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 tune up 2 you  snowfox  Dec 12 00 
 oil change in your office lot 
 
 codefarm  snowfox  Dec 12 00 
 Codefarming 
 
 worst10  snowfox  Dec 12 00 
 halfbakery's worst 
 
 daylight savings  flapmaster  Dec 13 00 
 reverse daylight savings (or something) 
 
 Computer Modelling Clay  badoingdoing  Dec 13 00 
 Physical sculpture input device for 3d modelling 
 
 Wedding Cake  juliec2  Dec 13 00 
 Reusable cake 
 
 Superhero and Supervillain Name Registration Office  mrkillboy  Dec 13 00 
 "No, I AM...The Tick!!!" 
 
 Giant air hockey  PotatoStew  Dec 13 00 
 Bigger is better 
 
 Summertime parked-car fan  supercat  Dec 13 00 
 Allow fan to run in summertime even with ignition off 
 
 A Spare Kidney  flapmaster  Dec 14 00 
 Cloning yourself for backup parts 
 
 Water cost  rayfo  Dec 14 00 
 A water-saving gadget? 
 
 Nifty line-drying  hello_c  Dec 14 00 
 make it easy and fashionable, save on airconditioning 
 
 ai sexual device  hawko  Dec 14 00 
 computer operated vagina and penis 
 
 James Bond Opening Title Screensaver  mrkillboy  Dec 14 00 
 "GOLDFINGER! He's the man...the man with the midas touch!" 
 
 The Santa Claus  flapmaster  Dec 14 00 
 A cocktail called The Santa Claus 
 
 "Smart" Stoplights  flapmaster  Dec 14 00 
 hook all those dumb stoplights up to a super-computer. 
 
 borderline Borderline Personality Disorder  julien  Dec 14 00 
 because despite the diagnosis, one can appear quite normal [at times] 
 
 the Nicotine Eye Patch  julien  Dec 14 00 
 Why wear The Patch on your arm when you can look like a pirate? 
 
 Movie Screen Saver  blahginger  Dec 14 00 
 Simulate what you seen when a film projector loses it. 
 
 Zip line fire escape  computerface2  Dec 15 00 
 For when the fire is on the lowest ten floors of a high rise 
 
 Eliminate useless Holidays  salmon  Dec 15 00 
 they aren't celebrated anyway 
 
 Organic Socks  salmon  Dec 15 00 
 Fight odors and Washers 
 
 Rocket-Powered Shopping Cart  lego  Dec 15 00 
 Press the button and ride 
 
 Giant strides  rayfo  Dec 15 00 
 Leg amputee prosthetic potential 
 
 Loo-design  rayfo  Dec 15 00 
 Architects overlook the loo 
 
 Living Carpet 2  beauxeault  Dec 15 00 
 "Honey, would you mow the carpet, please?" 
 
 High hats  rayfo  Dec 15 00 
 Ethnic elements in haute couture 
 
 Elevator to Space  flapmaster  Dec 15 00 
 Build an elevator to space using carbon nanotubes 
 
 Recycle Space Trash  flapmaster  Dec 15 00 
 Quit burning up all that valuable space trash 
 
 St[insertnamehere] Day  [ sctld ]  Dec 15 00 
 50 St's days for the 50 States. 
 
 Announce Changes  centauri  Dec 15 00 
 Why is this at the top of the list? 
 
 Browser timer  redfox  Dec 15 00 
 Set your browser to quit at a pre-established time and enforce self-discipline 
 
 Music Video Shop  nick_n_uit  Dec 16 00 
 A store which sells music videos 
 
 Flowing traffic jams  spider  Dec 16 00 
 Education in the art of leaving spaces 
 
 Live Wallpaper  haramachi  Dec 16 00 
 Use a live video feed instead of .bmp and .jpg files 
 
 Pavement rage  rayfo  Dec 17 00 
 Drunk in charge of a cane 
 
 The Slasher  goodie  Dec 18 00 
 Laser Printer with inbuilt Laser Cutter 
 
 ATM Time Limit  goodie  Dec 18 00 
 ATM limits access to 60 seconds during lunchtime 
 
 No labels  rayfo  Dec 18 00 
 After-flood problem 
 
 Anti-voodoo doll  DragonMother  Dec 18 00 
 a doll to heal and protect the subject 
 
 Sushi Chess  dnm  Dec 18 00 
 A cheesboard where the pieces are delicious fresh seafood delights. 
 
 Massage Buddies  centauri  Dec 18 00 
 Your warm, fuzzy, soothing pal who's fun to be with. 
 
 PDA Stash Drawer  rmutt  Dec 18 00 
 Add RL storage to your handheld. 
 
 Constitutional Convention  rfalv  Dec 19 00 
 Popular Law 
 
 Deliver it on Saturday  hippo  Dec 19 00 
 Special instructions on a package to make the Post Office deliver it on Saturday 
 
 Flat ICQ  absterge  Dec 19 00 
 or, "The version I'm cool with" 
 
 REAL Express Lanes  wasraw  Dec 19 00 
 Provide faster service lanes driven by “Market” economics 
 
 magnetic shocks  slothdawg2k  Dec 20 00 
 no wear no oil smoother ride 
 
 exoskeleton  DragonMother  Dec 20 00 
 support those soft old bones with a shiny sleek exterior 
 
 "Grey water" disposal  DragonMother  Dec 20 00 
 Kitchen sink disposall linked to the compost heap 
 
 World-Domination Machine  dsm  Dec 20 00 
 Put a gun to the globe. 
 
 Stress Relieving HUD  wasraw  Dec 20 00 
 Zap your road-rage away with this entertaining add-on! 
 
 No more condoms  Johnsoe2  Dec 20 00 
 Safe and Sensual 
 
 Primate Brains vs. TV  centauri  Dec 20 00 
 A defense mechanism we no longer need. 
 
 Microwave Dinner Bar Codes  crayfish  Dec 20 00 
 Microwave Dinner Bar Codes and Programmable Ovens 
 
 Features for JPG utilities  supercat  Dec 20 00 
 Allow JPEGs to be manipulated without further data loss 
 
 Santa Claus Man  mrkillboy  Dec 21 00 
 Santa Claus is coming to town to kick your ass. 
 
 4-way air hockey  gootyam  Dec 21 00 
 play air hockey with 3 of your friend on an "cross" shapped table 
 
 Universal Refuge  dsm  Dec 21 00 
 Permanent Care Facility Open to All. 
 
 American Kamikaze Corps  dsm  Dec 21 00 
 Bombs should not be worth their mass in gold. 
 
 Civil-Service Forfeiture Law  dsm  Dec 21 00 
 Allows citizens to reject certain rights in return for tax-reduction. 
 
 Artificial Masochism.  dsm  Dec 21 00 
 A means by which one may voluntarily gain the capacity to enjoy pain. 
 
 Private World  dsm  Dec 22 00 
 Make a pirate copy of the Universe; become God inside. 
 
 Merry Christmas  hippo  Dec 22 00 
 ...and a Happy New Year. 
 
 Blend-a-Lunch  Detly  Dec 22 00 
 Blender stall in food courts, for meals on the run... 
 
 SimSkatepark  BINSON  Dec 22 00 
 Skatepark sim 
 
 Old Soap Slot  centauri  Dec 22 00 
 An unbroken chain 
 
 Build mines from garbage  tenhand  Dec 22 00 
 Build new mines for our descendants 
 
 Cigarette Disclaimer  Urania  Dec 23 00 
 Prohibits Lawsuits, Possibly Hastens Quitting 
 
 Heat Vest  Urania  Dec 23 00 
 Heat to sore back muscles w/o having to hold still 
 
 BlastClean Carpet  absterge  Dec 23 00 
 Instead of sucking the dirt down, blow it up, out, and away. 
 
 Strip Mall Delivery  Furthur  Dec 24 00 
 A strip mall in which all the stores chip in to provide a delivery service. 
 
 Bus Stops at Railroad Tracks  mwburden  Dec 24 00 
 Combine the two reasons that busses have to stop and improve efficiency 
 
 Human Dry Cleaning  mac cartel  Dec 24 00 
 For days when you just don't have time to have a shower AND get dried... 
 
 Sweat-Deodorizer Pill  dsm  Dec 24 00 
 Drug that would inactivate the malodorous component of human sweat. 
 
 What are you smoking?  arghblah  Dec 24 00 
 Enables you to answer that burning *ahem* question 
 
 Time (Fax) Machine  reensure  Dec 25 00 
 A way to be blind to the future and not wrong, too. 
 
 Nap Alarm Clock  Qualiall  Dec 26 00 
 for those times you need a nap 
 
 Drum Roll SE for M$OE  reensure  Dec 26 00 
 An extractor for emails and files that have been forwarded 'layer cake' style to MS Outlook Express.. 
 
 Time Release Christmas Wrap  wasraw  Dec 26 00 
 Magically Evaporates Dec 25, 14:00 Local Time 
 
 Digital Auto Banner (DAB)  echeung  Dec 27 00 
 Digital Auto Banner in the rear car window can be changed to driver's preference 
 
 dual-flash camera  supercat  Dec 27 00 
 Camera with two flashes, to minimize shadows 
 
 www.mail-it.com  danilom  Dec 27 00 
 E-mail/e-greetings to snail-mail converter 
 
 Howz't?  reensure  Dec 27 00 
 A submission service that diligently tests only your dumbest ideas for potential uses---safely 
 
 Chia Hair  nick_n_uit  Dec 27 00 
 The company that makes Chia Pets should diversify their products. 
 
 Diagnostic Stamps  1978tomy  Dec 28 00 
 Stamps that test human saliva for disease 
 
 Silent Machine  dsm  Dec 28 00 
 Eliminate the sound of fans / disks. 
 
 Simultaneous multi-shutterspeed video camera  supercat  Dec 28 00 
 For use when shooting in impossible lighting conditions 
 
 Decarbonate Venus  Qualiall  Dec 28 00 
 Venus could be our backup home 
 
 Endless climbing wall  hippo  Dec 28 00 
 Conveyer belt climbing wall 
 
 movie theatre candy sampler  disarray  Dec 28 00 
 a little bit of a lot of kinds of candy 
 
 The Last Word  absterge  Dec 28 00 
 Clear conversation deliniation 
 
 Glow-in-the-Dark Car  barnzenen  Dec 28 00 
 Phosphorous paint! 
 
 self-cutting fingernails  mercuryman  Dec 28 00 
 no longer a need for trimming, filing and maintenance of fingernails. 
 
 Toilet with Stirrups  barnzenen  Dec 28 00 
 When you have that big one! 
 
 Hyperspace Keychain  iuvare  Dec 28 00 
 For difficult situations. 
 
 Fully-Clothed Celebrity Sites  Ander  Dec 29 00 
 Put it on! 
 
 Self Regulating Electric Blanket  mwburden  Dec 29 00 
 Automatically keeps the bed at a temperature that is comfortable for YOU! 
 
 white tint  halcyon  Dec 29 00 
 tired of black tinted windows, how about white? 
 
 Crust-free Milk Carton  absterge  Dec 29 00 
 doesn't that *bother* you? 
 

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