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 Freestyle Restaurant  thantox  Apr 05 01 
 Restaurant attached to grocery chain store - no menu. 
 
 Peer Humiliation Camp  homunculus  Apr 05 01 
 A "retreat" for those needing a little reality slap 
 
 Car phone airbag  homunculus  Apr 05 01 
 A little extra potential padding for the noggin - just in case! 
 
 Misfortune cookies  homunculus  Apr 05 01 
 It's time to make a good fortune not a given 
 
 Cat Community Network  Aristotle  Apr 05 01 
 Use cats to pass messages and solve problems in your local community. 
 
 password book  pinkstar  Apr 05 01 
 a notebook for passwords, very similar to an address book 
 
 heart guard  pinkstar  Apr 05 01 
 prevents/mends broken hearts 
 
 way to a better memory?  chimpboy  Apr 05 01 
 a "twist" on the familiar memory/concentration game? 
 
 Speech Autocorrect  baby_steffee  Apr 05 01 
 to tell people what you really want to say 
 
 1/2 size golf courses  procrastinator  Apr 05 01 
 instead of having 18 different courses, have 9 courses with tee and green on the both end of each fairway. 
 
 Palm SW  lancer  Apr 05 01 
 Speech SW/module for PDA ebooks 
 
 50-Minute Mondays  1percent  Apr 06 01 
 Your shrink can do it; why can't you? 
 
 EMF laser  nick_n_uit  Apr 06 01 
 Like EMR bombs, only more concentrated. 
 
 Electronic Parking Reservation System  gjlee  Apr 06 01 
 Search for and reserve a parking space before you leave the house 
 
 forced quit juke box  chimpboy  Apr 06 01 
 over ride option for pub jukebox 
 
 bathroom smell-o-meter  mihali  Apr 06 01 
 be forewarned... 
 
 Church of Virtual Reality  rbrand71  Apr 06 01 
 Lets face it - the world is not real! 
 
 Video-link to office alarm clock  thantox  Apr 06 01 
 "Thantox? Is that you? Better get in real soon - the Japs'll be here any minute." 
 
 kettle with in-water thermostat  Did I say that  Apr 06 01 
 Put the thermostat of a kettle in the water 
 
 Feelgood Flu  solomungus  Apr 06 01 
 Bioengineered variant of influenza/cold virus which makes you feel great 
 
 Forget device  baby_steffee  Apr 06 01 
 to make you forget a good book, TV episode, film 
 
 Seeing in slow motion  thantox  Apr 06 01 
 but moving fast 
 
 Not salt: Not cocaine.  thantox  Apr 06 01 
 Seasoning for a brave new world. 
 
 Character Sanity Index  kitsune  Apr 06 01 
 A ticker characters can look at during a tragedy to determine how crazy the the lead character is. 
 
 Red Missile Parade IC Piss-Take  thantox  Apr 06 01 
 Reds have missile parade day - Blues take the piss 
 
 Airline passenger anti-knee-crush device  rmutt  Apr 06 01 
 Stops cattle-class knee injury from inconsiderate forward passengers. 
 
 ceiling robot  technobadger  Apr 06 01 
 on the ceiling 
 
 half baked baked world  technobadger  Apr 06 01 
 to put them into action in a different way 
 
 pen-on-a-string  baby_steffee  Apr 07 01 
 like they have for kiddies gloves 
 
 Is it a good time to phone?  baby_steffee  Apr 07 01 
 it's rude to interrupt 
 
 MAGLEV casters  nick_n_uit  Apr 07 01 
 caster wheel improved with magnets. 
 
 Destruct-O-Chron  FireMop  Apr 07 01 
 Because Some Things Should Die When You Do 
 
 Landing Vote System  thantox  Apr 07 01 
 Airline passengers instantly score pilot's landing. 
 
 unbeddable fortune cookies  djymm  Apr 07 01 
 Fortunes that resist being augmented in bed. 
 
 Glazed Eyes  lewisgirl  Apr 07 01 
 You are so dull I've lost focus on you... 
 
 webbed fingernails  barlow  Apr 07 01 
 nail colour at the click of a button 
 
 Maglev skating  StarChaser  Apr 07 01 
 Magnetic gliding indoors. 
 
 American Excess  riposte  Apr 07 01 
 The credit card with built-in tip 
 
 Universal Parking Permit  acb  Apr 07 01 
 Park anywhere, anytime with this nifty gadget. 
 
 WWW tangential-browsing reminder  blevin  Apr 07 01 
 browswer add-on that reminds users to stop wasting their time 
 
 "Faster" Roads  AfroAssault  Apr 07 01 
 Feel like Batman! 
 
 lion eating contests  panthaz paradise  Apr 07 01 
 eat or be eaten, only the maddest survive 
 
 stealth trainers  panthaz paradise  Apr 07 01 
 or if you are in america, sneakers (literally) 
 
 reactive hair gel  panthaz paradise  Apr 07 01 
 for bad hair days, just take your time 
 
 Self Cleaning  JoshW  Apr 07 01 
 A self cleaning loo 
 
 Exploding Shakespeare  AfroAssault  Apr 07 01 
 Hell, I'd watch it 
 
 What the Hell is Wrong With My Computer  AfroAssault  Apr 07 01 
 Tells you what the hell is wrong with your computer 
 
 halfbakery addiction - detox  mihali  Apr 07 01 
 for people like me 
 
 Have You Seen My Dog?  benfrost  Apr 08 01 
 Hours of Pet Fun 
 
 4 day working week  solomungus  Apr 08 01 
 er... 3 day weekend, need I say more? 
 
 Disposable Guns  acb  Apr 08 01 
 The marriage of two American obsessions 
 
 yellow pages that list store hours  nick_n_uit  Apr 08 01 
 yellow pages that list store hours 
 
 flaming golf balls  nick_n_uit  Apr 08 01 
 now the ball's really on fire. 
 
 filling  Cez  Apr 08 01 
 a breath freshening filling 
 
 Toast Text Messaging  hippo  Apr 09 01 
 Weather forecasts and text messages on toast 
 
 Expandable Car  suninkid  Apr 09 01 
 Expandable car, so you never have to carry empty seats 
 
 electricity  Icarus  Apr 09 01 
 producing power in space 
 
 FIFO wash kit  lee  Apr 09 01 
 A personal wash/shaving kit bag where you can find what you need 
 
 flowers  a_conatzer  Apr 09 01 
 memorial wreaths with lights 
 
 Speeding: catch up  gd  Apr 09 01 
 Go as fast as you can until you catch up to the next car 
 
 Garden Dustpan  Rusty  Apr 09 01 
 Garden Dustpan 
 
 Pedestrian brake lights  Did I say that  Apr 09 01 
 Brake lights for pedestrians 
 
 Repelling dust  Icarus  Apr 09 01 
 Repeling dust from objects 
 
 Phone proxy  kitsune  Apr 10 01 
 Your recorded voice saying "Yes, Mom", "uh-uh", etc. 
 
 FREE cell phone service  andrewkorbel  Apr 10 01 
 Sell your soul for free talk time! 
 
 Personal Mute  centauri  Apr 10 01 
 Talk to others and yourself without disturbing others or being overheard 
 
 Strobe lights wired to horn  andrewkorbel  Apr 10 01 
 Make you car heard AND seen in an emergency. 
 
 Inflatable fist  c-chris-c  Apr 10 01 
 for the man with low sexual aspirations 
 
 Smart alarm clock  andrewkorbel  Apr 10 01 
 Alarm clock knows when you are in REM sleep. 
 
 Toe-operated Bath Taps  riposte  Apr 10 01 
 Lay back and relax... 
 
 Self Healing Bullet-proof Vest  davmac  Apr 10 01 
 Kevlar vest with 'dilatant' mixture breast and back plates 
 
 Dinner and A Movie  DreamGoddess  Apr 10 01 
 Don't even have to leave the house. 
 
 Leaf Blower Garage Band  1percent  Apr 10 01 
 It's got to be better than Britney Spears. 
 
 Bootable DVD movies  acb  Apr 10 01 
 Add usability to DVDs for little cost 
 
 Football Rules  baddmonkey  Apr 11 01 
 Down wherever the ball stops at end of play. 
 
 Custard Cult  Aristotle  Apr 11 01 
 A Cult Designed to soak up potential Cult Members. 
 
 Frankenstein's Sandwich  chimpboy  Apr 11 01 
 Novelty food for more interesting munchies. 
 
 Kama Sutra for single men  davmac  Apr 11 01 
 A lot has been written to spice up couples sex lives, but what about the single male? 
 
 Guerrilla Halfbakers  beauxeault  Apr 11 01 
 Baking a new world vision 
 
 MP3 breeding  aj  Apr 11 01 
 Make a new song by combining two other songs 
 
 Bright Idea Hat  Dog Ed  Apr 11 01 
 Lets people see who's really thinking and who's just talking 
 
 Packet switched elevator  mgrant  Apr 11 01 
 Packet switching applied to the elevator 
 
 Flashing Ink  mgrant  Apr 11 01 
 Ink which disapears and reappears 
 
 Digital 3D Camera  mgrant  Apr 11 01 
 Take a photo and create a virtual view 
 
 Hangover IV  rmutt  Apr 12 01 
 The quick sure cure 
 
 Rock Music Riff Catalog  rmutt  Apr 12 01 
 Saves time: no need to listen, look it up. 
 
 Black & White: The Post-Apocalyptic Expansion  mrkillboy  Apr 12 01 
 Nothing creates fear like a giant cow shooting lasers from his eyes. 
 
 Fictional Universe Studies  mrkillboy  Apr 12 01 
 Finding out what makes that world tick. 
 
 La Tour de France  mgrant  Apr 12 01 
 Tallest tower ever 
 
 Enhanced Brake lights  gz  Apr 12 01 
 Extra car brake lights can help us with learner drivers 
 
 Trans-Oceanic Tunnel  mgrant  Apr 12 01 
 High Speed Train Tunnel for ocean travel 
 
 Easy International Dialing  mgrant  Apr 12 01 
 A world wide international numbering plan 
 
 Oil  Rhinus  Apr 12 01 
 Bury the dead in the oceans to produce more natural oil 
 
 nonblue toilet bowl bluer  gnormal  Apr 12 01 
 tired of blue. arent you? 
 
 Play around with Unix  GusLacerda  Apr 12 01 
  
 
 Rent a Family  Susen  Apr 12 01 
 because here comes another lonely holiday..... 
 
 host-a-post  gnormal  Apr 13 01 
 email an image to host. reply contains url for image. 
 
 Moon Theater  mrthingy  Apr 13 01 
 Wait until the Earth eclipses the sun's rays from the moon, then project a film on it for all to view. 
 
 Sidewalk Encounter Protocol  rmutt  Apr 13 01 
 Stops that embarassing dance of avoidance. 
 
 squalling section  egnor  Apr 14 01 
 Put families with infants in their own section of the airplane. 
 

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