| A Wacky Zany House | | sdm | | Aug 25 01 |
| A kit house made specifically for the establishment of wacky zany inventions. |
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| Potato Chip Selector | | sdm | | Aug 25 01 |
| Choose different flavours in a jumbo pack. |
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| Emergency ring | | phoenix | | Aug 25 01 |
| A special ring for emergency phone calls |
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| Tassle pants | | ausoi | | Aug 25 01 |
| Keep you cool |
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| Infinite Sheets | | MotoMannequin | | Aug 25 01 |
| Never have the covers pulled off again... |
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| Realistic Wigs | | Kaggo | | Aug 25 01 |
| Wigs that show your state of hair and state of mind |
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| Braille Monitor | | DaveSt | | Aug 25 01 |
| So the blind can enjoy surfing the net |
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| Carriage return as <br> | | PotatoStew | | Aug 25 01 |
| So no HTML is needed |
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| SMS to FAX gateway | | gnormal | | Aug 25 01 |
| type an SMS msg into your phone, out it comes on someone's fax |
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| Drill Bit | | DaveSt | | Aug 25 01 |
| Stay sharp, never need to purchase drill bits ever again.. |
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| Doughdecahedron | | phoenix | | Aug 25 01 |
| For those *really* big get-togethers. |
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| cliff explorer | | egnor | | Aug 25 01 |
| rappeling legos |
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| Carriage return as <br> | | PotatoStew | | Aug 25 01 |
| So no HTML is needed |
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| trolley lanes | | kaz | | Aug 25 01 |
| have lanes for those of us who like to drive trolleys fast |
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| House of Rage | | Zhade | | Aug 26 01 |
| keeping those twisted impulses off the streets |
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| aid to logging off of this website | | po | | Aug 26 01 |
| some sort of shock treatment that warns you that you have spent all day at the halfbakery and that there part of your life |
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| LungCam | | Zhade | | Aug 26 01 |
| speaks for itself really... |
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| Genetic Engineering Idea Moratorium | | -alx | | Aug 26 01 |
| Stop posting ideas for using genetic engineering until they're at least half-way feasible. |
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| Mentors for the rest of us | | LoriZ | | Aug 26 01 |
| Mentoring programs are mostly for kids. |
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| Mobile Bumper Sticker Rebuttal Device | | markvalentine1 | | Aug 26 01 |
| Print retorts to bad bumper stickers and apply them to parked cars |
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| Kill your TV | | salimf | | Aug 26 01 |
| The Game where you get to Shoot People on TV |
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| scented facial tissues | | nikfish | | Aug 27 01 |
| Add aromatherpy scents to tissues to help clear nasal passages. |
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| Caffeinated Orange Juice | | rotato | | Aug 27 01 |
| The Ultimate Breakfast Drink |
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| Rain Panel | | Fireraven | | Aug 27 01 |
| Harness the power of the rain- especially for England. |
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| self installing tent peg | | Fireraven | | Aug 27 01 |
| tent pegs that self install |
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| self erecting tent | | Fireraven | | Aug 27 01 |
| For the lazy camper |
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| "The Home" | | -alx | | Aug 27 01 |
| Teach those youngsters some respect |
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| Drywall boots | | Bonarein | | Aug 27 01 |
| Metal plate on the toe to facilitate handling |
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| Plasma Bong | | MudWitch | | Aug 27 01 |
| release exotic chemicals at high temperatures |
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| pet'n'surf | | Miss Weston Smith | | Aug 27 01 |
| A pet to stroke and surf the net. |
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| Arthur Dent's trip into Wonderland | | Tain | | Aug 27 01 |
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| crisp flavouring | | skewball | | Aug 27 01 |
| flavouring with no crisps for low-cal satisfaction |
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| Enhanced Eggs | | andylyons | | Aug 28 01 |
| The ability to use only one egg in a three egg omelette - wow !!! |
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| Three-Dimensional Crossword Puzzle | | snarfyguy | | Aug 28 01 |
| Like regular puzzle, but with back in addition to across and down |
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| Soap Opera Relationship Model | | snarfyguy | | Aug 28 01 |
| figure out whats going on |
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| Last-Minute Merge Cop | | jefmjones | | Aug 28 01 |
| Ticket those obnoxious last-minute mergers |
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| Descriptive Link Pointers | | polarbear | | Aug 28 01 |
| Will this link open a new window or not? |
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| Sue Ben & Jerry's | | hippo | | Aug 28 01 |
| OK, OK, this is a silly, possibly [m-f-e] kind of idea |
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| Handy Gadgets | | manic | | Aug 28 01 |
| Prosthetic hands/limbs with accessories |
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| Spice Pill | | barnzenen | | Aug 28 01 |
| Spices in Pill form |
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| Energy from Freeway Sound Barriers | | Dog Ed | | Aug 29 01 |
| Small, cheap acoustically driven generators to capture sound energy. |
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| Secretary of Soccer | | Simonpf | | Aug 29 01 |
| A new cabinet post |
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| Fatal Auto Collision Song | | snarfyguy | | Aug 29 01 |
| With your life ebbing away, do you really want the last song you ever hear to be something you hate? |
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| Popoff Helmet | | greasepig | | Aug 29 01 |
| Prevent comas and/or slow, painful death |
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| Nicotine injections | | futurebird | | Aug 29 01 |
| keep your badass image while you quit! |
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| Blind Cleanup Tool | | thinck | | Aug 29 01 |
| The blind can now help out with keeping the streets clean. |
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| Fair Trade Cocaine | | stupop | | Aug 29 01 |
| "brand" of cocaine which does not exploit Coca growers in Latin America |
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| Electric aeroplanes | | gravelpit | | Aug 29 01 |
| powered by the sky grid |
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| Concept Contraception | | Nadia | | Aug 29 01 |
| Pay entrepreneurs to *not* develop their ideas - save on expensive failures. |
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| Microwave warmer | | rayfo | | Aug 29 01 |
| For those with a microwave only |
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| BandwidthSwitcher | | charlesw | | Aug 29 01 |
| Create a central repository of wasted bandwidth to be used for short amounts of time. |
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| magno-light | | RobertKidney | | Aug 29 01 |
| well if we sort of stick all the light together... |
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| Power Pillow | | absterge | | Aug 29 01 |
| Sensory Deprivation + Repose Padding |
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| 300psi Sauce Shooter | | nick_n_uit | | Aug 29 01 |
| REALLY fast food |
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| point system | | Chuck | | Aug 29 01 |
| Criminals on a point system |
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| Noise-canceling car stereo | | phoenix | | Aug 29 01 |
| Enjoy a more quiet ride |
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| Toilet Seat Springs | | BladeDanger | | Aug 29 01 |
| Keep the damn seat up! |
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| Rent-a-bitch | | Miss Weston Smith | | Aug 29 01 |
| For the wimp who wants to get that annoying person out of their life. |
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| Safety Windscreen | | DaveSt | | Aug 30 01 |
| A pre-weakened windshield designed to break away in one piece. |
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| Surprise LAN | | sdm | | Aug 30 01 |
| Reality TV for Nerds |
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| Guess that dead body | | Antus | | Aug 30 01 |
| with your host the queen mum |
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| Ccoi..cua..cas... the pastry thing | | RobertKidney | | Aug 30 01 |
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| Inward Bound courses | | Peller | | Aug 30 01 |
| Personal development for the over-confident |
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| 'bakery Bar | | lewisgirl | | Aug 30 01 |
| Click for Croissanterie, Press for Patisserie, Boulangerie Button |
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| Floating Toilet Seat | | jim_brain | | Aug 30 01 |
| Your own seat floats a millimeter above the regular seat |
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| www.surprise.com | | kaz | | Aug 30 01 |
| Go here and be suprised |
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| I need a way out help groups | | kaz | | Aug 30 01 |
| For people who need a way out |
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| Bug Finder | | -alx | | Aug 30 01 |
| Exactly what is this thing crawling around on my arm? |
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| Legislative Housekeeping | | seal | | Aug 31 01 |
| For every new law, at least one old law must be repealed. |
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| multiplecdburner | | LaLaLaLola | | Aug 31 01 |
| Multiple CD Burner for Using Multiple CDs |
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| mike's hard pink lemonade | | LaLaLaLola | | Aug 31 01 |
| Mike's Hard Pink Lemonade |
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| Carnival Rides for the Elderly | | AfroAssault | | Aug 31 01 |
| Why leave them out? |
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| 80 Proof Gum | | AfroAssault | | Aug 31 01 |
| Wow! |
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| virtual CD changer man | | jutta | | Aug 31 01 |
| Portable CD player + MP3 storage, rips as it plays. |
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| Pre pay Bar | | CustardCurtains | | Aug 31 01 |
| Drink as much as your wallet will let you |
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| Minger Defence System | | CustardCurtains | | Aug 31 01 |
| Use after the Beer Goggles have slipped down your nose. |
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| Fume Booth | | Nadia | | Aug 31 01 |
| Solutions for office smokers |
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| limo service | | wood2coal | | Aug 31 01 |
| Airship Limo service in city |
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| Cubicle Spigot | | MrWrong | | Aug 31 01 |
| Beverages on tap while you work |
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| ICE Tape | | leck | | Aug 31 01 |
| The word ICE appears on sign or pavement when the temp is below freezing. |
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| Law Auto-Expiration | | BigBrother | | Aug 31 01 |
| Old laws are forced off the books unless actively renewed. |
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| bacon-flavor gummy pigs | | porkemon | | Aug 31 01 |
| oink-o-licious |
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| Scofflaw | | reensure | | Aug 31 01 |
| Enact violations of stupid antiquated laws, for entertainment |
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| police chase | | foureyed29 | | Aug 31 01 |
| use device to change light |
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| Puddin' Skinz | | jester | | Sep 01 01 |
| The best part of pudding without the wait! |
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| Sticky Chopsticks | | jefmjones | | Sep 01 01 |
| Chopsticks for the rest of us... |
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| Potential Road-Kill Avoidance Critter Scoop | | chooch | | Sep 01 01 |
| Save yourself from emotional distress |
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| Swiss-army Phone | | pathetic | | Sep 01 01 |
| My phone has more features than yours. |
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| The Shouting Game | | NeverDie | | Sep 01 01 |
| Lose your voice over nothing: For something! |
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| GummiJello | | sheekeebut | | Sep 01 01 |
| Explosion of jiggly flavour, in a fun, chewy package. |
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| traffic police cyber punk | | technobadger | | Sep 01 01 |
| logan's drive |
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| Ordinal Utility | | sdm | | Sep 02 01 |
| economics is not a science and this can help explain why... |
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| Kidnap the moon | | pathetic | | Sep 02 01 |
| I'm not going to give you the moon... UNTIL YOU PAY FOR IT! |
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| Punch Out | | gorn_the_great | | Sep 02 01 |
| Punch out, or Sucker Punch a liberal |
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| Ultimate Race Tracks | | Vernon | | Sep 02 01 |
| A little down-force can go a long way! |
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| Fun Shaped Ice | | Uncledave | | Sep 02 01 |
| Pre-packaged party ice in fun shapes |
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| Human RESET button | | whatsbruin | | Sep 02 01 |
| Cyber implant with forehead button clears sticky social situations |
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| Personal emails everyday | | printers | | Sep 02 01 |
| Private, custom emails just for you... |
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| Memory Retrieval Device | | willis | | Sep 03 01 |
| Something that can dig those ideas out of the storage closet of the brain when you need them |
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| Express Your Love and Gratitude "Big" Day | | mrkillboy | | Sep 03 01 |
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