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doctorremulac3

Failures are the cobblestones we use to build the road to success.

[Mar 26 2005, last modified Feb 10 2018]
   
(+3, -1) 1 in 3 Chance Lottery
(+5, -1) $19.94 Price Tag
(+13)(+13) 1984 Themed Vending Machine
(+1) 2 Approaches To The Hoverboard From Back To The Future
(+11)(+11) 2 Way Pneumatic Trampoline Escalator
(+2, -1) 3 (or more) Layer Snow Globe
(+6, -1) 300 MPH Solar Powered Car Driven By Richard Branson
(+2) 3D Artwalk
(+2) 3D Fireworks "Sculpture"
(+3, -1) 3D Sprinting
(+6) A Dog Pack Named Barney
(+3, -1) A Face Of History
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) A Pool that Goes Somewhere
(+3) Acrobatic Car
(+4) Actor Competition Crowd Acted Movie
(+8)(+8) Add "Planet" To The Taxonomic Rank Categories
(+4) After Image Message/Artwork
(+4) Age Of Man Associated Monthly Calendar Icons
(+3, -2) Aid Bomb
(+2) Air Soccer
(+10)(+10) Air Wrestling
(+3) Alcohol Breathalyzer Equipped Smart Phone
(+3) All-In-One Sound Effects Whistle
(+6) Ambient music filter
(+9)(+9) Amplified Scary Car Startup
(+12)(+12) Amplified Trampoline
(+3) Anamorphic Illusion Walkway Art Selfie Park
(+5) Ancient Chinese Pain Relief Hammer
(+3) Animal Powered Short Hop Helicopter
(+10)(+10) Annual End Of The World Day
(+7, -1) Another Anti-tailgating Device
(+5) Anthropomorphic Garden Plants
(+7) Anti-Hitler Facial Hair
(+4) ApplePay Equipped Homeless Sign
(+3, -1) Aquarium Ice Skating
(+2) Are You Real Robot Or A Fauxbot?
(+2) Area Denial Targeting Pods / Next Generation Land-mines
(+3, -10)(+3, -10) Armed Civilian Deputization Program
(+3, -7) Armed Security Camera Manned By Police
(+12)(+12) Around the World in 80 Minutes
(+7) Arrange Greeting Card Sales Rack By Life Stage
(+1) Arrowpike
(+7, -1) Art By The Foot
(-2) Artificial Intelligence Human Growth Comparison Model
(+13)(+13) Artistically Tessellated Bubble Wrap
(+5) Assembly Line Tuned to Play "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott
(+1) Astronaut Food Container / Toilet Combo For Space
(+5, -4) Atheist Pope
(+2) Audience Controlled Tilt-able Stage
(+4) Autogyro Rocket Booster Recovery
(+6, -2) Automatic Cannon Equipped Close Air Support Drone
(+4) Automatic Collision Avoidance Horn
(+8)(+8) Automatic High Beams Flasher
(+4, -2) Average Life Form
(+1) Award For T-Rex Bow Tie Affixing Machine
(+3) Awl Wrong Righting
(+14)(+14) B-58 Hustler for SpaceShipOne mother ship
(+6, -1) Backfire / Shelter Hole Bomb For Firefighters Caught In Wildfire
(+2) Bad Dance Synchronization
(+2, -1) Bad Player Punishing Piano
(+8, -1) Bagpipe Canceling Headphones
(+4) Baker's Score
(+4) Ballet Fountain
(+5) Balloon-O-Stat
(+2) Balloon-O-Stat 2
(+2) Base Football
(+2) Beautiful / Ugly Contrast Makeup
(+3) Beer Goggles Mug
(+2) Big Fake Smile Harmonica
(+4) Big Globe Video Conference Experience
(+1) Big Ventriliquist Dummy
(+4) Billboard Music Chart For Animals
(+4) Birthday Present Web-a-thon
(+3) Black Light Strobe Fountain
(+2) Blue, Tooth Shaped USB Blue Tooth Adapter
(+7) Blue Wine
(+13)(+13) Boat Carries Its Own Water With It
(+8, -1) Boaty McBoatface II
(+4) Book Where Paragraphs Have Various Different Hotline Colors To Denote Different Moods
(+3) Bounce Suit
(+5) Bowser Blast
(+2) Box Office Bomb / Box Office Bonanza Game
(+2) Boxing Glove Grenade
(+2) Boxing Jeopardy
(+2) Boy's Self Esteem Action Figure
(+5, -2) Brad Pitt Mows Your Lawn
(+2) Buzz Bomb Pipe Organ
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) Canine Nutrient-Rich Homework Paper
(+3) Car Bus
(+4) Car Lover Becomes Their Favorite Car In Death
 Car-O-Cycle
(+4) Caricature Generating Photo Program
(+8)(+8) Carnival Gym
(+5) Cat caller
 Cat Food Comparison Commercial
(+6, -1) Cat Laser Ballet
(+4, -2) Cat Piano
(+2) Caveman Tech Contest / TV Show
(+10)(+10) Ceiling Racing
(+4) Cell Phone 911 Activated Emergency Power
(+3) Celtic Cross Roundabout
(+2, -1) Centenarian Beauty Pageant
 Centerfuge Train - San Jose to San Francisco in Five Minutes
(+6) Certified Green Car Recharge Stations
(+3) Change Friday the 13th to Monday the 13th
(+4, -1) Charity Bowl
(+3, -6) Cheap Diplomas
(+6) Cheap Hydrogen Balloon "Fireworks"
(+4) Chia Exercise Equipment
(+2) Chicken Taste Scale
(+2, -1) Chimp Orchestra
(+4) Chord Clock
(+3) City Translator App For GPS Map Program
(+2) Clear Bowling Ball With Embedded Stuff
(+2, -4) Climb Mt Everest
(+3) Cockpit In Flight Emergency Simulation Drills
(+3) Cognitive Response Profile Security System
(+6) Coin Change Eliminating Charity Roulette Wheel
(+3) Cold Morning Automobile Start Sequence Initiation Button
(+4) Color Changing Wallpaper
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Color To Black And White Live Stage Effect
(+8)(+8) Coloring Book Newspaper
(+5, -1) Comfort Fungus
(+3, -1) Comical Inflatable Sex Doll Life Raft Prank
(+3) Comical Sound Effects Podium
(+16)(+16) Computer 1950s/60s sci fi retroizing software
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Conspiracy Theory Acceptance Rating
 Conspiracy Theory Education Gimmick
(+3) Contest To Create Voices From The Past
(+4) Continuous Burn Nuclear Drive
(+2) Contra-Rotating Bullet Sections
(+7) Cookie Chaff Generator
(+2) Cooking With Thermite
(+2) Cradle To Grave Outfit
(+5, -1) Crash Survivable Design For Micro Cars
(+6) Crazy Skyscraper Daredevil Climber
(+5) Credit Card With Graphic Warnings About Debt
(+4) Crowd Aerial Picture Arrangement App
 Crowd Plays Characters In The Movie
(+4) Crowd Recorded Song Method
(+3) Cure Death Without Overpopulating Earth
(+3) Customized Voting With Guaranteed Cash Payout
(+16)(+16) Cyborg Effect Wrist Watch
(+5, -4) Dangerous Driving Detectors
(+8, -1) Dangerous-habit- discouraging traveling freak show
(+4) Dangerous Stretch Of Road Indicator Markings
(+4, -1) Daredevil Sky Diving Stunt
(+3) Dash Video Cam Based Global Positioning System Navigation
(+2) Daylight Knock Off This Nonsense Time
(+1) Death Day Celebration
(+7, -3) Decoy scam commercials
(+3) Deficit / Surplus Map
(+3) Desktop Punching Bag Web Challenge
(+3) Dial-a-candle
(+5) Digital Optical Virtual Record Player
(+7) Dirt Surfing
(+14, -5)(+14, -5) Disgusting dinner plates weight loss plan
(+5) Dog Ballet
(+6) Dog Checkout Aisle
(+5, -1) Dog Racing
(+1) Dog vs Cat Debate
(+4, -1) Don't Drop The Soap
(+14)(+14) Double Or Nothing Lottery Ticket
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Draftee President
(+3) Driverless Car Buffer Vehicles
 Drone-B-Gone
(-1) Drone Empennage To Steer Trailing Visual Element
(+1) Drone Radar Chaff Trailing Ribbon
(+7) Drone Swarm "Ballet"
(+1) Drone "Tracer Ribbon" 360 Degree Articulated Mount
(+1) Drone "Tracer Ribbon" Effect
(+8)(+8) Drones Designed To Be "Shot Down"
(+3) Drug User's Prison
(+8)(+8) Drum Machine Heavy Bag
(+3) Drunk Movie 2: The unnecessary sequel
(+3) Dynamic LED Lit Dance Costumes
(+5, -1) Dysfunctional Hamster Orchestra
(+1) E-cigarette That Looks Like Life Support Device
 E.Z. Watch Superhero Movie
(-2) Earth Base 1 - Now With Ice Cream
(+5, -2) Earthquake Day
(+10)(+10) Earthquake Fun Scale
(+6, -1) Eat a Buick
(+6) Echo Shoes
(+2) Eerily Quiet Crystal Water Mountain Interactive Cave Exploration
(+3) Electrical Muscle Stimulation Running Aid
(+10)(+10) "Electricity bad!" baby training outlet plate
(+2) "Electricity Bad" baby training outlet plate 2
(+2) "Electricity Bad" baby training outlet plate 3
(+10)(+10) Electromagnetic Radiation Visualization Glasses
(+2) Elevation global positioning metric
 Elimination Of Inter-generational Debt
(+1) Embarrasing Section Of Pharmacy
(+1, -2) Emergency Pilot Override
(+9, -4) Emergency Tasers In All Schools
(+12)(+12) Emoticon That Tells You How To Read The Sentence That Follows It
(+2) Enhanced Body Weight Exercise Device
(+4) Escher’s Waterfall fountain
(+5) Etch-a-Sketch Story Book
(+1) Euromutt Ensemble
(+17, -2)(+17, -2) Evel Knievel style ski-jump drag races
(+4) Even Playing Field Boxing Accouterments
(+1) Every Day Situation Ejector Seat
(+3) Every Key On Keyboard Prints The Magic Word
(+6) Existing Utility Pole Monorail Delivery Route - now with 2 way tube
(+7) Explosion Based Drum Set
(+5) Explosive Drone Swarm Around Naval Ships
(+6) Expression Changing Headlights And Tailights
(+8)(+8) External Combustion Subwoofer
(+5) Face Recognition to Open Dog / Cat Doors
(+2) Fake Ivory and Tusk / Horn Plus Live Removal
(+2) Famous People Looking At You
(+2) Famous People Send Your Messages
(+2) Faux-22 Raptor
(+12)(+12) Faux (very faux) 3D Photo Cube
(+3) Find The Flaw
(+8, -2) Find Your Twin On Line
(+7) Fireball Bowling
(+14)(+14) Firefly Fountain
(+13)(+13) Fireplace Tornado
(+4) Firestorm Inflatable Flailing Man
(+9)(+9) Fishbowl Nightlight
(+4) Fizzy Ice Cubes
 Flag That Was Designed To Billow Flames From Its Inception
(+13)(+13) Flash Bang Incense
(+9)(+9) Flight Simulator Carwash
(+28, -2)(+28, -2)(+28, -2) Floating holiday when month/day/year are the same number
(+2) Floating Pedestrian Effect
(+1) Floating Pond
(+2) Fly Like A Bird
(+4) Flying Dog Challenge
(+3) Flying Goldfish Bowl
(+8)(+8) Flying Sculptures In The Park
(+3, -6) "Foolproof Super High Tech Terrorist Mind Reading Machine"
(+2) Football Replays With Sound Effects
(+1, -2) Four Dimensional Street View
(+3) Funicular (sort of) River Boat
(+2) Garden Of Eden Paludarium
(+3) Gatling Gun Calliope
(+3) Generic Startup Speech
(+1) "Get A Life!"
(+19)(+19) "Getting Closer" Spell Checker
 Ghost Riding Competition
(+2) Glitch In The Matrix Prank
(+6, -7) Glut the Illegal Drug Supply Chain to Remove Profits
(+5) Godwin's Debate
(+2) Goldfish Cenotaph
(+2) Good Nutrition Advice Cards For Kids Instead Of Candy For Halloween
(+5) Good Posture Glasses
(+3) Google Street View Schedule
(+5) Googly Eye Wall Art Hanging
(+3, -4) Gorilla Burger
(+4) Grand Finale 100 Story Mushroom Cloud
(+15, -5)(+15, -5) Gravity as God
(+6) Great and Powerful Oz Skype Template
(+6) Great Philosophers Fish Bowls
(+4, -2) Green Acceleration Light
(+7, -1) Grocery Store Checkout ATM Orchestra
(+4) Guard Dog Patrol System
(+2, -1) Gun Enloudenator
(+4, -2) Gun Trigger Pull Stiffener
(+3) Halfbakery Anno Place Marker
(+9, -5) Halfbakery Awards
(+3) Halfbakery Bakery
 Halfbakery Based Media Hoaxes
(+1) Halfbakery Based Standup Routine
(+5, -3) Halfbakery Field of Honor
(+2, -3) Halfbakery Flame War Temperature Guage
(+4) Halfbakery Idea Flow Chart
(+3) Halfbakery Member Approximate Visage Yearbook or What Do You Look Like Approximately?
(+6) Halloween Candy Bowl That Screams If You Take Too Much
(+4) Halloween Candy Dish WITH DISEMBODIED HAND!!!!!!
(+16)(+16) Hamster based power generation conversion tables
(+3) Hamster Wheel Roller Coaster
 Hand Sanitizer With Irritant Added
 Happy Birthday Mary Had A Little Lamb Game & Secret Code
(+5) Happy Face Button On Horn
(+5) Happy Power Outlets
(+6) He-Man Chess Set
(+10)(+10) He-Man wizz amplifier
(+6, -5) Health Insurance Coupons In Cigarette Packs
(+4, -1) Heavy Bag Controlled Explosions
(+2) Helium Filled Mylar Inflatable Boxing Dummy
(+3) Herbal gas additive
(+4) Herdmeister 9000
(+6) Herdmeister 9000 Plus
(+2) High Speed Pool
(+2, -3) Highly Paid Executive Taxation Distribution To Company's Workers
(+2) Highway Of Death Bus Ride To Doctorremulac3's Castle Of Horror
 Hoberman Sphere Sports Balls
(+1) Hockey Puck With 10 Foot Trailing Chain
(+10)(+10) Holistic Automotive
(+4, -1) Hollow Flat Earth Society
(+6, -2) Holy Mace
(+9)(+9) Homeless Meal Delivery / Advertising Platform
(+1, -8)(+1, -8) Honest Court System
(+2) Hoop Piano String
(+3) Hot Potato Investment Bond
(+2, -1) Hotel Food Tray Door Opener
(+9)(+9) How Many Times Worse Than Hitler Are You?
(+2) Human Centipede Race
(+4) Human Model Numbers
(+1) Humans Vs Simians
(+7) Hummingbird Egg Omelette
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Hunter / Gatherer Wilderness Adventure Park
(+2, -1) Hunter Killer Drone
(+4) "Hurry Up And Change" Crosswalk Button
(+12)(+12) Hypersonic Flying Fireball Spectacular
(+5) "I've Had This Pen For 13.4 Years"
(+5, -2) Immigration Reciprocity
(+6, -2) Impress-A-Date (tm)
(+2) Improved Air to Air Refueling Probe
(+2, -3) Improved Clown Car Schtick
(+4) Improved Horse Drawn Carriage
(+7) (Improved) Humanity Vision
(+3) Improved Talking Dog Collar
(+4) Incredibly Huge Barbell Weights / Now Featuring Ant Style Olympics
(+6) Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
(+6) Infinity Cannibal Doll
(+9, -2) Information Bombs
(+4, -1) InQ
(+2) Inspirational Music Pen
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Instantly Reconfigurable Room
(+11)(+11) Intelligence Contest Based Dog Show
(+5) Interactive Theater Snack Cue Points
(+2) Interactive Transmission Loss Exhibit For Science Museum
(+4) Intertwined, Multiple Speed Walking/Jogging/Riding Paths
(+4) Intra Sport Competition
(+7, -16)(+7, -16) iPhone
(+6) Janitor Hat Designed To Anger People Who Take Hats Seriously
(+1, -5) Japan / America Reconciliation Day
(+2) John the Baptist Poodle Costume
(+3) Kid's Book With Hidden Moral To The Story
(+4, -1) Kinetic Sculpture Mechanical Calculator
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) "Krazy 'n kute" fruits 'n vegetables
(+1) Kriminal Guardian Bureau
(+7) Ladder Snow Boarding
(+6) Lampshade / Barf Bucket
(+4) Lawyer Swap
(+4, -1) Learn How To Make A Computer Mouse
(+3) Learn Morse Code In Minutes
 Legalize Drugs, Beef Up Civil Liability Laws Regarding Their Sale
(+3) Lesson Where Your Grade Is Determined By How Many Problems You Get Wrong
(+4) Let The Crowd Decide
 Level Flight Bullet
(+2, -1) Life Extension or Reduction Product Labeling
(+3) Light / Dark Cycle Tuned TV
(+8)(+8) Light Show Candles
 Line Of Musical Weapons
(+26, -2)(+26, -2)(+26, -2) Litter Lotto
(+3) Little Step / Super Fast Walking Shoes
(+7) Load the Internet With Bad Bomb Plans
(+1) "Look How Clever We Are" Spelling
(+7) Lottery Beer2
(+3) Low-brow Humor Piggy Bank
(+4, -1) Loyal Opposition Liaison
(+8)(+8) Mad Scientist Themed Kitchen Appliances
(+10)(+10) Made Fresh While You Wait Store
(+3) Magic 8 Ball Council
(+2, -1) Make 'em wear a camera (criminals)
(+3) Make the "F" Key 800% Bigger
(+3) Man + Technology Bonding Prayer
(+4) Man VS Machine: Baseball Challenge
(+5) Mars Ecosphere Challenge
(+7) Mars Tomagatchi Project
(+2) Martian Surface Rock Concert
(+1) Mass Murder Media Reporting Template
(+5) Matter State Thermometer
(+16, -2)(+16, -2) Mechanical Internet
(+1) Mechanical Remote Camera
(+4, -1) Melt Road Ice With Car Exhaust
(+8)(+8) Mind Field
(+4) Mini Parks On The Avenue
(+15)(+15) Miniature golf style bowling
(+2) Mirror Tennis
(+1) Mobius Loop Administration Association
(+2) Model President
(+9)(+9) Modern DaVincis
(+7) Moon Echo Fugue
(+2) Morning Heralding Solar Powered Musical Robot Sunflower
 Most Prestigious College Degree
(+5) Most Winning Country Medal
(+6) Motivational iPod Running App
 Movie Featuring All The Missing Parts
(+4) Movie Mashup Program
(+3) Movie Trailer Style "News" Format
(+3) Moving Ignition Keyhole For Drunk Driver's Cars
(+6) Multi Colored Smoke Trail Baseball
(+4) Multi TV Programming
(+1) Mummification / Embalmed Display - After Death Alternative
(+3) Musical Shoes
(+1) Mylar Balloon Sparring Practice
(+6) Mystery Song Coffee Stirrer
(+5, -1) "NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!" Number Nine Tone On Cell Dial Button
(+15)(+15) Nerdthink Time Waster
(+2) Nesting Telescoping Snowglobes
(+1) Nestled Telescoping Idea Cards
(+1, -2) New Slogans For Democrat and Republican Parties
(+48, -4)(+48, -4)(+48, -4) Newspapers you can read to your baby
(+3, -2) Nickname The New Joint Strike Fighter "The F-35 Baby Seal"
(+6) Night Globe
(+3) No Brainer
(+6) No Maintenance Aquarium
(+3) No One Will Ever Love You Crunch
(+5, -1) Non-Captive Trained Killer Whale Show
(+6) Non-Parabolic Ice Park
(+4) Non-Plug-In Heated Towel
(+2) Non Pyrotechnic Rocket "Space Launch" Challenge
(+7, -3) "Not even if you were the 6,357th to last man on Earth!"
(+5) Novel theme park board with faces cut out you put your head in to take photos
(+2) Novelty Mechanical Animated Toupee
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Novelty Medicine Cabinet
(+4) Now You Put Wheels On The Surfboard
(+2, -1) Number of Annos Indicated By Quotation Marks " " " "
(+3, -1) Numbered Beverage Party System
(+5) Off Site Remote Tended Pet Fish
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Office Of Chemtrail Disbursment
(+3) Office Of Making Everybody Feel Bad About Everything
(+2) Olympic Medal Ribbon Length Reflects Per Capita Winnings For That Country
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) One Button 911 Autodial Speakerphone in Shotgun Stock
(+2) One Word Language Challenge
(+5) Origami Sphere Competition
 Overly Complex Language Button
(+4, -2) Overused Term Shock Collar Neck Tie
(+2, -5) Pacifist Chess
(+1) Padantic Antics
(+2, -1) Paint Riot Control Crow's Wings With "POLICE"
(+8)(+8) Paintball Skeet Shooting Of Hardened Drones
(+4) Panoramic Very High Resolution Picture of the Amazon Rain Forest Sans Trees or Major City Sans Buildings
(+7) Pants For Wiener Dogs Shaped Like Balls
(+3, -1) Paper Ballot Web Database
(+21, -2)(+21, -2) Paper Money Origami Folding Machine
(+12)(+12) Parachute-less base jumping slide
(+3) Pavement Skiing
(+1) Paw Recognition Dog Door System
(+9, -2) Pay The Fishing Fleet To Clean The Oil Spill
(+7) Pedantic Filter
(+4) Peel and Stick Configurable Balloons
(+7, -1) Peerage Titles For The Masses
(+5) Perfidious Politician Pyro-Pants
(+5) Perfume Or Mace Dual Nozzle Spray Can
(+6) Perp Walk Negative Product Endorsement
(+7) Personal Car Horn
(+6) Philosopher Octagon Live
(+5) Philosopher Tome Warning Labels
(+3) Phoenix Building
(+6, -2) Pictogram Word Processor
(+5) Picture Of The Titanic Wreckage
(+5) Pie Chart Voting
(+8, -2) Pirated Music Chart
(+23)(+23)(+23) Piston Rocket
(+8)(+8) Placebo With Placebo Side Effects
(+4) Plasticized Architectural Ruins
(+7) Play Adventure Music In Real Time During Space Operations
(+2) Pneumatic Explosions Under The Snow Winter Wonderland Spectacular
(+6) Pointlessly Expensive Shooting Star Funeral: You Can Take It With You
(+2) Political Web Robo Sparring Partner
(+2, -1) Pool Pee Reduction
(+5) Pool "Roller Coaster"
(+7) Pop Up Blocker
(+2) Post Three Dots To Hold Your Place In The Annotations Queue
(+3) Practical Vacuum Balloons
(+2, -3) Pre-Hotlined Books
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Pressure Sensing Keyboard Keys
(+7, -1) Princes Lea Hair Buns With Spock Ears
(+6) Printer Ink Cartridge Magazine
(+4) Product That Plays The National Anthem Of Its Country Of Manufacture
(+2) Product That's Exciting, Hot, Scary Etc Includes Discount Coupon For Underwear
(+8, -1) Progressive Debate Outline / Ballot
(+10)(+10) Promotional Business Card Shredder
(+2, -1) Proxy Election
(+8, -5) Psy-Ops Against Illegal Downloaders
(+2) Pump-Action Pepper-Gun
(+14, -6)(+14, -6) Puny Earthlings Snack Crackers
(+6, -2) Put Native Americans In Complete Control Of All New Immigration
(+8, -1) Put The Back of The Person's Head on the Back of The Coin
(+9)(+9) Puzzle Decoded Adventure Book
(+4) Question Recognition For Voice To Text
(+6) Radially Segmented Multi Level Drone Flight Corridors
(+4) Rainbow Alert
(+6) Re-Elect Eisenhower!
(+2) Reactor Rod Bundle Gravity Dissemination In Emergencies
(+6) Ready-Made Toothbrush Shank
(+4) Real A.I. Threat To Humanity
(+1, -3) Really flimsy money to help fight inflation.
(+5) Rear Wiper Tail Attachment
(+3, -2) Recessed Gun Safety Requiring Adult Sized Hand To Engage
(+4, -1) Remote Control Flying Ghost
(+2, -1) Remote Control Helicopter Swarm "Fireworks" Display
 Rename Man and Woman
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Rename Mars: "New Earth" To Encourage Colonization
(+6) Replacement for LOL or Haha
(+7) Replicon 2012
 Representarian Government
(+4, -1) Retain Loser Of Presidential Election In Lower Office
(+4, -2) Reverse Charity
(+1) Reverse Engineer Most Basic Life
(+8)(+8) "Reverse Explosion" Fireworks
(+2) Reverse Musicals
(+4, -1) Rhino Power Marketing Stunt For Trucks
(+4) Rhythmic Boxing
 Riderless Horse Racing
(+6, -1) Roach Motel For Pirates
(+3) Road Danger Meter or "Approaching Death Zone" Alarm
(+4) Robot-Hand Card Shuffling Challenge
(+7) Rocket Assist Ballet
(+20, -2)(+20, -2) Rocket ice cubes
(+1) Roller Coaster Skating
(+8)(+8) Rolling Snakebot
 Rose Colored Glasses News Site
(+6) Rube Goldberg Technology Timeline Visualizer Model
(+3) Run For Your Life Therapy
(+6) Run On Water
(+5) Safari Themed Restaurant
(+3) Safer Passenger Hot Air Balloon
(+1) Sales Call Discouraging Outgoing Message
(+8)(+8) Sarcastic Laugh Track
(+3, -1) Sassy Spell Check
(+3) Savior Of The World Award
(+2, -1) Schrödinger's Post: Clever or Stupid? (You must click the link to find out.)
(+6) Scientific Re-incarnation Chart
(+7) Scissor Lift Bike
(+6) Scolding Informative Lottery Ticket Gambling Cure
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) Scratch & Sniff Stories Without Writing Or Pictures
(+8, -1) Screaming Computer
(+3) Sculpted Exposed Appliance Parts
(+2, -1) Self Blowing Barbeque Charcoal
(+2) Self-Extinguishing Candle IV
 Self-Extinguishing Candle VII
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Self Stirring Sugar Cubes
(+8, -2) Sell Granular Goods By The Unit
(+3) Semi-Rigid Dirigible Running Vest
(+3) Sensible Space Tube
(+2) Shell-less Shotgun
(+1, -2) Ship Saw
(+2, -1) Simian Car Wash
(+3) Simple Burglar Alarm
(+5) Simplified Anti-phishing Counter Attack
(+2) Simulated Simian Shakespeare Selector
(+2) Singing Dog Autotune Collar
(+2) Single Note Bagpipe: Part 2
(+9)(+9) Single Pipe Organ
(+2) Siri Equipped Teddy Bear
(+6) "Siri-ize" Douglas Rain's Voice
(+6) Six Position Car Tail
(+1) Ski Jump Slide
(+6) Sky Cycle or Bronco Rocket
(+2) Sky Drawing
(+1) Sky Drawing Drone System Reflective Ribbon
 Sky Drawing Ribbon / Light Array Retractor
(+4, -2) Slab o' nutrition, food loaf diet plan
(+7) Sleep Competition
(+3, -1) Sleep With Your Favorite Star
(+1) Sleeping On Air
(+5) Slide Whistle Hospital Ventilator
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Slightly Less Ridiculous Live Auctions
(+4, -1) Slightly Off Santa
(+6) Slow Motion Ball
(+1) Slow Motion Waterfall
(+1) Smart-Ass Talking Scale
(+16)(+16) Smoke Ring Blowing Incense Burner
(+26)(+26)(+26) Snakes In A Can Novelty Time Capsule
(+4) Snata Klatz
(+3) "Snowglobe and or Lava Lamp Car Body with Optional Flexterior to Move In Wind.
(+6) Sodium Based Meat Tenderizer and Seasoning
(+2) "Soft Control" Hybrid Pilot/Autopilot Flight Corridor
(+5) Solar Hydro Electric Dam
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Solar Panels "Charge" An ATM Card
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Sound "Clarifier"
(+5) Sovereign Leader Of Planet Earth
(+13)(+13) Space Rail and Pacman Rocket
(+7) Spam Fax Class Action Collection Service
(+7) Speaking Doorbell
(+20)(+20)(+20) Speed Demonstration Exhibit For Museums
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) Speed Dependent Spike Strip
(+2) Spider Wall Challenge
(+7) Spinning Anti Gravity Cone
(+2) Spinning Ying / Yang While Program or Page Loads
(+2) Spinny Water Slide Cushion
(+6, -1) Sponsored Free Bridge Crossings
(+1) Spring Loaded Parachute
(+5) "Squids"
(+19)(+19) Squirrel circus
(+8, -1) Standardized Cop-Cam Built Into The Badge
(+3) Standardized New World Proclamation
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Standardized ultralight cars with designated roads
 Star Trek Original Series vs Star Trek Next Generation
 Statin Klutz
(+1) Stationary Commuter Cars
(+2) Sticker To Deter People From Using Stolen Credit Card
(+4) Stratollites
(+3) Streetview Live 2
(+7, -2) Stripey Lawn Mower
(+8)(+8) Strobe Lit Aircraft Propeller
(+5) Stupid Rolling Coffee Ball Thing
(+3) Subject Triggered Auto Channel Changer
(+8)(+8) Submersible Navy
(+6) (Summer) Snow Fountain
(+2) Super Powered Bowling Ball
(+1) Super Trampoline Simulating Rocket Pack
(+3, -2) Supercharger For Mountain Climbers
(+12)(+12) Superman Airplane Pod
(+9)(+9) Superman Treadmill
(+12)(+12) Supermarket Jackpot
(+8)(+8) Swarming Mini-Blimp Sky Matrix
(+11)(+11) Swirling Flower Garden
(+6) Switchable Product Placement In Movies
(+4) Synthetic Rhino Horn / Tiger Wang
(+3) Syntho-God
(+7) T.V. Series Ending In Movie Finale Business Model
(+1) Tabletop Velocity Visualisation Device
(+5) Tactile Camera For The Blind
(+2) Tailgate Warning Light 2
(+8, -1) Talking Cat Collar
(+6) Talking Dog Breeding System
(+5, -1) Talking Marble Face
(+1) Tall Hat Social Ranking / Testosterone Study
(+10)(+10) Tally of Literary Figure Write-in Candidate Votes
(+1) Targeted Car Horn2
(+5, -1) Team Boxing
(+1) Telemarketer Discouraging Phone Answering Routine
(+1) Telescoping Nestled Screw Driver
(+4, -1) Ten In One Movie Screen
(+4) Tethered Airship Cruise Liner
(+5) Texting And Driving Demolition Derby
(+45)(+45)(+45) Thank You Jutta
(+2) That Cloud Looks Like A Puppy!
(-3) The Great Non Deity
(+3, -1) The Grim Reaper Safe Driving Campaign
(+26, -2)(+26, -2)(+26, -2) The Gun Juggler
(+2) "The Other Guy" Tax
 The Quotation Marks Of Doom
(+3) The Report Card Pixie
(+3) The Sechs Le Lingue De Lyubit Soshite Meurtre
(+7) The Simian Fund
(+5) The Socializer
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) The Window Channel
(+17)(+17) Theremin equipped Halloween candy dish
(+4) "They Live" Prank
 This Movie Sucks Caps
(+10)(+10) This Time In History Watch (or app)
(+7) Three Dog Cerberus Costume
(+2) Throwable Alarm Clock Snooze Function
(+2) "Time Capsule"
(+15)(+15) Tin Can Phone That Can Send Images
(+1) Toilet Seat Scale Activated By Foot Stirrups
(+2) Touch Sensitive Keys Form Capital Letters When Hit Harder
(+3) Trace Sidewalk Gum DNA
(+14)(+14) Tracer Pool Table
(+1) Traffic Jammers
(+4) Train Your Dog To Talk
(+12)(+12) Trampolawn
(+2) Trash Receiving Off Ramps
(+4, -2) "Trimodal", "Aerophibian", "Triphibian" or "Aeraquaterrian" Animal Designation
(+13)(+13) Triple Magnifying Glass Mask
(+5) Trompe L'oeil Table
(+3) Tron Style Bicycle Light Trail
(+9)(+9) Tropical Fish Symphony
(+3) Tulip Mania Investments LLC
(+14)(+14) Tumbleweed Emoticon
 Turbine Powered Waterfall Base Light
(+2) Turbojet Powered Wind Instrument
(+3) Turbojet / Steam/Internal Combustion Engine Hybrid
(+3) Two Men With The Same Name
(+9, -6) Two Word Limericks
(+2) Un-Furling Robot Arm
(+1) Un-named Item Naming Contest
(+5) Undercover Cop Street Musicians
(+4) Upcoming Audio Warning/Kill Switch
 Uranus Theme Song
(+5) Urban Dog Sled
(+12)(+12) Useful Exercise Coalition
(+10)(+10) USS Enterprise Team Game
(+6, -1) Vault of Horror Audio Effect Book Cover
(+1) "Vendetta of Overkill"
(+1) Vertical Launch Turbojet First Stage Rocket
(+1) Very Fast Lab Evolution
(+5) Video Linked To Time Quantized Audio Track
(+5, -1) Violent Revolution License
(+3) Virtual Hotel
(+3) Virtual Marathon
(+3, -2) Virtue Flag To Fly In Front Of Big Estates
(+4) Vortex Pool Table for 4 Dimensional Pool Game
(+3, -6) Vote By Throwing Stones or Roses Instead of Bones or Buns
(+10)(+10) Wacky Walking Inflatable Flailing Man Thing Which Dances to the YMCA Song
(+5, -3) Waist Chain With Consent Lock
(+5) Walk On To Stage In Slow Motion For Important Ceremonies
(+3, -1) Walk On Water
(+19)(+19) Walk through rain-shower fountain
(+6) Walking, Flying, Optionally Invisible Automaton
(+1) Warning Label On Columns
(+4, -1) Washcloth That Makes People More Beautiful #2
 Watchable Soccer
(+2) Water Cutting Tree Thing
(+2) Water Drop Activated Light Matrix At Base of Fountain
(+6) Water Slide Of Death ("Slippy Flippy Slide" for marketing purposes)
(+4) Wave Sprints
(+5) Waxnado Candle Procedure
(+5, -1) Web Cam Of All Government Business
(+1) Weight Lifter Chess
(+5, -1) Welcome Disaffected American Celebrities Day
 What You're Really Feeling Glasses
(+8, -1) Whispering Candy
(+3) "Whoa! That picture just moved!" "Picgifs"
(+2) Whoopee Cushion Bubble Wrap
(+3) Wii Stand Still Game Series
(+4) Wilhelm Scream, Other Stock Sound Effects Detector
(+8)(+8) Wind Chimes Or Pan Pipes On Mars Lander
 Winking Mannequins
(+6, -1) Wiper-less Dry Windshield
(+2, -3) Wireless Tracking / Control Of Firearms
(+2) Working Exploded Engine Model
(+1) World Anthem
(+5) "Wrap It Up" Beer Bottle Holder
(+3) Write-In Public Comments Section Under Magazine Articles
(+5) Write Your Name On Mars
(+1) You Skinny Diet Products
(+6) Your Constellations
(+4) Your Donated Organs As A Brand
(+3) Your Skull With Carvings And Jewels 'N Stuff
(+3) Zoetrope Planter
(+6) Zombie Paintball Equipment
(+3) Zombie Tag
 

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