| | Anti-exclamation mark overuse key!!! | | -alx | | May 29 01 |
| | Because one exclamation mark is more than enough already |
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| | Real Life UFO | | HowardMarks | | May 29 01 |
| | Make a real UFO out of a helicopter. |
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| | Cellular Matching Service | | BartJan | | May 29 01 |
| | Make your cellular phone a Match- And Datingmachine!! |
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| | Extreme golf | | mcscotland | | May 29 01 |
| | Lets face it, the present game is far too dull. |
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| | Smell-o-meter | | BartJan | | May 29 01 |
| | Know when you smell bad! |
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| | House invasion | | rayfo | | May 29 01 |
| | "Drop down bed" response |
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| | Moratorium on Gerund and Gerund Phrase Movie Titles | | globaltourniquet | | May 29 01 |
| | Some of them are great films -- but come on... Getting Old |
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| | Buttons | | rayfo | | May 29 01 |
| | No-fumble fastening system |
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| | weaving worms | | technobadger | | May 29 01 |
| | train parasitic worms in the art of weaving so they become symbiotic |
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| | Key Catcher | | centauri | | May 29 01 |
| | A device to catch anything that falls through the gap between elevator doors. |
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| | Universal Vehicle Speed Governor | | deacon | | May 29 01 |
| | Yes, you CAN drive 55. |
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| | Wrong-way Tire Damage Spike Protection | | globaltourniquet | | May 29 01 |
| | Severe Tire Damage? Not me, man! |
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| | Packaging | | rayfo | | May 30 01 |
| | De-packagers needed |
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| | catfish brownies | | subpop | | May 30 01 |
| | Mmmmmm, chocolate and seafood! |
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| | Living Bomb | | dsm | | May 30 01 |
| | Become a living military demolitions charge. |
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| | Outdoor CPU Heat Pipe | | dsm | | May 30 01 |
| | Avoid augmenting summer hell with your machine's exhaust. |
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| | White Videotapes | | ejs | | May 30 01 |
| | Videotapes made out of white plastic make label stickers optional |
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| | Company Body-Odour Detector | | Siz | | May 30 01 |
| | Send those steenking colleagues home... |
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| | Nose picking device | | BartJan | | May 30 01 |
| | pick your nose discreet |
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| | Missed Disaster News | | BartJan | | May 30 01 |
| | makes you realize it's not that bad after all |
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| | Pierced Teeth | | melanerpes | | May 30 01 |
| | We love to see you smile. |
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| | Gone-With-The-Wedgy | | BartJan | | May 30 01 |
| | Makes you never have a wedgy again |
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| | "Your mobile phone is vibrating" Alerter | | -alx | | May 30 01 |
| | For when you're not able to tell your phone's vibrating |
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| | Nasal/Nose Hygiene and Nose Picking | | dgeiser13 | | May 30 01 |
| | Move all of the proboscis talk to one category. |
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| | Dog-training | | rayfo | | May 30 01 |
| | A pocket pistol would be handy. |
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| | Spinal Cord Signal Intercept Passthrough | | dsm | | May 30 01 |
| | Sensory port. |
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| | Proxy Votes | | larrytharpe | | May 30 01 |
| | Why have a finite number of US State Representatives? |
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| | Electric Driveway | | snarfyguy | | May 30 01 |
| | No more shoveling snow, etc. |
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| | LighterPhone | | benchun | | May 30 01 |
| | A cellular telephone handset with built in lighter. |
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| | Musical Toothbrush | | unkyduff | | May 30 01 |
| | Musical Toothbrush |
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| | Perforated Currency | | snarfyguy | | May 30 01 |
| | Money that can be physically subdivided and reconstituted |
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| | Extract of Musical Taste | | Dog Ed | | May 30 01 |
| | Like vanilla extract or peppermint extract--a concentration of musical appreciation. |
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| | wildfires | | AA85623 | | May 31 01 |
| | how to stop fires soonest |
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| | Subscription TV shows | | ejs | | May 31 01 |
| | Apply magazine model to television |
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| | Good Scents Bacteria | | subpop | | May 31 01 |
| | The genetically engineered solution to chronic halitosis and other personal odor issues. |
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| | Condiment dispenser | | robomole | | May 31 01 |
| | Dispense condiments w/ a water gun. |
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| | phone queueing | | lewisgirl | | May 31 01 |
| | A clearer idea of how long you'll be on hold... |
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| | Self-Leveling Executive Chair | | riposte | | May 31 01 |
| | Keeps you in your place... |
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| | Defecat-o-mat | | -alx | | May 31 01 |
| | Relief at the press of a button |
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| | The REAL Band Experience | | CoolerKing | | May 31 01 |
| | A condensed 5 years of heartache and suffering for teenyboppers who became famous in 5 minutes |
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| | Flip Your Wig Key | | benfrost | | May 31 01 |
| | Top right next to delete |
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| | Old Man's Knob | | benfrost | | May 31 01 |
| | Soft Squishy Mint |
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| | Do it yourself alien abduction | | Reverend D | | May 31 01 |
| | Create your own alien abduction kit |
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| | Fontster | | acb | | May 31 01 |
| | Share your f0ntz across the net |
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| | Borrowed Reading | | rayfo | | May 31 01 |
| | Display system |
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| | The Trailer Channel | | beland | | May 31 01 |
| | All trailers, all the time. |
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| | Home/Office Wheelchair | | benfrost | | Jun 01 01 |
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| | Straight to Ring Tone | | Bedford Van | | Jun 01 01 |
| | For those songs too bad for CD. |
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| | Rolling Papers Included | | benfrost | | Jun 01 01 |
| | Pouch Tobacco Sufficiency |
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| | El Pedanto | | CoolerKing | | Jun 01 01 |
| | The Super-Villain who always corrects you |
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| | Punk Chawkalate | | absterge | | Jun 01 01 |
| | Chocolate, nature's way. |
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| | Wall-storage | | rayfo | | Jun 01 01 |
| | Loop-suspended shelving |
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| | Computer License | | [ sctld ] | | Jun 01 01 |
| | A liscence to drive a computer. |
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| | Caller I.Q. | | Reverend D | | Jun 01 01 |
| | A way for techs to know the real story. |
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| | Spelling License | | globaltourniquet | | Jun 01 01 |
| | Too many questions wrong -- no license |
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| | Variable-Width Tie | | snarfyguy | | Jun 01 01 |
| | Necktie that can change with the fashion |
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| | collaborative web fiction | | egnor | | Jun 02 01 |
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| | custom keyboard layouts | | egnor | | Jun 02 01 |
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| | Breed gunshot-resistant humans | | PotatoStew | | Jun 02 01 |
| | Don't ban guns or bullets... make them useless. |
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| | Swiss Army Gun | | Reverend D | | Jun 02 01 |
| | Everything you always wanted in a gun...and more. |
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| | Full Disclosure | | larrytharpe | | Jun 02 01 |
| | I need a drug test to stock shelves, what about elected officials? |
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| | Pellets | | rayfo | | Jun 02 01 |
| | "Complete" pellets for oldies |
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| | Free public supermarket data supermarket | | LoriZ | | Jun 03 01 |
| | Data enter your store receipts, shopping lists, social priorities, etc. |
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| | marinade napalm | | panthaz paradise | | Jun 03 01 |
| | cook and flavour |
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| | involuntary organ donation | | panthaz paradise | | Jun 03 01 |
| | for armed bank robbery, firearms offences and GBH i sentence you to lose a kidney |
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| | Don't Take the 'Bate | | jimfl | | Jun 03 01 |
| | We don't want your blood money |
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| | Fluorescene | | rayfo | | Jun 03 01 |
| | Search and rescue aid? |
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| | Translucent biff | | bookworm | | Jun 03 01 |
| | An unobtrusive e-mail notifier |
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| | Supermarket | | rayfo | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Lucky trolley |
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| | global hollywood signs | | Spidergoat | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Every town and city on Earth has a number of highly visible 50 ft letters erected nearby. |
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| | nasal cigarette holders | | hob | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Make better use of your orifices |
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| | Tofu Breast Implants | | benfrost | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Natural Non-Meat Alternative |
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| | Random Scheduling | | benfrost | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Pot Luck Programming |
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| | Leaving Gift Fund | | CasaLoco | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Leaving gift fund - salary deducted |
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| | Jelly Straw | | CasaLoco | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Drink (weak?) Jelly through a straw. |
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| | On-Board AntiVirus | | CasaLoco | | Jun 04 01 |
| | AntiVirus Built into the Motherboard |
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| | Everest Airship Rescue Corps | | Uncle Nutsy | | Jun 04 01 |
| | You can't helicopter people off Everest, so... |
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| | two jobs | | egnor | | Jun 04 01 |
| | ...are better than one? |
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| | Smart power outlets | | tenhand | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Let appliances negotiate their power requirements |
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| | Fresh Bathroom | | abcdefg | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Automatic Toilet saves Smell, Noise, Water Usage and Water Damage |
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| | Electronic Teeth Cleaning | | snarfyguy | | Jun 04 01 |
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| | local interest GPS | | lewisgirl | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Geographical, Geological and Historical significance info in a hand-held device |
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| | Spectator Involved Sports | | AfroAssault | | Jun 04 01 |
| | Hit your least favorite player with a rock |
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| | vegetarian human flesh | | hob | | Jun 04 01 |
| | A soy-based substitute for our fellow beings |
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| | Photovoltaic Umbrella 2 | | nick_n_uit | | Jun 05 01 |
| | An umbrella with photovoltaic cells on the outside. |
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| | cell/pager headphone jack | | nick_n_uit | | Jun 05 01 |
| | So only you hear the phone buzzing. |
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| | Emergency spousal cut-off | | Reverend D | | Jun 05 01 |
| | Automaticall detects spouse's anger level and cuts off at the appropriate time. |
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| | everyone's on shift | | thinkfuture | | Jun 05 01 |
| | a solution for the unemployment problem |
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| | Indigestible Toilet Paper | | Catatonic | | Jun 05 01 |
| | Because hey, there's not always time to wipe! |
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| | Mr Peer Pressure | | mrkillboy | | Jun 05 01 |
| | "If you want to be cool, blow up the power station!" |
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| | School zoning | | rayfo | | Jun 05 01 |
| | A new look at an old problem |
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| | 802.11 client location detector | | hippo | | Jun 05 01 |
| | Triangulate from several 802.11 access points to determine location of clients |
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| | reality tv meets drama | | Ninjitsu_Master | | Jun 05 01 |
| | reality show where aspiring actors get the chance to star in drama TV show |
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| | Half-Jabbawockery | | goff | | Jun 05 01 |
| | Not quite a song, but you get the idea...I can't let Unabubba have all the glory. Just make sure you pronounce the 'the' in line three with a long 'eee'..... |
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| | Imac-style Clear Car | | jalsak | | Jun 05 01 |
| | Make as many panels clear or lightly tinted as possible. |
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| | Reality Description Service | | StreetLight | | Jun 05 01 |
| | A service for the blind like the description service for television...except it's for everything |
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| | Spelling Catastrophe Light | | PotatoStew | | Jun 05 01 |
| | Improve your spelling |
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| | Hedonist party | | globaltourniquet | | Jun 05 01 |
| | We put the "party" in political party |
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| | Fast Forward Ringtones | | BartJan | | Jun 05 01 |
| | Makes you enjoy your expensive ringtone completely! |
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| | shoulder mech | | technobadger | | Jun 05 01 |
| | to pilot it from outside |
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