Chance Lottery (+4, -1)
$10,000 Novelty Fan Package With Message (+2, -3)
100+ Mile Per Hour Foot Race (+1)
100+ Mile Per Hour Swim Race (+8, -2)
100 MPH Dog Cart (+2)
$19.94 Price Tag (+7, -2)
1984 Themed Vending Machine (+13)
2 Approaches To The Hoverboard From Back To The Future (+1)
2 Way Pneumatic Trampoline Escalator (+11)
20th Birthday Party For 70 Year Olds (+1)
3 (or more) Layer Snow Globe (+2, -1)
300 MPH Solar Powered Car Driven By Richard Branson (+6, -1)
360 Degree Super Speed Swing + Spring Swing (+1, -3)
3D Artwalk (+2)
3D Fireworks "Sculpture" (+2)
3D Painting (+4)
3D Printed Temporary Sculptures (+7)
3D Soccer: AeroBall (+5)
3D Sprinting (+3, -1)
50 Story High Dive Attraction (+6)
600 Mile Wide Space Mirror (+1)
A Dog Pack Named Barney (+6)
A Face Of History (+3, -1)
A.I. Turns Car Into Disneyland Style Guided / Contrained Car (+1, -1)
A Pool that Goes Somewhere (+16, -1)
Abstract Steam Engine Sculpture (+6)
Accent / Dialect / Patois Select On Word Processor (+2, -2)
Acrobatic Car (+3)
Actor Competition Crowd Acted Movie (+4)
Actual Scenario Air Emergency Training (+3, -1)
Add "Planet" To The Taxonomic Rank Categories (+8)
ADE or "Attention Deficit Excellence" (+4, -1)
Adjustable Movement Resistance Pants Allow Competition Between Groups With Disparate Abilities (+2, -3)
AeroBattleBots (+2)
Aerogel Candy (+5, -1)
After Image Message/Artwork (+4)
Age Of Man Associated Monthly Calendar Icons (+4)
"AI" Customer Service That Actually Works (+3)
AI Debate Site (+5)
"AI" Human Interface Funny Sentence Generator (+1, -1)
AI Occupation Replacement Watch-list (+3, -4)
AI Personality Menu (+2, -1)
AI Powered Animation Creating Self Check Out Camera (+1, -2)
AI Recognition Web Browser (+3)
Aid Bomb (+3, -2)
Air Bowling (+5)
Air Demolition Derby (+4)
Air Fire And Water Tornado Fountain (0)
Air Soccer (+2)
Air Wrestling (+11)
Airplane Engine Concert And Aerial Ballet (+3)
Album Collector's Historic Format Binder (+3)
Alcohol Breathalyzer Equipped Smart Phone (+3)
"Alexa, turn our house into a sitcom." (+6)
Alien Earth Invaders! (+4)
All-In-One Man Replacement Tool (+3)
All-In-One Sound Effects Whistle (+3)
All New Laws Read On The Floor Of Congress To The Theme Of YMCA (+2, -4)
Ambient music filter (+6)
Amplified Scary Car Startup (+9)
Amplified Trampoline (+17)
An Unsanctioned God (+1, -1)
Anal Positive Message Vibrating Morse Code Device (+1)
Analog (+2, -1)
Anamorphic Illusion Walkway Art Selfie Park (+3)
Ancient Chinese Pain Relief Hammer (+5)
And This Year's Massive Hoax Was... (+5)
Animal Powered Short Hop Helicopter (+6)
Animated Tattoo (+7)
Animated Temporary Flying Sculpture (+6)
Annual End Of The World Day (+10)
Another Anti-tailgating Device (+7, -1)
Anthropomorphic Garden Plants (+5)
Anti Bear Sombrero II (+4)
Anti-Hitler Facial Hair (+7)
Anti-Virus Man (-1)
Anti Weed Campaign Similar To Anti Smoking Campaigns Of The Past (+2, -2)
Ape DALL-E (+2)
Ape Glasses Experiment (+2)
Ape Hat Height Social Ranking Study (+1)
ApplePay Equipped Homeless Sign (+4)
Appropriate Volume Turn Signal Indicator Click (+8, -2)
Aquarium Ice Skating (+3, -1)
Are You Real Robot Or A Fauxbot? (+2)
Area Denial Targeting Pods / Next Generation Land-mines (+2)
Armed Civilian Deputization Program (+3, -10)
Armed Security Camera Manned By Police (+3, -7)
Around the World in 80 Minutes (+12)
Arrange Greeting Card Sales Rack By Life Stage (+7)
Arrowpike (+1)
Art By The Foot (+7, -1)
Articulated Balloon String Flailing Man (+1, -2)
Artificial Intelligence Halfbaker (+3)
Artificial Intelligence Human Growth Comparison Model (+1, -2)
Artificial Leaf Pile (+3)
Artistically Tessellated Bubble Wrap (+13)
Assembly Line Tuned to Play "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott (+5)
Astronaut Food Container / Toilet Combo For Space (+2)
Atheist Pope (+5, -4)
Athlimaton or Athlete Marathon (+2)
Atomic Level Life Force Differentiation Between Us And AI (+2, -4)
Audience Controlled Tilt-able Stage (+3)
Auto-Rap App Turns Any Dialog Into Rap Performance With A Few Clicks (+1)
Autogyro Rocket Booster Recovery (+4)
Automated Phone Answering Graphic (0)
Automatic Cannon Equipped Close Air Support Drone (+6, -2)
Automatic Collision Avoidance Horn (+4)
Automatic HB Troll (+1, -3)
Automatic High Beams Flasher (+8)
Automatic Text To Famous Song Mashup Editor (+1)
Automatic "The Light’s Changed!!" Car Horn Activation (+1)
Average Life Form (+4, -2)
Award For T-Rex Bow Tie Affixing Machine (+1)
Awl Wrong Righting (+3)
B-58 Hustler for SpaceShipOne mother ship (+14)
Backfire / Shelter Hole Bomb For Firefighters Caught In Wildfire (+6, -1)
Bad Dance Synchronization (+2)
Bad Language Computer Settings (+1)
Bad Player Punishing Piano (+2, -1)
Bagpipe Canceling Headphones (+8, -1)
Baker Blocker, The Halfbakery Peace Accord (+1, -3)
Baker's Score (+4)
Baking Soda / Lemon Juice Message Reveal Cake (+4)
Ball Cam For Sporting Events (+2)
Ballet Fountain (+4)
Balloon-O-Stat (+5)
Balloon-O-Stat 2 (+2)
Bank Notes Reduced Size Matches Their Worth After Inflation (+8, -2)
Barking Contest (+3)
Base Football (+2)
Be Like (Insert mentally or physically challenged person's name here) (+2, -2)
Beautiful / Ugly Contrast Makeup (+2)
Beer Belly Competition (+4, -1)
Beer Goggles Mug (+3)
Big Brother Is Watching You Posters (+3)
Big Brother Is Watching You Stick On Security Camera Poster (+4)
Big Brother Projected Eye Protest (+2)
Big Brother's Mind Numbing Tea Biscuits (+3, -1)
Big Bubble Space Station (+3, -2)
Big Fake Smile Harmonica (+2)
Big Globe Video Conference Experience (+4)
Big Kid Day (+4)
Big Ventriliquist Dummy (+1)
Bike GPS Directions Projected On Street By Laser (+6, -4)
Bike Lane Riding Direction Facing Oncoming Cars (+2, -3)
Billboard Music Chart For Animals (+4)
Biology Experiment (+1)
Bird AND Squirrel Feeder (+6)
Bird Cam (+6, -2)
Bird Chimes (+7)
Bird Proof Squirrel Feeder (+8)
Bird Seed Fountain (+9)
Birthday Present Web-a-thon (+4)
Black Light Strobe Fountain (+3)
Black Plague Vintage Beaked Surgical Mask (+7)
Bleach Spray Bottle With A Holy-Water Motif (+3)
Blue, Tooth Shaped USB Blue Tooth Adapter (+2)
Blue Wine (+7)
Boat Carries Its Own Water With It (+12)
Boaty McBoatface II (+8, -1)
Body To Statue Process (+1)
Bomb Sniffing Airport SecurityTiger (+6)
Book Where Paragraphs Have Various Different Hotline Colors To Denote Different Moods (+4)
Bounce Suit (+3)
Bowser Blast (+5)
Box Office Bomb / Box Office Bonanza Game (+2)
Boxing Glove Grenade (+2)
Boxing Jeopardy (+2)
Boy's Self Esteem Action Figure (+2)
Brad Pitt Mows Your Lawn (+5, -2)
Brain Slug Shaped Novelty Headphones (+5)
“Brainstorm” or “Green needle” Phenomenon Based Very Short Story (+6, -1)
Bubbles Carry The Departed Off Into The Sunset (+3)
Buoyancy Engine Energy Storage For Ocean Windmills (+7)
Bureau Of Citizen Compliance (+2)
Business Cards In Sterile Packets (+7)
Buzz Bomb Pipe Organ (+2)
Calibrated Digital School Lessons (+4)
Canine Nutrient-Rich Homework Paper (+17, -1)
Car Boot Boot (+6, -1)
Car Bus (+3)
Car Horn Activated Car Horns (+8, -1)
Car Horn With Dog Or Crying Baby Sounds (+8)
Car Lover Becomes Their Favorite Car In Death (+4)
Car-O-Cycle (+1, -1)
Caricature Generating Photo Program (+4)
Carnival Gym (+9)
Cars Of My Life (+8, -1)
Cartoon Sound Effects Pet Collar / Now With Habitrail (+1)
Cat caller (+5)
Cat Food Comparison Commercial (+3)
Cat Laser Ballet (+6, -1)
Cat Love Day (+7, -2)
Cat Piano (+4, -2)
Catbox Tombstone (+2)
Catch A Football Dropped From Orbit (+3)
Catch Your Picnic Lunch (+5, -1)
Catchy Commercial Idea (+2, -1)
Caveman Tech Contest / TV Show (+2)
Ceiling Racing (+10)
Cell Phone 911 Activated Emergency Power (+4)
Cell Phone Repeater Balloon (+4)
Celtic Cross Roundabout (+3)
Centenarian Beauty Pageant (+2, -1)
Centerfuge Train - San Jose to San Francisco in Five Minutes (+1, -1)
Certified Green Car Recharge Stations (+6)
Chalkboard Statues (+4)
Change Friday the 13th to Monday the 13th (+3)
Change "Hear hear!" to "Hear here!" (+2, -1)
Change "The Big Bang Theory" to "A Big Bang Theory" (+2, -7)
Change The "Big Bang" Theory To The "Little Bang" Theory (+1, -3)
Chaotic Swing (+4)
Charity Bowl (+4, -1)
Chatty Appliances That Now Also Sing Along With You (Or Kill You) (+4)
Cheap Balloon Fireworks (+9, -2)
Cheap Diplomas (+3, -6)
Cheap Hydrogen Balloon "Fireworks" (+6)
Cheetah Racing To Generate Habitat Preservation Fund (+3)
Chia Exercise Equipment (+4)
Chicken Break Dance Stage (+2)
Chicken Taste Scale (+2)
Child Car Seat Alarm (+4, -1)
Child Labor / Automated Robot Worker Efficiency Comparison Rating (+3, -1)
Chimp Orchestra (+2, -1)
China Hong Kong Hundred Year Plan Repeated For Taiwan (+4, -5)
Choose Your Electric Car's Sound (+3)
Choose Your Preferred Face For Siri Or Alexa (+2, -2)
Chord Clock (+4)
City Streets Soccer Game (+4)
City Translator App For GPS Map Program (+3)
Clapping Wave (+9)
Class Action Lawsuit Settlement Lottery (+3)
Clear Bowling Ball With Embedded Stuff (+2)
Climb Mt Everest (+2, -4)
Cloud Movie Projector (+3)
CloudLink (+4, -3)
Cockpit In Flight Emergency Simulation Drills (+3)
Cognitive Response Profile Security System (+3)
Coin Change Eliminating Charity Roulette Wheel (+6)
Cold Morning Automobile Start Sequence Initiation Button (+3)
Collar That Allows Dogs To Speak (+4)
Colleges Ranked By Tangible Benefits To Society (+2, -4)
Color Changing Hand Sanitizer (+1)
Color Changing Hand Sanitizer Infused Gloves (+1)
Color Changing Wallpaper (+4)
Color Changing Wine (+4, -2)
Color To Black And White Live Stage Effect (+11, -1)
Coloring Book Newspaper (+8)
Comfort Fungus (+5, -1)
Comical Inflatable Sex Doll Life Raft Prank (+3, -1)
Comical Razzberry Tongue (+1, -1)
Comical Sound Effects Podium (+3)
Completely Realistic Fake Candle (+7)
Compliant Mechanism Design Competition For Engineering Students (+4, -2)
Computer 1950s/60s sci fi retroizing software (+16)
Computer Formulated Tessellated Jigsaw Puzzle From Your Photos (+2)
Computer Time Travel Application (+6, -2)
Conspiracy Theory Acceptance Rating (+15, -1)
Conspiracy Theory Contest (+6)
Conspiracy Theory Education Gimmick (+2, -2)
Contest To Create Voices From The Past (+3)
Continuous Burn Nuclear Drive (+4)
Contra-Rotating Bullet Sections (+2)
Contronym Based Sentences With Dual Contradictory Meanings (+2)
Cookie Chaff Generator (+7)
Cooking With Thermite (+2)
Covid-19 Fever Detecting Infrared Camera "They Live" Prank. (+15)
COVID Test Tissues (+1, -1)
Cradle To Grave Outfit (+2)
Crash Survivable Design For Micro Cars (+5, -1)
Crazy Skyscraper Daredevil Climber (+5)
Credit Card With Graphic Warnings About Debt (+5)
Crowd Aerial Picture Arrangement App (+4)
Crowd Crush Prevention Application For Cellphones (+3, -2)
Crowd Plays Characters In The Movie (+1)
Crowd Recorded Song Method (+4)
Crystal Ball Juggling Ballet Fountain (+4, -2)
Cumulative vs Singular Assertions (+3)
Cure Death Without Overpopulating Earth (+3)
Custard Filled Silent Sub Chaser - Now With Added Fuel Efficiency (+2)
Customized Voting With Guaranteed Cash Payout (+3)
Cyborg Effect Wrist Watch (+16)
Dancing Animals Zoo (+2)
Dancing Ballerina Robot Fountain (+5)
Dancing Soup (+2)
Dangerous Driver Warning Blinkers (+3)
Dangerous Driving Detectors (+5, -4)
Dangerous-habit- discouraging traveling freak show (+8, -1)
Dangerous Stretch Of Road Or Crosswalk Indicator Markings (+4)
Daredevil Sky Diving Stunt (+5, -1)
Dash Video Cam Based Global Positioning System Navigation (+2)
Daylight Median Time (+3)
Days Since Hitler Was Mentioned Here (+8, -3)
Death Day Celebration (+2)
Decade Themed City Development (+3, -1)
Decoy scam commercials (+7, -3)
Deep Fake Funhouse "Mirror" (+4)
Deep Underwater Air Pressure Storage Piston Well For Windmills (+3)
Deficit / Surplus Map (+3)
Desktop Punching Bag Web Challenge (+3)
Diabolical Laughter Smoke Detector Alarm (+4)
Dial-a-candle (+3)
Diesel Engine Concept Eye Drop Heater (-1)
Digital Optical Virtual Record Player (+5)
Dinging Coktail Shaker (+3)
Directive For The Day Coffee Mugs (+4)
Dirt Surfing (+7)
Disappearing Girl Act With A Twist (+2, -2)
Disgusting dinner plates weight loss plan (+14, -5)
Disinfectant Infused Rubber Glove Palms And Finger Tips For The Medical Profession (+4)
"DNA Scrub Spray- Cops Can't Get Your DNA Sample Off Of Food Scraps" Ruse. (+1, -1)
Doctorremulac’s Homeopathic Herbal Gullibility Cure (+3, -4)
Docu-dramas Featuring Historical Figures Without The Goofy Wigs (+3)
Dodge Ball Toy (+7)
Dog Activated Life Alert (+2)
Dog Airball (+2)
Dog Ballet (+5)
Dog Bark / Breed iPhone App / Database (+2)
Dog Checkout Aisle (+6)
Dog Glider (+4)
Dog Glider II: Fido's Revenge (+4, -1)
Dog Parade For Pooch That Chased Al Baghdadi (+4, -1)
Dog Racing (+4, -2)
Dog Run On Water Floaty Fins (+5)
Dog Soccer Ball Handles (Picture a Caronavirus) Actually Don't. Just Handles, Not Spikes. (+3)
Dog Sunroof "Wind-Rider" Cage (+3)
Dog vs Cat Debate (+1)
Doing This To See Who Can Go Furthest (+2, -2)
Don't Drop The Soap (+7, -2)
Double Or Nothing Lottery Ticket (+14)
Double Or Nothing Social Security Betting (+3)
Draftee President (+16, -1)
Driverless Car Assistance II (+1, -2)
Driverless Car Buffer Vehicles (+3)
Driveway Snow Scraper (+4)
Driving Dog Video Game Controller (+1)
Drone AND Fireworks Display With Precision Alignment (+1)
Drone-B-Gone (+1, -1)
Drone Empennage To Steer Trailing Visual Element (+1, -1)
Drone Force (+1, -3)
Drone Radar Chaff Trailing Ribbon (+2)
Drone Swarm "Ballet" (+7)
Drone "Tracer Ribbon" 360 Degree Articulated Mount (+1)
Drone "Tracer Ribbon" Effect (+1)
Drones Designed To Be "Shot Down" (+8)
Drop Down Smoke Alarm Silencing Button (+4)
Drug Store Aisles Arranged By Embarrassment Factor (+7)
Drug User's Prison (+3)
Drum Machine Heavy Bag (+8)
Drunk Movie 2: The unnecessary sequel (+3)
Dual Underwater Parachute Tidal Power Generator (+5, -1)
"Duck" and "Ducking" Word Processor Verification (+1, -1)
Dumb Idea (+1)
(Dumb Idea) (+2)
Dynamic LED Lit Dance Costumes (+3)
Dynamic Liquid Car Finish (+4)
Dynamic Sand Track Running / Swimming / Digging Race - Now With Wrestling Ring! (+4)
Dysfunctional Hamster Orchestra (+5, -1)
E-cigarette That Looks Like Life Support Device (+1)
E.Z. Watch Superhero Movie (+1)
Earth Base 1 - Now With Ice Cream (+1, -2)
Earthquake Day (+5, -2)
Earthquake Fun Scale (+10)
Eat a Buick (+6, -1)
Echo / Reverb Pet Collar For Halloween (+6)
Echo Shoes (+6)
Edible Life Jacket (+11, -1)
Eerily Quiet Crystal Water Mountain Interactive Cave Exploration (+3)
Egg Hardness Meter Stamp (+1)
Electric Candy (+3)
Electrical Muscle Stimulation Running Aid (+3)
"Electricity bad!" baby training outlet plate (+10)
"Electricity Bad" baby training outlet plate 2 (+2)
"Electricity Bad" baby training outlet plate 3 (+2)
Electromagnetic Radiation Visualization Glasses (+10)
Elevation global positioning metric (+2)
Elimination Of Inter-generational Debt (+2, -2)
Embarrasing Section Of Pharmacy (+1)
Emergency Pilot Override (+1, -2)
Emergency Shark Jaw Lock (-1)
Emergency Tasers In All Schools (+8, -4)
Emoticon That Tells You How To Read The Sentence That Follows It (+12)
Enhanced Body Weight Exercise Device (+2)
Entire Text Book About Uranus With "Accidental" Anus References (+4, -2)
Escher’s Waterfall fountain (+4)
ET Brand Hemorrhoid Cream Dispenser (+3, -2)
Etch-a-Sketch Story Book (+5)
Euromutt Ensemble (+1)
Evel Knievel style ski-jump drag races (+17, -2)
Even Playing Field Boxing Accouterments (+4)
Even The Odds Running Shoes (Also Treadmill Shoes) (+3, -1)
Every Day Situation Ejector Seat (+1)
Every Key On Keyboard Prints The Magic Word (+3)
Example First AI Answers (+4, -1)
Existing Utility Pole Monorail Delivery Route - now with 2 way tube (+6)
Experiment To Find If Music Has Intrinsic Emotional Triggers Or Uses Programmed Association (+1)
Exploding Drones Fireworks Shootout With Monetization (+2, -1)
Explosion Based Drum Set (+7)
Explosive Drone Swarm Around Naval Ships (+5)
Expression Changing Headlights And Tailights (+6)
Extent Of Coincidental Particle Movement Study (0)
External Combustion Subwoofer (+8)
Eye Band Halloween Thing (+9)
F-35 Parachute With Picture Of A Silver Medal (+1, -2)
F-96 Ghost (+1, -2)
"F*ck Cigarettes" (+3, -4)
Face Cooling Surgical Mask (+1)
Face Recognition to Open Dog / Cat Doors (+5)
Facebook Novelty App (+3)
Faces Of Our Country Flag Project (+3)
Fading Sale Price Tag (+4, -1)
Fake Gunshot / Awoken Residents Burgler Deterrence (+4)
Fake William Tell Gone Wrong Stunt (+4, -2)
False Internet Claims Gullibility Test (+3, -2)
Famous Guitar Player Air Guitar Show (+3)
Famous Last Meals Menu (+4, -2)
Famous People Laugh Track (+1)
Famous People Looking At You (+2)
Famous People Send Your Messages (+2)
Fanny Pack Shaped Like Balls (+2, -3)
Fast Food Lottery Cash Giveaway (+6, -2)
Faux-22 Raptor (+2)
Faux Nuclear Explosion Fireworks Show Finale Or 3 Mile Tall Smoke Rabbit (+1, -1)
Faux (very faux) 3D Photo Cube (+12)
Feature Allowing All Bakers To Post A Thumbnail Sketch Of Their Idea (+5)
Fever Indicating Color Changing Masks With Swappable Contagion Traps (+4)
Find The Fake Story News Show (+2)
Find The Flaw (+3)
Find Your Twin On Line (+8, -2)
Fireball Bowling (+7)
Firefly Fountain (+13)
Fireplace Tornado (+13)
Firestorm Inflatable Flailing Man (+4)
First Person Hugger Game (+11, -1)
First Shot Callout (+3, -1)
Fishbowl Nightlight (+12)
Fitbit Software That Alerts You To People Closer Than 6 Feet (+1)
Five Separate Unit Single Entity Fighter Aircraft (+2)
Fizzy Ice Cubes (+4)
Flag Features Continuously Changing Color Waves Or Animation (+5)
Flag That Was Designed To Billow Flames From Its Inception (+1)
Flash Bang Incense (+13)
Flat Earth Disproving Ruler (+3, -2)
Flat Earthers Contest To Win Flights Over The North Pole (+1, -1)
Flavor-Be-Gone, the Un Spice. (+6, -2)
Flight Simulator Carwash (+9)
Flip The Bird Computer Error Alert Symbol (+2)
Flipped Keyboard Challenge (+4)
Floating holiday when month/day/year are the same number (+28, -2)
Floating Pedestrian Effect (+2)
Floating Pond (+7, -2)
Floating / Sink In Place Levee Breach Sandbags (+7)
Floating Skateboard Illusion (+2)
Flood The Darkweb With Fake Identity Theft Targets (+4)
Flower Handing Out Robot (+2)
Flu Virus Stickers To Show Kids How Viruses Spread (+3)
Flute Nunchucks (+10)
Fly Like A Bird (+2)
Flying Cats (+7)
Flying Dog Challenge (+4)
Flying Dog Propeller Fins (+2)
Flying Goldfish Bowl (+3)
Flying / Gravity Defying Attraction Visitors Picture Backdrop (+4)
Flying Sculptures In The Park (+8)
"Foolproof Super High Tech Terrorist Mind Reading Machine" (+3, -6)
Foot Shaped Lego Pickup Tool (+5)
Football Replays With Sound Effects (+2)
Four Dimensional Street View (+1, -2)
Fractional Gold and Platinum Album Awards (+2)
Fraternity Hazing Ritual (+2, -1)
Frisbee Shaped Delivery Packages (+7, -2)
"Front End" (FE) News Tag (+2)
Full Sized Stone Statue Made Of The Departed’s Ashes (+4)
Funicular (sort of) River Boat (+3)
Garden Of Eden Paludarium (+2)
Gastrointestinal Bypass Nutrition System For Long Space Flights (+2, -1)
Gatling Gun Calliope (+3)
Generic Startup Speech (+3)
Genetically Engineered Slow Maturing Humans (+2, -4)
"Get A Life!" (+1)
Get To The Point Youtube Button (+6)
"Getting Closer" Spell Checker (+19)
Getting Dressed Theme Song (+3)
Ghost Riding Competition (+2)
Glitch In The Matrix Prank (+2)
Glut the Illegal Drug Supply Chain to Remove Profits (+6, -7)
Godwin's Debate (+5, -1)
Goldfish Cenotaph (+2)
Good Luck Sgt Teacup (+15)
Good Nutrition Advice Cards For Kids Instead Of Candy For Halloween (+2)
Good Posture Glasses (+5)
Google Street View Schedule (+3)
Googly Eye Wall Art Hanging (+5)
Gorilla Burger (+3, -4)
Grand Finale 100 Story Mushroom Cloud (+4)
Grandma's Chicken Soup Delivered Within Three Hours From Halfway Around The Globe (+7)
Gravity as God (+15, -5)
Great and Powerful Oz Skype Template (+6)
Great Halfbakery Idea (+3, -2)
Great Philosophers Fish Bowls (+6)
Green Acceleration Light (+4, -2)
Grocery Store Checkout ATM Orchestra (+7, -1)
Group Funded "They Live" Theme Billboards (+2)
Group Poem (0)
Guard Dog Patrol System (+4)
Guitar On Drugs Effects Pedal (+3)
Gun Enloudenator (+2, -1)
Gun Trigger Pull Stiffener (+4, -2)
"Guy's gotta hat full of walnut shells." (+3, -1)
Gym Treadmill Racetrack Animation (+3)
Half-Bakeoff (+7, -2)
Half Billion People Sing You Happy Birthday (+8)
Halfbaker Co-Inventor Category (+4, -1)
Halfbakery AI Experiment Page (MFC, marked for consideration) (+2, -4)
Halfbakery Anno Place Marker (+3)
Halfbakery Awards (+9, -5)
Halfbakery Based Media Hoaxes (+2)
Halfbakery Based Standup Routine (+1)
Halfbakery Field of Honor (+6, -3)
Halfbakery Flame War Temperature Guage (+2, -3)
Halfbakery Idea Flow Chart (+4)
Halfbakery Ideas That Came To Fruition Category (+3)
Halfbakery Mascots Bunzy & Bonezy (+1, -5)
Halfbakery Member Approximate Visage Yearbook or What Do You Look Like Approximately? (+2)
Halfbakery Next Of Kin Registration (+10, -2)
Halfbakery Orchestral Instruments (+2)
Halfbakery Poems Based On Classic Poems (+2)
HALFBAKERY THIS WEEK (+3, -2)
Halfbakery Thread Length Rating (+2, -3)
Halfbakery Wellness Check (+1, -2)
Halloween Candy Bowl That Screams If You Take Too Much (+6)
Halloween Candy Dish WITH DISEMBODIED HAND!!!!!! (+4)
Halloween Fake Severed Head Bird Feeder (+7)
Hamster based power generation conversion tables (+17)
Hamster Wheel Roller Coaster (+3)
Hand Gesture And Sign Language Translation App For iPhones (+1, -2)
Hand Sanitizer With Irritant Added (+7, -2)
Handshake Replacement (+2, -1)
Happy Birthday Mary Had A Little Lamb Game & Secret Code (+4, -3)
Happy Face Button On Horn (+7)
Happy Power Outlets (+5)
Harp With Light Up Strings Show Which Ones To Pluck (+3)
"Haunted" Mouse Gag (+3)
Have The Oscars Scripted By The WWF (+3, -2)
HB Golden Boner Award (+1, -7)
He-Man Chess Set (+6)
He-Man wizz amplifier (+10)
Health Insurance Coupons In Cigarette Packs (+6, -5)
Heavy Bag Controlled Explosions (+4, -1)
Helium Filled Mylar Inflatable Boxing Dummy (+2)
Helium / Sulfur Hexafluoride Voice Changer In A Can (+6)
Herbal gas additive (+3)
Herdmeister 9000 (+4)
Herdmeister 9000 Plus (+6)
High Fidelity Gramophone (+4)
High Speed Micro Car / Micro Road Experiment (+3)
High Speed Pool (+2)
Highly Paid Executive Taxation Distribution To Company's Workers (+2, -3)
Highway Of Death Bus Ride To Doctorremulac3's Castle Of Horror (+2)
History Taught By The People Who Made It (+6)
Hive Mind Remote Control Task Competition (+6)
Hoberman Sphere Sports Balls (0)
Hockey Puck With 10 Foot Trailing Chain (+1)
Holistic Automotive (+10)
Hollow Flat Earth Society (+5, -1)
Holy Mace (+6, -2)
Homeless Meal Delivery / Advertising Platform (+9)
Honest Court System (+1, -8)
Honor Your Very Ancient Ancestors Day (+6)
Honorary Oscar For The Actor Who Created The Pirate's "Arrgh!" (+3)
Hoop Piano String (+2)
Horizontal Extremely Fast Water Slide (+5)
Horoscope Prank (0)
Hot Air Balloon Fed From Lighter Than Air Heat Duct From The Ground (+2, -2)
Hot Potato Investment Bond (+3)
Hotel Food Tray Door Opener (+2, -1)
"How Famous Are You?" Website (+3)
Human Centipede Race (+2)
Human Model Numbers (+4)
Human Product (+2, -1)
Humane Care Modular Temporary Shelters (+3)
Humans Vs Simians (+1)
Hummingbird Egg Omelette (+7)
Hunter / Gatherer Wilderness Adventure Park (+9, -1)
Hunter Killer Drone (+2, -1)
"Hurry Up And Change" Crosswalk Button (+4)
Hypersonic Flying Fireball Spectacular (+12)
Hypnotizing Halfbakery Post (+2, -1)
"I've Had This Pen For 13.4 Years" (+5)
Ian Tindale Come Home - We Miss You! (+8, -1)
Immigration Reciprocity (+4, -2)
Immobile Planetary Inhabitants (0)
Impress-A-Date (tm) (+6, -2)
Improved Air to Air Refueling Probe (+2)
Improved Clown Car Schtick (+2, -3)
Improved Horse Drawn Carriage (+4)
Improved Human Centipede Race (0)
(Improved) Humanity Vision (+7)
Improved Talking Dog Collar (+3)
Improved "They Live" Billboards (+5)
"In Place" Car Racing (+3)
Incredibly Huge Barbell Weights / Now Featuring Ant Style Olympics (+4)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (+6)
Indoor Wild Bird Aviary Habitrail (0)
Infinity Cannibal Doll (+6)
Information Bombs (+8, -3)
InQ (+4, -1)
Inspirational Music Pen (+2)
Instantly Reconfigurable Room (+14, -1)
Intelligence Contest Based Dog Show (+11)
Interactive Theater Snack Cue Points (+5)
Interactive Transmission Loss Exhibit For Science Museum (+2)
International Consensus On The Word For A Dog's Bark (+3, -1)
Internet News Story Squidding Rating (+4)
Internet Scammer Targeting Decoy Credit Cards (+5, -3)
Intertwined, Multiple Speed Walking/Jogging/Riding Paths (+4)
Intra Sport Competition (+4)
iPhone (+8, -16)
iPhone Text Feature That Measures Alchohol On Breath (+3)
Janitor Hat Designed To Anger People Who Take Hats Seriously (+7)
Japan / America Reconciliation Day (+1, -5)
Jigsaw Puzzle Park Trails (+3, -1)
John the Baptist Poodle Costume (+2)
Joke Self Smoking Cigarettes (0)
Jump Rope With LEDs On The Outside / Series Of Cameras On The Inside (+1)
Jump Scare Browser Option Button For Halloween (+1)
Jump Scare Pop-up Book (+6)
Jungle Room (+4)
Keep Alex Trebek As Onging Host Of Jeopardy (+4, -2)
Keep Dry Under Water Exercise Tank (+1)
Kid's Book With Hidden Moral To The Story (+3)
Kinetic Sculpture Mechanical Calculator (+4, -1)
"Krazy 'n kute" fruits 'n vegetables (+11, -1)
Kriminal Guardian Bureau (+1)
Ladder Snow Boarding (+7)
Lampshade / Barf Bucket (+6)
Latte Foam Art Pendulum (+5)
Laughing AI Project (+4, -2)
Laughing pen for writing funny stuff... (+4)
Lawyer Swap (+4)
Learn How To Make A Computer Mouse (+4, -1)
Learn Morse Code In Minutes (+3)
Least Efficient Invention Competition (+1, -1)
Legalize Drugs, Beef Up Civil Liability Laws Regarding Their Sale (+4, -4)
Lenticular Printed Floor That Appears To Move As You Walk On It (+5)
Lesson Where Your Grade Is Determined By How Many Problems You Get Wrong (+3)
Let The Crowd Decide (+4)
Level Flight Bullet (+1, -1)
Life Extension or Reduction Product Labeling (+2, -1)
Lift A 737 Bench Press Day (+3)
Light / Dark Cycle Tuned TV (+3)
Light Show Candles (+8)
Light Up Cigar Chew Toy For Dogs (+5)
Line Of Musical Weapons (0)
Linked Kitchen Appliance Personalities (+3)
Liquid Sand Cat Litterbox Post As Homage To 8th of 7 (+5)
Lissajous Pattern Record Grooves (+5)
Litter Box With Tombstone (+1)
Litter Lotto (+27, -2)
Little Step / Super Fast Walking Shoes (+3)
Live Performance Races (+4)
Live Play Versions Of Famous Movies Featuring The Original Actors (+2, -1)
Live Tiger "Petting" Zoo (0)
Load the Internet With Bad Bomb Plans (+7)
Longest Silly Word Competition (+2, -2)
Longest Time Getting To The Point Video Award (+2)
"Look How Clever We Are" Spelling (+1)
Lottery Beer2 (+7)
Lottery Scratcher With Little Sponge On One Side (+2, -1)
Lottery Tickets That Feed The Homeless (+3, -1)
Low-brow Humor Piggy Bank (+3)
Loyal Opposition Liaison (+4, -1)
Lumpy Ping Pong Table (+4)
Mad Scientist Themed Kitchen Appliances (+8)
Made Fresh While You Wait Store (+10)
Magic 8 Ball Council (+3)
"Magic Mic" Microphone With Series Of Magic Tricks Built In (+2)
Make 'em wear a camera (criminals) (+2, -1)
Make "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" an official proclamation. (+3, -2)
Make the "F" Key 800% Bigger (+3)
Man + Technology Bonding Prayer (+2, -1)
Man VS Machine: Baseball Challenge (+4)
Marching Chess (formerly 4D chess, too complicated) (+2, -1)
Mars Ecosphere Challenge (+5)
Mars Tomagatchi Project (+7)
Mars Writer Project (+8)
Martian Surface Rock Concert (+2)
Mass Murder Media Reporting Template (+1)
Massive Fans Blowing From Either Endzone (+4)
Math Contest (-5)
Matter State Thermometer (+5)
Mechanical Internet (+16, -2)
Mechanical Remote Camera (+1)
Melt Road Ice With Car Exhaust (+5, -1)
Metal Muzzle (+1, -3)
Metal Shredding Pipe Organ (+3)
Mewsage Neck / Shoulder / Back Shawl (+5)
MFPIS Tag For Posted Ideas (+2, -3)
Mind Blowing Price Designed To Grab Attention (0)
Mind Field (+8)
Mini Animal Breeding Contest (+6)
Mini Parks On The Avenue (+4)
Miniature golf style bowling (+15)
Mirror Tennis (+2)
Mirror Universe You (+2)
Mobile Mona Lisa (+2)
Mobius Loop Administration Association (+1)
Model President (+2)
Modern DaVincis (+9)
Modular Factory Factory (+1, -3)
Mole Tunnel Mapping Robot (+1)
Monkeys Writing The Complete Works Of Shakespeare (+6)
Month Of The Virus Celebration (+2)
Mood Reading Keyboard (+10)
Moon Echo Fugue (+7)
More Accurate Second Counting (+2, -3)
Morning Heralding Solar Powered Musical Robot Sunflower (+2)
Most American Award (+1, -2)
Most Prestigious College Degree (+4, -2)
Most Winning Country Medal (+5)
Motivational iPod Running App (+6)
Motorcycle Towing Skateboard Chariot Style Races (+3)
Movie Featuring All The Missing Parts (0)
Movie Mashup Program (+4)
Movie Scene Percentage Ratings (+3)
Movie Trailer Style "News" Format (+3)
Moving Ignition Keyhole For Drunk Driver's Cars (+3)
MRI Accompaniment Music (+4)
Multi Angle Floating Tree / Lampost / Telephone Pole Art (0)
Multi Colored Smoke Trail Baseball (+6)
Multi Rider Snakeboard (+7)
Multi Sound Tap Dancing Shoes (+3)
Multi TV Programming (+4)
Mummification / Embalmed Display - After Death Alternative (+1)
Museum Exhibit With Virtual Monkey Writing The Complete Works Of Shakespeare (+3)
Musical Chairs Band Position Swap (+2)
Musical Coctail Shaker (0)
Musical Dishes, Glasses, Silverware (+9)
Musical Horse Shoes (+2)
Musical Shoes (+3)
Mylar Balloon Sparring Practice (+2)
Myna Bird Voice Changer Cage (+4)
Mystery Song Coffee Stirrer (+6)
Mythmakers TV Show (0)
Naming Competition For Nuclear Weapons (+3, -2)
Nerdthink Time Waster (+15)
Nesting Telescoping Snowglobes (+2)
Nestled Telescoping Idea Cards (+1)
New Slogans For Democrat and Republican Parties (+1, -2)
Newspapers you can read to your baby (+49, -4)
Nickname The New Joint Strike Fighter "The F-35 Baby Seal" (+3, -3)
Night Globe (+6)
No Brainer (+3)
No Maintenance Aquarium (+6)
No One Will Ever Love You Crunch (+3)
Non-Captive Trained Killer Whale Show (+5, -1)
Non Insanity Causing On Hold Soundtrack (+2)
Non-Parabolic Ice Park (+6)
Non-Plug-In Heated Towel (+4)
Non Pyrotechnic Rocket "Space Launch" Challenge (+2)
Non Real Time Facetime Phone Conversation (+2)
"Not All Heroes Wear Capes" Button (+5, -1)
"Not even if you were the 6,357th to last man on Earth!" (+7, -3)
Not What It Appears Buffet (+11, -2)
Novel For People Who Speak Six Languages (+3)
Novel theme park board with faces cut out you put your head in to take photos (+5)
Novelty Mechanical Animated Toupee (+2)
Novelty Medicine Cabinet (+15, -1)
Now You Put Wheels On The Surfboard (+4)
Nozzle / Nozzled The World's Most Generic Word (+2)
Nuclear Firecrackers (+2, -1)
Number of Annos Indicated By Quotation Marks " " " " (+2, -1)
Numbered Beverage Party System (+3, -1)
Odd Shaped Baseballs (+3, -2)
Off Site Remote Tended Pet Fish (+5)
Office Of Chemtrail Disbursment (+13, -1)
Office Of Making Everybody Feel Bad About Everything (+3)
Offshore Rocks Beach Game (+3)
"Oh, great, it's a robot." (+5)
"Ohhh Yeaaaa!!" Talking Coffee Maker (+6)
Oil Stain Street Art - Now With Art Class Application - Psychiatry Too (+3, -2)
Old Satellite De-orbiter Using Space Junk As Reaction Mass (+4, -3)
Olympic Medal Ribbon Length Reflects Per Capita Winnings For That Country (+2)
Omni Directional Roller Shoes To Run In Place While Virtual Gaming (+3)
On Deck President Show (+2)
On Hold Game (+6)
One Button 911 Autodial Speakerphone in Shotgun Stock (+14, -1)
One Click Tracking Information Reveal Law (+2, -2)
One Word Language Challenge (+2)
One Word Limerick (+5, -1)
"Ooooh yea, that's the spot!" Talking Calculator (+2, -3)
Origami Sphere Competition (+5)
Outtakes Only Movie Edit (+3)
Over The Rainbow Burial At Sea (+7, -2)
Overly Complex Language Button (+2, -1)
Overused Term Shock Collar Neck Tie (+4, -2)
Pacifist Chess (+2, -5)
Padantic Antics (+1)
Page Flip Animated Secret Message In Books (+8)
Paint Riot Control Crow's Wings With "POLICE" (+2, -1)
Paintball Skeet Shooting Of Hardened Drones (+8)
Pandemic Pandemonium! Marathon TV Show (+2)
Panoramic Very High Resolution Picture of the Amazon Rain Forest Sans Trees or Major City Sans Buildings (+4)
Pants For Wiener Dogs Shaped Like Balls (+7)
Paper Ballot Web Database (+3, -1)
Paper Money Origami Folding Machine (+21, -2)
Paper Shredder That Sounds Like It's Saying "YumYumYumYumYumYumYum" (+8)
Parachute-less base jumping slide (+12)
Part The Waters And Walk Through (+5)
Patrol Robot / Drone Hybrid (+1)
Pavement Skiing (+3)
Paw Recognition Dog Door System (+1)
Pay It Forward, Kindness Or Greed Videos (+3, -3)
Pay The Fishing Fleet To Clean The Oil Spill (+9, -2)
Pedantic Filter (+7)
Pedanticator Word Processor Plugin (+1, -2)
Peel and Stick Configurable Balloons (+4)
Peerage Titles For The Masses (+7, -1)
Perception Calibration Method - Perception Revelation To Apply To Life Challenges (+4)
Perfidious Politician Pyro-Pants (+5)
Perfume Or Mace Dual Nozzle Spray Can (+5)
Perp Walk Negative Product Endorsement (+6)
Personal Car Horn (+7)
Personal Message From Any Book (+5)
Personal Theme Music (+5)
Personalized Jeopardy Birthday Video (+1)
Pet Food Bowl With Integrated Dog Or Cat Mask (+4)
Pet Outline Activated Dog Door / Or Pet Weight Triggered Door (+3, -1)
Pet TV Programming Created By Measurements Of The Animal's Interest (+4)
Pet Zeppelin (+3)
Philosopher Octagon Live (+6)
Philosopher Tome Warning Labels (+5)
Phoenix Building (+3)
Piano Wrestling (+2)
Picasso Style Facial Re-Arrangement Photo App (+9, -1)
Pick Your On Hold Relaxation Sounds (+2)
Pictogram Word Processor (+6, -2)
Picture Fountain (+2, -2)
Picture Of The Titanic Wreckage (+5)
Pictures Frame Plants On Wall (+3)
Pie Chart Voting (+5)
Pirated Music Chart (+8, -2)
Piston Rocket (+22, -1)
Pizza With Everything On It (+3, -3)
Placebo With Placebo Side Effects (+8)
Plasticized Architectural Ruins (+4)
Play Act Interactive TV (+2, -2)
Play Adventure Music In Real Time During Space Operations (+7)
Play Recording Of A Sea Lion Barking (+5)
Plumber's Crack Fanny Pack (+1, -2)
Pneumatic Explosions Under The Snow Winter Wonderland Spectacular (+2)
Pointlessly Expensive Shooting Star Funeral: You Can Take It With You (+6)
Political Web Robo Sparring Partner (+2)
Polkadot Clown Shoes (+3, -1)
Pooch Zoom (+3)
Pool Pee Reduction (+2, -1)
Pool "Roller Coaster" (+5)
Pop Up Blocker (+7)
Portable Easy Erect Fish Tower Aquarium(s) (+5)
Post Three Dots To Hold Your Place In The Annotations Queue (+2)
Powerful Explosions Powered Origami Machine (+9)
Practical Joke Recipes (0)
Practical Joke Robo Operator (+1)
Practical Vacuum Balloons (+3)
Pre-Hotlined Books (+2, -3)
Pressure Sensing Keyboard Keys (+15, -1)
Princes Lea Hair Buns With Spock Ears (+7, -1)
Printer Ink Cartridge Magazine (+6)
Product That Plays The National Anthem Of Its Country Of Manufacture (+4)
Product That's Exciting, Hot, Scary Etc Includes Discount Coupon For Underwear (+2)
Progressive Debate Outline / Ballot (+8)
Promotional Business Card Shredder (+11, -1)
Proxy Election (+2, -1)
Psy-Ops Against Illegal Downloaders (+8, -5)
Pump-Action Pepper-Gun (+2)
Puny Earthlings Snack Crackers (+14, -6)
Put Native Americans In Complete Control Of All New Immigration (+6, -2)
Put The Back of The Person's Head on the Back of The Coin (+8, -1)
Puzzle Decoded Adventure Book (+9)
Question Recognition For Voice To Text (+4)
Radially Segmented Multi Level Drone Flight Corridors (+7)
Raging Battle Effect Drum Set (+2)
Rain Chain Chimes (+3, -1)
Rain Harp (+8)
Rainbow Alert (+7)
Ramen Grenade (+2)
Random Object To Anamorphic Picture Layout Program (+3)
Random Wildly Complicated Words (+1)
Random Word Art Challenge TV Show (+2)
Rapping Dog Muzzle (+1, -1)
Raspberry Sound Car Exhaust (+1)
Re-Elect Eisenhower! (I like A-Ike!) (+5, -1)
Reactor Rod Bundle Gravity Dissemination In Emergencies (+2)
Ready-Made Toothbrush Shank (+6)
Real A.I. Threat To Humanity (+4)
Real Time Animation (+4)
Really flimsy money to help fight inflation. (+1, -3)
Rear Wiper Tail Attachment (+5)
Recessed Gun Safety Requiring Adult Sized Hand To Engage (+3, -2)
Referring To One's Self As "We" For The Commoner (+1, -5)
Relax-O-Tron (0)
Remote Control Flying Ghost (+4, -1)
Remote Control Helicopter Swarm "Fireworks" Display (+2, -1)
Remote Controlled Dancing Articulated Hose Fountain (+4)
Rename Mars: "New Earth" To Encourage Colonization (+10, -1)
Replace TV Show Laugh Tracks With Flashing Indicator Light (0)
Replacement for LOL or Haha (+7)
Replicon 2012 (+7)
Representarian Government (+1, -1)
Retain Loser Of Presidential Election In Lower Office (+4, -1)
Reverse Charity (+4, -2)
Reverse Christmas Caroling (+3)
Reverse Engineer Most Basic Life (+1)
"Reverse Explosion" Fireworks (+8)
Reverse Musicals (+2)
Rhino Power Marketing Stunt For Trucks (+4, -1)
Rhymes For Bad Spellers (+2)
Rhythmic Boxing (+4)
RIAA Certificate On Instrument Showing What Famous Recordings It Was Featured On (+6, -1)
Riderless Horse Racing (+2, -2)
River Dance Treadmill Guide Stickers (+4)
Roach Motel For Pirates (+6, -1)
Road Danger Meter or "Approaching Death Zone" Alarm (+3)
Robo Call - Robo Answer (+5)
Robo Fly Design Olympics (+1, -1)
Robot Dog Chariot Races (+2)
Robot-Hand Card Shuffling Challenge (+4)
Robot Hands Programmed To Move In A Beautiful Fashion (+1)
Robot Street Vendor (+5)
Rocket Assist Ballet (+7)
Rocket ice cubes (+25, -2)
Roller Coaster Skating (+1)
Rolling Snakebot (+8)
Rolls Of Money That Can Be Used As Toilet Paper (0)
Roomba That Complains About The Mess While Vacuuming (+8)
Root Bonsai (+4)
Rose Colored Glasses (+1)
Rose Colored Glasses News Site (0)
Rotating Aeolian Harp (+2, -1)
Rotating Changing Magnetic Sand Art (+1)
Rube Goldberg Technology Timeline Visualizer Model (+6)
Rude Hot Dog Bun (+3)
Rudolph The Rednosed Reindeer Documentary (+5)
Rumble Strip Chord Playing Road Warnings (+2, -3)
Run For Your Life Therapy (+3)
Run On Water (+6)
Safari Themed Restaurant (+5)
Safer Passenger Hot Air Balloon (+3)
Sales Call Discouraging Outgoing Message (+1)
Salvador Dali Phonograph Record (+4, -1)
Sand Pendulum Movement Wind Chimes (+2)
Santa's Sleigh Show For Kids (+2)
Sarcastic Laugh Track (+8)
Sassy Spell Check (+3, -1)
Savior Of The World Award (+3)
Scary Face Paint To Add A Level Of Dramatic Theater To Sports (+4)
School Of Acting And Table Waiting (+11)
Schrödinger's Post: Clever or Stupid? (You must click the link to find out.) (+2, -1)
Scientific Re-incarnation Chart (+6)
Scissor Lift Bike (+7)
Scolding Informative Lottery Ticket Gambling Cure (+6)
Scratch & Sniff Stories Without Writing Or Pictures (+18, -1)
Screaming Baseball / Exploding Bat (+3)
Screaming Computer (+8, -1)
Scribble Password (+4, -3)
Sculpted Exposed Appliance Parts (+3)
Security Cam Flash (+4, -1)
Security Cameras With 2 Red Lights (+4)
Self Blowing Barbeque Charcoal (+2, -1)
Self-Extinguishing Candle IV (+2)
Self-Extinguishing Candle VII (+2, -2)
Self Rolling Dice (+3)
Self Stirring Sugar Cubes (+12, -1)
Self Sustaining Space Terrarium (+2, -2)
Sell Granular Goods By The Unit (+8, -2)
Semi-Rigid Dirigible Running Vest (+3)
Sensible Space Tube (+3)
Sequential Gourmet Meal Laid Out On Spiral Plate (+11)
Shark Wrestling (+5, -1)
Shell-less Shotgun (+2)
Ship Saw (+1, -2)
Sign Language Gloves (+4)
Silent Coffee Grinder (+2)
Simian Car Wash (+2, -1)
Simple Answer Search Engine (+1)
Simple Burglar Alarm (+3)
Simplified Anti-phishing Counter Attack (+5)
Simulated Simian Shakespeare Selector (+2)
Sing Along 3D Printer (+2)
Singing Dog Autotune Collar (+2)
Singing Hummingbird Feeder (+4)
Singing Mode For Seri (+2)
Single Note Bagpipe: Part 2 (+2)
Single Pipe Organ (+9)
Siri Equipped Teddy Bear (+2)
"Siri-ize" Douglas Rain's Voice (+7)
"Siri, what does that cloud look like?" (+5)
Six Position Car Tail (+6)
Ski Jump Slide (+1)
Skillet or Pot That Walks You Through The Cooking Process (+2, -3)
Sky Cycle or Bronco Rocket (+6)
Sky Drawing (+2)
Sky Drawing Drone System Reflective Ribbon (+1)
Sky Drawing Ribbon / Light Array Retractor (+1, -1)
Slab o' nutrition, food loaf diet plan (+4, -2)
Sleep Competition (+7)
Sleep With Your Favorite Star (+3, -1)
Sleeping On Air (+1)
Slide Whistle Hospital Ventilator (+5)
Slightly Less Ridiculous Live Auctions (+9, -1)
Slightly Off Santa (+4, -1)
Slot And Wheels Surfboard Launching Dock (+1)
Slow Motion Ball (+6)
Slow Motion Waterfall (+1)
Smart-Ass Talking Scale (+1)
Smiley Face Turn Signal (+5)
Smoke Ring Blowing Incense Burner (+16)
Snakes In A Can Novelty Time Capsule (+26)
Snakes In A Crypt (+2, -2)
Snata Klatz (+4)
"Snowglobe and or Lava Lamp Car Body with Optional Flexterior to Move In Wind. (+3)
Soccer Field Obstacles (+5, -2)
Social Distancing Evaluation Formula (+2, -1)
Social Media Site Based Free College With % Based Diploma (+2, -3)
Sociogenic Mitosis (0)
Sodium Based Meat Tenderizer and Seasoning (+6)
"Soft Control" Hybrid Pilot/Autopilot Flight Corridor (+2)
Solar Hydro Electric Dam (+5)
Solar Panel Columbarium Memorial Park (+4)
Solar Panels "Charge" An ATM Card (+14, -2)
Solar System Planet Treats Teach Kids In A Fun Way (+3, -2)
Solaton: Better Name For Unit Of Measurement Of Celestial Mass (+2, -3)
Solid Rocket Powered "Surf" Board Named Jeff (-2)
Sometimes, Better A Bone Than A Bun (+4)
Sort Of Air Guitar (+4)
Sound Car For CDs (0)
Sound "Clarifier" (+11, -2)
Sound Painting (+6)
Sovereign Leader Of Planet Earth (+5)
Space Rail and Pacman Rocket (+14)
Spam Fax Class Action Collection Service (+7)
Speaking Doorbell (+7)
Speed Demonstration Exhibit For Museums (+22)
Speed Dependent Spike Strip (+10, -2)
Speed Listening Language (+5)
Speed Play (+2, -1)
Spell "Hors d'Oeuvres" "Orderves" (+3)
Spider Wall Challenge (+2)
Spinning Anti Gravity Cone (+7)
Spinning Ying / Yang While Program or Page Loads (+2)
Spinny Water Slide Cushion (+2)
Split Second Implosion Furniture Making Machines (+3)
Sponsored Free Bridge Crossings (+6, -1)
Spray On Googly Eyes (+7)
Spring Loaded Parachute (+1)
Spurious Correlation Winner Predictions Betting Website (+2, -1)
"Squids" (+5)
SQUIRREL! (+14)
Squirrel circus (+19)
Stadium Full Of People Percussion Instrument (+2, -1)
Standardized Cookie Insertion Warning Icon (+2, -2)
Standardized Cop-Cam Built Into The Badge (+7, -1)
Standardized New World Proclamation (+3)
Standardized ultralight cars with designated roads (+16, -1)
Star Trek Original Series vs Star Trek Next Generation (+3, -3)
Start Your AI Virtual You Today (+3, -3)
Statin Klutz (+1, -1)
Stationary Commuter Cars (+1)
Steam Power In Space (+3)
Steel Reinforced Chair Mat With Printed Target Showing Where To Smash Microsoft Product (+4, -2)
Sticker To Deter People From Using Stolen Credit Card (+2)
Stolen Phone Spy Mode (+3, -4)
Stratollites (+4)
"Stratosphere Tractor" High Altitude Balloon Intercept And Capture System (+3)
Street Gator (+11)
Streetview Live 2 (+3)
Stripey Lawn Mower (+7, -2)
Strobe Lit Aircraft Propeller (+8)
Study Of Why Men Laugh At Explosions (+3, -4)
Stupid Rolling Coffee Ball Thing (+5)
Sub Chaser Drone Mounted Sonar Buoys (+2)
Subject Triggered Auto Channel Changer (+3)
Submersible Navy (+8)
(Summer) Snow Fountain (+6)
Super Laugh Track - Now Featuring The Joker (0)
Super Powered Bowling Ball (+2)
Super Trampoline Simulating Rocket Pack (+1)
Super Villian Smack Down (+2)
Supercharger For Mountain Climbers (+3, -2)
Superman Airplane Pod (+12)
Superman Treadmill (+9)
Supermarket Jackpot (+13)
Surf Chimes (+6)
Surprise Ending For Essay On How AI Will End Essays (-2)
Surrogate Baby Movement Sensor And Simulator For Adoptive Mom (+7)
Swarming Mini-Blimp Sky Matrix (+8)
Swimmer's Head Movement Measurement To Increase Efficiency (0)
Swirling Flower Garden (+11)
Switchable Product Placement In Movies (+6)
Synthetic Rhino Horn (+4)
Syntho-God (+5)
T.V. Series Ending In Movie Finale Business Model (+7)
Tabletop Velocity Visualisation Device (+1)
Tactile Camera For The Blind (+4)
Tailgate Warning Light 2 (+2)
Talking Cat Collar (+8, -1)
Talking Dog Breeding System (+6)
Talking Dog Chew Toy (+4)
Talking Marble Face (+5, -1)
Talking Pet Video Generator Program (+3)
Talking Train Track Toy (+2)
Talking Trumpet / Trombone (+1)
Tall Hat Social Ranking / Testosterone Study (+3)
Tally of Literary Figure Write-in Candidate Votes (+10)
Targeted Car Horn2 (+1)
Taser Activated Wave (+2, -1)
Tea Bag Holder Shaped Like Testicles (+3, -3)
Teach Wild Birds To Sing Particular Melodies (+3)
Team Boxing (+5, -1)
Telemarketer Discouraging Phone Answering Routine (+2)
Teleprompter Forces Politicians To Turn Their Heads 180 Degrees For Every Line (+2, -2)
Telescoping Nestled Screw Driver (+1)
Ten In One Movie Screen (+4, -1)
Term For Listening To An Audio Book (+6)
Tethered Airship Cruise Liner (+4)
Texting And Driving Demolition Derby (+5)
Thank You Jutta (+47)
That Cloud Looks Like A Puppy! (+2)
The Age Of Ascendance (+9, -1)
The Day The Music Came Alive (+2)
The Explain Game (+1)
The Great Non Deity (+1, -3)
The Grim Reaper Safe Driving Campaign (+3, -1)
The Gun Juggler (+26, -2)
The Incredibly Amazing Life And Times Of Martelle Murphy (+2)
"The Luddite's Paradox" (-5)
The Monkeys (+3)
"The Other Guy" Tax (+2)
The Quotation Marks Of Doom (+2, -2)
The Report Card Pixie (+3)
The Simian Fund (+7)
The Socializer (+5)
The Squiddies Internet Award (+5)
The Window Channel (+9, -1)
Theremin equipped Halloween candy dish (+17)
"They Live" Prank (+4)
This Movie Sucks Caps (+1)
This Time In History Watch (or app) (+10)
"Those" People (+5, -3)
Three Dog Cerberus Costume (+7)
Throw The Remote At The TV And Smash The Screen (+5)
Throwable Alarm Clock Snooze Function (+2)
"Time Capsule" (+2)
Time Lapse Subject Lock (+3, -2)
Time Travel Machine (+2, -2)
Tin Can Phone That Can Send Images (+15)
Tipsy Pops (+5)
Toilet Seat Scale Activated By Foot Stirrups (+1)
Touch Screen Pool Table (+2)
Touch Sensitive Keys Form Capital Letters When Hit Harder (+2)
Trace Sidewalk Gum DNA (+3)
Tracer Pool Table (+16)
Traffic Jammers (+1)
Train Cats To Sit Like Humans (+2, -3)
Train Dog To Cheat On Obstacle Course And Steal The Show (+4)
Train Your Dog To Talk (+4)
Trampolawn (+12)
Trampoline Tower Made Of Horizontal Straps (+3)
Trash Receiving Off Ramps (+2)
Travel Pods (+9)
Treat Dispenser Turns Your Pet Into A Genius (+2)
Tree Mold (+3)
Trick Or Treaters Lightspeed Walkway To Front Door Effect (+3)
"Trimodal", "Aerophibian", "Triphibian" or "Aeraquaterrian" Animal Designation (+4, -2)
Triple Animated Picture Kinetic Wind Sculpture (+4)
Triple Magnifying Glass Mask (+13)
Troll History (+3)
Trompe L'oeil Table (+5)
Tron Style Bicycle Light Trail (+3)
Tropical Fish Symphony (+9)
Trumpet Tuba Trombone Actuator Replaces Rasperry Sound Made With Lips (+4)
Tulip Mania Investments LLC (+3)
Tumbleweed Emoticon (+14)
Tumultuous Waves Water Feature (+5)
Turbine Powered Waterfall Base Light (+2, -2)
Turbojet Powered Wind Instrument (+2)
Turbojet Powered Woodwind Instruments (+6)
Turbojet / Steam/Internal Combustion Engine Hybrid (+3)
Turning Jump-Rope Tightrope Act (+1)
TV Remote Control Show Flush Button (+4)
Two Men With The Same Name (+4)
Two Word Limericks (+9, -6)
Uber / Lyft Barcode Window / Body Panel Stickers (+6)
Un-Furling Robot Arm (+2)
Un-named Item Naming Contest (+1)
Undercover Cop Street Musicians (+5)
Unicorn Shaped Toothpast Dispenser Tube (+3)
Unnecessary Toupees (+8)
Upcoming Audio Warning/Kill Switch (+4)
Updated Halfbakery Croissant Price Tag (+1)
Upside Down Basketball (+6)
Urban Dog Sled (+5)
Useful Exercise Coalition (+12)
USS Enterprise Team Game (+10)
Vault of Horror Audio Effect Book Cover (+6, -1)
"Vendetta of Overkill" (+1)
Venn Diagram Political Debate (+3)
Vertical Launch Turbojet First Stage Rocket (+1)
VERY Bad Lip Reading (+2, -1)
Very Fast Lab Evolution (+1)
Very Fat Person Exercise Body Suit (+2, -3)
Video Linked To Time Quantized Audio Track (+4)
Video Of People Singing To Go Along With Their Sampled Voices (+1)
Views Graph In Books Like They Have On Youtube (+1)
Violent Revolution License (+5, -1)
Viral Flute Player Video (+1)
Virtual Fireworks Show (+4)
Virtual Hotel (+3)
Virtual Marathon (+3)
Virtue Flag To Fly In Front Of Big Estates (+3, -2)
Vortex Pool Table for 4 Dimensional Pool Game (+4)
Vote By Throwing Stones or Roses Instead of Bones or Buns (+3, -6)
Wacky Walking Inflatable Flailing Man Thing Which Dances to the YMCA Song (+10)
Wagtail Cocktail Bar (+5, -1)
Waist Chain With Consent Lock (+4, -3)
Walk On To Stage In Slow Motion For Important Ceremonies (+5)
Walk On Water (+3, -1)
Walk through rain-shower fountain (+20)
Walking, Flying, Optionally Invisible Automaton (+6)
Warlords Unlimited Player Chess (+3)
Warning Label On Columns (+1)
Washcloth That Makes People More Beautiful #2 (+5, -1)
"Watch The Dot" (+2)
Watchable Drone Race (+2, -1)
Watchable Soccer (+1, -1)
Water Column Amusement Park - Now With Zorbs (+5)
Water Cutting Tree Thing (+2)
Water Drop Activated Light Matrix At Base of Fountain (+2)
Water Filled Exercise Pants (+4, -4)
Water Slide Of Death ("Slippy Flippy Slide" for marketing purposes) (+6)
Wave Sprints (+4)
Waxnado Candle Procedure (+5)
Way To Celebrate Halfbaker’s Birthday Or Anniversary Of Joining The HB (+6, -3)
Web Cam Of All Government Business (+5, -1)
Website To Bet On Highschool Sports (+1, -3)
Weird Animal Fossil Reconstruction (+7)
Welcome Disaffected American Celebrities Day (+5, -1)
What Did 8th of 7 Look Like? (+2, -2)
What Does That User Look Like? (+3, -2)
What Would You Have Been In The Past? (+7)
What Would Your Heroes Do? (+8)
What You're Really Feeling Glasses (+1)
"When And How Will You Die In A Nuclear War?" Website. (+3, -1)
Which Country Can Build The Best Pyramid Competition (+3, -2)
Whispering Candy (+7, -1)
"Whoa! That picture just moved!" "Picgifs" (+3)
Whoopee Cushion Bubble Wrap (+2)
Why? (+3, -1)
Wii Stand Still Game Series (+3)
Wild Bird Choir Conductor (+5)
Wilhelm Scream, Other Stock Sound Effects Detector (+4)
Wind Chimes Or Pan Pipes On Mars Lander (+7)
Wind Directed Nature Sound Collection Cone (0)
Wind Powered Singing Bowls (+1)
Wind Powered Zoetrope (+1)
Wind Tunnel Races (+3)
Winking Mannequins (+1, -1)
Wiper-less Dry Windshield (+6, -1)
Wireless Tracking / Control Of Firearms (+2, -3)
Word Insertion Feature For Songs (+5, -2)
Working Exploded Engine Model (+2)
World Anthem (+1)
World's First Funny Clown Gag (+5, -1)
World-Wave 2 (+3)
World Wide Wave (+3, -1)
Worst Form Dunking Contest (+2)
"Wrap It Up" Beer Bottle Holder (+5)
Wright Flyer Air Race (+6)
Write-In Public Comments Section Under Magazine Articles (+3)
Write Your Name On Mars (+5)
"You'll Put An Eye Out!" The Game (+8)
You're In The Seat Queen Elizabeth Rode In (+3)
You Skinny Diet Products (+1)
Your City's Sound Profile (+3)
Your Constellations (+6)
Your Dead Body Shaped Cat Food Dish (+5)
Your Degrees Of Separation From Celebrities / People You Know, Calculator (+2, -1)
Your Donated Organs As A Brand (+4)
Your Signature In Blood (+5, -2)
Your Skull With Carvings And Jewels 'N Stuff (+3)
Zoetrope Planter (+3)
Zombie Paintball Equipment (+6)
Zombie Tag (+3)
Zoo Orchestra (+2)
Zoom Corporate Meeting Manicure Kit (+2, -1)

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