| In-theatre restrooms | | PotatoStew | | Apr 14 01 |
| Relieve yourself without missing any of the movie. |
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| red alert phone | | djymm | | Apr 14 01 |
| more obvious than a caller ID box |
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| spice standard | | djymm | | Apr 14 01 |
| standardized degrees of spiciness |
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| needle in a haystack | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 14 01 |
| kind of.... |
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| DIY | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 14 01 |
| draw on yourself |
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| Weblogs category | | acb | | Apr 14 01 |
| For blog-related ideas |
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| Cypherpunk MP3 storage system | | acb | | Apr 14 01 |
| A secure audio storage system for the people |
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| "Original link" designation for blogging | | acb | | Apr 14 01 |
| The opposite approach to "link taken from..." |
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| Broom String | | blahginger | | Apr 14 01 |
| Easy pick up broom/shovel/rake |
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| Football | | JoshW | | Apr 14 01 |
| A Three-way match |
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| Paracetamol Tampon | | CasaLoco | | Apr 14 01 |
| Tampons with a Painkiller soaked into them to combat period pain. |
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| Trans-Atlantic Train | | Icarus | | Apr 14 01 |
| An effective underground trans-atlantic train |
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| Bad Remake Reduction Regulation | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 14 01 |
| Bad Remakes plague Hollywood -- we can stop them |
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| giant tortoise adoption | | egnor | | Apr 15 01 |
| Family heirloom and environmental donation. |
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| Public presidential candidate decision-making simulations | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 15 01 |
| No more debates |
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| Nu-Metal Barbershop Quartet | | Quin | | Apr 15 01 |
| The last resort |
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| Donuts in a Can | | seabilliau | | Apr 15 01 |
| Fresh warn donuts in a sealed can that heats itself |
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| Intended Path Signal | | blahginger | | Apr 15 01 |
| Show people where you intend to walk |
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| Smart Parking Garages | | mgrant | | Apr 15 01 |
| Bringing parking garages into modern times |
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| Inflatable hat | | solomungus | | Apr 15 01 |
| Water proof hat which can be inflated for exta thermal insolation |
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| Auto-bath bed | | solomungus | | Apr 15 01 |
| A nice bath to wake you up |
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| dissolving pajamas | | egnor | | Apr 16 01 |
| bed to bath nonstop |
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| The Breast Book | | benfrost | | Apr 16 01 |
| Celebrating the diversity of the funbags |
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| Zen Clapper Light | | Dog Ed | | Apr 16 01 |
| At the sound of one hand clapping, light does not turn on. |
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| Stress Relief Testicles | | benfrost | | Apr 16 01 |
| "Grrr, now I've got him by the balls" |
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| Rock skipping | | melanerpes | | Apr 16 01 |
| Bounce rocks off water |
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| Pie shelf | | sid | | Apr 16 01 |
| Heat Pie and eat whilst surfing the net |
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| Wales autonomy | | griffin | | Apr 16 01 |
| drill deep holes, pour water in, let freeze and drift |
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| Politicians | | griffin | | Apr 16 01 |
| Psychopaths not allowed |
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| Noise triangulator | | timvasquez | | Apr 16 01 |
| Find the direction and distance to any noise around your house |
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| Musical Bridge I, II, III | | Dog Ed | | Apr 16 01 |
| Play music using various sorts of bridge |
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| Dig up the Earth's core | | timvasquez | | Apr 16 01 |
| It's not doing anyone any good down there! |
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| Vitamin Gum | | mthall | | Apr 16 01 |
| Chew gum AND get balanced nutrition |
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| Medicine Gum | | mthall | | Apr 17 01 |
| Chew Gum and cure the common cold!!! |
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| Hybrid Engine | | tkeyser | | Apr 17 01 |
| A REAL Electric/Internal Combustion Hybrid |
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| Unleash Satan | | AfroAssault | | Apr 17 01 |
| I'll bet he has some great ideas |
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| Sex search engine | | gz | | Apr 17 01 |
| Sexology specialized chat/ conference/ searches needed? |
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| ConsumerAlternative.com | | GusLacerda | | Apr 17 01 |
| User inputs a product or service name, gets back alternatives. |
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| dna transfer + artificial wombs | | dj_photon | | Apr 17 01 |
| babies biologically related to same-sex couples |
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| LED daytime-running-lights | | andrewkorbel | | Apr 17 01 |
| or citylights for the "western-hemisphere" challenged |
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| russian nesting breasts | | dj_photon | | Apr 17 01 |
| open up the breasts, and you have...more breasts! |
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| Bump-in-the-night Program | | melanerpes | | Apr 17 01 |
| Identify night noises |
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| HomeBakeable House Cooler (baked) | | Dog Ed | | Apr 17 01 |
| Cool your house while watering your lawn. |
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| Chocolate Coated Everything | | sirrobin | | Apr 17 01 |
| Well maybe not everything... |
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| Cell phone reverb | | timvasquez | | Apr 17 01 |
| Just like the truckers! |
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| Kevorkian amusement park | | mrnesbit | | Apr 17 01 |
| Choose carefully... your first ride might be your last! |
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| Bubblewrap repair kit | | melanerpes | | Apr 17 01 |
| Reverse poppage |
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| Surveillance State Tourist Memento | | acb | | Apr 17 01 |
| A peace dividend for surveillance networks |
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| Dictionary: C++ to Java, Java to C++ | | GusLacerda | | Apr 17 01 |
| C++: cout or printf Java: println |
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| Spouse-Swapping for Mideast Peace | | Dog Ed | | Apr 18 01 |
| Palestinian and Israeli families forced to swap spouses periodically until lasting peace is achieved |
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| Scam reporter | | shawnndan | | Apr 18 01 |
| A website where you can report companies that send you bogus offers, etc. |
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| Standardised Criminal Masks | | benfrost | | Apr 18 01 |
| Lose the blurry head |
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| Death Row Inmate Derby | | shawnndan | | Apr 18 01 |
| Place Death Row inmates in highly flammable cars and let the games begin! |
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| Free Atmosphere Fuel Cell | | st3f | | Apr 18 01 |
| Power for the future |
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| Specific Spectator Insulter | | mcscotland | | Apr 18 01 |
| Let the idiot in the opposition stand know what you think of him. |
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| Hunter/Gatherer Restaurant | | mcscotland | | Apr 18 01 |
| Get back to basics |
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| Quiet Weekend Morning TV | | mcscotland | | Apr 18 01 |
| For the hungover |
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| MS Branded | | mcscotland | | Apr 18 01 |
| Make it look like Excel |
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| Phone Pistol | | melanerpes | | Apr 18 01 |
| Point at phone, pull trigger, phone rings. Barrel goes to your ear, speak in grip. |
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| USB Power Supply | | st3f | | Apr 18 01 |
| so you only need the one. |
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| Color Changing Car | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 18 01 |
| Suit your mood, evade police, many possible uses |
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| Ramones Intro | | DrBob | | Apr 18 01 |
| All Music Should Start With the Immortal count in "OneTwoThreeFour" |
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| Cooking with Nothing | | realfake | | Apr 18 01 |
| Yes, We Have No Bananas |
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| Freebie Counselling | | Aristotle | | Apr 18 01 |
| Advice to help people cope with a lack of dot.com freebies. |
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| Ciggie-Butt Returner | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 18 01 |
| Give it back to them automatically |
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| Office Mp3 Groupware | | rigel | | Apr 18 01 |
| allow all listeners to vote on which songs should be played |
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| Commercial Break Clock | | Burden | | Apr 18 01 |
| Do I have time to throw my laundry in the dryer before Macgyver comes back on? |
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| Pet Poo Collector | | Colette | | Apr 18 01 |
| Mobile Dog Poo Collector for Lazy Owners |
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| ISP that pays for downtime | | nick_n_uit | | Apr 19 01 |
| fairly self-explanatory |
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| Variable-albedo roof covering | | rmutt | | Apr 19 01 |
| Appropriately cool or heat a dwelling with active roof materials. |
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| Negative Light Projector | | pingster | | Apr 19 01 |
| Paint a surface with a chemical that darkens when exposed to UV; project an image in UV light. |
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| Speed barcodes on roads | | pingster | | Apr 19 01 |
| The car reads large barcodes painted on the road surface and indicates the speed limit on the speedometer. |
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| blink-a-pic | | pinkstar | | Apr 19 01 |
| Allows your mind's eye to take a picture. |
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| confirmation screen | | pinkstar | | Apr 19 01 |
| allows you to confirm a deleted annotation in case you hit the wrong fergen button |
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| Town Bomb | | guntcher | | Apr 19 01 |
| An idea to save money on delivery systems |
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| Tele-Sales Jammer | | doghouse | | Apr 19 01 |
| waste the time of hapless phone salesfolk and hopefully put telemarketers out of business |
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| Game Show Diapers | | KB2 | | Apr 19 01 |
| Babies never look at the bunnies on their diapers |
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| Smart Screw-Fasteners | | Dog Ed | | Apr 19 01 |
| Replace old-style metal fasteners with self-tightening and -loosening variety |
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| Sex planes | | pipp | | Apr 19 01 |
| The Mile High Plane!! |
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| Backup As... | | tenhand | | Apr 19 01 |
| A UI option for making a backup file |
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| Win That Knighthood! | | kitsune | | Apr 19 01 |
| A new game show, where luminaries can compete for a knighthood. |
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| Takes the biscuit | | popemolly | | Apr 20 01 |
| A cookie for a cookie |
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| EZMAM | | ezmam | | Apr 20 01 |
| Spray on meat in a can |
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| Tongue secure | | popemolly | | Apr 20 01 |
| Keep cash safe |
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| Proper CD Burner | | babychaos | | Apr 20 01 |
| Get rid of the anti-climax of CD burning |
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| Car Horn Tones | | Little_Crow | | Apr 20 01 |
| Customise Your Car Horn |
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| Wales is in Wales | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 20 01 |
| Members of the royal family should live according to their title |
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| Card Carrying Halfbaker | | thumbwax | | Apr 20 01 |
| Laminated Proof that you are indeed Halfbaked |
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| bioluminescent landscaping | | marcromind | | Apr 20 01 |
| genetically engineered plants used to decorate yards |
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| Fingernail cleaner | | JoshW | | Apr 20 01 |
| Guess |
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| Curtain closers | | JoshW | | Apr 20 01 |
| Curtains which automatically close fully. |
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| Amazing Nose Oil Resources | | Dog Ed | | Apr 21 01 |
| Crude oil too expensive? Create an online clearinghouse for Nose Oil resources (S_Bug = 2.5) |
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| Treat Cancer With Parasites | | Dog Ed | | Apr 21 01 |
| Develop genetic variants of filarioid parasites to seek out and destroy cancerous tumors. (S_Bug = 0.5) |
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| Two Cats Mad | | st3f | | Apr 21 01 |
| The spinster eccentricity index you always knew existed. |
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| 3-way Xmas crackers | | lubbit | | Apr 21 01 |
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| Trinkets that you REALLY don't want | | lubbit | | Apr 21 01 |
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| keyboard cleaning tray | | egnor | | Apr 21 01 |
| Just like toasters have. |
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| Thetarchitecture | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 21 01 |
| Golden Ratio Architecture |
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| political exchange | | griffin | | Apr 21 01 |
| an exchange scheme for political leaders |
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| Heterosexual male accidental mutual eye-contact relief/assurance gesture | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 21 01 |
| No, I'm not gay, not that I have anything against it, but... |
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