| Single-use toothbrush | | lewisgirl | | Jul 09 01 |
| has toothpaste in the handle. |
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| PopPlug | | rayfo | | Jul 09 01 |
| A plug designed to be jerked out |
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| (subtile wedding) | | futurebird | | Jul 09 01 |
| why all the fuss? |
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| Nude filter | | mrnesbit | | Jul 09 01 |
| Button digitally removes clothes |
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| Zap Em! | | MuddDog | | Jul 09 01 |
| Interesting stunt for the show Fear Factor |
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| car commuter workout | | rkw77 | | Jul 10 01 |
| tone your legs while you drive |
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| www.iworkwithidiots.com | | rkw77 | | Jul 10 01 |
| let the world know how stupid your co-workers really are |
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| Ball Dogs | | benfrost | | Jul 10 01 |
| Add an Element of Pet Fun to Tennis |
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| Cheese Hookah | | porkpipe | | Jul 10 01 |
| To ease your sleazy-cheese cravings. |
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| Cubicle Windows/Doors | | picassosinatra | | Jul 10 01 |
| Cubicle Windows/Doors |
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| Supersonic Penguins | | Dog Ed | | Jul 10 01 |
| Courageous birds launched at Mach 2 to intercept evil terrorist aircraft |
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| Mandatory Business Model Disclosure | | hippo | | Jul 10 01 |
| How are these people making money? Are they making money? |
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| 'Road marking' carpet tiles | | hippo | | Jul 10 01 |
| Lane boundaries, 'Yield' lines etc. - all printed on carpet tiles |
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| Halfbakery Bong Game | | goff | | Jul 10 01 |
| Drop in a lyric, and see if anyone spots it. |
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| Form Completion Requisition Form | | Guy Fox | | Jul 10 01 |
| "Could you fill this out in triplicate, please?" |
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| shaken' dog car | | futurebird | | Jul 10 01 |
| it cleans its self |
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| Poll auto-mute | | Dewey | | Jul 10 01 |
| Don't listen to local news self-selected polls |
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| Revolving door lanes | | Dewey | | Jul 10 01 |
| Painted lanes to encourage proper usage |
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| callousing cream | | futurebird | | Jul 10 01 |
| be barefoot with ease! |
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| interactive punch pad | | BIG BAD PETE | | Jul 10 01 |
| Ever had a hard day at school/work/hell?.. |
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| Money Machine | | MuddDog | | Jul 10 01 |
| A handheld device for managing money, including checkbook, credit card, etc. |
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| Solar Roads | | engelr | | Jul 10 01 |
| Make roads from solar cells we can drive on |
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| kev up a flying machine | | technobadger | | Jul 10 01 |
| testosterone,rather than kerosene,to get better aircraft |
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| Coloured Shower Water for Children | | benfrost | | Jul 11 01 |
| Make showering Fun |
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| NHGL | | The Military | | Jul 11 01 |
| The National Highland Games League |
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| Seasick Rescue Service | | beauxeault | | Jul 11 01 |
| via helicopter |
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| Bisquid | | cookster | | Jul 11 01 |
| Tasty squid-based snack product. |
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| Air-pollution | | rayfo | | Jul 11 01 |
| Internal fresh air in vehicles |
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| Roller-ball | | rayfo | | Jul 11 01 |
| Is it any use for medicaments? |
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| Mosh-Buddy Pogo-Weeble | | Guy Fox | | Jul 11 01 |
| Dance even when your mates are wasted |
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| 12864 | | Vernon | | Jul 11 01 |
| A microprocessor description I created in early 1991 |
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| Producing Power | | Icarus | | Jul 11 01 |
| Producing electricity from roads |
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| Superspeed spacecraft | | Icarus | | Jul 11 01 |
| A huge Gauss\Railgun superspeed spacecraft |
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| New business? | | rayfo | | Jul 12 01 |
| Selling videos of talking pets |
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| Toast-shaper | | rayfo | | Jul 12 01 |
| Automatic butter-depth gauging |
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| Sausage 'N Syrup | | picassosinatra | | Jul 12 01 |
| Like Bert and Ernie; Odd, but Undeniably Good Together |
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| Popstar franchise | | hippo | | Jul 12 01 |
| Quick! Read this idea before it's baked... |
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| Bum Bank | | futurebird | | Jul 12 01 |
| ATM based bank for the terminally poor |
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| Song for a city | | rayfo | | Jul 12 01 |
| Where have all the flowers gone? |
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| 3D Audio | | Saxywolf | | Jul 12 01 |
| 3D sounds using headphones. |
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| Odour Free Condoms | | BartJan | | Jul 12 01 |
| Stop the smell of rubber on every spot... |
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| Travel Case for Cards & Other Games | | Saxywolf | | Jul 12 01 |
| Travel case/Play boards that also keep cards safe |
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| pocket tie | | Vavon | | Jul 12 01 |
| Pocket on the back of your tie to hold pens and pencils |
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| beer holster | | borivan | | Jul 12 01 |
| wear a toolbelt and keep beer cold |
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| colourful cooking with a shooting computer game | | technobadger | | Jul 12 01 |
| 3d shooter and cuisine |
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| Closed Captioning for online and computer content | | krispykremednut | | Jul 12 01 |
| CC for the WWW & OS |
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| city that never sleeps | | LoriZ | | Jul 13 01 |
| make your travail arrangements now! |
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| Nightshift Towers | | futurebird | | Jul 13 01 |
| The place to be if you're up all night! |
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| Dyno-drag | | yunohu | | Jul 13 01 |
| Stationary drag race using dynamometers |
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| Tasteful Pager | | Vavon | | Jul 13 01 |
| A new device that would be kept in your mouth that emits a certian taste when you are paged |
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| revolving door human sampler | | futurebird | | Jul 13 01 |
| a better way to do research |
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| Tacky clay | | rayfo | | Jul 13 01 |
| Right idea. Wrong technology. |
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| Theft Proof car | | Vavon | | Jul 13 01 |
| Steering wheel which can not only be removed, but carried in pocket |
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| Meat Plants | | td | | Jul 13 01 |
| Use genetic engineering to grow meat without animals |
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| Crack machines | | Simonpf | | Jul 13 01 |
| A no-drug-dealer-needed dispensation system |
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| new punctuation marks | | cheeselikesubstance | | Jul 14 01 |
| for broader rhetorical range |
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| Omninoculars | | st3f | | Jul 14 01 |
| Magic viewing devices now possible using existing technology? |
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| Badge Art | | The Military | | Jul 14 01 |
| For Collective Individuality |
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| SPEE (Standardized Presidential/Parliamentary Entrance Exam) | | futurebird | | Jul 14 01 |
| SATs for the fat cats! |
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| Cable Boots | | clichedname | | Jul 14 01 |
| Data Storage In Footwear (An Entirely Underused Area Of Clothing) |
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| hormone tattoo | | jaeson | | Jul 15 01 |
| when your hormone levels change, so does the tatoo color |
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| Dis-closure | | pawnpusher | | Jul 15 01 |
| Legally enforced truth period at the end of a relationship |
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| Seawater Mineral Extracter | | NHstud1216 | | Jul 15 01 |
| Ultra filter that extracts valuable minerals from seawater. |
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| Animal Countries | | NHstud1216 | | Jul 15 01 |
| Vast Expanses of Territory Dedicated to Animals and Plants Protected by the UN |
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| Flammable cake frosting | | mthall | | Jul 15 01 |
| Make a wish, and blow out the candles... ka-booom! |
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| Psychic restaurant | | mthall | | Jul 15 01 |
| A restaurant owned and run by psychics |
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| Misunderstanding Old Man Hat | | tkeyser | | Jul 16 01 |
| Basically the same idea as Unabubba's "Angry Young Man Hat," except the other way around. |
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| Counter-rotating paired space stations | | st3f | | Jul 16 01 |
| Why waste all that fuel? |
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| consumer vs corporate america punch up | | jaeson | | Jul 16 01 |
| advertisers get to stay on air... one day at a time. |
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| shoes with adjustable friction | | BALIKEKMEK | | Jul 16 01 |
| you deside where to walk or slide |
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| Tax Credits for Blood | | koz | | Jul 16 01 |
| offer tax deductions to blood donors |
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| keep track of kids with cookies | | futurebird | | Jul 16 01 |
| mmm life is sweet |
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| Gurning | | rayfo | | Jul 16 01 |
| Face-pulling as a therapy |
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| ziplock bags with holes | | Vavon | | Jul 16 01 |
| they would be normal ziplock bags but at the top they have a hole so you can hang them |
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| Random Foreign Policy | | futurebird | | Jul 17 01 |
| Strike fear into the hearts of diplomats! |
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| Cigalottery | | Simonpf | | Jul 17 01 |
| A way to keep cigarettes en vogue |
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| pointy bra | | futurebird | | Jul 17 01 |
| not just for madona |
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| Lifestyles of the Poor and Nameless | | BertieWooster | | Jul 17 01 |
| The inverse of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" |
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| congress as jury duty | | nathandrea | | Jul 17 01 |
| Using registered voters as randomly drawn officials |
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| Pedestrian Bell | | cheeselikesubstance | | Jul 17 01 |
| for use on crowded sidewalks |
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| crappy looking electronics that are really good | | futurebird | | Jul 17 01 |
| Don't get mugged! |
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| Common word keys | | lewisgirl | | Jul 17 01 |
| makes SMS quicker and WAP chat possible |
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| Swiss Army Men | | The Military | | Jul 17 01 |
| 1/35 Scale Hundertschweizer |
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| Fan Boutonniere | | Vavon | | Jul 17 01 |
| A boutonniere that looks like a flower but has a fan to blow away cigarette smoke |
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| Body Type "FONT" | | jaeson | | Jul 18 01 |
| Sports Illustrated Online models in S, M, L, XL pulldown menu |
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| Sex & Violence Diverter | | cheeselikesubstance | | Jul 18 01 |
| Diverts the naughty stuff to them that want it. |
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| Food Stamp Store | | talamunda | | Jul 18 01 |
| A great way to capitalize on food stamps |
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| Net Worth Hat | | BertieWooster | | Jul 18 01 |
| Hat That Displays Your Net Worth |
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| Frightened Mother's Weekly | | futurebird | | Jul 18 01 |
| So my mom stops calling me every day. |
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| mostly not sugar | | futurebird | | Jul 18 01 |
| 1/10 real sugar 9/10 fakee |
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| Blood collecting mosquitoes | | futurebird | | Jul 18 01 |
| No more blood shortage! |
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| Ethernet as Bus Architecture | | quarterbaker | | Jul 18 01 |
| Use gigabit ethernet technology as bus architecture for PC's |
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| bring back neanderthals | | futurebird | | Jul 19 01 |
| Give us some REAL diversity here. |
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| climate controlled | | bobk | | Jul 19 01 |
| use outside air temp to keep refridgerator cold |
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| Standardized Car | | nathandrea | | Jul 19 01 |
| A Single-Model, Low-Cost, Low-Emissions Vehicle |
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| Alarm clock | | EmileB | | Jul 19 01 |
| Personal Alarm clock |
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| Ionic Kinetic Energy Conversion Effect | | Vernon | | Jul 19 01 |
| [I-keesh'] ionic kinetic energy conversion effect |
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| Bumper Stamp | | nathandrea | | Jul 19 01 |
| It's OK to hit-and-run... |
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| Air-Quote Companions | | The Military | | Jul 19 01 |
| "( ) [ ] / - ..." |
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| Special Vernon column widths | | lewisgirl | | Jul 19 01 |
| so it's not so long and thin. |
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