| Credit Card Monkey | | eehen | | Jul 09 00 |
| Save! Save! Save! |
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| Idea Versioning | | erik | | Jul 09 00 |
| Allow others to change your ideas to improve them over time |
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| Souls'R'Us | | erik | | Jul 09 00 |
| Sell Your Soul For Charity |
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| A REAL Anti-Gravity Generator | | bifftannon | | Jul 09 00 |
| Like forces repel, so create your own force of gravity first, then..... |
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| Plug and Play Body Parts | | DrBob | | Jul 09 00 |
| Eliminate the need for tiresome spare parts surgery |
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| Magnetically / Electromagnetically Lubricated Bearing | | bifftannon | | Jul 09 00 |
| Too much grease getting you down? Use magnetism instead. |
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| Dog Faces for Cats | | eehen | | Jul 09 00 |
| Chew wi' the best o' em |
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| Onion on a Spring | | eehen | | Jul 09 00 |
| gives perfect landing in the lap-basket |
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| Cheese Candles | | eehen | | Jul 09 00 |
| make light of supper |
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| Dalek Matadors | | eehen | | Jul 09 00 |
| save injury and death |
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| Self-Frying Eggs | | eehen | | Jul 10 00 |
| for those hot-pavement days when you've got no lard |
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| Portable Bernard Bresslaw | | kimble | | Jul 10 00 |
| Potential applications: unlimited (suggestions welcomed) |
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| Wallpaper for fishtanks | | ccaamgw | | Jul 10 00 |
| Brighten up the lives and increase the privacy of your goldfish - wallpaper their fishtanks! |
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| MP3 Phone | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 10 00 |
| Combined mobile phone/MP3 player |
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| Shag My Bird | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 10 00 |
| Blind Date, with added frisson of violence |
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| traffic agents | | hippo | | Jul 10 00 |
| Exploration of "what if?" scenarios in traffic. |
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| Light Bars | | leggless | | Jul 10 00 |
| targeted light, affecting alcohol consumption. |
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| Cinema / Movie Theatre Games Console | | ccaamgw | | Jul 10 00 |
| Entire audience at cinema / movie theatre play console game |
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| Win on National Lottery | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 10 00 |
| A foolproof method to win on the lottery every week |
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| Laser Lawnmower | | beauxeault | | Jul 10 00 |
| Cut with lasers rather than blades |
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| Porn on Demand | | dominus | | Jul 10 00 |
| Porn made to order to your specifications |
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| Anti-Claustrophobia elevator | | ccaamgw | | Jul 11 00 |
| Specially adapted lift for claustrophobics |
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| Meat flavoured ice-lollies | | ccaamgw | | Jul 11 00 |
| Savoury version of Ice-lollies |
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| Supermarket Tetris | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 11 00 |
| Tetris as the ideal simulator for check-out conveyors |
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| Golf spring | | rikbie | | Jul 11 00 |
| A golf hole that returns your ball |
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| Non-spill wine glass | | rikbie | | Jul 11 00 |
| No more red rings on the table cloth |
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| container design law | | hippo | | Jul 11 00 |
| Promote reuse of containers by mandating a limited set of container types |
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| Flower-Power Suit | | verobay | | Jul 11 00 |
| Put on the suit, and instant roses! |
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| Cruise Ship Charity | | beauxeault | | Jul 11 00 |
| Donate leftover food at poverty-stricken ports of call |
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| Message Rippling | | Eeyore | | Jul 11 00 |
| Bluetooth message passing. |
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| Halfbakery food | | RISK | | Jul 11 00 |
| Meal solution in 1 |
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| Square Meal Farm Animals | | eehen | | Jul 12 00 |
| Animals Modified to Contain Vegetables and Sweet Things |
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| CD Inventory Website | | blahginger | | Jul 12 00 |
| Website that helps you complile a list of your CD/Records |
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| Marital Status necklace | | ccaamgw | | Jul 12 00 |
| Determine a persons marital status without having to ask them |
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| Word Futures | | naveline | | Jul 12 00 |
| Patent entire families of words, then sell them to businesses who want to use the names for products |
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| Glance Direction Specs | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 12 00 |
| Spectacles which detect where you're looking |
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| USB LAN | | Vernon | | Jul 12 00 |
| Unfulfilled Potential |
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| wing mirror lawnmower | | Bice | | Jul 12 00 |
| To see oncoming lawnmowers |
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| Goo | | Uncle Nutsy | | Jul 12 00 |
| Astronaut food -- one step beyond! |
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| Disposable Pets | | Grym | | Jul 12 00 |
| Cut the high cost of a permanent pet |
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| Revolving Cat Flap | | tretchikoff | | Jul 12 00 |
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| Ticket Barrier Lane System | | ccaamgw | | Jul 12 00 |
| Speed up the throughput of passengers coming through ticket barriers |
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| A Matchbox Car Camera | | centauri | | Jul 12 00 |
| Inside perspective on toy car stunts. |
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| Functional Chopsticks | | eehen | | Jul 12 00 |
| Let's Not 'em Become Wee Planks |
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| Chess With Revels | | eehen | | Jul 13 00 |
| Chocolate Chess, albeit Debatable |
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| Waterfall shower | | FakeGreenDress | | Jul 13 00 |
| The beauty of nature.. right in your home! |
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| Sticky Shoes | | centauri | | Jul 13 00 |
| When fingers are too tedious and a vacuum won't fit. |
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| Inflatable Child Seat and Child | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 13 00 |
| End Illegal Parking Tow Away Misery |
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| Mobile Phone Sketches | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 13 00 |
| Performance Art with Mobile |
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| Networked Church Organs | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 13 00 |
| Play famous church organs remotely |
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| Body Polish | | verobay | | Jul 13 00 |
| Great for Halloween! |
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| Genomes 'R' Us | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 13 00 |
| Get your genome scanned |
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| u-turn signals | | duckman | | Jul 13 00 |
| turn signals to alert oncoming drivers that you are about to make a u-turn. |
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| Anony-me | | tretchikoff | | Jul 13 00 |
| Keep your identity a secret from those prying cameras! |
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| One-button climate control | | chimmyc | | Jul 14 00 |
| Opens all windows / opens sunroof / turns on A/C / etc. |
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| Endless Brew | | lbierman | | Jul 14 00 |
| Pop top at both ends. |
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| Pension Fund voting | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 14 00 |
| Pension fund members should vote at company AGM |
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| Thermo-chromic ovenware | | Skinny Rob | | Jul 14 00 |
| Cook can tell whether that oven dish is burning hot |
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| Royal Family Lottery | | ccaamgw | | Jul 14 00 |
| National lottery whereby winner gets member of royal family come round for tea |
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| Body Position Garment | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 14 00 |
| Wearable solution to body position sensing |
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| Drive-thru Food Court | | scosmi | | Jul 14 00 |
| Build malls with a road that goes underneath the food court and has lanes for the different restaurants' drive-thrus |
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| Conference call animator | | syost | | Jul 14 00 |
| Voice activated stuffed animal atop a conference call phone moves its mouth when callers talk. |
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| Goodwill Shipping | | beauxeault | | Jul 14 00 |
| Shippers donate their free space to charities |
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| Ad-funded house | | syost | | Jul 14 00 |
| Free house comes totally permeated with ads |
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| Face Wigs | | verobay | | Jul 14 00 |
| Fake Faces and Hair, Too! |
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| sanitary toenail clippers | | novamax | | Jul 14 00 |
| clip toenails the safe and clean way |
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| turn lights | | egnor | | Jul 14 00 |
| use yellow corner lights to indicate which way you're turning |
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| Bath Basher | | Smee | | Jul 14 00 |
| Stop kids knocking themselves out in the tub |
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| Alpine Cigarettes | | tretchikoff | | Jul 14 00 |
| The healthy alternative |
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| Baked & dumped ideas | | erik | | Jul 15 00 |
| Moving ideas that were baked and those that were dumped into separate sections |
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| Automatic Metallica MP3 CD Distributor | | Ander | | Jul 15 00 |
| A program that automatically downloads Metallica MP3s from the Net, burns CDs of them, then mails the CDs to random Metallica fans around the world. |
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| Player-Piano Broadcasts | | Ander | | Jul 15 00 |
| With a computer-operated player piano and a real-time hookup, people can experience virtual concerts. |
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| XML Quran | | ps | | Jul 15 00 |
| sell technical books to members of other faiths... |
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| fair stock car racing | | dominus | | Jul 15 00 |
| drivers are matched to identical cars at random |
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| Rear View Mirror Headgear | | naveline | | Jul 15 00 |
| Mounted mirror with arm that extends from hat |
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| Drink Additive Detector | | naveline | | Jul 15 00 |
| Small reactive strip that changes color in the presence of a drug when dipped in drink |
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| Vibrating/Auditory Carpal Tunnel Alarm | | naveline | | Jul 15 00 |
| Vibrating pad mounted to desk, chair that warns users of carpal tunnel/muscle injury risk |
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| Blood test "leeches" | | naveline | | Jul 15 00 |
| Electronic suckers bleed patients without needles. |
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| Bicyclist and Walker's Lane | | naveline | | Jul 15 00 |
| Fenced, sidewalk-like lane that follows the route of major highways |
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| Portable CD Player with MP3 Support | | mrkillboy | | Jul 15 00 |
| A portable CD player that supports CDs containing MP3s. |
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| Elevator Music While U Wait | | mrkillboy | | Jul 15 00 |
| Neural implant plays elevator music during time of anticipation. |
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| Mini golf safari park | | naveline | | Jul 15 00 |
| Mini golf park that is surrounded on all sides by fenced, free-roaming animals |
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| Mattress with Porno Slot | | mrkillboy | | Jul 15 00 |
| Mattress with slot for hiding pornography |
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| Passport Photo Overlays | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 15 00 |
| Make your passport photo look more like you |
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| Your Eyes Only Screen | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 15 00 |
| Only you can see what is on the screen |
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| CineSpa | | novamax | | Jul 15 00 |
| Work out and catch a flick |
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| Goodwill Address | | joyja | | Jul 15 00 |
| Address for the Homeless |
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| Stirring Microwave | | meow | | Jul 16 00 |
| Self-stirring appliance |
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| Steak Trousers | | eehen | | Jul 16 00 |
| The Most Sveldt (and potentially edible) Of All Pants |
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| Insectocutocar | | tretchikoff | | Jul 16 00 |
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| Worm Pipecleaners | | eehen | | Jul 16 00 |
| Ideal for Father's Day |
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| Cellular Relay | | travnew | | Jul 16 00 |
| Cellular packets are relayed to indoor/underground places |
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| HTML Tag Keyboard | | FakeGreenDress | | Jul 16 00 |
| Makes writing code less tedious. |
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| Crack Trees | | seldedr | | Jul 16 00 |
| Crack trees are the seeds from which a better society will sprout. |
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| colour remover | | houbi | | Jul 17 00 |
| turn pages black and white |
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| 4-Way Television | | redleader | | Jul 17 00 |
| Multi-viewer TV |
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| CMTV - Ceiling Mounted Television | | ccaamgw | | Jul 17 00 |
| Television mounted in ceiling enables viewing of TV programmes whilst lying on ones back |
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| Credentials Disk | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 17 00 |
| Why bother with smart cards? |
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| Halfbakery neutral icon | | Jim | | Jul 17 00 |
| To solve the "disappearing icon" problem |
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| Parallel Guillotine | | Mickey the Fish | | Jul 17 00 |
| Multiple decapitations with a single stroke |
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