| | Pie shelf | | sid | | Apr 16 01 |
| | Heat Pie and eat whilst surfing the net |
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| | Wales autonomy | | griffin | | Apr 16 01 |
| | drill deep holes, pour water in, let freeze and drift |
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| | Politicians | | griffin | | Apr 16 01 |
| | Psychopaths not allowed |
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| | Noise triangulator | | timvasquez | | Apr 16 01 |
| | Find the direction and distance to any noise around your house |
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| | Musical Bridge I, II, III | | Dog Ed | | Apr 16 01 |
| | Play music using various sorts of bridge |
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| | Dig up the Earth's core | | timvasquez | | Apr 16 01 |
| | It's not doing anyone any good down there! |
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| | Vitamin Gum | | mthall | | Apr 16 01 |
| | Chew gum AND get balanced nutrition |
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| | Medicine Gum | | mthall | | Apr 17 01 |
| | Chew Gum and cure the common cold!!! |
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| | Hybrid Engine | | tkeyser | | Apr 17 01 |
| | A REAL Electric/Internal Combustion Hybrid |
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| | Unleash Satan | | AfroAssault | | Apr 17 01 |
| | I'll bet he has some great ideas |
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| | Sex search engine | | gz | | Apr 17 01 |
| | Sexology specialized chat/ conference/ searches needed? |
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| | ConsumerAlternative.com | | GusLacerda | | Apr 17 01 |
| | User inputs a product or service name, gets back alternatives. |
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| | dna transfer + artificial wombs | | dj_photon | | Apr 17 01 |
| | babies biologically related to same-sex couples |
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| | LED daytime-running-lights | | andrewkorbel | | Apr 17 01 |
| | or citylights for the "western-hemisphere" challenged |
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| | russian nesting breasts | | dj_photon | | Apr 17 01 |
| | open up the breasts, and you have...more breasts! |
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| | Bump-in-the-night Program | | melanerpes | | Apr 17 01 |
| | Identify night noises |
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| | HomeBakeable House Cooler (baked) | | Dog Ed | | Apr 17 01 |
| | Cool your house while watering your lawn. |
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| | Chocolate Coated Everything | | sirrobin | | Apr 17 01 |
| | Well maybe not everything... |
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| | Cell phone reverb | | timvasquez | | Apr 17 01 |
| | Just like the truckers! |
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| | Kevorkian amusement park | | mrnesbit | | Apr 17 01 |
| | Choose carefully... your first ride might be your last! |
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| | Bubblewrap repair kit | | melanerpes | | Apr 17 01 |
| | Reverse poppage |
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| | Surveillance State Tourist Memento | | acb | | Apr 17 01 |
| | A peace dividend for surveillance networks |
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| | Dictionary: C++ to Java, Java to C++ | | GusLacerda | | Apr 17 01 |
| | C++: cout or printf Java: println |
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| | Spouse-Swapping for Mideast Peace | | Dog Ed | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Palestinian and Israeli families forced to swap spouses periodically until lasting peace is achieved |
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| | Scam reporter | | shawnndan | | Apr 18 01 |
| | A website where you can report companies that send you bogus offers, etc. |
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| | Standardised Criminal Masks | | benfrost | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Lose the blurry head |
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| | Death Row Inmate Derby | | shawnndan | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Place Death Row inmates in highly flammable cars and let the games begin! |
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| | Free Atmosphere Fuel Cell | | st3f | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Power for the future |
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| | Specific Spectator Insulter | | mcscotland | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Let the idiot in the opposition stand know what you think of him. |
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| | Hunter/Gatherer Restaurant | | mcscotland | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Get back to basics |
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| | Quiet Weekend Morning TV | | mcscotland | | Apr 18 01 |
| | For the hungover |
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| | MS Branded | | mcscotland | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Make it look like Excel |
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| | Phone Pistol | | melanerpes | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Point at phone, pull trigger, phone rings. Barrel goes to your ear, speak in grip. |
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| | USB Power Supply | | st3f | | Apr 18 01 |
| | so you only need the one. |
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| | Color Changing Car | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Suit your mood, evade police, many possible uses |
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| | Ramones Intro | | DrBob | | Apr 18 01 |
| | All Music Should Start With the Immortal count in "OneTwoThreeFour" |
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| | Cooking with Nothing | | realfake | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Yes, We Have No Bananas |
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| | Freebie Counselling | | Aristotle | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Advice to help people cope with a lack of dot.com freebies. |
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| | Ciggie-Butt Returner | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Give it back to them automatically |
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| | Office Mp3 Groupware | | rigel | | Apr 18 01 |
| | allow all listeners to vote on which songs should be played |
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| | Commercial Break Clock | | Burden | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Do I have time to throw my laundry in the dryer before Macgyver comes back on? |
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| | Pet Poo Collector | | Colette | | Apr 18 01 |
| | Mobile Dog Poo Collector for Lazy Owners |
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| | ISP that pays for downtime | | nick_n_uit | | Apr 19 01 |
| | fairly self-explanatory |
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| | Variable-albedo roof covering | | rmutt | | Apr 19 01 |
| | Appropriately cool or heat a dwelling with active roof materials. |
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| | Negative Light Projector | | pingster | | Apr 19 01 |
| | Paint a surface with a chemical that darkens when exposed to UV; project an image in UV light. |
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| | Speed barcodes on roads | | pingster | | Apr 19 01 |
| | The car reads large barcodes painted on the road surface and indicates the speed limit on the speedometer. |
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| | blink-a-pic | | pinkstar | | Apr 19 01 |
| | Allows your mind's eye to take a picture. |
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| | confirmation screen | | pinkstar | | Apr 19 01 |
| | allows you to confirm a deleted annotation in case you hit the wrong fergen button |
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| | Town Bomb | | guntcher | | Apr 19 01 |
| | An idea to save money on delivery systems |
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| | Tele-Sales Jammer | | doghouse | | Apr 19 01 |
| | waste the time of hapless phone salesfolk and hopefully put telemarketers out of business |
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| | Game Show Diapers | | KB2 | | Apr 19 01 |
| | Babies never look at the bunnies on their diapers |
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| | Smart Screw-Fasteners | | Dog Ed | | Apr 19 01 |
| | Replace old-style metal fasteners with self-tightening and -loosening variety |
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| | Sex planes | | pipp | | Apr 19 01 |
| | The Mile High Plane!! |
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| | Backup As... | | tenhand | | Apr 19 01 |
| | A UI option for making a backup file |
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| | Win That Knighthood! | | kitsune | | Apr 19 01 |
| | A new game show, where luminaries can compete for a knighthood. |
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| | Takes the biscuit | | popemolly | | Apr 20 01 |
| | A cookie for a cookie |
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| | EZMAM | | ezmam | | Apr 20 01 |
| | Spray on meat in a can |
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| | Tongue secure | | popemolly | | Apr 20 01 |
| | Keep cash safe |
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| | Proper CD Burner | | babychaos | | Apr 20 01 |
| | Get rid of the anti-climax of CD burning |
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| | Car Horn Tones | | Little_Crow | | Apr 20 01 |
| | Customise Your Car Horn |
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| | Wales is in Wales | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 20 01 |
| | Members of the royal family should live according to their title |
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| | Card Carrying Halfbaker | | thumbwax | | Apr 20 01 |
| | Laminated Proof that you are indeed Halfbaked |
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| | bioluminescent landscaping | | marcromind | | Apr 20 01 |
| | genetically engineered plants used to decorate yards |
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| | Fingernail cleaner | | JoshW | | Apr 20 01 |
| | Guess |
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| | Curtain closers | | JoshW | | Apr 20 01 |
| | Curtains which automatically close fully. |
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| | Amazing Nose Oil Resources | | Dog Ed | | Apr 21 01 |
| | Crude oil too expensive? Create an online clearinghouse for Nose Oil resources (S_Bug = 2.5) |
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| | Treat Cancer With Parasites | | Dog Ed | | Apr 21 01 |
| | Develop genetic variants of filarioid parasites to seek out and destroy cancerous tumors. (S_Bug = 0.5) |
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| | Two Cats Mad | | st3f | | Apr 21 01 |
| | The spinster eccentricity index you always knew existed. |
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| | 3-way Xmas crackers | | lubbit | | Apr 21 01 |
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| | Trinkets that you REALLY don't want | | lubbit | | Apr 21 01 |
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| | keyboard cleaning tray | | egnor | | Apr 21 01 |
| | Just like toasters have. |
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| | Thetarchitecture | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 21 01 |
| | Golden Ratio Architecture |
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| | political exchange | | griffin | | Apr 21 01 |
| | an exchange scheme for political leaders |
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| | Heterosexual male accidental mutual eye-contact relief/assurance gesture | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 21 01 |
| | No, I'm not gay, not that I have anything against it, but... |
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| | Crush Patches | | realfake | | Apr 21 01 |
| | i know, i know, i've got no romance in my soul |
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| | Video; Time and date | | solomungus | | Apr 22 01 |
| | A video which set's it's clock from teltext |
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| | Foam Afros for toddlers | | solomungus | | Apr 22 01 |
| | Protect your nippers fragile head with a layer of foam.. |
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| | emergency egress | | boarish1 | | Apr 22 01 |
| | Emergency egress system for large airliners |
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| | rhyming thesaurus | | johnny_smooth | | Apr 23 01 |
| | reference material for hip hoppers |
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| | Diarrhea rape prevention | | mrnesbit | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Overpower your assailant |
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| | Electromagnet Mattress | | hippo | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Electromagnets instead of springs. |
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| | Thin tech manuals | | mcscotland | | Apr 23 01 |
| | tech manuals you can read on the train |
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| | Taliban Paradox | | riposte | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Give 'em a website... |
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| | the seven wonders of the ancient world | | mihali | | Apr 23 01 |
| | museum and theme park for the cultured masses |
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| | Airline tennis | | mrnesbit | | Apr 23 01 |
| | No one said airline travel had to be boring |
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| | Driving game | | JoshW | | Apr 23 01 |
| | A driving game |
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| | Mondrian tiles | | Uncle Nutsy | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Because regular tiles are dull |
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| | Super Solar Cells | | dekoi | | Apr 23 01 |
| | Who needs Mercury and Venus anyway |
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| | Speeding Conveyance Deterrent | | boarish1 | | Apr 23 01 |
| | slowing speeding vehicles by deploying computer actuated decellerators. |
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| | Stealth Branding Iron | | nick_n_uit | | Apr 24 01 |
| | Get'em from a distance. |
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| | Backseat Shenanigans Indicator | | 1percent | | Apr 24 01 |
| | Wouldn't you want to know? |
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| | The SexyBurger | | evanescent | | Apr 24 01 |
| | The coolest burger joint ever. |
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| | Power card | | ElectricRussell | | Apr 24 01 |
| | A means to save energy, money and get fit |
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| | Individually Negotiated Marriage Contracts | | rigel | | Apr 24 01 |
| | explicitly define your expectations |
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| | Marriage License Test | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 24 01 |
| | Five questions wrong -- no license |
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| | Bombing Range for Civilians | | Dog Ed | | Apr 24 01 |
| | A facility allowing regular fellows to make and explode bombs legally and safely |
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| | fonetyk speling | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 24 01 |
| | forget morfoloji, just spel yt laik yt saundz |
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| | Dennis Miller obscure reference pop-up system | | globaltourniquet | | Apr 24 01 |
| | Never miss the joke |
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| | axiomatic calculator | | cmeador | | Apr 25 01 |
| | Just say no to approximations |
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| | Genre thesauri | | bookworm | | Apr 25 01 |
| | Never say "turgid" or "eldritch" again |
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