| | Halfbakery... The Game | | PotatoStew | | Dec 29 00 |
| | Might you be playing it at this very moment? |
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| | parking regulations | | td | | Dec 30 00 |
| | make it so that you can't park in New York City |
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| | Security Muzak | | Skybird | | Dec 30 00 |
| | Add a free security guard to your store.... |
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| | W.A.K.E.U.P. | | Skybird | | Dec 30 00 |
| | Windows Alien Klaxon Emitting Undesirable Porridge |
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| | Inline Character | | badoingdoing | | Dec 30 00 |
| | Send one glyph |
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| | Coagulating Shaving Cream | | dashore | | Dec 31 00 |
| | Makes shaving cuts quickly stop bleeding |
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| | Moorings | | dsm | | Dec 31 00 |
| | Human mounting brackets, with all necessary support elements. |
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| | Elective Neurosurgery | | dsm | | Dec 31 00 |
| | Removal of what ails you. |
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| | Serial Guillotine | | dsm | | Dec 31 00 |
| | Sequential processing of "tasks." |
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| | Receipt Credit Card | | DiRusso | | Dec 31 00 |
| | Swipe your Reciept Card, so you won't need to carry around a pocket full of paper reciepts, everything you buy will go onto this card, making it easier for everyone to find their reciepts~! |
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| | Reflective/Glowing Gravel | | DiRusso | | Dec 31 00 |
| | As the cities make gravel for the roads, they add bits of reflective and glowing materials into it, making it easier and safer to travel on night roads. |
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| | Same Sized Fingers | | Skybird | | Dec 31 00 |
| | Use gene manipulation and put and end to varying ring sizes |
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| | Gun-of-the-Month Club | | boris | | Dec 31 00 |
| | A gun a month--just what I wanted! |
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| | Foot Mouse | | ddn | | Dec 31 00 |
| | Foot Mouse |
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| | All in one spice dispenser | | ddn | | Jan 01 01 |
| | spice dispencer |
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| | Clotting Gel | | ddn | | Jan 01 01 |
| | Clotting gel to stem blood loss from tramatic injury |
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| | Nuvo Gum | | ddn | | Jan 01 01 |
| | Chewable insect larva |
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| | Singing Business Card | | ddn | | Jan 01 01 |
| | A bussiness card which sings a diddly when touched |
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| | Home Grown Internet | | ddn | | Jan 01 01 |
| | open sourced home grown internet |
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| | Books on Phone | | beretboy | | Jan 01 01 |
| | A toll free number you can dial and listen to books |
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| | rice cooker | | egnor | | Jan 02 01 |
| | cooks rice automatically |
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| | Computer Monitor Screensaver | | Ander | | Jan 02 01 |
| | It's dada-esque, or something. |
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| | Perforated Food | | Malakh | | Jan 02 01 |
| | Knifes-be-gone |
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| | Fast Food atm | | smylly | | Jan 02 01 |
| | Order food by pressing buttons on atm-like screen |
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| | Move Christmas into January | | DrBob | | Jan 02 01 |
| | See above. |
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| | halfbirthday | | absterge | | Jan 02 01 |
| | August 11th, of course. |
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| | Short-sleeved Suit | | manilow | | Jan 02 01 |
| | Professional appearance ... less sweat |
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| | Purse/briefcase storage | | smylly | | Jan 03 01 |
| | Under the seat compartment for a purse/door pocket for briefcase |
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| | smoking | | tduff | | Jan 03 01 |
| | slowly abolish smoking while keeping current smokers happy |
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| | alien abduction hookey kit | | disarray | | Jan 03 01 |
| | inexpensive kit to cover you ass when you want to miss work |
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| | Wall scroll clock | | Juuitchan | | Jan 03 01 |
| | Calligraphy scroll which changes to show the time |
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| | Browser History Diagram | | absterge | | Jan 03 01 |
| | Tiered and threaded, and all pretty |
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| | Pedometer fake tattoo | | Juuitchan | | Jan 03 01 |
| | Subdermal digital display indicates walking distance |
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| | ATM easy deposit | | Juuitchan | | Jan 03 01 |
| | No need to enter the deposit amount; the ATM figures it for you. |
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| | fast track | | dblachman | | Jan 04 01 |
| | Why fast track doesn't work and how to correct it. |
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| | Edible plates, spoons, forks, knives etc. | | smylly | | Jan 04 01 |
| | For people who don't like to do dishes |
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| | soft impact kitchen cabinet doors | | mercuryman | | Jan 04 01 |
| | prevent do-it-yourself lobotomies with cabinet doors that don't have sharp edges and absorb impacts |
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| | Bay Ha Plug | | mcdonald107 | | Jan 04 01 |
| | So-High-Tech looking toys for decorating drive bays |
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| | moving brush | | technobadger | | Jan 05 01 |
| | locomotion by brush |
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| | reality telly with lasers | | technobadger | | Jan 05 01 |
| | evict contestants on big brother with a laser(like those laser games) |
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| | Aversion pay scale | | smylly | | Jan 05 01 |
| | Base salary on the general public's aversion to the job |
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| | Stealth Pot | | 1978tomy | | Jan 05 01 |
| | Use Crossbreeding or Genetic Engineering to make Stealth Pot Plants |
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| | Safeway Club Club | | centauri | | Jan 05 01 |
| | The first rule of Safeway Club Club is you don't talk about Safeway Club Club. |
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| | Q3 Arena for Politicians | | Skybird | | Jan 05 01 |
| | Let 'em Frag it out for the best seats in congress |
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| | 13 month calendar2 | | lasselle | | Jan 05 01 |
| | Change the date of New Year's Day |
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| | gridlocking | | tom oreilly | | Jan 05 01 |
| | to reduce gridlocking on motorways |
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| | Pin Matrix Terminal | | francois | | Jan 05 01 |
| | Actuated grid of pins for textured display and tactile interface |
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| | RSA Secret Decoder Ring | | francois | | Jan 06 01 |
| | A small portable data device using a wireless protocol. |
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| | Draftover.com | | reensure | | Jan 06 01 |
| | Similar to HB, annotate sketches in overlay fashon |
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| | Uncle Milty's Maggot Farm | | 1978tomy | | Jan 06 01 |
| | A slab of meat between panes of glass with maggots in it |
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| | Keyboard with Credit Card Swiper | | raisin | | Jan 06 01 |
| | Department Store Style Keyboard for your Home |
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| | Distributed spam email filtering | | illya23b | | Jan 06 01 |
| | A service to society! |
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| | Child Vouchers | | bartkusa | | Jan 06 01 |
| | Allow breeding for those that can support kids. |
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| | communal webspace | | triptych | | Jan 07 01 |
| | seti@home meets blogger |
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| | website adoption service | | triptych | | Jan 07 01 |
| | old sites you can no longer maintain - put them up for adoption |
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| | Belly Button Pressure Outlet Device | | Skybird | | Jan 07 01 |
| | Simply turn the tap and release the pressure...ahhhhhhhhh |
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| | Gumless America | | Jim | | Jan 07 01 |
| | Get rid of chewing gum. |
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| | Radio-snip | | Skybird | | Jan 07 01 |
| | Unsurgical vasectomy |
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| | Waveform Cloning | | Skybird | | Jan 07 01 |
| | Instead of sending my ashes into space when I die, just encode my DNA into a waveform and transmit it to the stars |
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| | 1929 | | jutta | | Jan 07 01 |
| | Money/stock-themed perfume |
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| | Pilot's-eye viewscreen | | PotatoStew | | Jan 08 01 |
| | See where you're going |
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| | Telescopic Arms | | drue | | Jan 08 01 |
| | Collapse and expand to fit your needs! |
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| | The Eminem M & M | | Skybird | | Jan 08 01 |
| | A limited edition of your favourite choccie |
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| | ASCII Art Font | | hippo | | Jan 08 01 |
| | A font which allows people to type large, complex pieces of ASCII Art |
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| | YHOO 1999 | | jutta | | Jan 08 01 |
| | Custom perfume bottle shaped like stock. |
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| | video card | | ddn | | Jan 08 01 |
| | bussiness cards with embeded video and sound playback |
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| | Fart in a Spacesuit? | | Kettch | | Jan 08 01 |
| | In Space no-one can hear you Fart. |
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| | Halfbakery-Brand Bread | | dgeiser13 | | Jan 08 01 |
| | Bread of the bizarre: tastes, textures, smells, names, ingredients, etc. |
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| | Carry-on-baggage surcharge | | supercat | | Jan 08 01 |
| | Charge airline passengers for bin space, esp. on full flights |
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| | Cashier Power to Negotiate | | blahginger | | Jan 08 01 |
| | Give the checkout cashier power to set a price on the fly |
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| | Supermarket Mapper | | rmutt | | Jan 09 01 |
| | Scan UPS barcodes for future use... |
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| | ChildNet | | Skybird | | Jan 09 01 |
| | Track your children and keep them safe from sickos |
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| | pencil bell | | girlwholuvsNSync | | Jan 10 01 |
| | put a bell on the top of a pencil |
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| | Pop up Tents | | QuadAlpha | | Jan 10 01 |
| | Tent which sets itself up. |
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| | Arch-enemy Matchmaker Service | | FakeGreenDress | | Jan 10 01 |
| | Guaranteed someone you'll love to hate—or your money back!™ |
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| | Cows | | Barth Moterhome | | Jan 10 01 |
| | Breed miniature cows |
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| | Mobile phone receiver key ring | | sam | | Jan 10 01 |
| | You can call it when you've lost your keys |
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| | sputnik tree ornament | | jutta | | Jan 10 01 |
| | Christmas tree ornament shaped like the first artificial satellite |
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| | The Assassin | | hippo | | Jan 10 01 |
| | Effective superhero |
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| | novelTeabags | | soren | | Jan 10 01 |
| | Sink your favorite vessel with ship-shaped tea bags. |
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| | "There's a Fungus Among Us!" | | bluefloyd | | Jan 10 01 |
| | A hilarious sitcom starring 50's Sci-Fi creatures... |
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| | "The End", the series | | JT | | Jan 10 01 |
| | a "reality" show exploring death in a tasteful way |
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| | Inflation-proof stamps | | supercat | | Jan 10 01 |
| | Once a, e.g., first-class stamp has been purchased, it will always cover first-class postage |
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| | The 1.2 Trillion Euro Man | | Skybird | | Jan 10 01 |
| | Updated version of the classic Lee Majors slomo flicks |
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| | Cobblestone Activism | | Vecini | | Jan 11 01 |
| | If you own an SUV with 4WD, you don't really need pavement, now do you. |
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| | In-home firepoles | | Vecini | | Jan 11 01 |
| | If coupled with a spiral stairway, this could be an effective space saver. |
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| | Kinder, Gentler Term Limits | | kevynct | | Jan 11 01 |
| | Incumbent's required majority goes up one percent a year |
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| | Multimedia access in the Shower | | Kettch | | Jan 11 01 |
| | If this is Baked - tell me where to buy it! |
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| | DOS King | | Vecini | | Jan 11 01 |
| | Without the fluffy interface, we could actually use the immense hardware power of today's computers. |
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| | Uberhomingpigeon | | Kettch | | Jan 11 01 |
| | For information distribution in areas where modern means of communication may be unavailable. |
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| | Square Fruit | | Kettch | | Jan 11 01 |
| | Saving space in the lunchbox. |
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| | Fart Gallery | | mekki | | Jan 11 01 |
| | A Collection of Famous Farts! |
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| | DVD2go | | mrkillboy | | Jan 12 01 |
| | "Okay, i'll have the pilot for ER, that trailer with the big ass wave at the end, and all those beer commercials with the frogs, thanks." |
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| | Jehovah's Witness Delivery | | chuckmandoo | | Jan 12 01 |
| | Deliver anytime! |
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| | RIVo | | dafydd | | Jan 12 01 |
| | Real time Interactive Voicemail |
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| | Cum Multis Aliis Lane | | absterge | | Jan 12 01 |
| | Dedicated lane for bulk purchasers |
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| | Self-Cleaning Plates | | rayhill | | Jan 13 01 |
| | Self-Cleaning Plates: Living/Nano-Factory Plates |
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| | disposable bog brush | | m_g_m_jones | | Jan 13 01 |
| | use it once and flush it away! |
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| | Black Bumpers | | Vecini | | Jan 13 01 |
| | Why do all new cars have painted bumpers. How halfbaked can you get? |
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| | Parking Debit System | | Vecini | | Jan 13 01 |
| | Many states have automatic toll systems. Why not one for parking too? |
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