| | Time Credits | | mrkillboy | | Sep 05 00 |
| | Universally accepted "spare time" refund credits. |
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| | Audio Lottery | | rayfo | | Sep 05 00 |
| | An audio version of the lottery scratch card. |
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| | Anti-Gawker shield | | IBBen | | Sep 05 00 |
| | Emergency workers should be heard, not seen |
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| | Logical US women's clothing sizes | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Size clothes according to the possible size of the wearer. |
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| | Vanity Light | | koz | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Be in the spotlight for a little while, for a price. |
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| | Car periscope | | PotatoStew | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Lost or unsure which way to go? Take a look around. |
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| | Lawn Twister | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| | More colorful than croquet. |
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| | Kevlar passementerie | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Doubly suitable for the Hessian cavalry. |
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| | Sales tax by atoms-to-zipcode | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| | The solution to e-business sales taxes. |
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| | Heat-sensible tar | | hello_c | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Bond albedo should vary inversely with temperature |
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| | "The Quickening" Rule | | mrkillboy | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Informing movie goers what to expect. |
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| | Goofing off | | mrthingy | | Sep 06 00 |
| | reward slacking |
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| | Tesla Pet Fence | | gthorlak | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Tesla Coil Renders Pet Unconcious if it leaves the yard |
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| | Toiletron | | hippo | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Toilet for the video game generation |
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| | Dynamic Crop Circles | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Life imitates life |
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| | Mystery Science Porno Theater | | mrthingy | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Sarcastic commentators crack wise about the onscreen action |
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| | Stutton Bickers | | rmutt | | Sep 06 00 |
| | Stickers giving visual cues to black-on-black buttons |
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| | Better Six-Packs | | centauri | | Sep 06 00 |
| | I mean, c'mon, it's the year 2000, man. |
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| | Stackable Bottles | | centauri | | Sep 06 00 |
| | You know. For kids. |
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| | Doughnut-shaped commuter mug | | IBBen | | Sep 07 00 |
| | The coffee mug that fits on your stickshift. |
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| | Ticket-taking sound effects | | syost | | Sep 07 00 |
| | Munching sound for ticket-swallowing machines. |
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| | Temperature Sensitive Paint | | IBBen | | Sep 07 00 |
| | Your car changes color in rain, snow, sun, etc. |
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| | Cigs that look and smell like marjuana | | Dreaming _Knight | | Sep 07 00 |
| | Try smokeing one at the foodcourt in a large mall. |
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| | Safety straw | | hello_c | | Sep 07 00 |
| | Pinches shut if liquid is too hot. |
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| | Free-format documents | | hippo | | Sep 07 00 |
| | Documents not tied to specific applications |
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| | Telekinesis in a Box | | mrkillboy | | Sep 07 00 |
| | Now you can be just like Carrie! |
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| | Advert Music Website | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 07 00 |
| | Tells you what the music on the ad was |
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| | 80's Cartoon Network | | mrkillboy | | Sep 07 00 |
| | All 80's cartoons, ALL THE TIME! |
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| | Mr. T | | mrkillboy | | Sep 07 00 |
| | An icon of the 80s RETURNS! |
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| | Super Cultivator | | Scott_D | | Sep 07 00 |
| | A use for surplus Russian tanks. |
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| | Anti Car-Sound-Effect Law | | andreamer | | Sep 07 00 |
| | Outlaw use of realistic car sound effects on the radio |
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| | Non-continuous public school | | hello_c | | Sep 08 00 |
| | Public provision of 13 years of school; stop or skip as convenient |
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| | Mr. T versus... | | mrkillboy | | Sep 08 00 |
| | Based on the internet sensation! |
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| | "Nail on" contact lenses | | jurgo | | Sep 08 00 |
| | Great for halloween |
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| | keyed decal | | thumbwax | | Sep 08 00 |
| | Makes car/ SUV exterior look like somebody keyed it |
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| | Fart art | | jurgo | | Sep 08 00 |
| | No brushes required |
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| | shouldhireme.com | | ing | | Sep 08 00 |
| | Targeted recruitment subdomains |
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| | "...Mary" Hair Gel | | mrkillboy | | Sep 08 00 |
| | "Is that...hair gel?" |
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| | Book Content Search | | syost | | Sep 08 00 |
| | Search books' contents online |
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| | Lifeless Limericks | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 08 00 |
| | Keep excitement out of poetry |
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| | New Curse Words | | dgeiser13 | | Sep 08 00 |
| | The obscenities and vulgarities currently in use are stale. |
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| | Fart Catheter | | wiml | | Sep 08 00 |
| | Discreetly disposes of unwanted gaseous emissions |
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| | The Church of No-Pants | | davros42 | | Sep 08 00 |
| | A fun, new religion |
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| | Drive-Thru Theaters for Bad Movies | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
| | You know it's a bomb, so you just keep driving. |
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| | Mustard Bottles | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
| | Why should just ketchup be hard to dispense? |
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| | Virtual Life Simulator | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
| | Simple device makes real life as interesting as the Internet |
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| | Biblical Mad-Libs | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
| | Why not? Christians have a sense of humor, right? |
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| | Combination Themepark Ghost-Ride and Tanning Salon | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
| | Save time, save money! |
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| | Marriage-Saving Halfbakery Shut-Off Device | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
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| | Social Insecurity Cards | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
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| | Straight Pride Parades | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
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| | Erasable, Non-Rewritable CDs | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
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| | Tranquilizer Coffee | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
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| | 'Alien' Brand Okra | | Ander | | Sep 09 00 |
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| | Tort Credits | | boris | | Sep 09 00 |
| | Reduce litigiousness by giving everyone a finite number of lawsuit "credits" |
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| | Recycling containers | | rayfo | | Sep 10 00 |
| | International building-block sizes required |
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| | Fund Transfer Standard | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 11 00 |
| | Standard EFT interface for the end user |
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| | A-Team: The movie | | PotatoStew | | Sep 12 00 |
| | "I love it when a big-screen adaptation comes together!" |
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| | SaniTower | | QuadAlpha | | Sep 12 00 |
| | Air Conditioner Cooling Tower Sanitation Device |
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| | Fake loud headphones | | Fishead | | Sep 12 00 |
| | Simulate loud music when you can really hear everything around you. |
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| | The Pangs Of Aphasia | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 12 00 |
| | Victorian novel where all the female characters are named after medical conditions and procedures. |
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| | Underwear colony | | mrthingy | | Sep 12 00 |
| | Underwear is natural and nothing to be ashamed of |
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| | High Level Vote Tabulation | | absterge | | Sep 12 00 |
| | By category and for the whole of HB. |
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| | GPS Homing Pigeons | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 12 00 |
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| | Parabolic Microphone Pen | | centauri | | Sep 12 00 |
| | It can pick a whisper out of a crowded room - and it writes! |
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| | Glowing Mug | | enveekaa | | Sep 12 00 |
| | A Mug that glows just a little bit. |
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| | Disease Collection | | Detly | | Sep 13 00 |
| | Collect viruses/diseases/etc, and wait until they become rare. Then sell. |
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| | Cut 'n' Paste Pen | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 13 00 |
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| | seeing eye hamster | | monty | | Sep 13 00 |
| | seeing eye hamster |
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| | odorless running shoes | | monty | | Sep 13 00 |
| | use built-in bacteria to eat away oder in running shoes |
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| | sell this site on ebay | | monty | | Sep 13 00 |
| | auction, make money, retire |
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| | Global Disaster Kits | | rayfo | | Sep 13 00 |
| | A suitable item for infomercial selling? |
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| | Mental Illness Indicating Clothing | | mrthingy | | Sep 13 00 |
| | Helps social service agencies identify those in need of psychiatric treatment. |
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| | Sim Evil | | centauri | | Sep 13 00 |
| | Be the greatest criminal mind of our time. |
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| | "I'm all grown now!" Clothes | | reensure | | Sep 13 00 |
| | Conserve fabrics/ control population with these never handed down clothes. |
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| | Floating shelves | | PotatoStew | | Sep 14 00 |
| | For storage in flood-prone basements |
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| | Speak in Haiku | | blahginger | | Sep 14 00 |
| | Bring poerty to your everyday conversations |
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| | Electric Death Ray | | AfroAssault | | Sep 14 00 |
| | Kills people |
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| | the ALL PURPOSE resume | | julien | | Sep 14 00 |
| | On a "real life resume" you're a Jack of all trades |
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| | Stereoscopic Upholstery | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 14 00 |
| | Make public transport more visually entertaining |
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| | Cooling quilt | | arghblah | | Sep 14 00 |
| | It's cheaper than running the air conditioner! |
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| | Ping Pong Reservoir | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 14 00 |
| | Cut down on evaporation with ping pong balls |
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| | Disaster Poetry | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 14 00 |
| | Commemorate national tragedies in verse |
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| | Suppress Your Sex Drive: Get More Things Done! | | dgeiser13 | | Sep 14 00 |
| | It's much easier to be productive when your're not preoccupied with sex. |
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| | Education Reform With Teeth | | boris | | Sep 15 00 |
| | Let's quit mollycoddling the lil' b******s |
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| | Pay Public for Opinion | | enveekaa | | Sep 15 00 |
| | Pay Public for there Opinion |
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| | pavlov and the vc | | zugster | | Sep 15 00 |
| | pavlov for the venture capitalist |
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| | Double Ended Toothpaste Tube | | Mickey the Fish | | Sep 15 00 |
| | Empty the divorce courts |
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| | Exploding couch | | AfroAssault | | Sep 15 00 |
| | The ultimate whoopie cushion |
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| | Piezo shoes | | rayfo | | Sep 15 00 |
| | Can walking generate useful power? |
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| | Climate Control Clothing | | Jack | | Sep 15 00 |
| | Self-adjusting insulation to make sure you stay comfy |
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| | Standardized pay point terminals | | arghblah | | Sep 15 00 |
| | Make them all the same! |
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| | Elected Official Campaigning Revamped | | pixel | | Sep 15 00 |
| | Have Experience, will travel. |
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| | No taxes | | davros42 | | Sep 15 00 |
| | No more taxes for you! |
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| | Qualified Magazine Club | | rmutt | | Sep 16 00 |
| | Get a fascinating assortment of trade rags for free. |
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| | ConstantCrypto | | GeneticCrypto | | Sep 16 00 |
| | Low-bandwidth, always-on, peer2peer, crypto channel |
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| | TV Commentator Mute | | thumbwax | | Sep 16 00 |
| | Shuts 'em up |
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| | Countdown to Go signals | | thumbwax | | Sep 16 00 |
| | 10-9-8... |
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| | GUBOID | | GeneticCrypto | | Sep 16 00 |
| | Globally Unique Binary Object ID |
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| | Halfbakery Collaborators | | GeneticCrypto | | Sep 17 00 |
| | Let the best half-baked ideas spawn private collaborator channels |
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