| | Crush Patches | | realfake | | Apr 21 01 |
| | i know, i know, i've got no romance in my soul |
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| | Video; Time and date | | solomungus | | Apr 22 01 |
| | A video which set's it's clock from teltext |
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| | Foam Afros for toddlers | | solomungus | | Apr 22 01 |
| | Protect your nippers fragile head with a layer of foam.. |
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| | emergency egress | | boarish1 | | Apr 22 01 |
| | Emergency egress system for large airliners |
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| | rhyming thesaurus | | johnny_smooth | | Apr 23 01 |
| | reference material for hip hoppers |
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| | Diarrhea rape prevention | | mrnesbit | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Overpower your assailant |
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| | Electromagnet Mattress | | hippo | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Electromagnets instead of springs. |
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| | Thin tech manuals | | mcscotland | | Apr 23 01 |
| | tech manuals you can read on the train |
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| | Taliban Paradox | | riposte | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Give 'em a website... |
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| | the seven wonders of the ancient world | | mihali | | Apr 23 01 |
| | museum and theme park for the cultured masses |
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| | Airline tennis | | mrnesbit | | Apr 23 01 |
| | No one said airline travel had to be boring |
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| | Driving game | | JoshW | | Apr 23 01 |
| | A driving game |
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| | Mondrian tiles | | Uncle Nutsy | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Because regular tiles are dull |
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| | Super Solar Cells | | dekoi | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Who needs Mercury and Venus anyway |
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| | Speeding Conveyance Deterrent | | boarish1 | | Apr 23 01 |
| | slowing speeding vehicles by deploying computer actuated decellerators. |
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| | Stealth Branding Iron | | nick_n_uit | | Apr 24 01 |
| | Get'em from a distance. |
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| | Backseat Shenanigans Indicator | | 1percent | | Apr 24 01 |
| | Wouldn't you want to know? |
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| | The SexyBurger | | evanescent | | Apr 24 01 |
| | The coolest burger joint ever. |
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| | Power card | | ElectricRussell | | Apr 24 01 |
| | A means to save energy, money and get fit |
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| | Individually Negotiated Marriage Contracts | | rigel | | Apr 24 01 |
| | explicitly define your expectations |
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| | Marriage License Test | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 24 01 |
| | Five questions wrong -- no license |
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| | Bombing Range for Civilians | | Dog Ed | | Apr 24 01 |
| | A facility allowing regular fellows to make and explode bombs legally and safely |
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| | fonetyk speling | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 24 01 |
| | forget morfoloji, just spel yt laik yt saundz |
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| | Dennis Miller obscure reference pop-up system | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 24 01 |
| | Never miss the joke |
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| | axiomatic calculator | | cmeador | | Apr 25 01 |
| | Just say no to approximations |
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| | Genre thesauri | | bookworm | | Apr 25 01 |
| | Never say "turgid" or "eldritch" again |
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| | Slice-friendly apples | | nubian | | Apr 25 01 |
| | Apples shaped for easy slicing |
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| | Coffee-machine-powered coffee-grinder | | angel | | Apr 25 01 |
| | Have some ready for next time. |
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| | Herbal Anti-gullibility Supplement | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 25 01 |
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| | Future Fossils | | Dog Ed | | Apr 25 01 |
| | Document the amazing diversity of life for way-future paleontologist-beings (S_Bug=2.0) |
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| | Cruise Control Indicator | | luckyset5 | | Apr 26 01 |
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| | Electrofender | | doomsayer | | Apr 26 01 |
| | Photovoltaic rear fender. |
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| | Koko Spray | | Admiral_Raddikatatt | | Apr 26 01 |
| | Spray-on frosting in a can |
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| | Cannibal restaurant | | Nadir | | Apr 26 01 |
| | Human steaks alongside the cow, pig and sheep |
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| | The Real Apollo Day | | zorrac555 | | Apr 26 01 |
| | Celebrate on February 4th and honor the real Apollo. |
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| | Temperature Timer | | macromind | | Apr 26 01 |
| | shower water gets progressively colder / hotter |
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| | Center-of-Line Key | | absterge | | Apr 26 01 |
| | Sure, 'Home' and 'End' are great, but... |
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| | Lay Off Your Daughter From Work Day | | daruma | | Apr 27 01 |
| | Self-esteem is a terrible thing to waste |
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| | Top-opening dryer door | | rmutt | | Apr 27 01 |
| | Turns dryer door into a chute |
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| | VertiCar | | riposte | | Apr 27 01 |
| | Self-stacking 'city car' |
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| | see-through spring rolls | | mihali | | Apr 27 01 |
| | is that chicken or veggie? |
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| | TV flush | | whirlpool | | Apr 27 01 |
| | Get rid of annoying poeple. |
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| | Legoboard | | absterge | | Apr 27 01 |
| | Physically remappable keyboard |
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| | No More Pointless Bickering | | AfroAssault | | Apr 27 01 |
| | What the title says |
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| | Gawk-cam | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 27 01 |
| | Pass swiftly by the accident -- ogle at it later |
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| | resealable cans | | AfroAssault | | Apr 27 01 |
| | We can do it with tupperware, why not aluminum? |
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| | Round Tickets | | benfrost | | Apr 28 01 |
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| | The 'Pants Down' | | benfrost | | Apr 28 01 |
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| | Judge Judas | | benfrost | | Apr 28 01 |
| | Christian Law TV |
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| | Portable Forests | | lubbit | | Apr 28 01 |
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| | More valuable valuables | | lubbit | | Apr 28 01 |
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| | Pet hair color | | andrewkorbel | | Apr 28 01 |
| | Color away your dogs grey, or dye your cat green |
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| | BlueTooth Pottery | | nick_n_uit | | Apr 28 01 |
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| | Running of the bulls/Tomato throwing festival combo | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 28 01 |
| | San Fermin meets La Tomatina |
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| | Enhanced Parallax Eyeglasses | | Dog Ed | | Apr 29 01 |
| | Makes you feel like your eyes are a meter apart instead of 6 cm. (S_Bug=1.0) |
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| | Better wristwatch: self adjusting accuracy | | mgrant | | Apr 29 01 |
| | A method for a time piece to regulate itself |
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| | Tube Sewer | | lubbit | | Apr 29 01 |
| | Make trains watertight and use the tunnels for sewage. |
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| | aircraft fuel | | heretic | | Apr 29 01 |
| | compound injection into aircraft fuel to limit explosions |
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| | The Weakest Link: The People's Vote | | mrkillboy | | Apr 30 01 |
| | "The audience think you're crap. GOODBYE!" |
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| | Neo-Socratic Government | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 30 01 |
| | Democracy being almost as bad of a failure as Dictatorship of the Proletariat |
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| | % Share Based Accident Fines | | CasaLoco | | Apr 30 01 |
| | % Share Based Accident/Problem Fines |
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| | Dog De-Stimulator | | iain2 | | Apr 30 01 |
| | Allows TV watching in peace while your frisky pet calms himself down |
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| | Recant Counter | | absterge | | Apr 30 01 |
| | Numeric indicator of indecisiveness |
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| | Unloseable Wristwatch | | mcscotland | | Apr 30 01 |
| | Never leave it anywhere again |
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| | Post more programming ideas | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 30 01 |
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| | Minidisc data store | | st3f | | Apr 30 01 |
| | for digital cameras and such. |
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| | The Internationale (Rave Mix) | | acb | | May 01 01 |
| | A rave anthem for the Nu Marxist set |
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| | Bookster | | beretboy | | May 01 01 |
| | decentralized ebook/etext sharing system |
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| | Refrigerated Undershirt | | wiml | | May 01 01 |
| | For when you have to wear heavy clothing on a hot day |
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| | Anal Retainer | | BierGuzzl | | May 01 01 |
| | Support for your sphincter |
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| | Vibrating pager card | | BierGuzzl | | May 01 01 |
| | Update your customers on new offers instantly! |
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| | Reformatted Browsing | | GusLacerda | | May 01 01 |
| | Reformats the HTML information to suit your taste |
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| | Home urinal | | Wondertoad | | May 01 01 |
| | Why not at home? |
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| | Grandma's Printer | | Dog Ed | | May 01 01 |
| | Printer that writes in shaky cursive using a ballpoint pen |
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| | Never lose anything again | | GusLacerda | | May 01 01 |
| | An electronic system that warns you before you lose/misplace an object. |
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| | Remote Control Calculator | | Snippity | | May 01 01 |
| | Switch channels and do the budget |
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| | Sponsored UN Peacekeepers | | Gordon Comstock | | May 01 01 |
| | Always in the public eye - a missed marketing opportunity |
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| | Plastic Grenades | | CasaLoco | | May 01 01 |
| | You've seen plastic bullet, now plastic grenades |
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| | American Cricket | | goff | | May 01 01 |
| | The game of cricket, but with American razzamatazz... |
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| | Sunblock shampoo | | randydarden | | May 01 01 |
| | Add sunlock to shampoo (or conditioner) to protect your scalp. |
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| | Smart Billboards; Free Cars | | globaltourniquet | | May 01 01 |
| | Billboards that advertise by target market analysis, and free cars for everyone |
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| | Apostrophes | | rayfo | | May 02 01 |
| | Consistency first; correctness second |
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| | Change-colour eye-glasses | | rayfo | | May 02 01 |
| | Are they available? |
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| | Dual felt tip | | rayfo | | May 02 01 |
| | Whiteboard and permanent ink |
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| | Field Goal Improvement | | globaltourniquet | | May 02 01 |
| | With apologies to the folks who may not understand the rant |
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| | Copy and Swap | | blahginger | | May 02 01 |
| | Swap Highlighted Text with Text on Clipboard |
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| | PML | | st3f | | May 02 01 |
| | Pedantic Markup Language |
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| | water couch | | samiam0446 | | May 02 01 |
| | I have a waterbed, I have a couch.... |
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| | Guerilla Politics News | | decafsilicon | | May 03 01 |
| | A news section devoted to violent politics |
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| | Single Use Horn | | ranprieur | | May 03 01 |
| | All horns can only be used one time. |
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| | Skull sutures | | rayfo | | May 03 01 |
| | Precise timing of filling up |
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| | Ballistic Disco-Ball | | riposte | | May 03 01 |
| | Stylish protection from airborne lasers |
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| | Sallywax | | Dana Barret | | May 03 01 |
| | Add Sallywax, just for fun! |
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| | remote windscreen | | slancaster | | May 03 01 |
| | drive in any seat! |
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| | strum machine | | slancaster | | May 03 01 |
| | no need to tune your guitar again! |
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| | Fair Basketball rules | | ilawrow | | May 03 01 |
| | New basketball regulations for different height categories |
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| | VacuMattress | | ilawrow | | May 03 01 |
| | A 'hooverable' matress |
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| | 7-string guitar | | slancaster | | May 03 01 |
| | the guitar with a sub |
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| | Trained Minesweeper Agents | | bmw | | May 03 01 |
| | A version of minesweeper that lets you train agents with rules, and they get to play |
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| | Proportional Signal Lights | | bmw | | May 03 01 |
| | Variable brightness brake lights and "acceleration light" |
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