| | Semi-Domesticated Boar Disposal System | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | A boar is a kind of hog that will eat your food scraps |
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| | Tipuét | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | This is possible under existing technology. |
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| | Tonicstring© Bodyfloss | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Thread yourself by passing a 30ft Tonicstring© through your digestive tract |
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| | fragger virus | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | begins harmlessly fragging the user's drive |
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| | valve stems | | ronbo | | Feb 07 01 |
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| | Marasquitos | | bristolz | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Marasquitos. The Maraschino Cherries With A Bite! |
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| | Pet Translator | | trentd | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Your pet will now talk to you as never before |
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| | Back Alley Brown Rice Hell Hole | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Organic cuisine for crack adicts and connoisseurs alike |
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| | Cocoa Dust Pixie Stix(tm) | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Instead of mere sour sugar, pure cocoa dust |
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| | Disposable Rolex | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | The look of a Rolex, the value of a Swatch |
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| | Nose Picker | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Just like a back scratcher except it's for your nose. |
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| | Roasted chestnuts citywide | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
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| | Make McDonald's Employees Smile | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | The smile is in their advertising but not on their pouty faces. |
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| | Is Seattle's Best Coffee really Seattle's Best Coffee? | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Let's all find out. |
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| | 8 months in a year | | Susen | | Feb 08 01 |
| | ....and five free days of fun! |
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| | An online barber | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Click click, snip snip |
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| | Ultrasonic Knife | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Tenderizes and destroys while you cut |
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| | School tax laws... | | Susen | | Feb 08 01 |
| | ....tax people by the number of children they have... |
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| | WhoreFinder | | adm | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Locates whores in local area. |
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| | Shorten the White House lawn | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | It's too expansive |
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| | Chess Skateboard | | yam | | Feb 08 01 |
| | A skateboard that doubles as a chess board! |
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| | Disposable Designer Mu-Mus | | darth_smoothies | | Feb 08 01 |
| | For the person who doesnt want to sacrifice comfort for style... |
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| | Egg Launcher | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Bike-based contraption launches eggs at passing houses, people or cars |
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| | Start asking the Homeless for Money | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | A twist of events for victims of today's economic downturn |
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| | New Deodorants | | gilligan | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Why smell like musk when you can smell like fresh muffins? |
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| | Preening Shrimp | | galactus | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Air-breathing preening shrimp |
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| | Boiler-therm | | iain2 | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Aids the procurement of non-boilers |
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| | Autonomous PeterSealy Machine | | macm | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Cut that long wait for the first annotation... |
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| | band-aids for non-whiteys | | gnormal | | Feb 09 01 |
| | black, brown, tan, very pale, and red (for our native american friends) |
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| | Sport Lotteries | | Susen | | Feb 10 01 |
| | ....have a chance to get some money at the game.... |
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| | The Weekender | | weenween | | Feb 10 01 |
| | Full fashion flexibility in one-piece jumper for entire weekend |
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| | asymmetric beards | | gnormal | | Feb 10 01 |
| | not even punk rockers have one! |
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| | Waterproof Banjo-Ukulele | | macm | | Feb 10 01 |
| | For singing those Music Hall favourites in the shower. |
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| | Real Golf?? | | coaster | | Feb 10 01 |
| | Make pros play real golf |
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| | Phony Fishing | | coaster | | Feb 11 01 |
| | Give fish a means to catch people |
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| | Automatic Pigeon Gun-turrets | | macm | | Feb 11 01 |
| | Effective Pest Control. |
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| | Marihuana smoke smuggling | | fisk | | Feb 11 01 |
| | Marihuana smoke smuggling |
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| | Gills for people | | PotatoStew | | Feb 12 01 |
| | Just another organ transplant? |
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| | Perpetual Beer Machine | | weenween | | Feb 12 01 |
| | No more pesky trips to the liquor store |
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| | Grenades for Everyone | | dsm | | Feb 12 01 |
| | Every citizen is handed one Hand-Grenade upon attaining majority. |
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| | All-Volunteer War | | dsm | | Feb 12 01 |
| | Maintain a permanently-running war somewhere, for enthusiasts only. |
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| | Glen Noctis | | dean | | Feb 13 01 |
| | "Scotch" whisky made on Mars (e.g. Noctis Labyrinthis) |
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| | portable magic speech printer | | gnormal | | Feb 13 01 |
| | AD-to-DA converter converts speech to text and prints it |
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| | Anti-Gross Chip | | coaster | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Chip eliminates gross stuff from TV during dinner hour |
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| | Adjustable "try-on" suits | | supercat | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Allow people to see how non-size-40 men look in a particular suit |
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| | Scent Vial Giveaways | | Monkfish | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Smell the past. |
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| | TV Clicker | | adp | | Feb 13 01 |
| | A device that connects to your TV that allow you to find out more about a person or object in a movie, show, etc. |
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| | UHF Camera | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | A small camera that can be viewed on any TV in the house without cables. |
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| | PC console | | adp | | Feb 13 01 |
| | A video game console that play all PC games |
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| | Nintendo CD | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | A CD-ROM drive the size of an NES cartridge. |
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| | Drawer Load Record Player | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Open the drawer, drop the record in, and push buttons for tracks. |
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| | 220 Volt Electric Vacuum Toilet | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Extreme flushes. |
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| | One D Battery Outlet | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Run low-wattage 120VAC appliances off of one D battery. |
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| | The Ad Gap Channel | | mrkillboy | | Feb 14 01 |
| | Alternate entertainment when the commercials come on. |
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| | X-ray specs for consumer products | | gnormal | | Feb 14 01 |
| | scan the upc barcode with your handheld to expose product's un-healthy side |
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| | Prayer-Talkie | | gnormal | | Feb 14 01 |
| | a single walkie-talkie you pray into. (God has the other.) |
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| | small FreePower! electrical devices | | gnormal | | Feb 14 01 |
| | no batteries. no cords. they run forever. Tipuet. |
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| | Speaking Shoes | | manic | | Feb 14 01 |
| | Say 'Left' or 'Right' with each step |
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| | Liar's Day | | DrBob | | Feb 14 01 |
| | A Celebration of Humanity's Finest Skill |
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| | Artificial Muscle | | Taunton | | Feb 14 01 |
| | Electrify and it conracts |
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| | Bible Code Diplomacy | | danrue | | Feb 14 01 |
| | Evangelical Interactive Role-Playing Game |
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| | Mercury Polo | | Wes | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Water Polo, but played in a pool of Hg |
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| | Circumonitor light | | absterge | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Is a cave still a cave if it is well lit? |
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| | Green-banana candy | | absterge | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Enigma in your mouth |
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| | Music QoS | | goodie | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Improves your MP3 quality |
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| | Maglev Rail Ferry | | amadeus | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Highspeed overland car ferries |
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| | sleep phone | | technobadger | | Feb 15 01 |
| | phone someone without interrupting them |
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| | joint hair salon/electronics retailer | | technobadger | | Feb 15 01 |
| | while you wait... |
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| | F.O.A.D. Button | | macm | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Let your computer know exactly what you think of it. |
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| | Active Networking | | dnm | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Packets that think. |
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| | backlit keyboard | | gnormal | | Feb 15 01 |
| | so you can use your laptop in the dark. |
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| | edible silica gel | | gnormal | | Feb 15 01 |
| | relax everyone. it's edible. |
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| | Out-of-season Merchandise | | coaster | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Merchandising stuff that is out-of-season |
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| | Colored Tipped Cigarette | | Amishman35 | | Feb 15 01 |
| | There are already colored-flame candles, why not colored cigarettes? |
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| | Car Noises Music CD | | Amishman35 | | Feb 15 01 |
| | A normal music CD with the sounds of a car falling apart mixed in. |
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| | Simulated Car Seat | | centauri | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Better than an automatic swing. |
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| | high beam sensors | | peace_2u4uraqt | | Feb 15 01 |
| | turns off other cars' highbeams so they don't blind you. |
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| | HugeChurch | | Amishman35 | | Feb 15 01 |
| | A church the size of the Providence Place Mall, with an LED TV screen. |
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| | self-explanatory idea names | | gnormal | | Feb 15 01 |
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| | anonymous dinner benefactor | | gnormal | | Feb 16 01 |
| | new improved custom where diners know who's getting the check _before_ ordering |
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| | legalized voluntary topless bartendressing | | gnormal | | Feb 16 01 |
| | "hey- how ya doin. what can i getcha?" |
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| | Anti-tailgating device | | insaneray | | Feb 16 01 |
| | Punish those who follow you too closely |
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| | Catapult to Work | | DrBob | | Feb 16 01 |
| | Avoid traffic jams. Fly to work. |
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| | Docu-drama: Casper the Friendly Ghost | | amjenni | | Feb 16 01 |
| | An expose on the secret life Casper lived. |
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| | Emotional Deactivator | | dsm | | Feb 16 01 |
| | Attain mental equilibrium at the push of a button. |
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| | Virtual Violent Crime | | dsm | | Feb 16 01 |
| | A computer "game" that simulates various crimes with great detail. |
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| | human pelt | | gnormal | | Feb 16 01 |
| | photos of entire body suface area displayed on 2d surface |
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| | precious leaves | | gnormal | | Feb 17 01 |
| | manufacture sentimental value. sell for profit. |
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| | online database of bike trails | | futurebird | | Feb 17 01 |
| | like yahoo maps but for bikes |
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| | shared browser histories for friends | | futurebird | | Feb 17 01 |
| | browser history sharing network |
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| | live tiger (keeps you running) | | futurebird | | Feb 17 01 |
| | giving you something to run for |
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| | Energy Saver:) | | mhh5 | | Feb 17 01 |
| | A Clapper-Like Device For Everything... |
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| | organic, responsive, bioengineered sidewalk | | futurebird | | Feb 17 01 |
| | paths and roads where they are needed |
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| | External Gear & Rev Display | | Mung | | Feb 17 01 |
| | Externally mounted Gear Ratio display and Tachometer |
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| | GameBoy | | gnormal | | Feb 17 01 |
| | cheerfully lends a quick small hand for the good of the village |
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| | peculiar low-tech trap | | gnormal | | Feb 17 01 |
| | stick a croissant under a box, tilted up on one side by a stick. pull a string tied to the stick when quarry bites. smart prey would quietly vote for the trap and then step safely off to the side. |
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| | Dial-An-Astronomer | | krevis | | Feb 19 01 |
| | What's that bright thing to the right of Orion? |
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| | Brake Light Belter | | iain2 | | Feb 19 01 |
| | Variable intensity light |
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| | translation exchange | | futurebird | | Feb 19 01 |
| | slightly better than babblefish |
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| | old fashioned cellphone | | futurebird | | Feb 19 01 |
| | if you can't win at smaller is better, go big |
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