| telephone proximity detector | | slancaster | | May 04 01 |
| stops ringing, justs as you're about to pick up |
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| Growable Playground | | Bedford Van | | May 04 01 |
| The toy that grows with your child! |
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| Fastload from HDD | | CasaLoco | | May 04 01 |
| Fill RAM direct from a image file at Boot-Up. |
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| Database of everything | | globaltourniquet | | May 04 01 |
| Now you _can_ compare apples to oranges, with an object-oriented database of everything |
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| Cow Suit | | thumbwax | | May 05 01 |
| When the Rough get Going... Put them out to Pasture |
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| Personal toilet seat covers | | melanerpes | | May 05 01 |
| Paste them on before leaving home |
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| The backside zipper | | globaltourniquet | | May 05 01 |
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| Nightclub lighthouse | | lubbit | | May 05 01 |
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| Smart batteries | | lubbit | | May 05 01 |
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| Fourier goggles | | lubbit | | May 05 01 |
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| Criminal Big Brother | | rjo666 | | May 05 01 |
| A gruesome twist on the Big Brother format |
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| Muffler | | [ sctld ] | | May 05 01 |
| A Muffler for your Dyson |
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| Glove-mouse | | rjo666 | | May 05 01 |
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| Public Toilet Door Advertising | | rjo666 | | May 05 01 |
| Never do that again... Dia-Stop, at most good chemists now. |
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| Transparent-Walled Public Restroom Stalls | | dgeiser13 | | May 05 01 |
| Maybe this would keep people from defiling our public restrooms. |
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| "Real" Fire Hydrants | | dgeiser13 | | May 05 01 |
| Fire dispensers for use by emergency personnel. |
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| Mighty Mite Man | | bud | | May 05 01 |
| NOBODY cares about the little housemites.... NO-ONE! |
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| Dancing Tie | | bud | | May 05 01 |
| Push the button on the back and it becomes a Dancing Tie! |
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| Halfbakery via Gopher | | dgeiser13 | | May 05 01 |
| Gopher Interface for Halfbakery |
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| non-stick coaster | | Egbert Chucklebutty | | May 05 01 |
| Avoids embarrassing drinking accidents |
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| The Waiter Game | | benfrost | | May 06 01 |
| Hours of Restaurant Fun |
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| e-book porn | | ping | | May 06 01 |
| Finally, a good application for e-books. |
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| Adventure/Action FPS | | fakhard2000 | | May 06 01 |
| Have no fear |
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| Ugly Pride | | acb | | May 06 01 |
| Mingers of the world, unite |
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| Baby Box | | smatheis | | May 06 01 |
| Clean, efficient, and user-friendly child-rearing. |
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| Ozone Layer Fixer | | dekoi | | May 06 01 |
| kill two birds with one stone |
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| Grope Soap on a Rope | | mrnesbit | | May 07 01 |
| It helps make things happen |
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| ratingscale | | weihwa | | May 07 01 |
| Two-dimensional rating scale |
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| Rant To Idea Helper (RTIH) | | iuvare | | May 08 01 |
| An electronic Elements of Style plugin for Halfbakers. |
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| Instant drinks | | gz | | May 08 01 |
| one tablet, and you have coke, cordial, tea, coffee, ... |
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| RollerWeddings | | Ivy | | May 08 01 |
| Make your special day just that little more special. |
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| Cuckoo Function on Mobiles/Pagers | | Ivy | | May 08 01 |
| A Physical reminder that your Mobile needs switching to silent. |
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| filo-pastry-fax | | slancaster | | May 08 01 |
| a diary product |
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| Intestinal Flue | | dgeiser13 | | May 08 01 |
| Use methane to make beautiful music. |
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| electro cut out | | hypnodisk | | May 08 01 |
| When in a crash a small part of the car will automatically cut out the engine |
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| landscape of eugenics | | futurebird | | May 08 01 |
| art idea |
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| bread calculator | | futurebird | | May 09 01 |
| Comprehensive Theory of Bread |
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| Bowling Blinkers | | Bedford Van | | May 09 01 |
| No more sideways distractions help you strike everytime! |
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| air plankton extractor | | slancaster | | May 09 01 |
| no more hunger pangs |
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| Halfbakery Users Limericks | | goff | | May 09 01 |
| Write something witty, and find out what other people think of you |
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| high heeled socks | | slancaster | | May 09 01 |
| the only way to keep in step with fashion |
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| OE:mail | | [ sctld ] | | May 09 01 |
| e-mail for the office |
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| HB Auto-Google | | globaltourniquet | | May 09 01 |
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| Arrest the Queen | | dekoi | | May 09 01 |
| Get the queen done (arrested) |
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| Hard Hat World | | rmutt | | May 09 01 |
| Disneyland with serious power tools. |
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| Garden Noam | | grackle | | May 10 01 |
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| ultimate PDA | | fleasting | | May 10 01 |
| every handheld device ever made rolled up into one |
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| human honey | | slancaster | | May 10 01 |
| a non-artificial sweetner |
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| Universal Chinese | | st3f | | May 10 01 |
| Use Chinese pictograms as the written form of other languages |
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| inflatable earth | | slancaster | | May 10 01 |
| the solution to the world's real estate problem |
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| Variable-angle eject toaster | | ilawrow | | May 10 01 |
| Launches toast directly onto your plate |
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| 4-eyes | | salmon | | May 10 01 |
| More is better, right? |
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| White Noise Ear Plugs | | acb | | May 10 01 |
| Keep them in your pocket in case of bad piped music. |
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| Anger Managment Horn | | sin | | May 10 01 |
| A directly reverse proportional horn |
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| Raise Gas Tax in US | | CasaLoco | | May 10 01 |
| Pay off the national debt AND get greener. |
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| Anger Management Horn | | sin | | May 10 01 |
| A directly reverse proportional horn |
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| Pez Pill Dispenser | | rmutt | | May 10 01 |
| Portable pills in a cartridge |
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| night golf | | fleasting | | May 10 01 |
| play golf in the dark |
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| Cell Phoven | | [ sctld ] | | May 10 01 |
| A Cell Phone/Microwave Oven |
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| Shoulder perch for koi | | melanerpes | | May 11 01 |
| Take your fish for a walk |
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| Sound proofing for people who live near train stations | | johnny_smooth | | May 11 01 |
| Train timetable programmed sound proofing shield |
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| inflatable guitar | | grackle | | May 11 01 |
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| Save your knuckles! | | grackle | | May 11 01 |
| One size fits all knuckle protectors for the pointer and middle finger. |
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| Coloured Roads | | gardnose | | May 11 01 |
| Paint roads to match road map colours |
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| towel wine | | slancaster | | May 11 01 |
| a delicious tonic & a dry towel! |
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| Smiley Keyboard | | gardnose | | May 11 01 |
| Extra keys with smiley buttons on them |
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| Self lighting cigarettes | | gardnose | | May 11 01 |
| Cigarettes that light like matches |
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| Engine Cranking Fluorescent Light Retrofit | | Amishman35 | | May 11 01 |
| Car starting sound effects for fluorescent lights. |
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| Burger King Incense | | Amishman35 | | May 11 01 |
| Make your house smell like Burger King |
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| Germicidal self-defense light | | Amishman35 | | May 11 01 |
| Give them a sunburn they'll never forget. |
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| A Standard for Demagogues | | beauxeault | | May 11 01 |
| Raise the bar for those who would subvert rational analysis |
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| Quake Survivor | | fleasting | | May 11 01 |
| last one left alive gets the dough |
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| Sandpaper Slacks | | grackle | | May 11 01 |
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| Self-composting ATM receipts | | grackle | | May 11 01 |
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| Scratch and sniff crotch decals | | grackle | | May 12 01 |
| For the house-bound dog. |
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| Morphing photos | | grackle | | May 12 01 |
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| Hating Wall, Public | | deacon | | May 12 01 |
| Get out your frustrations here, rather than on each other. |
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| Wine Patch | | bobzaguy | | May 12 01 |
| Stick it on to reduce/stop consumption |
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| See through scalp | | grackle | | May 12 01 |
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| Tape with no start | | grackle | | May 12 01 |
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| Over-parking | | rayfo | | May 12 01 |
| A simple deterrent? |
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| Ambiguous Newscasts | | Dog Ed | | May 12 01 |
| Ambiguous bulletins insure news agencies leave their options open |
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| What do they mean? | | Snippity | | May 13 01 |
| Find out what really happened |
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| Wireless Ear Piece | | andrewggrant | | May 13 01 |
| Get rid of the cable between the headset and the cell phone... |
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| Theme for a book | | rayfo | | May 13 01 |
| Suggestion to authors |
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| Most Debated 10 | | nick_n_uit | | May 13 01 |
| The 10 ideas which have gotten the most votes. |
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| Rabbit eating daffodill | | fred the fairy | | May 13 01 |
| Geneticly engineer a daffodill that will eat rabbits (rats, guinipigs, mice, william hauge and other vermin) |
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| visible named anchors | | egnor | | May 14 01 |
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| homemade coal | | slancaster | | May 14 01 |
| where there's muck there's brass |
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| Multiheaded CD-ROM | | st3f | | May 14 01 |
| (or DVD-ROM or Hard Drive - take your pick) |
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| Hand-Stamp Buffet | | cloaked!stoat | | May 14 01 |
| All you can eat, all day. |
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| Weekly Elections | | deacon | | May 14 01 |
| We have the technology. We can rebuild the body politic. |
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| TP odometer | | bobzaguy | | May 14 01 |
| Set it and forget it! To know how many more sheet are left. |
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| Voting Age: Zero | | deacon | | May 14 01 |
| It can't get any more surreal than it already is. |
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| Chair pants | | PotatoStew | | May 14 01 |
| Handy for gardening and other chores |
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| Graffiti Paint Can w/Spellcheck | | bobzaguy | | May 14 01 |
| For graffiti artists who simply can't spell. |
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| Pedant's Phone | | beauxeault | | May 14 01 |
| Automatically makes the caller perfectly literate. |
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| own2rent | | strider | | May 14 01 |
| mortgage that acts like rent with tax advantage of ownership |
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| AOL CD Launcher | | Half-baked D@nish | | May 14 01 |
| No, not TOTALLY useless... |
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| 360-degree vision | | Half-baked D@nish | | May 14 01 |
| I am the All-Seeing. |
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