| | Random Phrase Barking Translation | | AfroAssault | | Jun 22 01 |
| | Translate dog barks for fun and profit! |
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| | Toilet Mood Ring | | AfroAssault | | Jun 22 01 |
| | for hippies |
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| | Internet Pain | | AfroAssault | | Jun 22 01 |
| | Now let's see that asshole on the chat act tough |
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| | Glow-in-the-dark Toothpaste | | Crayola | | Jun 22 01 |
| | Just because... |
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| | Caricature Generator | | VeXaR | | Jun 22 01 |
| | See a caricaturized version of yourself! |
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| | Barrel of Historical Figures | | The Military | | Jun 22 01 |
| | No More Monkey...Monkey...Monkey. |
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| | Wire-Fu Wedding | | mrkillboy | | Jun 22 01 |
| | Brought to you by Yuen Woo-Ping. |
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| | coke can caps | | hover_dude | | Jun 22 01 |
| | drink coke out of the can hygenically |
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| | Collaborative Composition Dance Box | | beauxeault | | Jun 22 01 |
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| | Fish Guillotine | | globaltourniquet | | Jun 22 01 |
| | (Not for the squeamish) |
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| | Basic Fridge Food airport kiosks | | hello_c | | Jun 22 01 |
| | Been gone for a while? Get basic groceries at the airport |
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| | Lazy River Office | | smizzou | | Jun 22 01 |
| | Floating, lazy river office spaces instead of cubicles |
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| | Floating Magneto-Office | | smizzou | | Jun 22 01 |
| | Office floors made of huge magnets, with the bottom of all furniture outfitted with magnets of the opposite orientation |
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| | shoes | | bean | | Jun 22 01 |
| | Inflatable Heels, for the Woman who Boozes with attitude and still walks home! |
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| | Product Placement Awards | | mrkillboy | | Jun 23 01 |
| | Even Fight Club had Pepsi. |
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| | Rent-a-denture | | melanerpes | | Jun 23 01 |
| | Why buy something you use only a few times a day? |
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| | Voices in the head caller ID | | melanerpes | | Jun 23 01 |
| | Is that you, God? |
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| | Clean-o-glue | | QuadAlpha | | Jun 23 01 |
| | A flavoured Glue, which whitens and Brightens |
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| | Get Jiggy With It | | mrkillboy | | Jun 23 01 |
| | I said "Step pause turn pause pivot step step", not "Step pause turn pause pivot step pause" !!! |
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| | column widths | | gravelpit | | Jun 23 01 |
| | change column width mid-way through an annotation |
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| | Unmarked Firetrucks | | The Military | | Jun 23 01 |
| | And Disguised Dalmations |
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| | Meaningful stereo-equipment specs | | supercat | | Jun 23 01 |
| | Rate amplifiers and speakers by their useful ability |
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| | The Fudgester | | Dog Ed | | Jun 23 01 |
| | She knows your weakness |
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| | Whole-Body VCR | | VeXaR | | Jun 24 01 |
| | Record and play back sensory stimuli! |
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| | Workout gear | | rayfo | | Jun 24 01 |
| | Why does most of it become junk? |
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| | The Scentomentalist | | The Military | | Jun 24 01 |
| | *Sniff* "Say, Did I Turn the Oven Off?" |
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| | joke detector | | RobertKidney | | Jun 24 01 |
| | fed up of hearing the same uselss jokes? |
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| | "Star of the Show" Crotch Light | | smizzou | | Jun 24 01 |
| | Turn going to the bathroom into a broadway experience |
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| | Muffin Drug Masking | | Reverend D | | Jun 24 01 |
| | Fail the company drug-test because of 'Muffin Lovin'? |
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| | Camel Care | | Reverend D | | Jun 24 01 |
| | Big tobacco taking care of its customers. |
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| | Laser Sight for Mr. Winky | | Reverend D | | Jun 24 01 |
| | For those with poor aim. |
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| | Last Man on Earth | | juan2003 | | Jun 24 01 |
| | Obviously a show for the Fox network |
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| | personal lightning rod suit | | hob | | Jun 24 01 |
| | "COME 'N GET ME!" - ZAP - "WHEE!" |
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| | Remote | | WackyMan | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Remote Control for a Remote Control |
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| | Pre-Paid Income Taxes | | ayukawa | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Employers should pay employee's taxes. |
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| | New Perfect Solids | | The Military | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Geometrists, Earn Your Pay. |
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| | Vegetarian Variations | | juan2003 | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Just add Meat or Veggies |
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| | Is It Really A Fish? | | benfrost | | Jun 25 01 |
| | In association with the fish guillotine |
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| | Atmospheric pressure turbine | | lubbit | | Jun 25 01 |
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| | FireHouses | | RobertKidney | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Fire hoses on Houses |
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| | Hermit Jury | | Little_Crow | | Jun 25 01 |
| | For those media circus court cases |
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| | Hinged bread | | mrthingy | | Jun 25 01 |
| | two slices of bread with a hinge (of bread) to keep your sandwich together |
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| | bag o' baking soda | | cswiii | | Jun 25 01 |
| | bad air works against itself |
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| | Plane planting | | rayfo | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Dropping plants from a plane |
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| | Typo-corrector | | rayfo | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Seated one day at the keyboard ... |
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| | Senior Survivor | | lbjay | | Jun 25 01 |
| | aka The Unloved, Unplugged |
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| | Midnight Kitty Laser Game | | rmutt | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Entertain domestic nocturnal critters. |
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| | Karaoke w/ extra headphones-only tracks | | supercat | | Jun 25 01 |
| | Help karaoke singers by letting them "sing along" with prerecorded singer(s) |
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| | Pornography-Enhanced Second-Hand Computers | | snarfyguy | | Jun 25 01 |
| | A way to increase the resale value of second-hand computers |
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| | Pornography Tycoon | | mrkillboy | | Jun 26 01 |
| | I'll try to be as least vulgar as possible... |
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| | Star Wars: Episode 2 Love Ballad | | mrkillboy | | Jun 26 01 |
| | And on the bongos...Jar Jar Binks! |
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| | Musical Cover Switcheroony | | mrkillboy | | Jun 26 01 |
| | "Hey! This songbook they left behind is all empty!" |
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| | White Roads Stop Global Warming | | mrkillboy | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Inspired by the thread that is PeterSealy's "Global Cooling". |
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| | happy toaster | | taution | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Like a hot knife through butter. |
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| | "The Clapper" Belt Buckle | | smizzou | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Belt Buckle and other clothes that work with Clapper technology |
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| | Stay-Put Velcro Sheets | | smizzou | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Velcro-lined sheets and bedspreads that stay put as you toss and turn |
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| | Poster-sized Post-it Notes | | smizzou | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Huge post-its for the sides of buildings and other various poster uses |
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| | Retractable Knife Sheaths | | smizzou | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Large kitchen knives that have sheaths that rectract into the handle at the push of a button |
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| | TiVo Car Radio | | randydarden | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Recording, instant replay in the car. |
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| | semi-Dvorak layout | | supercat | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Dvorak keyboard layout for most functions, but not ctrl-key combinations |
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| | The Virtual World | | juan2003 | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Exactly like "The Real World" but different |
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| | Speed Injecting Sunglasses | | johnny_smooth | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Clothing for substance addicts |
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| | Health Indicating Toilet Paper | | BartJan | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Tells you when your poopoo is ohoh and women's pipi is nana |
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| | daylight fireworks | | gravelpit | | Jun 26 01 |
| | why wait till sundown? |
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| | Bicycle tracks | | lubbit | | Jun 26 01 |
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| | TV Normalizer | | sdm | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Televison Commercial Normalizer |
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| | Symbiotic Ideas | | DrBob | | Jun 26 01 |
| | In keeping with the half-baked theme of |
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| | Idées Symbiotiques | | beauxeault | | Jun 26 01 |
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| | Uber-Religion | | sdm | | Jun 26 01 |
| | An all-inclusive belief structure to end religiously fuelled conflict! |
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| | Toothbrush lock | | rayfo | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Might reduce spread of diseases |
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| | Rug-saver | | rayfo | | Jun 26 01 |
| | Useful for rare oriental rugs? |
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| | Washing Cycle Select | | MuddDog | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Smart machines automatically select what cycle to use |
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| | No toothbrushes | | rayfo | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Who needs toothbrushes anyway? |
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| | Single digit speed limits | | LoriZ | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Misc. services for drivers and passengers of slow moving vehicles |
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| | Butter in a metal tube | | hello_c | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Melt the butter & squirt it where you will |
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| | Taxes contingent on spending | | LoriZ | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Not the other way around |
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| | CO2 Cartridge Fueled Plant Generator | | Cryptic33 | | Jun 27 01 |
| | CO2 cartridge co2 dispersement device. |
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| | Scary House Guest | | mrkillboy | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Be a ghost. |
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| | Confined Cubicle | | jaffa | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Make the trip to the office toilets a pleasant one (finally!) |
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| | I can't believe it's not meat! | | juan2003 | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Like McDonald's but honest |
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| | Unhinged Bread | | goff | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the fridge.. |
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| | Programmable Remote Devices | | juan2003 | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Universally Remote Controlled Device |
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| | Narcosis bar | | Nadir | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Hangover-free fun thanks to nitrogen toxicity |
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| | Measuring aid | | rayfo | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Measurement-marked masking tape |
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| | Gravemail | | Skybird | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Loved ones leave voicemail for those left behind |
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| | Minimess Brush | | rayfo | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Paintbrush packaging idea |
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| | Lawnmower TV | | globaltourniquet | | Jun 27 01 |
| | for juan |
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| | Sex Ed. | | VeXaR | | Jun 27 01 |
| | The real thing. |
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| | Spittoon | | nick_n_uit | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Rephase spitoons back into popular fashion, with a few improvements... |
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| | Previous Channel Queue | | nick_n_uit | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Make the Prev Chan cycle through more than 2 channels |
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| | Ingest-N-Sweat | | nick_n_uit | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Because old-fashioned sweat just isn't cool enough |
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| | Stay-in-the-Car Amusement Park | | smizzou | | Jun 27 01 |
| | Amusement park where all rides are made for cars |
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| | Photo- and Thermochromic Acrylic Paints | | Dog Ed | | Jun 28 01 |
| | Paintings change color with temperature and lighting conditions |
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| | Last-Minute Afterlife for Atheists | | Dog Ed | | Jun 28 01 |
| | Device disables dying patients sense of time and stimulates joy and pleasure. |
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| | Controllably Flexible Fillet Knife | | Dog Ed | | Jun 28 01 |
| | Knife blade can bend under user control to carve a bony roast. |
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| | X-Ray Mirror | | The Military | | Jun 28 01 |
| | For a Deeper Level of Grooming...and More |
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| | DVD Annotations | | wiml | | Jun 28 01 |
| | For fan subs, or do-it-yourself MST3K |
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| | Halfbakery Background Colors | | mrkillboy | | Jun 28 01 |
| | Because white is kinda dull. |
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| | DVD-ROM Compatible Set Top DVD Player | | mrkillboy | | Jun 28 01 |
| | All the DVD-ROM goodness on your set top player. |
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| | Lowrider Destruction Derby | | mrkillboy | | Jun 28 01 |
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