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 Halfbakery... The Game  PotatoStew  Dec 29 00 
 Might you be playing it at this very moment?  Sep 16 01 
 
 parking regulations  td  Dec 30 00 
 make it so that you can't park in New York City  Jan 19 01 
 
 Security Muzak  Skybird  Dec 30 00 
 Add a free security guard to your store....  Jan 01 01 
 
 W.A.K.E.U.P.  Skybird  Dec 30 00 
 Windows Alien Klaxon Emitting Undesirable Porridge  Sep 30 02 
 
 Inline Character  badoingdoing  Dec 30 00 
 Send one glyph  Jan 01 01 
 
 Coagulating Shaving Cream  dashore  Dec 31 00 
 Makes shaving cuts quickly stop bleeding  Nov 04 17 
 
 Moorings  dsm  Dec 31 00 
 Human mounting brackets, with all necessary support elements.  Dec 08 03 
 
 Elective Neurosurgery  dsm  Dec 31 00 
 Removal of what ails you.  Jun 14 01 
 
 Serial Guillotine  dsm  Dec 31 00 
 Sequential processing of "tasks."  Aug 02 05 
 
 Receipt Credit Card  DiRusso  Dec 31 00 
 Swipe your Reciept Card, so you won't need to carry around a pocket full of paper reciepts, everything you buy will go onto this card, making it easier for everyone to find their reciepts~!  Feb 08 10 
 
 Reflective/Glowing Gravel  DiRusso  Dec 31 00 
 As the cities make gravel for the roads, they add bits of reflective and glowing materials into it, making it easier and safer to travel on night roads.  Dec 23 03 
 
 Same Sized Fingers  Skybird  Dec 31 00 
 Use gene manipulation and put and end to varying ring sizes  Jul 10 01 
 
 Gun-of-the-Month Club  boris  Dec 31 00 
 A gun a month--just what I wanted!  Oct 04 17 
 
 Foot Mouse  ddn  Dec 31 00 
 Foot Mouse  Nov 20 03 
 
 All in one spice dispenser  ddn  Jan 01 01 
 spice dispencer  Mar 18 01 
 
 Clotting Gel  ddn  Jan 01 01 
 Clotting gel to stem blood loss from tramatic injury  Apr 15 01 
 
 Nuvo Gum  ddn  Jan 01 01 
 Chewable insect larva  Feb 26 14 
 
 Singing Business Card  ddn  Jan 01 01 
 A bussiness card which sings a diddly when touched  Jun 17 02 
 
 Home Grown Internet  ddn  Jan 01 01 
 open sourced home grown internet  Oct 03 02 
 
 Books on Phone  beretboy  Jan 01 01 
 A toll free number you can dial and listen to books  Sep 23 16 
 
 rice cooker  egnor  Jan 02 01 
 cooks rice automatically  May 26 03 
 
 Computer Monitor Screensaver  Ander  Jan 02 01 
 It's dada-esque, or something.  Dec 07 05 
 
 Perforated Food  Malakh  Jan 02 01 
 Knifes-be-gone  Jan 03 03 
 
 Fast Food atm  smylly  Jan 02 01 
 Order food by pressing buttons on atm-like screen  Jun 09 03 
 
 Move Christmas into January  DrBob  Jan 02 01 
 See above.  Dec 19 02 
 
 halfbirthday  absterge  Jan 02 01 
 August 11th, of course.  Mar 03 01 
 
 Short-sleeved Suit  manilow  Jan 02 01 
 Professional appearance ... less sweat  Apr 22 16 
 
 Purse/briefcase storage  smylly  Jan 03 01 
 Under the seat compartment for a purse/door pocket for briefcase  Feb 27 04 
 
 smoking  tduff  Jan 03 01 
 slowly abolish smoking while keeping current smokers happy  Oct 17 04 
 
 alien abduction hookey kit  disarray  Jan 03 01 
 inexpensive kit to cover you ass when you want to miss work  Jan 05 01 
 
 Wall scroll clock  Juuitchan  Jan 03 01 
 Calligraphy scroll which changes to show the time  Jan 03 01 
 
 Browser History Diagram  absterge  Jan 03 01 
 Tiered and threaded, and all pretty  Jul 14 16 
 
 Pedometer fake tattoo  Juuitchan  Jan 03 01 
 Subdermal digital display indicates walking distance  Nov 14 02 
 
 ATM easy deposit  Juuitchan  Jan 03 01 
 No need to enter the deposit amount; the ATM figures it for you.  Jul 20 01 
 
 fast track  dblachman  Jan 04 01 
 Why fast track doesn't work and how to correct it.  Jan 07 02 
 
 Edible plates, spoons, forks, knives etc.  smylly  Jan 04 01 
 For people who don't like to do dishes  Feb 08 01 
 
 soft impact kitchen cabinet doors  mercuryman  Jan 04 01 
 prevent do-it-yourself lobotomies with cabinet doors that don't have sharp edges and absorb impacts  Jun 02 01 
 
 Bay Ha Plug  mcdonald107  Jan 04 01 
 So-High-Tech looking toys for decorating drive bays  Mar 28 01 
 
 moving brush  technobadger  Jan 05 01 
 locomotion by brush  Mar 20 02 
 
 reality telly with lasers  technobadger  Jan 05 01 
 evict contestants on big brother with a laser(like those laser games)  Jun 30 08 
 
 Aversion pay scale  smylly  Jan 05 01 
 Base salary on the general public's aversion to the job  Feb 23 01 
 
 Stealth Pot  1978tomy  Jan 05 01 
 Use Crossbreeding or Genetic Engineering to make Stealth Pot Plants  May 15 04 
 
 Safeway Club Club  centauri  Jan 05 01 
 The first rule of Safeway Club Club is you don't talk about Safeway Club Club.  Nov 19 07 
 
 Q3 Arena for Politicians  Skybird  Jan 05 01 
 Let 'em Frag it out for the best seats in congress  Apr 04 04 
 
 13 month calendar2  lasselle  Jan 05 01 
 Change the date of New Year's Day  Dec 20 21 
 
 gridlocking  tom oreilly  Jan 05 01 
 to reduce gridlocking on motorways  Oct 10 01 
 
 Pin Matrix Terminal  francois  Jan 05 01 
 Actuated grid of pins for textured display and tactile interface  Feb 10 21 
 
 RSA Secret Decoder Ring  francois  Jan 06 01 
 A small portable data device using a wireless protocol.  Jan 06 01 
 
 Draftover.com  reensure  Jan 06 01 
 Similar to HB, annotate sketches in overlay fashon  Dec 16 15 
 
 Uncle Milty's Maggot Farm  1978tomy  Jan 06 01 
 A slab of meat between panes of glass with maggots in it  Mar 13 02 
 
 Keyboard with Credit Card Swiper  raisin  Jan 06 01 
 Department Store Style Keyboard for your Home  Dec 29 02 
 
 Distributed spam email filtering  illya23b  Jan 06 01 
 A service to society!  Dec 28 04 
 
 Child Vouchers  bartkusa  Jan 06 01 
 Allow breeding for those that can support kids.  Nov 10 17 
 
 communal webspace  triptych  Jan 07 01 
 seti@home meets blogger  Jan 07 01 
 
 website adoption service  triptych  Jan 07 01 
 old sites you can no longer maintain - put them up for adoption  Jun 19 03 
 
 Belly Button Pressure Outlet Device  Skybird  Jan 07 01 
 Simply turn the tap and release the pressure...ahhhhhhhhh  Jan 12 01 
 
 Gumless America  Jim  Jan 07 01 
 Get rid of chewing gum.  Oct 13 02 
 
 Radio-snip  Skybird  Jan 07 01 
 Unsurgical vasectomy  Jul 30 04 
 
 Waveform Cloning  Skybird  Jan 07 01 
 Instead of sending my ashes into space when I die, just encode my DNA into a waveform and transmit it to the stars  Jul 25 04 
 
 1929  jutta  Jan 07 01 
 Money/stock-themed perfume  Mar 25 07 
 
 Pilot's-eye viewscreen  PotatoStew  Jan 08 01 
 See where you're going  Jan 22 13 
 
 Telescopic Arms  drue  Jan 08 01 
 Collapse and expand to fit your needs!  Oct 26 07 
 
 The Eminem M & M  Skybird  Jan 08 01 
 A limited edition of your favourite choccie  Jun 15 03 
 
 ASCII Art Font  hippo  Jan 08 01 
 A font which allows people to type large, complex pieces of ASCII Art  Oct 17 02 
 
 YHOO 1999  jutta  Jan 08 01 
 Custom perfume bottle shaped like stock.  Jan 09 01 
 
 video card  ddn  Jan 08 01 
 bussiness cards with embeded video and sound playback  Jun 23 02 
 
 Fart in a Spacesuit?  Kettch  Jan 08 01 
 In Space no-one can hear you Fart.  Mar 28 10 
 
 Halfbakery-Brand Bread  dgeiser13  Jan 08 01 
 Bread of the bizarre: tastes, textures, smells, names, ingredients, etc.  May 25 06 
 
 Carry-on-baggage surcharge  supercat  Jan 08 01 
 Charge airline passengers for bin space, esp. on full flights  Dec 17 04 
 
 Cashier Power to Negotiate  blahginger  Jan 08 01 
 Give the checkout cashier power to set a price on the fly  Jun 17 05 
 
 Supermarket Mapper  rmutt  Jan 09 01 
 Scan UPS barcodes for future use...  Jan 13 02 
 
 ChildNet  Skybird  Jan 09 01 
 Track your children and keep them safe from sickos  Sep 25 05 
 
 pencil bell  girlwholuvsNSync  Jan 10 01 
 put a bell on the top of a pencil  Jul 30 02 
 
 Pop up Tents  QuadAlpha  Jan 10 01 
 Tent which sets itself up.  Jun 01 06 
 
 Arch-enemy Matchmaker Service  FakeGreenDress  Jan 10 01 
 Guaranteed someone you'll love to hate—or your money back!™  Oct 25 17 
 
 Cows  Barth Moterhome  Jan 10 01 
 Breed miniature cows  Nov 26 03 
 
 Mobile phone receiver key ring  sam  Jan 10 01 
 You can call it when you've lost your keys  Oct 02 01 
 
 sputnik tree ornament  jutta  Jan 10 01 
 Christmas tree ornament shaped like the first artificial satellite  Dec 18 09 
 
 The Assassin  hippo  Jan 10 01 
 Effective superhero  Jun 20 02 
 
 novelTeabags  soren  Jan 10 01 
 Sink your favorite vessel with ship-shaped tea bags.  Sep 04 02 
 
 "There's a Fungus Among Us!"  bluefloyd  Jan 10 01 
 A hilarious sitcom starring 50's Sci-Fi creatures...  Feb 07 01 
 
 "The End", the series  JT  Jan 10 01 
 a "reality" show exploring death in a tasteful way  May 12 02 
 
 Inflation-proof stamps  supercat  Jan 10 01 
 Once a, e.g., first-class stamp has been purchased, it will always cover first-class postage  May 28 07 
 
 The 1.2 Trillion Euro Man  Skybird  Jan 10 01 
 Updated version of the classic Lee Majors slomo flicks  Jun 06 01 
 
 Cobblestone Activism  Vecini  Jan 11 01 
 If you own an SUV with 4WD, you don't really need pavement, now do you.  Oct 04 04 
 
 In-home firepoles  Vecini  Jan 11 01 
 If coupled with a spiral stairway, this could be an effective space saver.  Aug 29 16 
 
 Kinder, Gentler Term Limits  kevynct  Jan 11 01 
 Incumbent's required majority goes up one percent a year  Nov 29 07 
 
 Multimedia access in the Shower  Kettch  Jan 11 01 
 If this is Baked - tell me where to buy it!  Mar 03 02 
 
 DOS King  Vecini  Jan 11 01 
 Without the fluffy interface, we could actually use the immense hardware power of today's computers.  Aug 07 05 
 
 Uberhomingpigeon  Kettch  Jan 11 01 
 For information distribution in areas where modern means of communication may be unavailable.  Sep 09 21 
 
 Square Fruit  Kettch  Jan 11 01 
 Saving space in the lunchbox.  Aug 25 01 
 
 Fart Gallery  mekki  Jan 11 01 
 A Collection of Famous Farts!  Mar 14 06 
 
 DVD2go  mrkillboy  Jan 12 01 
 "Okay, i'll have the pilot for ER, that trailer with the big ass wave at the end, and all those beer commercials with the frogs, thanks."  Dec 14 01 
 
 Jehovah's Witness Delivery  chuckmandoo  Jan 12 01 
 Deliver anytime!  Nov 01 15 
 
 RIVo  dafydd  Jan 12 01 
 Real time Interactive Voicemail  Jan 13 01 
 
 Cum Multis Aliis Lane  absterge  Jan 12 01 
 Dedicated lane for bulk purchasers  May 08 03 
 
 Self-Cleaning Plates  rayhill  Jan 13 01 
 Self-Cleaning Plates: Living/Nano-Factory Plates  Oct 14 05 
 
 disposable bog brush  m_g_m_jones  Jan 13 01 
 use it once and flush it away!  Jan 20 01 
 
 Black Bumpers  Vecini  Jan 13 01 
 Why do all new cars have painted bumpers. How halfbaked can you get?  Mar 10 11 
 
 Parking Debit System  Vecini  Jan 13 01 
 Many states have automatic toll systems. Why not one for parking too?  Aug 31 01 
 

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